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[BikiniFan]

Short and sweet review:

What would you do in this situation gents? How would you handle this from the very beginning? Would you have kept the money to teach her a lesson or send it back?

You owe her money, you should pay her.

[LC310]

Short and sweet review:

She's the girl in the pic, but got pimples on her back.

Did you pop those zits and use the puss as lube for anal?

[SuelyBrah]

I'm fairly new the HX community as my previous experiences have been PD and the usual Massage Parlors. Being located in between downtown LA and Anaheim is not always worth the drive for me because lets face it. I get that post pop clarity and the drive home is spent questioning the effort. In any event, I found an ad for "sweetKgirls" which also happens to be the user name. The reason it caught my eye was the service location was San Gabriel Valley. I had also seen the same adds on some other sites so I decided to take one for the team. I was not expecting any of the girls to resemble the photos because they never do, but I was shocked when it actually was. I sent a text over to the Booker and had a reply within 5 min asking the basic info of age / race. After a few basic questions such as time and girl preference I ended up with "Qian". I arrived near the house and the Booker told me to enter through the front door. I was greeted by a girl who looked even better than the damn add! I was in actual shock and disbelief because she was insanely gorgeous. She must have been at least 22/ Chinese with a knockout figure. She led me to a bedroom in the back where it was air-conditioned and quiet. Once door was locked left donation on dresser and we made our way to the shower. She undressed and again. Banging body. Young, skinny, palm size breasts, smooth skin, very hairy Bush (which I love). She began to bath me and once we were both done she led me to the bed. That's where my experience kind of went a little south, at least for my personal liking. She was very shy and timid as if she was a little nervous but that could have been because she was pretty young and spoke no English. She was overly neurotic about cleanliness to the point where she must have went though handfuls of sanitizing wipes and mouthwashes. Look, I'm a very clean guy who shaves everything and makes sure I show up smelling like roses so I knew it wasn't me. Again, I think she was just overly cautious which took me out of the moments. She then did this weird water gargling / suction thing all over my body that I have never experienced but went along with. She tongue bathed me and all of my boy bits and black kiss that led to a decent BBJ, but again, in between all this she kept rinsing and spitting out cups of water. Finally I took a little initiative and took her in a few positions which she was happy to oblige (wrapped of course). She did however politely avoid any mouth kissing on any part of her body which again just took me completely out of it. After I finished she tried to chat a bit with her google translate and again was very very nice, but it was def not the experience I was hoping for. I don't think it was me, because I'm not a troll hahah. I'm 40 and in decent shape, but who knows. Anyway, She wanted to shower me again so we both cleaned up and I felt kind of rushed since the first half of the meeting was just weird body massaging and parlor tricks. Would I rebook? Maybe if they can provide me with a girl whose a little less timid and not new. If you guys are looking for a young Chinese girl who actually looks like her ad then she's right up your alley.

Firstly, I am glad you came over to HX and perhaps ditched PD. PD is just loaded with GPS bs. I used to used it before finding out about how good hx is. The service and rates you get on hx is way better, so I hope new comers don't mess it up.

Now, the situation you described sounds very familiar. I am very much like you in those aspect. And my buddy does go to this private house in Rosemead, it's the one next to Carls Jr right?

The thing is, I actually have never booked an Asian girl. Maybe a girl who is mixed with some Asian, but pure is not my type. Maybe cause I am Asian and I don't see these girls this way. The "cute pretty" look that they have isn't for me either. For me personally, that look is good for dating and gf, but not casual fling. Plus. What if she is someone I know or knows someone I know. That would be awkward AF.

[Leocat2020]

Sugar's mama-san let me know that Sugar is working on Sunday! Woo hoo! I just saw the ad on her on HX under Stelia.

I'm going to have to pre book! 😋.

She likes bbq and loves chewing on my bone! LOL.

[SadDracula562]

I'm fairly new the HX community as my previous experiences have been PD and the usual Massage Parlors. Being located in between downtown LA and Anaheim is not always worth the drive for me because lets face it. I get that post pop clarity and the drive home is spent questioning the effort. In any event, I found an ad for "sweetKgirls" which also happens to be the user name. The reason it caught my eye was the service location was San Gabriel Valley. I had also seen the same adds on some other sites so I decided to take one for the team. I was not expecting any of the girls to resemble the photos because they never do, but I was shocked when it actually was. I sent a text over to the Booker and had a reply within 5 min asking the basic info of age / race. After a few basic questions such as time and girl preference I ended up with "Qian". I arrived near the house and the Booker told me to enter through the front door. I was greeted by a girl who looked even better than the damn add! I was in actual shock and disbelief because she was insanely gorgeous. She must have been at least 22/ Chinese with a knockout figure. She led me to a bedroom in the back where it was air-conditioned and quiet. Once door was locked left donation on dresser and we made our way to the shower. She undressed and again. Banging body. Young, skinny, palm size breasts, smooth skin, very hairy Bush (which I love). She began to bath me and once we were both done she led me to the bed. That's where my experience kind of went a little south, at least for my personal liking. She was very shy and timid as if she was a little nervous but that could have been because she was pretty young and spoke no English. She was overly neurotic about cleanliness to the point where she must have went though handfuls of sanitizing wipes and mouthwashes. Look, I'm a very clean guy who shaves everything and makes sure I show up smelling like roses so I knew it wasn't me. Again, I think she was just overly cautious which took me out of the moments. She then did this weird water gargling / suction thing all over my body that I have never experienced but went along with. She tongue bathed me and all of my boy bits and black kiss that led to a decent BBJ, but again, in between all this she kept rinsing and spitting out cups of water. Finally I took a little initiative and took her in a few positions which she was happy to oblige (wrapped of course). She did however politely avoid any mouth kissing on any part of her body which again just took me completely out of it. After I finished she tried to chat a bit with her google translate and again was very very nice, but it was def not the experience I was hoping for. I don't think it was me, because I'm not a troll hahah. I'm 40 and in decent shape, but who knows. Anyway, She wanted to shower me again so we both cleaned up and I felt kind of rushed since the first half of the meeting was just weird body massaging and parlor tricks. Would I rebook? Maybe if they can provide me with a girl whose a little less timid and not new. If you guys are looking for a young Chinese girl who actually looks like her ad then she's right up your alley.

[TheSkinnyPete]

I don't mind the criticism that's what this site and others are all about!

But, I will say pretty much 80% of the chicks I slay on Hx are BBFS!

Yes, there are the ones we all know who will ruin your Hx handle on hx for asking for bare services.

But, what is funny those are some of the same gals who give BBFS too me. I've been on HX before it re-named to hx and called ***********z. Plus, I think it was something else before that.

Many of them gals we're on ***********z or I've been seeing for many years before HX really blew up 5-6 years ago with more dudes and gals on it.

Back in the day it was chill, and not so popular and trust me you could get whatever you want from a girl with a "tip".

Just like the old parties at the beach house and of course the Halloween fu*k fest parties in the IE, by USC, and in the OC in Garden Grove.

The USC party back in the day had two rooms where you could ban a chick bare or not bare and go back to the party.

Yah, I bang chubby ones / husky ones and I love my skinny pencils (BBFS) but those are the BBFS ones I keep for myself.

You talked about banging chicks from HX bare back in the day, do you still do that? And how do you even ask? The other day, I asked this one chick who has a lot of ratings and people here say she provides BBFS, or at least she used to provide, and she immediately asked me if I was on USASG and I said no. She denied and said she never offers BBFS and never did and the mood in the room shifted, and it was awkward.

If I may ask, how do you ask them? Do you establish a rapport with them; you visit them a couple of times, and then you ask them for BBFS? Or do you just jump into it from first meet and offer them a tip if they let you BBFS? And also, are you not afraid of STDs or her getting pregnant?

If you're curious, it was Kira.

[HapaBoy86]

Agree on this. I want a blowjob not a handjob. And I'm just straight up with a girl and tell them "no hands baby" in whatever position they're in while sucking me. If you're paying for it then they need to provide the service the way you like it. The only time I do the handjob is myself when I want to give them a facial and control and aim it just right on their face.

No handjob I want the BJ and here big eyes looking up at me!

[Ace McNasty]

Agree on this. I want a blowjob not a handjob. And I'm just straight up with a girl and tell them "no hands baby" in whatever position they're in while sucking me. If you're paying for it then they need to provide the service the way you like it. The only time I do the handjob is myself when I want to give them a facial and control and aim it just right on their face.

CoreyBella is a cocksucking expert extraordinaire to give you the no-hands mouth-only BBBJCIM that will make the hairs in the back of your neck stand up as you explode and spray your Creamy McNasty all over her tonsils. She is currently available. Just left her ONT incall and moved to a hotel in Anaheim.

[Lexx1]

Hands on your dick during BBBJ is cheating. If she rubs the shaft up and down with her hand and fingers, how is that diff from spanking your meat at home? If I wanted a handjob, I would book Rosy Palmer and her 5 skinny sisters. They are available 24/7 and very cheap LOL.

The way to make sure you get all mouth and tongue action only with no hands is to make them kneel between your legs. They have no choice but to prop their head up with both hands and nothing but wet warm mouth baby. I just saw MamiLola in CostaMesa last week and this girl really knows how to suck your cock. Of course she is famous for many other things wink, wink.

Remember, a blowjob is with your heart and not with your mouth. So get down on your knees, and put that heart to work baby!

Agree on this. I want a blowjob not a handjob. And I'm just straight up with a girl and tell them "no hands baby" in whatever position they're in while sucking me. If you're paying for it then they need to provide the service the way you like it. The only time I do the handjob is myself when I want to give them a facial and control and aim it just right on their face.

[ChickenHawk88]

Asking for advice:

I'll be traveling to New York in a couple weeks and curious how the girls in NY compare to those in LA / OC on HX and the Ktown spots. Does anyone have any opinion to share? (I. E. Do we really wish they all could be California Girls?) Any advice is appreciated. (I'm posting this on a few boards too).

There are hot looking ones and pretty ones but you will be paying a lot more in NY then LA. GFE in $$$$$ for what is $$$ 4 over here. Overall need lot more dough. Last place I went was metrogirlsny but there are other agencies. Have fun and stay safe.

[Ace McNasty]

Another one that enjoys sucking the D and dt is Giselle. Peak (hx / oc) and she swallowed my load looking up at me.

I was Giselle's very first client on Hx at the end of Feb 2020, a couple weeks before the CDC declared a pandemic and the country shut down. She got scared of Covid and deleted her original account, then came back later that summer when the restrictions started easing up. I believe this current account is her 3rd or 4th profile now.

I agree GP really knows how to pleasure your cock with her mouth. Big problem for me in Aug 2023 is that she has gained so much weight during her hiatus. I am guessing she replicated a clone and the baby weight appears to be permanent. When I first saw her that body was so perfect. Only 135 lbs on a 5'5" frame. Looks like at least +40 lbs now. When I saw her again beginning of August I could not bring myself to fuck and eat her pussy and just went for her BBBJCIM, then removed her from my rotation. Too bad, she is such a nice girl with Grade A headgame.

So if you see her don't expect to get the girl below. Not unless she joined Planet Fitness for 6-12 months LOL.

[Ace McNasty]

Do you guys actually like when they include the hand for the shaft? I feel like it's a hot idea in porn but doesn't translate well in real life. Same with anything to do with testes. Just feels weird, rough and uncomfortable.

Hands on your dick during BBBJ is cheating. If she rubs the shaft up and down with her hand and fingers, how is that diff from spanking your meat at home? If I wanted a handjob, I would book Rosy Palmer and her 5 skinny sisters. They are available 24/7 and very cheap LOL.

The way to make sure you get all mouth and tongue action only with no hands is to make them kneel between your legs. They have no choice but to prop their head up with both hands and nothing but wet warm mouth baby. I just saw MamiLola in CostaMesa last week and this girl really knows how to suck your cock. Of course she is famous for many other things wink, wink.

Remember, a blowjob is with your heart and not with your mouth. So get down on your knees, and put that heart to work baby!

[JapDude69]

Do you guys actually like when they include the hand for the shaft? I feel like it's a hot idea in porn but doesn't translate well in real life. Same with anything to do with testes. Just feels weird, rough and uncomfortable.

I usually don't for the exact reason you typed, but Rissa was really good at it for me. Soft touch combined with a lot of spit from the BJ.

[TheZorak]

+1 on Rissa. She's a bit quiet, but really great BJ and hand combo. Rimjob isn't too bad either. I tried going greek with her, but her ass was so tight I could really only get the head on.

Do you guys actually like when they include the hand for the shaft? I feel like it's a hot idea in porn but doesn't translate well in real life. Same with anything to do with testes. Just feels weird, rough and uncomfortable.

[AsstroGlide]

Dp anyone know the answer to this question. I was wondering if I get tested at a place like talent testing and IF they find anything, can they prescribe treatment or do I have to go to my GP for treatment options?

I have been getting tested for free through AHF for years. You can find a location near you on their site: https://locations.freestdcheck.org/.

The testing is free, and if anything comes up, you can get treated for the common stuff without any cost to you. There can be a bit of a wait if you go during busy times, but I started doing the express testing where they give you a swab to swab yourself, a cup to pee in, draw your blood and send you on your way. I've been in and out of there in less than 30 minutes, if I catch them when they're not busy.

Talent Testing is good too, and they take walk-ins. But it's expensive, and I don't think that they offer treatment.