Massage Parlor Reports

[James D 2004]

Aka Green Sign, the 2nd most reviewed MP in the city of Orange. I wanted to be early but arrived late. I got the chair behind a Chinese wall. Bells keep ringing. They moved me to the laundry room. I paid $60 for 45 min. I doubt if they will give me change. I had Heidi I think. Looked the best in a body-hugging tight short dress and long hair. Her face is nice too without much makeup. She immediately started a full acupressure treatment. She kneeled on my back too. It was so professional that I wondered will I get anything else. Her English is poor so I just paid her $160 without asking. We started DFK with tongue, then nipple licking, ball and shaft sucking. We finished in her pussy (covered) with her butt on the pillow.

When I was on the chair, I wondered why the girls were walking around. When it was my turn, it looked like they had to introduce themselves when they had the chance, before they invited me out. They all looked 20's in their sexy tight short skirts. Should be 30 on close inspection. Tia (is the tiny one with a schoolgirl skirt. Zoomi has more makeup, looks younger and has an ass. Even the MMS looked great. I didn't know at first and kept touching her legs and went under her skirt.

Much better than $270 half hour with MILF's over 40's in the k houses.

[LC310]

Detox is not at Brookhurst and Stanford (which is north of GG Blvd). Detox is south of GG Blvd, in a mostly Korean strip mall, on the west side of Brookhurst. The place at Brookhurst and Stanford (a bit north of there actually) is in a mostly vacant, two story business park. Depending what you're expecting, geography matters a lot on this one.

Have fun!

Elsewhere online Detox has multiple reviews of a Crystal and a Mia, which are two girls the OP mentioned in his post. Do the math.

Thanks for pointing out that the OP should just say where he went instead of playing games.

What is next? Immaterial flex reviews like this?

Unreal time with my fav at the "flying homunculus", PM for deets, but be prepared to cashapp me. Half way into the sesh a 21 year old girl in training came in for an unreal bareback threesome. They let me take pics and vids and use my cock for training because I am so handsome. Anyway, I am grandfathered in on 1980's prices so don't even ask. Have fun guys!

[Mr Plumber]

Went by Saturday night around 930 and they were closed. Thank god! LOL Dodged a bullet.

Detox is not at Brookhurst and Stanford (which is north of GG Blvd). Detox is south of GG Blvd, in a mostly Korean strip mall, on the west side of Brookhurst. The place at Brookhurst and Stanford (a bit north of there actually) is in a mostly vacant, two story business park. Depending what you're expecting, geography matters a lot on this one.

Have fun!

[MoneyBear]

It's in the post.

Maybe I miss something but it no tin the post.

[TobeYoung]

Went by Saturday night around 930 and they were closed. Thank god! LOL Dodged a bullet.

On the usual posting places, there are ads to a non descript place on Brookhurst and Stanford.

1) The flakita mia.

The place is pretty dark and I'm not sure if it's actually her. But she does have some massive tits on her very petite frame. A little rushed, but I would see her again. My clam moisture detector says she's over 40 not her posted age.

2) The supposedly mixed Mexican.

Very tall and white looking. I've seen her some place else, but not here. Not sure if she works here or if someone is stealing her pics. The body is rocking, but she just lays there. I would not see again given I have way better elsewhere.

3) The women calling herself crystal.

Avoid. Every place has a troll and this one is her. I had the bad luck in drawing her. The pics are totally fake. Not even a passing resemblance. I've done some big women before but there is usually some redeeming quality about them. This one had none. After an okay CBJ she took off her rig and then the smell seeped out. 3 day old ass and smell from fish that has already turned for a week. I just couldn't. You've been warned.

After #3 I went home and wished that I had a firehose to wash the smell off.

[BraveNuPengwin]

I headed out on the open road to check out one the many new spas popping up (the flat rate are the best).

While approaching the destination I ran head first into a paddy wagon turning into "thee spot" I said fuck it and kept going.

Call me superstitious, followed and fell.

Omens are omens.

It was getting late and my body usually needs a good massage.

Tried and True.

BW. / Jessica /.

I'm not sure if she's trying to secure her belt but she went above her usual routine for me.

Most excellent massage + to die for ass tease.

Sometimes I wait patiently for her to just dive in and toss salad +bbjcim.

A penguin can dream I suppose.

Anyway during peak she got on top and I surprisingly was able to get my hand and feel her ass underneath the sun.

She really worked me up this time and I blasted off a Russian silo all over her face and hair.

Jessica is a trooper, she just laughed it off.

Maybe I'm getting chummy with her because it seems like her hard outer fortress is falling.

[GentleSun]

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[Superflytnt]

Is this the aromatherapy place in the mortgage building? I heard there are ads but don't know where to find them.

I think that's the place. The building has a number missing.

[Superflytnt]

It's not that hard to do.

Detox Spot.
13125 Brookhurst St.
Garden Grove, California 92843.

I'll pass on detox. I've had better and for less.

And even at detox you may see one who is not attractive. It's happened to me there too.

[LC310]

On the usual posting places, there are ads to a non descript place on Brookhurst and Stanford.

1) The flakita mia.

The place is pretty dark and I'm not sure if it's actually her. But she does have some massive tits on her very petite frame. A little rushed, but I would see her again. My clam moisture detector says she's over 40 not her posted age.

2) The supposedly mixed Mexican.

Very tall and white looking. I've seen her some place else, but not here. Not sure if she works here or if someone is stealing her pics. The body is rocking, but she just lays there. I would not see again given I have way better elsewhere.

3) The women calling herself crystal..

It's not that hard to do.

Detox Spot.
13125 Brookhurst St.
Garden Grove, California.

[Grunion Runner]

On the usual posting places, there are ads to a non descript place on Brookhurst and Stanford.

1) The flakita mia.

The place is pretty dark and I'm not sure if it's actually her. But she does have some massive tits on her very petite frame. A little rushed, but I would see her again. My clam moisture detector says she's over 40 not her posted age.

2) The supposedly mixed Mexican.

Very tall and white looking. I've seen her some place else, but not here. Not sure if she works here or if someone is stealing her pics. The body is rocking, but she just lays there. I would not see again given I have way better elsewhere.

3) The women calling herself crystal.

Avoid. Every place has a troll and this one is her. I had the bad luck in drawing her. The pics are totally fake. Not even a passing resemblance. I've done some big women before but there is usually some redeeming quality about them. This one had none. After an okay CBJ she took off her rig and then the smell seeped out. 3 day old ass and smell from fish that has already turned for a week. I just couldn't. You've been warned.

After #3 I went home and wished that I had a firehose to wash the smell off.

Is this the aromatherapy place in the mortgage building? I heard there are ads but don't know where to find them.

[LC310]

How muchs the damaged?

It's in the post.

[Superflytnt]

On the usual posting places, there are ads to a non descript place on Brookhurst and Stanford.

1) The flakita mia.

The place is pretty dark and I'm not sure if it's actually her. But she does have some massive tits on her very petite frame. A little rushed, but I would see her again. My clam moisture detector says she's over 40 not her posted age.

2) The supposedly mixed Mexican.

Very tall and white looking. I've seen her some place else, but not here. Not sure if she works here or if someone is stealing her pics. The body is rocking, but she just lays there. I would not see again given I have way better elsewhere.

3) The women calling herself crystal.

Avoid. Every place has a troll and this one is her. I had the bad luck in drawing her. The pics are totally fake. Not even a passing resemblance. I've done some big women before but there is usually some redeeming quality about them. This one had none. After an okay CBJ she took off her rig and then the smell seeped out. 3 day old ass and smell from fish that has already turned for a week. I just couldn't. You've been warned.

After #3 I went home and wished that I had a firehose to wash the smell off.

[ItsWorthIt]

Hi all,

Does anyone remember Natasha from Haven? I've seen her a few times before they had that temporary shit down. I haven't seen her in the lineup since. If you know where she went or have her contact info you don't mind sharing, please send.

I've always had a decent time with her. She would tease the little guy with her box but not really a c slide. She took the standard haven rate for 30 min.

I used to see Angelina there but not sure where she went after they shut down either. Anyone know if she works elsewhere?

[SnowMaus]

She does a great job with a mani-pedi, wax or trim / shave, and any other esthetician services. Go for the services and be nice. Make her laugh and feel comfortable with you and you will get a better HJ experience. Go in like a perv and she will shut down and you will get a robot HJ with her having a permanent sour puss face.

How muchs the damaged?