Strip Club Reports

[HowlettJames]

What spots do you guys recommend while I'm here on vacation?

[SereniteeNow]

Did anyone go to see her? She has the perfect spinner body. If she allowed some roaming on her tiny frame I would have been there but something tells me she makes you stand ten feet away or something.

She allowed some of the boys to motorboat her a little bit and grinded (ground?) on our laps a little bit. Came in with a heavy layer of spray on tan, super smooth skin and nice smell.

[Nothing24]

CJ Miles will be at Expose this Friday and Sat 09/15 & 09/16. Very tempting.

Did anyone go to see her? She has the perfect spinner body. If she allowed some roaming on her tiny frame I would have been there but something tells me she makes you stand ten feet away or something.

[SsStuntCock]

Just stow your fears & prejudices and go across the border to TJ MX clubs. Unless you or your buds can't hold your liquor, being a knucklehead in MX can be expensive & painful.

My endorsement for this statement is in no way related to the fact that it's Mexican Independence Day tomorrow (insert grito here).

[SsStuntCock]

CJ Miles will be at Expose this Friday and Sat 09/15 & 09/16. Very tempting.

What are the chances she'll be doing some UTR work with the rain men?

[Gato007]

CJ Miles will be at Expose this Friday and Sat 09/15 & 09/16. Very tempting.

[WebDog2015]

Coming to SD for a bachelor party. Staying a little north of the city, near Poway I think. Wondering if you all could help direct us to the best spots in town. If possible, can you break out talent vs. Mileage? I'm from Detroit where you can get any kind of mileage you want so would be helpful to understand what's available. Feel free to PM if that's easier. Happy to share any info on Detroit if you're ever out my way.

San Diego has some of the worst strip clubs and the oldest hookers in the country.

Detroit blows away the strip club scene here in ways you would just find pathetic. But you're 15 miles away from bachelor party paradise. TJ makes Windsor Ontario look like rural Utah.

Spend the night in Tijuana. Use the excuse of having an amazing meal with steak and a bottle of wine and everything else for the price of a #3 at In-and-Out (it's not really that cheap but it's close and the quality is as good as anything you'll get here).

You can totally get a pass from the wise and do that legit, and then talk about all of the great music, venues, and bars that are right there at the main strip. It is just an amazing time. I've done multiple trips with my girlfriend and the PG-13 version of a Tijuana bachelor party is convincing, infinite be easily documented via photos and social media.

Once you kick off with those things, then you follow the advice in the adjacent thread about what to do in TJ. If it's straight up fucking you want you've got the best options in the western hemisphere. Or hit up the infamous 'stripclubs' which function as such, but are in fact brothels.

I'm approaching the 30th anniversary of my first adult-themed TJ trip. I don't think I've set foot in a strip club here since. I'm here for business at least once a quarter, and I've made other trips out with my SO / GF just for the TJ nightlife. There are great American-brand hotels which are clean and cheap and safe. You would honestly be foolish to stay in San Diego.

[PelicanT99]

Coming to SD for a bachelor party. Staying a little north of the city, near Poway I think. Wondering if you all could help direct us to the best spots in town. If possible, can you break out talent vs. Mileage? I'm from Detroit where you can get any kind of mileage you want so would be helpful to understand what's available. Feel free to PM if that's easier. Happy to share any info on Detroit if you're ever out my way.

Coming to San Diego for a bachelor party. Nobody in the group is from the area. Looking for some guidance on where 6 guys in their mid 30's should go to go for some good drunken fun. Upscale, sleazy. Down for it all! Thanks!

I'm from LA / OC but visit SD. Most to all strip clubs there are totally not worth it for mongers, but they do have great eye candy. Cheetahs is probably top of the pile, but I hear good things about Candy Store / Shop / whatever, and Pacers, as "club atmosphere" type places. But you'll end up spending a lot, for PG ITC fun; maybe a HJ.

Just stow your fears & prejudices and go across the border to TJ MX clubs. Unless you or your buds can't hold your liquor, being a knucklehead in MX can be expensive & painful.

Maybe a local can recommend a dancing escort or outcall stripping service, where the party comes to you after eye candy?

[DonnyBrasco]

Coming to SD for a bachelor party. Staying a little north of the city, near Poway I think. Wondering if you all could help direct us to the best spots in town. If possible, can you break out talent vs. Mileage? I'm from Detroit where you can get any kind of mileage you want so would be helpful to understand what's available. Feel free to PM if that's easier. Happy to share any info on Detroit if you're ever out my way.

[Rick James B]

No mention of coco at Cheetahs?

Any hot asian girls at the Candy Shop? From Cheetahs I've had good friendships+ with Kaylani, Ashe, and Jade. I don't think Kaylani works there anymore and Ashe is engaged and gave up the stripper life. Jade is still there and she is smoking hot. Early 20's, fit, half Japanese half White (I think).

[TrackGuy22]

Been a while since I've been to San Diego but am coming back in a couple weeks. Last time around the only Strip club I went to was Cheetahs. Had an interesting run in as I got talked into going into VIP with a girl I already wasn't crazy about. The stripper knew me and a couple of the guys I was with were from out of town. After I pay for the VIP, the girl wanted another 300 on top because the next song started. Absolutely ridiculous in every manner, but she must have had a thing going with one of the bouncers there because he immediately yelled at me to quit be a cheap xxx and pay her. She told me to give her another 200 and call it good, which I did just to not cause a scene. I feel like I was played.

[AJaxer11]

Some info for you guys, I frequent Cheetah's a lot and during the Candy Shop grand openings at least 6 Cheetah's girls worked there for the opening. Funny thing though they would literally work both Candy Shop and Cheetah's on the same night. So they were probably there to promote the club. I still see each of them at Cheetahs working now, so it's not like they switched clubs (Karinaa, Danielle, Divine, some other girls I forgot).

Keep in mind a stripper license in San Diego is $500 so a place like the Candy Shop is going to have to recruit existing strippers for their venture, rather than make new girls go through the licensing process. They can't even pull girls from OC or LA. SD is very unique in this regard.

I recognized many girls in the promo photos for Candy Shop including Instagram, and on the feeds of Cheetah's girls who were working there. So what I will say is if that girl you're interested in was ever at Candy Shop, she's probably a stripper at another club. Or, just a model and not an actual stripper (since Candy Shop hires non-stripper entertainers too for events).

Any hot asian girls at the Candy Shop? From Cheetahs I've had good friendships+ with Kaylani, Ashe, and Jade. I don't think Kaylani works there anymore and Ashe is engaged and gave up the stripper life. Jade is still there and she is smoking hot. Early 20's, fit, half Japanese half White (I think).

[SumYoungGuy619]

Coming to San Diego for a bachelor party. Nobody in the group is from the area. Looking for some guidance on where 6 guys in their mid 30's should go to go for some good drunken fun. Upscale, sleazy. Down for it all! Thanks!

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[Member #7047]

Tijuana, zona norte.

Coming to San Diego for a bachelor party. Nobody in the group is from the area. Looking for some guidance on where 6 guys in their mid 30's should go to go for some good drunken fun. Upscale, sleazy. Down for it all! Thanks!

[Lfcos]

Coming to San Diego for a bachelor party. Nobody in the group is from the area. Looking for some guidance on where 6 guys in their mid 30's should go to go for some good drunken fun. Upscale, sleazy. Down for it all! Thanks!