Massage Parlor Reports

**Sticker** · 08-15-23 23:38

Well at least to me and other diners. But I digress. While a few places attempt more creative names, it's also been my experience throughout the years that most AMPs do recycle their names. What amuses me is when a girl is given a name at a particular parlor, but she forgets and calls herself by her name at her previous place.

Hypno gets creative sometimes, with names like Alive, Ada and perhaps Crystal, but yeah, they have also cycled through Yumi, Amy, Coco, etc.

Speaking of Coco, she is there currently, as I sampled her today. Cute, but not DDG, but she certainly kicks it up a notch by calling me her boyfriend repeatedly. That, and saying "good boy, good boy" as I'm pleasing her. Heck, she could be named Agnes or Bertha, and I'd still be all in.

Originally Posted by DarkRoomDaddy [View Original Post]

Yeah they have a small set of English names that they rotate through. They seem to be from a list from the 1970's. You don't seem to see many Ashley's, Leslie's, Harper's, or Claire's in the business. Many shops recycle names. A year or two after a Coco or Rose or Amy leaves, there will be a new Coco, Rose, or Amy. Perhaps these names translate into Chinese or are easy to pronounce for Chinese speakers. But it would be funny if they used their real names, and then we tried to remember and pronounce them correctly.

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Why are all the ladies named Amy, Linda, Lisa, Yoyo, Coco etc. etc.? I've seen two Amys at the same AMP which is pretty hilarious.

**Member #7099** · 08-15-23 23:04

Originally Posted by DarkRoomDaddy [View Original Post]

My new favorite place is Sunny Health at Westminster & Magnolia, downstairs (next to the shop which is continually loading boxes on the sidewalk). There are some special advantages of this shop which keeps me coming back.

1. they have a large bullpen of talent, and they have a steady stream of new girls, but many long timers too.

Anyone younger or just older providers?? The AMP's all around there are usually older from my experience.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-15-23 18:51

Originally Posted by RBFSyndrome [View Original Post]

Why are all the ladies named Amy, Linda, Lisa, Yoyo, Coco etc. etc.? I've seen two Amys at the same AMP which is pretty hilarious.

Yeah they have a small set of English names that they rotate through. They seem to be from a list from the 1970's. You don't seem to see many Ashley's, Leslie's, Harper's, or Claire's in the business. Many shops recycle names. A year or two after a Coco or Rose or Amy leaves, there will be a new Coco, Rose, or Amy. Perhaps these names translate into Chinese or are easy to pronounce for Chinese speakers. But it would be funny if they used their real names, and then we tried to remember and pronounce them correctly.

**FrankFromMesa** · 08-15-23 17:32

Hi all,

Does anyone remember Natasha from Haven? I've seen her a few times before they had that temporary shit down. I haven't seen her in the lineup since. If you know where she went or have her contact info you don't mind sharing, please send.

I've always had a decent time with her. She would tease the little guy with her box but not really a c slide. She took the standard haven rate for 30 min.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-15-23 10:39

My new favorite place is Sunny Health at Westminster & Magnolia, downstairs (next to the shop which is continually loading boxes on the sidewalk). There are some special advantages of this shop which keeps me coming back.

1. they have a large bullpen of talent, and they have a steady stream of new girls, but many long timers too.

2. PPS is rarely there and he seems pretty tolerant when he is there. As a result, its the kind of place where anything goes from legit to wow! Its truly YMMV.

3. Recently, I heard a girl tell a customer that he could meet her in a coffee shop on her day off. Another monger mentioned that many of the girls meet special customers for special adventures on their day off.

4. It sounds dumb, but I appreciate that most of the girls will sing a bit while doing doing massage. I guess this reflects the choice of Chinese pop songs. But there is positive vibe that is fun. I often hum along myself. With the hope that humming leads to a hummer.

5. Its not unique, but half of the girls wear skirts and dresses rather than yoga pants or 'no go' jeans.

6. Pretty decent massage with hot stones. All the girls go through a similar script which is fairly detailed. You can tell that these girls work hard, because most of them develop pretty muscular arms and shoulders. More than any other shop that I know of. One unique technique, which is kinda sexy, is that the girls with skirts, will get on top of you when face down, and to a do a massage from neck to ass using her bare legs and knees.

Downsides:

1. curtain rooms. And the rooms are pretty small. You will hear the fun in the next room, but it all contributes to the fun atmosphere.

2. even when you make an appointment, they might double book, and try to substitute another girl. You just tell them you are going to walk, and they get the correct girl in there, and let the other guy get the relief pitcher.

3. Usually no ass tease, but many of them do another tease which is great where you are face up, and she leans over with her boobs in your face, and then leans even further so her hoohah is directly above your face. Like waiving a steak in front of a hungry dog.

**ScoutDog25** · 08-14-23 19:45

Went to queen and had a young girl pretty face but built like a walking stick bug give me a massage. HJ with clothes on was $60. Nude $ and nude HJ while body rubbing was $. 50 those are crazy prices for someone with no body at all. She had a very nice attitude at least and gave a good ending. Anyone know any good BJ places? Looking for messy and reliable.

**LC310** · 08-14-23 11:46

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Bruh, like I am not obligated to report here. Only reason I do it is because of feeling of camaraderie to other guys who shared this place. There is only one Rose Garden in Orange County. Off course if girls don't know you they will shy away, I was going to that spot for last 2 years, back when they had Japanese Ana working (that one didn't FS). You need to have your game on. Just don't spoil them, some idiot already caused massage prices to go up by ten bucks there by tipping extra.

After going to Rose Garden for 2 years as a low ball spender the girls decided to break the rule of being only a rub-and-tug shop and decided to give you a XXX porn threesome session.

AMAZING!

You got game, brah. LOL.

**BraveNuPengwin** · 08-14-23 01:42

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

No, it was in Rose Garden. Don't take Yoyo for FS, she has weird virus, her vag leaks non stop. However for HJ she's good. Linda and Lisa for FS.

Hmm is this vaccine related?

30-40 yrs Linda and Lisa?

120 mango I'm guessing?

**BraveNuPengwin** · 08-14-23 01:40

I called Mindy, my usuals were busy.

She offered me to try Lilly or Liddy?

Sometimes I wonder how she fabricates all these random names.

Should have listened to My penguin sense.

But thought hey, I'll give it a chance.

Not sure why Mindy has a A sides and B sides.

Makes more sense to just have an all star team.

But hey I'm no business man.

Maybe she needed to get the poor lady hours.

Everyone needs to make money.

I appreciated her effort.

Older, no ass, no tits.

Mediocre massage (some sections were good).

Messed up my hair.

Pretty good egg tickle.

Ok whack ruined by a dousing of alcohol or sanitizer on the penguin.

Not sure what that was about.

Did that weird bending of the knee thing I hate (I've got a knee injury).

My back feels about the same as when I walked in.

Long story short, she tried, I'm just spoiled by better experience.

I wouldn't repeat, add Lilly to my list along with Anna avoid like plague.

Next time Mindy doesn't have my girls available, I will definitely rendezvous to another spot.

Lessor learned.

**BigBoDonk** · 08-14-23 01:39

Originally Posted by LC310 [View Original Post]

Looks like he is saying the magical orgy happened at Rose Garden in Santa Ana.

FUN FACT:
All reviews on the web of the girls at Rose, including Linda and Lisa, are that it is a rub-and-tug only joint. Someone's teenage son probably got their Username and Password and is F'ing around here.

Bruh, like I am not obligated to report here. Only reason I do it is because of feeling of camaraderie to other guys who shared this place. There is only one Rose Garden in Orange County. Off course if girls don't know you they will shy away, I was going to that spot for last 2 years, back when they had Japanese Ana working (that one didn't FS). You need to have your game on. Just don't spoil them, some idiot already caused massage prices to go up by ten bucks there by tipping extra.

**LC310** · 08-13-23 22:22

Originally Posted by Trav [View Original Post]

Totally agree!

I've travel all over the US and have gotten really helpful information from the forums of those places (SF, Vegas, Chicago, Orlando, Tampa, Philly, NYC, Maryland, OKC, Taxes, etc). I also share my experiences without doing a Waldo. I am not sure what is going on in OC forum. Some members speaking in tongues only.

Looks like he is saying the magical orgy happened at Rose Garden in Santa Ana.

FUN FACT:
All reviews on the web of the girls at Rose, including Linda and Lisa, are that it is a rub-and-tug only joint. Someone's teenage son probably got their Username and Password and is F'ing around here.

**RBFSyndrome** · 08-13-23 21:57

Why are all the ladies named Amy, Linda, Lisa, Yoyo, Coco etc. etc.?

I've seen two Amys at the same AMP which is pretty hilarious.

**Trav** · 08-13-23 21:54

Originally Posted by LC310 [View Original Post]

I think you've confused this forum with a story hour forum. Without tangible actionable information this is a useless post for this forum. It's not that hard to be a good participant here. Try.

Totally agree!

I've travel all over the US and have gotten really helpful information from the forums of those places (SF, Vegas, Chicago, Orlando, Tampa, Philly, NYC, Maryland, OKC, Taxes, etc). I also share my experiences without doing a Waldo. I am not sure what is going on in OC forum. Some members speaking in tongues only.

**KammyMike** · 08-13-23 20:48

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

No, it was in Rose Garden. Don't take Yoyo for FS, she has weird virus, her vag leaks non stop. However for HJ she's good. Linda and Lisa for FS.

There are multiple AMP with the same name Rose Garden. City or crossroads would be helpful.

**LC310** · 08-13-23 18:59

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

This report is for cheap bastards like myself looking for affordable asian aunties. Both girls are ok to shag for $50-60 massage is little better than average. They are clearly not on younger side. But haven't turned to grannies yet. Especially Linda looks like she is in late thirties, but off course with asian chicks it is always a guessing game. So after making a good buck I decided to treat myself and ordered 4 had massage. What followed next was one of best orgies I ever had. Both girls stripped down. I had their tight pussies one by one, while other was licking me all over. Anyways if you are ok with aunties, then give them a try. Just make sure to tell that you want only massage, this way they will become desperate and agree on any tip for any action.

I think you've confused this forum with a story hour forum. Without tangible actionable information this is a useless post for this forum. It's not that hard to be a good participant here. Try.