Massage Parlor Reports

[MassErection]

Anyone have luck on Craigslist?

Yes. Some wasted cycles but some good luck in the last year.

[MassErrection]

Anyone have luck on Craigslist?

[Hugh Jload]

Mommy is a chubby older body with bigguns, slow experienced hands, and fun personality.

Older sister has rock hard body / super fit w bolt ons. But jackhammers, and isn't fun. She also isn't great at massage.

Little sister H has nothing up top, but super juicy in the back! She doesn't have much personality but is excellent at massage and always leaves me feeling very happy and my hands travel anywhere they want to. I'm not positive, but I get the vibes that more is available at higher prices, but haven't pushed my luck.

I'm pretty sure they are addicted to me now LOL. I get a text at least once a week asking me to come back. But YMMV. Especially if you are not ok paying more than normal. This is the only shop (in Mn) that I've ever spent more than house +50, and I don't plan to spend more anywhere else- but I got frustrated after the regular price worked twice and then they pretended it didn't, so I experimented with pricing to find out what the threshold was. In my experience of the last 11 years doing this in the twin cities and having visited every AMP multiple times within 40 mile radius, there are several good shops that are still ok with house+40, or more often 50 these days.

[BurtForPres]

I got my one day out of the month for just a tick and I wasted it on a joint on a whim. I was in the area and had just a hint of spare time for a 30. Closest place was Oriental Lake Spa.

I could describe the place, but it's not much different than most other legit AMP joints. Only diff was the unobscured windows up front. Never a good sign. 60 for the half and I had an older 40-50 lady. Massage was alright, no teasing, draped but she let the towel hang off a bit for my cheeks to be exposed. Odd thing is, I got to the hip rise part and she smacked my ass teasingly and kinda waved me off. This lady def has experience giving L1, but it's like the AMP mamasan didn't allow it. Very odd, but dissapointing. Massage finished with nothing of note other than getting shot down. Door was ajar too, so no hope to be had.

Avoid gents. As far as I care to venture, there's no action here. Aw well, nothing ventured nothing gained. I gain you all the knowledge to stay away.

[ToledoRocket52]

Anyone been out to Hudson recently? Was my go-to a couple years ago but then that one place closed for renovations, I heard rumors of them going legit, and I got distracted by goodies in Burnsville. Just curious if its worth taking another trip across the river for a bit of change of scenery.

Hudson Massage (both old an new places) are closed.

Health Massage (which actually provided FS for awhile post-covid) is back to HE only.

Best Time apparently has gone legit, if they are even still open.

[ChrisNoit2]

What kind of action does Burnsville have?

As someone who lives in the south west metro, it sucks having to drive all the way to Burnsville for any AMP. I truly wish I had a independent or AMP in the EP, Chan, Chaska, Victoria area.

[MassErrection]

Anyone been out to Hudson recently? Was my go-to a couple years ago but then that one place closed for renovations, I heard rumors of them going legit, and I got distracted by goodies in Burnsville. Just curious if its worth taking another trip across the river for a bit of change of scenery.

What kind of action does Burnsville have?

[KrangleVerse]

Anyone been out to Hudson recently? Was my go-to a couple years ago but then that one place closed for renovations, I heard rumors of them going legit, and I got distracted by goodies in Burnsville. Just curious if its worth taking another trip across the river for a bit of change of scenery.

[BurtForPres]

After cool down still no luck at Rose. Thought I'd get lucky if I waited a month but still the same result. Tried Helen BTW.

RIP Rose Massage. Really tho, RIP to all you southwestern burbers. That region really is hurting for good spots. Guess ya'll will have to make the drive up to the cities proper. Or Burnsville.

[MassErrection]

I'll be moving to St. Paul from Kansas in a few months, any massage places that are non Asian giving extras? I miss living in Louisville we had every ethnicity and body you can think of and Kansas is all Asian tho. Hoping MN has a lot to offer other than AMP?

I was in Kansas City for baseball game couple weeks ago and didn't have any luck so if your looking for better experience there are several.

[MassErrection]

After cool down still no luck at Rose. Thought I'd get lucky if I waited a month but still the same result. Tried Helen BTW.

[Vcurv2]

I'm new to looking for AMPs (or any MPs) here and would be interested to know if any within Minneapolis itself, or any first ring suburbs on the south or west side. Feel free to PM.

[MassHunter28]

As far as MPs go, I don't know of any that are non Asian but you can find some independents / agency providers that are. Different people have different opinions on which site is the best but one of the bigger local only sites is Minnesota Erotica (MNE), https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/ You can also look on TER for some.

On a side note, your mention of Louisville brought back a good memory. Had a visit to the Churchill girls or Churchill house, whatever it was called. I couldn't believe what I saw when I pulled up, talk about hiding in plain sight. Had a wonderful session with Maria, an older Latina lady. Not sure if she would have been there when you were there.

I remember her never seen her myself but yea it's just a plain ol house if you ever visit anytime again check out relaxation station too.

[ThkFrank]

Hello,

I'm new to the area and wondering if someone wouldn't mind sending me a private message with some good massage spots?

Looking in the north around Anoka area?

[Pga231]

I've been a member with RM for several years. Never posted a review, chimed in on a couple forum posts. The last 2 weeks haven't been able to log in, and not I receive a message "banned for life" WTF?