Strip Club Reports

[SamPerkins420]

Have you been downtown, Midtown, or New Center, or Corktown, and several other areas for the past almost decade? There are dozens of good restaurants in Detroit, many unique to the entire area, or nation. Detroit's burbs offer dining that isn't better than Detroit, and far more spread out. A quick perusal of Eater Detroit gives a good start.

There's a couple of nice restaurants here or there. And miles of absolutely nothing. Not to hijack a thread but I lived in downtown Chicago & midtown Manhattan and Detroit is still a generation+ from being a decent place to do anything besides get in a car, drive to a block that has two things on it, then get back in the car and leave when done.

[Lamarr]

Have you been downtown, Midtown, or New Center, or Corktown, and several other areas for the past almost decade? There are dozens of good restaurants in Detroit, many unique to the entire area, or nation. Detroit's burbs offer dining that isn't better than Detroit, and far more spread out. A quick perusal of Eater Detroit gives a good start.

Concur. Detroit now rates as one of the best culinary cities in the US.

[Passenger]

Glad you enjoyed it and the recommendations! Next time, drive up to the suburbs for dining, especially Oakland County. The moment you cross 8 Mile it becomes a different world.

Have you been downtown, Midtown, or New Center, or Corktown, and several other areas for the past almost decade? There are dozens of good restaurants in Detroit, many unique to the entire area, or nation. Detroit's burbs offer dining that isn't better than Detroit, and far more spread out. A quick perusal of Eater Detroit gives a good start.

[Deano666]

Hit cricket early afternoon 7 or 8 dancers couple of thick blondes. Star and forget other name.

Couple skinny brunettes. One with glasses looked good, was with customer. Kat nice American Indian gal natural Ds. Nice ass. Chatted awhile then she asked if wanted to go in the back. I said yes if I can fuck you. She said yes that's what I want to do. Settled on my budget which mimics JulesJordan budget. Everything covered. Nice and tight when bent over flipped her over for awhile to finish and suck on those nice tits. Will repeat.

Deano.

[Member #6710]

I've had some pretty good mid-afternoon visits during the week the last couple of months. Plenty (10-12) of slim attractive dancers and only a few hoggers. Nice eye candy and some good laps witch is what I go for. I was wondering how Sunday afternoons are there as I have an option to go this weekend. Anybody been then? Thanks!

[SamPerkins420]

I spent this past weekend in Detroit. I had a tough time finding good restaurants, and there were more potholes than people.

Seriously, thank you guys for the recommendations. I had a great time.

Glad you enjoyed it and the recommendations! Next time, drive up to the suburbs for dining, especially Oakland County. The moment you cross 8 Mile it becomes a different world.

[Electronman]

Eman,

Happy to read this report. My experience with Chocolate did not merit a repeat.

MM.

MM.

Sorry to hear of your disappointing experience with Chocolate.

My positive experience may have been influenced by my expectations. First, I liked her body, slender and toned. I arranged for some dances, thinking that I might upgrade if the dances were good. They were and things progressed to a satisfying end for both of us. This was different than my typical MO where I'll often negotiate details before heading to the private dance area.

This would be a good place to insert a Forest Gump quote about "box of chocolates," but I'll spare you and the other readers.

Stay safe and enjoy yourself.

Them.

[Marelobo Mex]

I stopped at SC on a late Saturday afternoon. I didn't spot the wildebeest that you describe but I did see more than a few dancers who might consider trying out for the offensive line for the Detroit Lions. Fortunately, there were also two attractive AA women with slender bodies. I arranged for a private dance with Chocolate, a slender AA woman. Entry to the private dance area was $10. I was generally impressed with Chocolate's services.

Eman,

Happy to read this report. My experience with Chocolate did not merit a repeat.

MM.

[Electronman]

The organism that links humans to an earlier species might be found at Silver Criket during the day shift. When it approached me, my instinct was to reach for my gun but I was unarmed. After a moment I realized that I was in a club and not surviving in the wild. It was horrifying, tragic, and uncomfortably humorous all at the same time. I didn't catch her name but you will recognize her when you see her. Stained teeth, unwashed hair, fleshy overlapping skin, and seems to have zero self-awareness as she wore an extremely revealing stripper outfit. Something she should not be allowed to do in a place that serves food.

Three very attractive Black girls:

1. Sade (I think), dark skin very thin. Borderline too thin, and wears a very big wig. I think she dropped 15 pounds since last I saw her last year.

2. Unknown name, came in late in shift I think. Long straight brown hair, medium skin color. Nice body. I didn't get a chance to talk.

3. Elise, tall, thin firm body, small fakes that are perfect for her build. Heavy heavy eye make-up. She was decent to have a conversation. I'm not into Black girls so I politely declined but asked what the cost would be if we went back. She said everything covered and starts at 150..

I stopped at SC on a late Saturday afternoon. I didn't spot the wildebeest that you describe but I did see more than a few dancers who might consider trying out for the offensive line for the Detroit Lions. Fortunately, there were also two attractive AA women with slender bodies. I arranged for a private dance with Chocolate, a slender AA woman. Entry to the private dance area was $10. I was generally impressed with Chocolate's services.

[JackOfClubs]

Valet parking is an option at BT's. However, you can also park in the free parking loy that's across Schlaff St. To the east. The lot is behind the business's that are on Michigan Ave. I've never had any trouble parking there or grief from BT's when I walked in off the street. Sam.

That is where I park too, but crossing the street can be an adventure!!

[Sammed99]

Valet parking is an option at BT's. However, you can also park in the free parking loy that's across Schlaff St. To the east. The lot is behind the business's that are on Michigan Ave. I've never had any trouble parking there or grief from BT's when I walked in off the street. Sam.

When did that start?

Valet parking is an option at BT's. However, you can also park in the free parking loy that's across Schlaff St. to the east. The lot is behind the business's that are on Michigan Ave. I've never had any trouble parking there or grief from BT's when I walked in off the street.

Whenever I've been there, you pulled in, valet took the fee and your car and that was it (I went as a passenger). I don't give up my vehicle at clubs with valet and that's why I don't go to Subi's or BTs. If valet is no longer a requirement at BTs, I'll start going there.

[Incognito1234]

Valet is optional at BTS.

When did that start?

Whenever I've been there, you pulled in, valet took the fee and your car and that was it (I went as a passenger). I don't give up my vehicle at clubs with valet and that's why I don't go to Subi's or BTs. If valet is no longer a requirement at BTs, I'll start going there.

[Bmarr77]

Very accurate and entertaining report. Personally I've about given up on SC due to all the fatties. Got to have some eye candy! BTs my go-to these days for day shift.

What have prices for fun been like at BT's on dayshift? I would think it is higher than the cricket.

[WillNcDean]

I spent this past weekend in Detroit. I had a tough time finding good restaurants, and there were more potholes than people.

However. On recommendations I received from several of you guys, I spent 2 days at FC. You MFers better not take that place for granted. It was fucking great. Great facility. I went during day time, which was a good call. More chill. Lots of young attractive ladies, which isn't what I was looking for. I wanted a grown ass woman, and man did I find one in Tatiana. I got a booth and we talked for 30 minutes. I had to leave but we made arrangements for the next day. She was on the stage at 12:30 pm and we were upstairs at 1 pm. That girl can ride like a bull. I spent 20 minutes at my booth with Lilliana, a sweet AA girl. The hands were roaming pretty far on both our parts, and if I was in town one more day she would've been next on the list.

The hottest chick, by far, is the floor manager, Simone. It's funny how often that happens at a club. The hottest chick isn't actually a performer. She was very helpful over the phone and was the biggest reason I went there first. We were talking at my booth, and I figured why TF not, so I gave it a shot. She knew where I was going, laughed and said "go ahead and ask it". She politely said she doesn't meet outside of the club but didn't take offense at the question. I smiled and wasn't going to dare push the issue, but I would've dropped $2000 to get her to my hotel if she would've be open to it.

Seriously, thank you guys for the recommendations. I had a great time.

[UzumakiNaruto]

I'd start at Criket to take advantage of no parking or entrance fees. If you strike out there, you can drive a few minutes east to BT's, although you will pay valet & cover. Or drive a few minutes west to Bogie's & H8 N. $5 to get into one plus mandatory drink, if you strike out you can ask the bouncer for a free entrance ticket to the other club. Keep in mind you'll smell like smoke from Bogie's / H8.

Just be patient & realize you may have to hit up multiple clubs to get what you want.

Valet is optional at BTS.