Massage Parlor Reports

[Anything Cool]

I was going to say the same thing, but KrangleVerse beat me to it.

If you want more than L1, explore some of the Indy therapists in town. Use Tryst or the website Minnesotaerotica.com.

I forgot to add that some of these providers do not do more than L1 too. Minnesota is the land of the limited menu.

[Anything Cool]

While our State Fair is definitely better than most other states, our AMP scene is not. Unfortunately there is not much to be found in AMP's other than L1.

I was going to say the same thing, but KrangleVerse beat me to it.

If you want more than L1, explore some of the Indy therapists in town. Use Tryst or the website Minnesotaerotica.com.

[FunBoyZhnr]

Has any one ever tried this pace before?

[KrangleVerse]

Coming back to MN for the State Fair. Been a few years & looking forward to it.

I'm hoping the group could share recommendations to an AMP (or 2) offering extras beyond typical HJ. Ideally from Mpls north & east.

I appreciate the leads. You can PM me if you prefer. I'll start digging through recent posts as well.

TIA.

While our State Fair is definitely better than most other states, our AMP scene is not. Unfortunately there is not much to be found in AMP's other than L1.

[LastsLonger]

Mommy is a chubby older body with bigguns, slow experienced hands, and fun personality.

Older sister has rock hard body / super fit w bolt ons. But jackhammers, and isn't fun. She also isn't great at massage.

Little sister H has nothing up top, but super juicy in the back! She doesn't have much personality but is excellent at massage and always leaves me feeling very happy and my hands travel anywhere they want to. I'm not positive, but I get the vibes that more is available at higher prices, but haven't pushed my luck.

I'm pretty sure they are addicted to me now LOL. I get a text at least once a week asking me to come back. But YMMV. Especially if you are not ok paying more than normal. This is the only shop (in Mn) that I've ever spent more than house +50, and I don't plan to spend more anywhere else- but I got frustrated after the regular price worked twice and then they pretended it didn't, so I experimented with pricing to find out what the threshold was. In my experience of the last 11 years doing this in the twin cities and having visited every AMP multiple times within 40 mile radius, there are several good shops that are still ok with house+40, or more often 50 these days.

I am not familiar with any of those letters, care to PM me the places you are talking about? I may have to venture south!

[KC Bob]

Coming back to MN for the State Fair. Been a few years & looking forward to it.

I'm hoping the group could share recommendations to an AMP (or 2) offering extras beyond typical HJ. Ideally from Mpls north & east.

I appreciate the leads. You can PM me if you prefer. I'll start digging through recent posts as well.

TIA.

[Vcurv2]

Yes. Some wasted cycles but some good luck in the last year.

What do you search for on Craigslist to find massages / massage parlors?

[MassErection]

Anyone have luck on Craigslist?

Yes. Some wasted cycles but some good luck in the last year.

[MassErrection]

Anyone have luck on Craigslist?

[Hugh Jload]

Mommy is a chubby older body with bigguns, slow experienced hands, and fun personality.

Older sister has rock hard body / super fit w bolt ons. But jackhammers, and isn't fun. She also isn't great at massage.

Little sister H has nothing up top, but super juicy in the back! She doesn't have much personality but is excellent at massage and always leaves me feeling very happy and my hands travel anywhere they want to. I'm not positive, but I get the vibes that more is available at higher prices, but haven't pushed my luck.

I'm pretty sure they are addicted to me now LOL. I get a text at least once a week asking me to come back. But YMMV. Especially if you are not ok paying more than normal. This is the only shop (in Mn) that I've ever spent more than house +50, and I don't plan to spend more anywhere else- but I got frustrated after the regular price worked twice and then they pretended it didn't, so I experimented with pricing to find out what the threshold was. In my experience of the last 11 years doing this in the twin cities and having visited every AMP multiple times within 40 mile radius, there are several good shops that are still ok with house+40, or more often 50 these days.

[BurtForPres]

I got my one day out of the month for just a tick and I wasted it on a joint on a whim. I was in the area and had just a hint of spare time for a 30. Closest place was Oriental Lake Spa.

I could describe the place, but it's not much different than most other legit AMP joints. Only diff was the unobscured windows up front. Never a good sign. 60 for the half and I had an older 40-50 lady. Massage was alright, no teasing, draped but she let the towel hang off a bit for my cheeks to be exposed. Odd thing is, I got to the hip rise part and she smacked my ass teasingly and kinda waved me off. This lady def has experience giving L1, but it's like the AMP mamasan didn't allow it. Very odd, but dissapointing. Massage finished with nothing of note other than getting shot down. Door was ajar too, so no hope to be had.

Avoid gents. As far as I care to venture, there's no action here. Aw well, nothing ventured nothing gained. I gain you all the knowledge to stay away.

[ToledoRocket52]

Anyone been out to Hudson recently? Was my go-to a couple years ago but then that one place closed for renovations, I heard rumors of them going legit, and I got distracted by goodies in Burnsville. Just curious if its worth taking another trip across the river for a bit of change of scenery.

Hudson Massage (both old an new places) are closed.

Health Massage (which actually provided FS for awhile post-covid) is back to HE only.

Best Time apparently has gone legit, if they are even still open.

[ChrisNoit2]

What kind of action does Burnsville have?

As someone who lives in the south west metro, it sucks having to drive all the way to Burnsville for any AMP. I truly wish I had a independent or AMP in the EP, Chan, Chaska, Victoria area.

[MassErrection]

Anyone been out to Hudson recently? Was my go-to a couple years ago but then that one place closed for renovations, I heard rumors of them going legit, and I got distracted by goodies in Burnsville. Just curious if its worth taking another trip across the river for a bit of change of scenery.

What kind of action does Burnsville have?

[KrangleVerse]

Anyone been out to Hudson recently? Was my go-to a couple years ago but then that one place closed for renovations, I heard rumors of them going legit, and I got distracted by goodies in Burnsville. Just curious if its worth taking another trip across the river for a bit of change of scenery.