Massage Parlor Reports

[TheHoleTruth]

Any good parlors in or around North Park? Any good info would be appreciated. Thanks guys!

[LoveYouLong]

For some reason I thought this place was HE only, and was also looking for someone with larger boobies and a solid massage. I walk in and a tall skinny girl greets me, she asks me if I can wait 10 minutes I said sure. Around 20 minutes later she comes in and starts a lite massage, then she leaves. No idea where she went. Comes back and start again, the place did not look like a HE only, definitely gave me FS vibes. After a few minutes she takes the towel off and and asks if I want oil, I thought what the heck, the massage was just ok and thought it might get better with oil. She leaves the room again, comes back a few minutes later, looks at her phone, starts the oil massage. Just ok. A few minutes later she leaves again without word and comes back in a minute or two with hot towel. She wipes me down and pulls the pillow out, she asks what I want and did the typical hand motion. Curious so I asked for everything, she takes the tip and leaves again. She comes back with the supplies and looks at her phone again, then she straps the condom on my member and does a CBJ, it was just ok, she was not into it and distracted. Really nothing to brag about. She grabs her phone again then finally gets on top of me and rides me for a bit. No kissing allowed and she wouldn't let me touch her nipples, too sensitive, huge bummer. Now I just want to get it over with. She lays down and we start MS until I blow in the bag, as soon as I blew she pushed me off, not allowing me to completely fill the bag. I am thinking WTF, she leaves again and comes back with the hot towel cleans me up and asks if I want water. I paid for an hour, by this time we are only at 45 minutes and I'm thinking maybe I will get a head or foot massage, nope, she comes in with the water and asks if I cam going to come back. English not good, I think she said her name is Coco. I will not return.

[SeanMendez345]

So been through a few AMPs locally here in Poway.

Trying to keep it simple. I am muscular and handsom, so YMMV if you are not. I call ahead of time and always try mid day or 1-2 hrs prior to closing.

HZ Body Therapy RB. Just basic HJ, older 50's+ ugly women fake advertisements.

China Spring Sabre Springs* - Mamasan is decent pretty face super tight body in her early 40's pretends to be 20's and lies about being in her 30's as I called her out haha and doesn't FS to clients but will HJ amd CBJ. She legit tried to date me and let me Bare FS the tip of my 8" . She can be rude but she is about the business. She kind of kept me an extra 30 minutes talking my ear off and probably kept me thinking I would be protection from a shady aggressive guy that was in another room. She doesn't advertise and only word of mouth that I am aware of. I just walked in and she straight up asked me what I wanted using hand gestures and put me on game on how the business goes down. She got clingy and couldn't take the entire 8" so I stopped going.

Strength Spa RB. Mamasan was petite mid 40-50's not ugly but not what was advertised. She bbj with cfs but no other young women as advertised. I just hit it since I was there. Time wasn't rushed and she let me hit it bare and bust in her but it she was adament not to do it with other workers ever again.

Secret Spot off World Trade. Advertised 2 young women BBJ FS. Both were actually early 40's but passable for mid 30's with banging bodies. I messed up and tried another spot (down below) and now know, I enjoyed myself with this place and it was a worth while investment with the treatment I got. The chick I was with had a beautiful face, nice big C-D breasts, firm little ass and she was a pilow princess. Some moaning, no kissing or eye contact but no rush to cum and she actually legit orgasmed and possibly squirted. My time was bothered with leaving to answer the door a few times which bothered me to seek another spot..

Thanks for the info man Poway really doesn't have much going on last time I went was too was Poway at Relax spa. And I had the thought "I could be doing this at home with my own hand." Which was a very forgetful session where I remember having interruptions where I am sure she just went into another room and just used her phone.

[Chuckii]

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/6193868492

I constantly see this ad listed on LC and a few other sites and it's obviously an AMP. Anyone know which one this leads to?

A to Z Spa in Chula Vista.

[CunningLnguist]

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/6193868492

I constantly see this ad listed on LC and a few other sites and it's obviously an AMP. Anyone know which one this leads to?

[Knuckle65]

For non-FS spas, these extras are probably not usually offered, since these girls are definitely more cautious since they don't want the boss to find out or don't want to get in trouble with law enforcement. A fair tip for a nude HJ is probably 60-80 -- although I've seen some girls (albeit very hot ones) ask for 100. An HJ with daty I feel like 80-120 is fair. A CBJ, I would argue 80-100 is good, BBJ 100-120. FS I'll usually gravitate around 140-160 -- You can always tip extra if you really like the girl or their service, and they'll definitely want you to come back and will treat you well! Happy to hear about what other mongers think, but this is generally how I usually think about tipping.

Once again, thanks for your advice BC! The tipping and "tactics" all align with what I had in mind, but nice to get confirmation especially on a place new to me. As I mentioned before I don't hobby that often, but I used to a number of years ago. I just wanted to see how much the game has changed if at all. New places, new faces, YMMV, the adventure continues! And as always, good hygiene and respect!

[Dark Knight619]

Me too! That's why I always bring monster condoms that I use for my magnum dong.

Just kidding, sad face

I bring water balloons to cover my Vienna sausage.

[DavDerk]

Got a little bonus from work and had some free time so what better way than to check out a new spot. Unfortunately I probably would have been better served elsewhere.

Rolled up to Exercise spa in LM. Location decent, in the corner of a sevy parking lot. Walked in and was greeted by Tiffany. She was cute but def had some work done to her face and had MM's (prob large C or D) to fit her slim 5'5" ish body. Limited english noticed from the start but that didn't stop me from wanted to get a rub. Went to the first room on the left after walking in, gave her the half hour donation, undressed and layed down. Tiffany started with a soft pressure massage that was pretty meh and then went to light touching. Had me flip, motioned if I wanted extra and I said yes. She returned to the room and stripped down, she is prob in her mid 40's, really nice soft skin and that's about where her features ended. She did some BLS and BBBJ that was alright, nothing to get excited about. She let me DATY and I was kind of excited because she had a small kitty with perfect lips. She put a cap on, I had a feeling it was too small and it was (buzz kill. I don't bring my own because I don't want to have any on me ever). She mounted me and started to ride, then to mish, standing mish, doggy then mish but her little butt hanging off the edge a little. She had zero emotion through the session, made a few noises when I was pounding a little but I could tell she just wasn't into the session. I couldn't pop and decided to tap out after about 20 min. Good thing is she isn't a clock watcher and was cordial after but def will not be a repeat for me. She said she's the only one working there and that sometimes theres new girls that come in. . 5 / 1. 4.

DD.

[DavDerk]

I've read a lot about May at Erma so I decided to give her a spin. I made an appointment yesterday morning to see her at noon. It was almost a bait & switch because whoever walked me into my room and was about to start wasn't May. She said May would be another 20 minutes so I waited.

Had a good time but probably won't be repeating.

I was there last week and didn't get that vibe. This is the second time recently I've read of them trying the B&S since then. Big red flag that I'll never go back.

[HappyPlaces]

Me too! That's why I always bring monster condoms that I use for my magnum dong.

Just kidding, sad face

Don't forget the gas station performance enhancer cocktail!

[JustARub]

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[EPhantom]

I've read a lot about May at Erma so I decided to give her a spin. I made an appointment yesterday morning to see her at noon. It was almost a bait & switch because whoever walked me into my room and was about to start wasn't May. She said May would be another 20 minutes so I waited.

May came in and gave a pretty decent back rub. Good pressure. Definitely knows what she is doing. After 15 minutes came the flip. She gave me a fairly enthusiastic BBBJ that was very effective. Teased the starfish a few times but never entered. Love her small-ish but completely natural soft tits. Went from CG to mish and finished in K9. It was all fairly mechanical but it got the job done. Finished off with another massage and I was on my way.

Had a good time but probably won't be repeating.

[Member #6585]

That's why I bring my own too.

Me too! That's why I always bring monster condoms that I use for my magnum dong.

Just kidding, sad face

[ElmersGoo]

Nah my bad, on Rubmaps there's the little checkboxes for CFS. Fwiw though I bring my own condoms because theirs tend to be on the small side.

That's why I bring my own too.

[TacoBull]

Wow! No mention of a Condom! Is it true that you fucked Kelly Raw?!

Nah my bad, on Rubmaps there's the little checkboxes for CFS. Fwiw though I bring my own condoms because theirs tend to be on the small side.