Streetwalker Reports

[JaxHunter01]

What do you mongers do if a SW can't get your rocks off? Do you ask for a refund or just chalk it up as a loss and let them keep donation?

I would love to hear that conversation. I realize you've been sucking for 20 minutes but this just isn't going to work. So hop on out of my ride and you can try next time. Last thing you would say before getting shanked. Lmao give her the money dumb ass. It's only 20 bucks.

[Mike1965]

What do you mongers do if a SW can't get your rocks off? Do you ask for a refund or just chalk it up as a loss and let them keep donation?

All Sales are Final lmao.

[NflMongerv2]

What do you mongers do if a SW can't get your rocks off? Do you ask for a refund or just chalk it up as a loss and let them keep donation?

In my experience, we are compensating these ladies for their time and whatever happens in that time is between two consenting adults. That said, sounds like she made an attempt to do the deed, so to avoid her going off on you, or bringing in her pimp, I'd just pay her, drive up the street, pull up XVideos on the smart phone and rub one off!

[KidTorrid]

What do you mongers do if a SW can't get your rocks off? Do you ask for a refund or just chalk it up as a loss and let them keep donation?

If she or any ho for that matter tried, gave you what you negotiated and you can't nut, that's on you. Be a gentleman and bounce.

[Jax Jedi]

What do you mongers do if a SW can't get your rocks off? Do you ask for a refund or just chalk it up as a loss and let them keep donation?

It's 20 bucks man. If she gives it the old college try, let her keep. It.

[FlippinJax904]

What do you mongers do if a SW can't get your rocks off? Do you ask for a refund or just chalk it up as a loss and let them keep donation?

[Jaxsleepdog]

I haven't seen her in weeks. Any of you mongers know her where abouts??

Heard she got jumped. Probably just took some time off to recoup.

[NflMongerv2]

I've been seeing an ok looking girl with sandy blond hair and usually has baggy clothes and a backpack. I've seen her walking Philly near Wally World and near the WaWa at University. She looks young and attractive. Is she a civilian or swan? I ran into her at the WaWa a few days ago and she walked up asking for money to buy food. Was going to ask if she wanted a ride but there were too many eyes around and JSO on the other side of the store.

I saw the above blond girl at a gas station on Beach and Spring Glen. She was very pregnant showing off her belly. The store cashier was hooking her up with a fountain drink and food which was cool. I'm super surprised she is pregnant because I always saw her on Philly wearing baggy stuff. I def have a thing for little pregnant ladies but decided to hand her a 20 and wish her well with her pregnancy.

[AMnnos]

Would it even be possible for a swan not to be sweaty & stinky when you can perspire standing still in the shade?

Just asking the question.

Nothing causes Little Bear to lose interest faster than sweating. You guys are either younger or just better men than me.

That it will keep T-Bear in his cave, a Preacher in church, a JaxDog in the doghouse, Mike off the golf course, a pony in its stable and bake all the SWans. Lmao!

[AMnnos]

Has anyone ever tried to pick up some of these pan handlers? These women who stand on the medians with their little signs. I've seen a couple different ones on Monument at Atlantic. I've thought about asking but haven't pulled the trigger yet. Wanted to see if this is a thing or if I should just stick the know SWs?

In the southbound 95 exit to 8th St, there was a panhandler, white female with a pretty decent slim shapely body. Holding up the usual panhandling "help" sign, tryin to solicit change from those maling a left onto 8th. Seen her there 3 X's on different weeks and each time I was unable to engage or commit. Also each time, it was around mid to later in the day when the sun and heat was hitting hard. I could only imagine the sweat and stench she may be emitting so, that was a deterrent. Compounded with her wearing the same green leotard style attire each day, I can imagine the lack of hygiene both on her and her clothes. But the main issue I had, aside from what I just described, was that she kinda looked like Dylan Roof in the face with practically the same style hair.

I've gone by a time or two to see if she was still there, meanwhile trying to reason with all the negatives. *It's just her mouth, It's just her mouth.

[Tawlz]

I've tried a few times with mixed results but more often than not I've had poor luck. Last one I tried by cahoun was about early 20's well dressed but gave off a homeless vibe blonde 5'9 Ave / slender looked like Megan fox covered in tats had a back pack. Gave me a frown when asked for a lift. One before that was by Cassat, spoke for a few folks kicked her out. I asked her if she needed a lift or anything, then if asked if she needed cash for anything. Got turned down but had a few bags definitely homeless stuck at a bus stop. This one was gorgeous, albeit slightly Mal nourished she had a body like any beach blonde on sports illustrated but more curvy. If I didn't have a ball and chain I'd of probably tried to date her somehow to get stuff on the daily from this one. I don't trust these women out here so it wouldn't of gone far. Remember folks these women are out here for a REASON. Don't TRUST THEM.

In other news Monday I did a sweep and it was pretty barren everywhere but saw a pair of 5 ft tall WSW walking from behind the road from the sandwich shop on lane then proceeded to go into said shop, the other dipped off into the gas station area somewhere. About 100 pounds each and blonde, somehow I prefer them over the olsen twins by a bit lmao. Behind them on the same road was another but more milfy aged, seemed clean and sane tanned, spun around but she got scooped. Really haven't seen anything worth posting about. Saw a BSW with an apple by the edgewood wawa. I mean seriously where's all the talent at? In the early 00's I could go to the big name roads and get a pick of a new girl every day and it was some down on her luck teen or housewife that looked and smelled clean who was down for one or two Andrew's. I got some stike outs and had my pockets ran through before but the fun is about dead for me. The rush of picking up a neighborhood girl and she would do whatever you wanted and you just met her was one hell of a thrill. Now it's all skeletons and zombies. Hell I've picked up some banging bods that if I hadn't been there I'd doubt it. Days long past it seems.

Back when BP and the streets were the wild west. The streets were hot and even strippers walked back then. Seriously tho does anyone know of a lady who needs help with groceries LOL? This is the way.

Has anyone ever tried to pick up some of these pan handlers? These women who stand on the medians with their little signs. I've seen a couple different ones on Monument at Atlantic. I've thought about asking but haven't pulled the trigger yet. Wanted to see if this is a thing or if I should just stick the know SWs?

[Ayce8]

Has anyone ever tried to pick up some of these pan handlers? These women who stand on the medians with their little signs. I've seen a couple different ones on Monument at Atlantic. I've thought about asking but haven't pulled the trigger yet. Wanted to see if this is a thing or if I should just stick the know SWs?

Most of them do not trick. That's why they are begging instead. So, just drive over to acme and look for a working girl.

Again, they just need the few bucks to get their next fix.

[ClitEastwoodJx]

Has anyone ever tried to pick up some of these pan handlers? These women who stand on the medians with their little signs. I've seen a couple different ones on Monument at Atlantic. I've thought about asking but haven't pulled the trigger yet. Wanted to see if this is a thing or if I should just stick the know SWs?

I have, and I've gotten lucky 3 times so far. I just ask them if they want to make some money, and to hop in. Any that have hoped in already knew what I was going to ask.

But, the majority of those people just want a free handout. As soon as you mention "work," most will say, nah I'm good. Lazy asses!

[KittySniffer69]

Has anyone ever tried to pick up some of these pan handlers? These women who stand on the medians with their little signs. I've seen a couple different ones on Monument at Atlantic. I've thought about asking but haven't pulled the trigger yet. Wanted to see if this is a thing or if I should just stick the know SWs?

[ClitEastwoodJx]

I saw Joanna out pushing her cart this morning, so I asked if I could take her for a short ride. I had the intention of fucking her, but she was so sweaty and that pussy / ass smelled like a sewer. She obviously hadn't showered anywhere in a few days. I gave her $20 because I feel bad for her (I knew her some before she hit the streets).).

I found old Beverly and got a good ball draining for $20.