Idiotic Shit in Milwaukee

[TrollMongo]

Just recently some MKE asshole probably high or drunk was whacking off on broad daylight. He obviously didn't give a shit about being seen or even getting a whole photo shoot of him fucking around. At least have the windows tinted or be a little far away from people, but nah he didn't care about that. Now he is going to be in trouble for being a jack off. I found this on FB and I guess sometimes that site does let pics like that go thru huh, that is so fucked up.

Back when I drove long haul guys would pull along side and do that sometimes. But on the bright side so did women, and the women did it more often. I had lots of memorable shows through the years.

[MexxxiBrewer]

Just recently some MKE asshole probably high or drunk was whacking off on broad daylight. He obviously didn't give a shit about being seen or even getting a whole photo shoot of him fucking around. At least have the windows tinted or be a little far away from people, but nah he didn't care about that. Now he is going to be in trouble for being a jack off. I found this on FB and I guess sometimes that site does let pics like that go thru huh, that is so fucked up.

[ATW2020]

The moving city is the name of this bright ass vehicle full of cones that costed 88 k to tax payers. It's supposed to bring awareness to fight against reckless driving. This BS, the speed bumps on busy streets and the one lane streets are not bright ideas of MKE.

I drive a lot and there is so much cement now. Random medians. Then hidden speed bumps so my car gets wrecked. Then the pot holes. But condensing everyone like you said to one lane is ridiculous. It's only gotten worse the last month now with school back. I figured festival season would be bad and that had issues with random road closures but this is stupid. Just back up after backup and construction zones that are never worked on. So annoying.

[DieselMike]

The moving city is the name of this bright ass vehicle full of cones that costed 88 k to tax payers. It's supposed to bring awareness to fight against reckless driving. This BS, the speed bumps on busy streets and the one lane streets are not bright ideas of MKE.

Likely to cause more crashes than prevent them. Would look good is some gay parade.

[MexxxiBrewer]

The moving city is the name of this bright ass vehicle full of cones that costed 88 k to tax payers. It's supposed to bring awareness to fight against reckless driving. This BS, the speed bumps on busy streets and the one lane streets are not bright ideas of MKE.

[SoccerFan4245]

With all due e respect guys. Helloooooo! This is the Milwaukee Escort Report. Rants and Raves can certainly accommodate this discussion.

I was going to recommend the Las Vegas board but I see that you found it.

As you probably know, the deck is stacked against you (pun intended) in Las Vegas. I would obviously recommend carefully searching reviews and, of course, understand that you're likely to be overcharged. My recommendation for a road trip would be Seattle or Portland where there are quality choices who are safe and sane.

[OldBear]

This ain't my first rodeo and I've never had any trouble but appreciate being reminded. Thanks Brother!

I was going to recommend the Las Vegas board but I see that you found it.

As you probably know, the deck is stacked against you (pun intended) in Las Vegas. I would obviously recommend carefully searching reviews and, of course, understand that you're likely to be overcharged. My recommendation for a road trip would be Seattle or Portland where there are quality choices who are safe and sane.

[JustAMonger]

That's interesting, I always wonders what the AMPs preferences on body hair was. My knowledge based on porn, it seemed Asians always had mega bushes. I personally trim the forest but was never sure what they want to deal with. But always wash your ass people, like get in that bootyhole and clean it. Ffs.

Most Spa Girls won't make a big deal of body hair even if they don't like it. "Oooo, you are like monkey" However, I had one girl who offered to trim my body hair. I brought my battery powered trimmer with a different attachments and we experimented. It took about 15 minutes to do my back and chest. Much easier and better for somebody else to do it for you. Unfortunately, the experimentation ended there. There was no fun but I understood that going in.

I think they like less body hair because Chinese men normally don't have much body hair and that's what they're grown up with and used to.

In my experience Chinese women have all different types of bushes. Some do have a big Bush barely but it never creeps out onto their legs. Most of them have thin bushes sometimes straight pubes. Most have a slightly curly hair usually fairly thin.

Some shave but they don't like to shave everyday. I hate eating pussy with stubble. BTW, 90% of the time if they shave, they do full service. Just My observation.

[Coochie Eater]

Don't forget to add they all want CIP. It's one thing for maybe someone on SA, totally different for some chick using needles fucking 6-10 guys (or more) a day.

No fucking shit! I had a long time UTR, almost GF. Treated me like a king. We did a lot of shit together besides fuckin' and suckin' and ass eatin' and deep fistin' (that girl would try almost any THANG)! I use to love to eat her pussy for multiple Os, without a doubt, the sweetest snatch I ever tasted! Honest to gawd, I always asked her if she douched with honey. YUM!

But.

One day my upper lip felt like I had been busted in the chops. It wasn't painful. For the first two days, then YOW. It kept swelling and swelling. I go to the doc, and he wants to take a sample of whatever's inside my duck bill (yeah, I looked like a duck). He stuck the needle in there and I screamed my fucking head off. Holy shit the bed! There was nothing to get. My lip wasn't full of puss, but whatever was infecting me was all throughout the tissue. Massive antibiotics and my lip returns to normal.

OH YEAH! She forgot to tell me she picked up the clap somewhere! Well, fuck my nose! She didn't know she had it until after I saw her for that session. (Yeah, right.) Anyway, we both got cured and we went back to our fun shit.

But I would never ever ever eat coochie on some street skank, or stick my dick in it. If you can't eat it, don't fuck it. Really. I've always felt safe shooting a load into some slugs mouth, but even then you can catch something. Rare, but possible.

Coochie (Russian Roulette at its finest) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[DaveDream]

For the nastiest review I've ever seen on here was from the streetwalker forum when someone posted a review about deep french kissing a SW. 2nd place was from someone who saw a high volume provider and did DATY with her and then bbcip. He said he left a gift for the next guy after him. What about the guy before you who left you a gift.

[Miltown]

Don't forget to add they all want CIP. It's one thing for maybe someone on SA, totally different for some chick using needles fucking 6-10 guys (or more) a day.

Man you ain't lying. It astounds me, the nasty skanks that's some of these guys jump on. Or the reasonably decent looking ones like that Barbie, she's got guys showing up every half hour. And these mongers want to tap something like that?? They must have a death wish, or at least a serious illness wish. And don't even get me started on the maniacs that hook up with streetwalkers, wowwww.

[Dr Manhattan]

Man you ain't lying. It astounds me, the nasty skanks that's some of these guys jump on. Or the reasonably decent looking ones like that Barbie, she's got guys showing up every half hour. And these mongers want to tap something like that?? They must have a death wish, or at least a serious illness wish. And don't even get me started on the maniacs that hook up with streetwalkers, wowwww.

The best luck I ever had in this scene was right after BP shut down and CL removed its adult classifieds. I started placing want ads in the resume and community sections. The language was cheeky enough, that I was able to get a lot of nibbles from girls too bashful to openly advertise. The working girls who were shut out of the now defunct adult forums replied in droves, too. Before the CL censors tightened up their game and immediately began to ban my ads, I found one or two prime UTRs that I rotated in and out. For a few short years, it was like renting Ferrari's from Hertz. The downside was that by the time they all retired, I hit a brick wall in the post-covid market. I went from cruising the Autobahn, to riding my own donkey for free at home.

[JiminyLickIt]

I scroll through here every few days and am amazed by who some of these guys are seeing, I rather go with out then see some these girls even if they gave it away for free.

2016 was Milwaukee's last breath for talent.

Man you ain't lying. It astounds me, the nasty skanks that's some of these guys jump on. Or the reasonably decent looking ones like that Barbie, she's got guys showing up every half hour. And these mongers want to tap something like that?? They must have a death wish, or at least a serious illness wish. And don't even get me started on the maniacs that hook up with streetwalkers, wowwww.

[SmokinAcee]

Man, there is so much trash in this city. I was overseas in Prague and went to a brothel named Show park and had 3 of the most beautiful Romanians in a 4 hour span. Each cost about 50 bucks LOL.

I scroll through here every few days and am amazed by who some of these guys are seeing, I rather go with out then see some these girls even if they gave it away for free.

2016 was Milwaukee's last breath for talent.

[RubMe262]

. The #1 complaint of AMP workers are guys who do not wash out their ass completely before a massage. #2, they don't shave their body hair off their chest and back, or trim pubic hair underarms, etc. #3 obese. #4 old men who won't take Viagra and take forever to get it up. #5 - they try to touch the providers tits and pussy. #6 they don't tip the normal amount. #7, they ask personal questions like age, real name, what country they are from. #8 they want phone numbers and ask them for a date. #9 they walk in or call up asking how much for a happy ending. #10 - talk too loud and too much ruining the experience for the men in he next room.

To be a good customer arrived freshly showered and shaved.

That's interesting, I always wonders what the AMPs preferences on body hair was. My knowledge based on porn, it seemed Asians always had mega bushes. I personally trim the forest but was never sure what they want to deal with. But always wash your ass people, like get in that bootyhole and clean it. Ffs.