Massage Parlor Reports

**Knuckle65** · 08-22-23 22:24

Originally Posted by BigCoomer [View Original Post]

For non-FS spas, these extras are probably not usually offered, since these girls are definitely more cautious since they don't want the boss to find out or don't want to get in trouble with law enforcement. A fair tip for a nude HJ is probably 60-80 -- although I've seen some girls (albeit very hot ones) ask for 100. An HJ with daty I feel like 80-120 is fair. A CBJ, I would argue 80-100 is good, BBJ 100-120. FS I'll usually gravitate around 140-160 -- You can always tip extra if you really like the girl or their service, and they'll definitely want you to come back and will treat you well! Happy to hear about what other mongers think, but this is generally how I usually think about tipping.

Once again, thanks for your advice BC! The tipping and "tactics" all align with what I had in mind, but nice to get confirmation especially on a place new to me. As I mentioned before I don't hobby that often, but I used to a number of years ago. I just wanted to see how much the game has changed if at all. New places, new faces, YMMV, the adventure continues! And as always, good hygiene and respect!

**Dark Knight619** · 08-22-23 22:13

Originally Posted by BigCoomer [View Original Post]

Me too! That's why I always bring monster condoms that I use for my magnum dong.

Just kidding, sad face

I bring water balloons to cover my Vienna sausage.

**DavDerk** · 08-22-23 21:12

Got a little bonus from work and had some free time so what better way than to check out a new spot. Unfortunately I probably would have been better served elsewhere.

Rolled up to Exercise spa in LM. Location decent, in the corner of a sevy parking lot. Walked in and was greeted by Tiffany. She was cute but def had some work done to her face and had MM's (prob large C or D) to fit her slim 5'5" ish body. Limited english noticed from the start but that didn't stop me from wanted to get a rub. Went to the first room on the left after walking in, gave her the half hour donation, undressed and layed down. Tiffany started with a soft pressure massage that was pretty meh and then went to light touching. Had me flip, motioned if I wanted extra and I said yes. She returned to the room and stripped down, she is prob in her mid 40's, really nice soft skin and that's about where her features ended. She did some BLS and BBBJ that was alright, nothing to get excited about. She let me DATY and I was kind of excited because she had a small kitty with perfect lips. She put a cap on, I had a feeling it was too small and it was (buzz kill. I don't bring my own because I don't want to have any on me ever). She mounted me and started to ride, then to mish, standing mish, doggy then mish but her little butt hanging off the edge a little. She had zero emotion through the session, made a few noises when I was pounding a little but I could tell she just wasn't into the session. I couldn't pop and decided to tap out after about 20 min. Good thing is she isn't a clock watcher and was cordial after but def will not be a repeat for me. She said she's the only one working there and that sometimes theres new girls that come in. . 5 / 1. 4.

DD.

**DavDerk** · 08-22-23 21:00

Originally Posted by EPhantom [View Original Post]

I've read a lot about May at Erma so I decided to give her a spin. I made an appointment yesterday morning to see her at noon. It was almost a bait & switch because whoever walked me into my room and was about to start wasn't May. She said May would be another 20 minutes so I waited.

Had a good time but probably won't be repeating.

I was there last week and didn't get that vibe. This is the second time recently I've read of them trying the B&S since then. Big red flag that I'll never go back.

**HappyPlaces** · 08-22-23 19:06

Originally Posted by BigCoomer [View Original Post]

Me too! That's why I always bring monster condoms that I use for my magnum dong.

Just kidding, sad face

Don't forget the gas station performance enhancer cocktail!

**JustARub** · 08-22-23 19:01

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**EPhantom** · 08-22-23 16:36

I've read a lot about May at Erma so I decided to give her a spin. I made an appointment yesterday morning to see her at noon. It was almost a bait & switch because whoever walked me into my room and was about to start wasn't May. She said May would be another 20 minutes so I waited.

May came in and gave a pretty decent back rub. Good pressure. Definitely knows what she is doing. After 15 minutes came the flip. She gave me a fairly enthusiastic BBBJ that was very effective. Teased the starfish a few times but never entered. Love her small-ish but completely natural soft tits. Went from CG to mish and finished in K9. It was all fairly mechanical but it got the job done. Finished off with another massage and I was on my way.

Had a good time but probably won't be repeating.

**Member #6585** · 08-22-23 15:11

Originally Posted by ElmersGoo [View Original Post]

That's why I bring my own too.

Me too! That's why I always bring monster condoms that I use for my magnum dong.

Just kidding, sad face

**ElmersGoo** · 08-22-23 13:33

Originally Posted by TacoBull [View Original Post]

Nah my bad, on Rubmaps there's the little checkboxes for CFS. Fwiw though I bring my own condoms because theirs tend to be on the small side.

That's why I bring my own too.

**TacoBull** · 08-22-23 09:53

Originally Posted by Jaguar300ZX [View Original Post]

Wow! No mention of a Condom! Is it true that you fucked Kelly Raw?!

Nah my bad, on Rubmaps there's the little checkboxes for CFS. Fwiw though I bring my own condoms because theirs tend to be on the small side.

**Doretti** · 08-22-23 05:30

Haven't contributed much lately so.

Went for half hour at Honey Spa a couple weeks ago and drew Lulu, about 40 and rather thick. Not a lick of English but knew numbers for dollars well. Massage was passable and after the flip she lost all her clothes and leaned down to let me play with her big C's and suck on those nice nipples. After a bit she slipped on the cover for a CBJ and put one foot up on the table so I could play with her pussy while she sucked me off. She was nice enough but but bigger than I like. 50 and 70.

Saw an ad for Lotus on Ohio st, new to me, made an appointment for TS and1 hour. Lina is probably 40 - maybe 50, and still in good shape. Funny thing was there was no table shower there, so she walked me down the block and in the back door from the alley to E Spa. Weird! Enjoyed the TS and massage and negotiated 70 for HE with full access. Got her # and may try Lotus if she says there is young pretty girl for me. Ha!

Doretti.

**Jaguar300ZX** · 08-21-23 23:37

Originally Posted by TacoBull [View Original Post]

Went to Mesa Spa this morning for a session with Kelly, She got down on her knees for some BBBJ, then climbed up on my lap and did a little grinding while we kissed some more and I played with her beautiful natural C cups. After a couple minutes of that I had to be inside her so I laid down and she climbed on top for some CG. The view with her tits hanging out over the top of the bra bouncing up and down is fantastic. Eventually I sat up to kiss her and she was grinding like before but this time with my dick inside her. Flipped around, did some Missionary, turned her on her side and fucked her sideways.

Wow! No mention of a Condom! Is it true that you fucked Kelly Raw?!

**RolfTorren** · 08-21-23 20:04

Hey GQ.

Welcome to the board. And great first post, full of specifics, warnings and successes. Sorry I don't have any intel to share regarding your inquiries.

Originally Posted by GQNative [View Original Post]

So been through a few AMPs locally here in Poway.

Trying to keep it simple. I am muscular and handsom, so YMMV if you are not. I call ahead of time and always try mid day or 1-2 hrs prior to closing.

HZ Body Therapy RB. Just basic HJ, older 50's+ ugly women fake advertisements.

**TacoBull** · 08-21-23 18:35

Went to Mesa Spa this morning for a session with Kelly, here's my review, cross posted from rubmaps:

I was going to do all 3 today but I'd like to come back 3 times this week instead, so just Kelly this morning. She has a very pretty face, natural C's, flat stomach and a relatively small but round butt. I brought her a nice bra and panty set to wear for our session. She put that on in the room because I think some sort of renovation was going on in the building, we kissed a little bit and she started the massage. Very light to start with but used more pressure as we went along. I put a pillow under my head so I could watch as I played with her panty line while she rubbed my back. After the massage I sat up and she got down on her knees for some BBBJ, then climbed up on my lap and did a little grinding while we kissed some more and I played with her beautiful natural C cups. After a couple minutes of that I had to be inside her so I laid down and she climbed on top for some CG. The view with her tits hanging out over the top of the bra bouncing up and down is fantastic. Eventually I sat up to kiss her and she was grinding like before but this time with my dick inside her. Flipped around, did some Missionary, turned her on her side and fucked her sideways, then asked if she could finish me off with her mouth. She said yes and I sat back on the table and reached my hands down to squeeze her tits while she sucked me off at full speed. I'm not sure if something was lost in translation because she was very surprised when I came in her mouth. I gave little verbal signals as I was getting close but next time I'll be louder because I felt bad that she was so surprised. I'd originally laid out $160 for her on the chair but added $40 after that, $20 for the CIM and another $20 for the surprise.

She's only here another week, so check her out while you can. According to Ivy there's another new girl coming tomorrow, so I'll have another review soon I'm sure. If they ever get a skinny girl with a big butt I may never have to visit TJ again.