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[BraveNuPengwin]

She is a prude LOL but I think she likes her snatch sniffed.

She had skin tight leggings on it wasn't off.

Just sat on my face and grabbed her tits utc while she shaked mr handy.

Booo! I think she's got to be 30-40, she should be trying to hand that kitty out.

Keep trying I guess. I've tried under the clothes multiple times and she always says no haha.

[Mr Houdini]

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Please don't feed the trolls.

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[BraveNuPengwin]

It took about 10 minutes of sleuthing within this thread but I was able to piece together exactly where "Green Sign" is. So I drove to it, and walked in.

I was greeted by your standard-looking late 30's-early 40's mamasan. She brought me to a room with a table and took the house fee (. 5).

I stripped down to my boxers.

In walks the most attractive AMP girl I have ever seen in 19 years of AMP mongering. This is not hyperbole. I am not attracted to Asian women, in general. Nothing personal, it's just something I have learned about myself. But this girl was a California 9. Definitely a Chinese 10. If she had any plastics work done, I certainly couldn't tell. She was gorgeous and I was genuinely infatuated. I even asked for her personal contact info (on two different visits). She did not give it. She said she was 23. I'm guessing she was 20-23. Perfect, blemish-free skin. Teeth were perfectly imperfect.

BBBJ, BLS, mish, CG, RCG.

Greek on the second visit.

She wore pretty, daintly earrings and I will never forget the sublime feeling as dangled into my palms as she mouthed my cock and balls.

Greek! Really? How much coin did that cost you? Green sign is notoriously expensive.

I haven't been back since the Ukrainian girl left.

I'd like to but don't have much money to throw in the hole lately.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

It took about 10 minutes of sleuthing within this thread but I was able to piece together exactly where "Green Sign" is. So I drove to it, and walked in.

I was greeted by your standard-looking late 30's-early 40's mamasan. She brought me to a room with a table and took the house fee (. 5).

I stripped down to my boxers.

In walks the most attractive AMP girl I have ever seen in 19 years of AMP mongering. This is not hyperbole. I am not attracted to Asian women, in general. Nothing personal, it's just something I have learned about myself. But this girl was a California 9. Definitely a Chinese 10. If she had any plastics work done, I certainly couldn't tell. She was gorgeous and I was genuinely infatuated. I even asked for her personal contact info (on two different visits). She did not give it. She said she was 23. I'm guessing she was 20-23. Perfect, blemish-free skin. Teeth were perfectly imperfect.

BBBJ, BLS, mish, CG, RCG.

Greek on the second visit.

She wore pretty, daintly earrings and I will never forget the sublime feeling as dangled into my palms as she mouthed my cock and balls.

Blasted on her butt and butthole both times. My god, she was gorgeous. I'm in disbelief.

After the session + cleanup + cuddling, Mamasan did this weird thing where she and her 2 masseuses grope you as a group and advertise the girl you didn't see. The other girl was not attractive at all. I'm talking woof woof awoooooo.

Mimi said she was going back to China after her last day (Tuesday). Farewell, gorgeous.

We have 4 days left? Has the line formed yet?

[Sticker]

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That's what you should have did, do not do this shit again.

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[Lakers02]

It took about 10 minutes of sleuthing within this thread but I was able to piece together exactly where "Green Sign" is. So I drove to it, and walked in.

I was greeted by your standard-looking late 30's-early 40's mamasan. She brought me to a room with a table and took the house fee (. 5).

I stripped down to my boxers.

In walks the most attractive AMP girl I have ever seen in 19 years of AMP mongering. This is not hyperbole. I am not attracted to Asian women, in general. Nothing personal, it's just something I have learned about myself. But this girl was a California 9. Definitely a Chinese 10. If she had any plastics work done, I certainly couldn't tell. She was gorgeous and I was genuinely infatuated. I even asked for her personal contact info (on two different visits). She did not give it. She said she was 23. I'm guessing she was 20-23. Perfect, blemish-free skin. Teeth were perfectly imperfect.

BBBJ, BLS, mish, CG, RCG.

Greek on the second visit.

She wore pretty, daintly earrings and I will never forget the sublime feeling as dangled into my palms as she mouthed my cock and balls.

Blasted on her butt and butthole both times. My god, she was gorgeous. I'm in disbelief.

After the session + cleanup + cuddling, Mamasan did this weird thing where she and her 2 masseuses grope you as a group and advertise the girl you didn't see. The other girl was not attractive at all. I'm talking woof woof awoooooo.

Mimi said she was going back to China after her last day (Tuesday). Farewell, gorgeous.

[Gulongitlog]

I saw her last week. Nice enough but nothing special. She did start with a BBBJ. I brought my own Jimmy so maybe it was my reward for that?

She said she was only there for a week.

Is Coco the star provider there?? It just seems like a run of the mill FS place to me.

I wouldn't say star provider since I enjoyed Jojo more. But she's more available frequently while I haven't seen or heard Jojo being available for a while now.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

... a lot of new talent these days, and it's all younger and prettier than the old talent, but the level of service definitely seems to have declined. ...

Massage girls are like wild stallions. At first they are high spired and skittish. But with patience you teach them to become comfortable to the human touch. Eventually you saddle them up, and go for that first memorable ride. Later, you can ride them hard and often after they are broken in. But after a few more years, they look like a Kentucky Derby horse in the dark, but you realize they are getting long in the tooth, sagging, and not very enthusiastic. Eventually they come like those rented ponies without any spirit just going through the motions. Then its the glue factory.

The bottom line is this:

Good looks and youth.

Good service.

Good price.

Pick any two of the above. But its impossible to have all three.

[FlipOnOver]

Saw Ada at Believe. She is fairly attractive. Started with a nice CBJ. Didn't take too long though but she did use that tongue well. No massage or anything. She just told me take it all off. Then went for mish, dog, prone, and finish in mish. She has a decent body build with natural Cs. Total dmg $. 2 . Coco was the other one available.

I saw her last week. Nice enough but nothing special. She did start with a BBBJ. I brought my own Jimmy so maybe it was my reward for that?

She said she was only there for a week.

Is Coco the star provider there?? It just seems like a run of the mill FS place to me.

[RubMePls]

What did you say, me Sucky Sucky?

She always seemed like a prude to me, I tried pulling her pants off and no go.

She is a prude LOL but I think she likes her snatch sniffed.

She had skin tight leggings on it wasn't off.

Just sat on my face and grabbed her tits utc while she shaked mr handy.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Needed a quick release recently and didn't feel like driving to hypno, which is closer to my office than to my domicile. So, I swung by Harmony Massage on Santa Ana Ave in CM, even though it has never been a top choice for me. It's a Viet overpriced place (aren't they all), and although I once got BBFS from a newbie there six years or so ago, most of the time it's a jack shack. This time I drew about a 6 on the MILF scale, and I don't remember her name (may have been Amy, Linda or another generic provider name).

Once in a while a girl will offer DATY and then a jerk-off at Harmony; but more often than not they limit things to dropping their pants and raising their tops during stroke time. Maybe some feeding and ass / puss grabbing, but no FIV or FIA. That will cost $100 for a tip, or even more if you suck at negotiation.

Their HF is $50, so in doing a compare and contrast: $150 total at Harmony for limited service, vs. $180 total at a place like Hypno for BBBJ, DATY, DFK, and CFS, I'm still kicking myself for choosing Harmony for the quick drive vs. Driving just another 10 minutes to Hypno.

The only reason I'm posting this is as a caveat for guys who prefer a jack shack with perhaps a few little extras to avoid Harmony and stick with the ones you like such as BW, SH, etc. , where I assume most of you get a better ROI.

A better ROI?

I wasn't aware of anything good in Costa Mesa, from what I heard there's a few shit places and heaps of busts.

[Sticker]

Needed a quick release recently and didn't feel like driving to hypno, which is closer to my office than to my domicile. So, I swung by Harmony Massage on Santa Ana Ave in CM, even though it has never been a top choice for me. It's a Viet overpriced place (aren't they all), and although I once got BBFS from a newbie there six years or so ago, most of the time it's a jack shack. This time I drew about a 6 on the MILF scale, and I don't remember her name (may have been Amy, Linda or another generic provider name).

Once in a while a girl will offer DATY and then a jerk-off at Harmony; but more often than not they limit things to dropping their pants and raising their tops during stroke time. Maybe some feeding and ass / puss grabbing, but no FIV or FIA. That will cost $100 for a tip, or even more if you suck at negotiation.

Their HF is $50, so in doing a compare and contrast: $150 total at Harmony for limited service, vs. $180 total at a place like Hypno for BBBJ, DATY, DFK, and CFS, I'm still kicking myself for choosing Harmony for the quick drive vs. Driving just another 10 minutes to Hypno.

The only reason I'm posting this is as a caveat for guys who prefer a jack shack with perhaps a few little extras to avoid Harmony and stick with the ones you like such as BW, SH, etc. , where I assume most of you get a better ROI.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Why.

The only place I see it referred to as Believe is on RM, but even Hypnotherapy's management doesn't call it that. Then there is the big sign out front that says Hypnotherapy, and that name is also printed on their VIP cards. So either using the full name, or Hypno for short, is the way to go.

Glad you enjoyed Ada. For another Jackson, you would have got her nice, sloppy BBBJ.

For another Jackson he could have been hypnotized at believe!

[Sticker]

I totally got used to calling it that. But you're right, hypno. Yeah I thought about. Might try it out next time, does she do BBBJCIM?

Can't speak from personal experience, but she might. These days I'm a one-shot pony unless I'm going for an hour, so my preference is to blast inside the tunnel of love. However, Coco is very orally inclined, so I think she'd be down for that.

Note to Kammy: Nah, that ain't her. Like most places that advertise, they use fake pics. She's probably 5'2", GND cute, b-c cups, semi-round ass, and an incredibly cute personality.

[Gulongitlog]

Why.

The only place I see it referred to as Believe is on RM, but even Hypnotherapy's management doesn't call it that. Then there is the big sign out front that says Hypnotherapy, and that name is also printed on their VIP cards. So either using the full name, or Hypno for short, is the way to go.

Glad you enjoyed Ada. For another Jackson, you would have got her nice, sloppy BBBJ.

I totally got used to calling it that. But you're right, hypno. Yeah I thought about. Might try it out next time, does she do BBBJCIM?