Massage Parlor Reports

[ArchOwl]

Saw a few posts about Swan in S. A. , decided to give it a shot. Back parking lot is good for privacy but the spots assigned to the spa can get filled up fast. The girls I saw there were all 40's-50's. Awkward massage, took everything off after the flip. HJ, CBJ, CFS. Good for a cheap CFS if you're just looking for a warm hole. Didn't even get a name because I probably won't bother again unless I really get down on cash and need a release.

[JohnRichard]

I use "sniffing" as a figure of speech. That said, I have noted on more than one occasion that I enjoy DATY, although I understand that it doesn't appeal to some mongers, especially when a provider is the recipient. At Hypno, since I don't believe that providers are offering BBFS, I don't shy away from it. Mamasan let's new providers know that's part of my routine, and after they greet me, I watch them on the CCTV going down the hall to do an extra kitty washing.

On the other hand, my independent ATF, does include BBFS for me and other selected clients. Even so, when I'm seeing her, it's always her first appointment of the day so she is as fresh as possible. That's our mutual agreement (and no, I'm not disclosing her contact info).

Everyone's different and has their own threshold of what they will go for when mongering. I've traveled extensively, during which time I've eaten many unidentifiable or questionable street vendor foods, and I've never gotten ill. So I'm a guy who embraces eating many things, including females.

I'm less interested in BBFS at high volume location. But do the ladies offer other extras such as rimming, cof, cim etc. ?

BTW, Nina is great of you like a tiny spinner. She brought a little Minnie mouse hair band to wear so she would looks even younger than her mid 30's. Also very fun girl, smiling throughout the season. I was probably first of the day.

[BraveNuPengwin]

I think NuruGurus back in the day was $120 out the door. I stopped going to Nuru places after they closed. Nothing could top those experiences.

I hear ya man, only went a few times when it seemed to be popular.

I was able to score FS with a 20 yr hotty (but It's money in the hole.

Anything over 140 for a half is too expensive IMO, I don't care for the strip bar ripoff aftertaste.

In Latin / Asian / eastern countries you can probably get 2 or 3 ladies for the price of a Nuru.

Plus you get to travel.

[SlickJJ]

Grimmy, I've always found your posts to be informative, even keel and have learned from what you have stated in the past & used that information I hope to be safer, understand I hope a bit from "the other side of the table" to make encounters as much as a win-win for everyone.

My point is, you occasionally get shit from others, but I'm one guy that appreciates your contributions.

Thanks.

Grimmy there is more than one guy who appreciates your two cents. You have always shared information that I would have otherwise never heard. I'm thankful for your perspective and you have been more than helpful when I asked you questions. Keep up the good work!

[FrankReynolds]

I think NuruGurus back in the day was $120 out the door. I stopped going to Nuru places after they closed. Nothing could top those experiences.

It was 120 out the door total for half hour. I miss that so much. Roku and Michelle so fire.

[Taws6]

There are many different ways a city can shut down an MP ........I've posted this many times before as an insider in the (legit) massage industry. ......I'm here, so I obviously monger and support mongering, .

Grimmy, I've always found your posts to be informative, even keel and have learned from what you have stated in the past & used that information I hope to be safer, understand I hope a bit from "the other side of the table" to make encounters as much as a win-win for everyone.

My point is, you occasionally get shit from others, but I'm one guy that appreciates your contributions.

Thanks.

[Samurai316]

Some guys are really up in arms over Krystal's prices and I really don't see why. The house fee for half an hour at most places is $45 and the standard nuru tip is $120 now. $100 hasn't been acceptable for a while now. You're now at $165 total. Nuru has always been more expensive that going to a standard rub and tug shop, but people are getting upset over a $5 increase above market rate. I've seen a few of her providers and I think it's worth paying an extra 5 dollars to basically get a sure thing. I'm sure we've all had experiences elsewhere where we left kind of dissatisfied with the service. That's never happened to me with one of Krystal's girls.

I've had sessions with Venus and Milan at her new place and they were both great. Not clockwatchers and no bad attitudes. The same can't be said for lots of other nuru providers at other places.

Hi,

People posted that the total was $270 total. That's more than $5 over market price.

I had a session once for $45 + $150 hr nuru. It was like 50 min of nuru. Haven spa. I busted like a volcano that hadn't erupted in centuries. LOL.

People would say that's over market. In this case it was so worth it. Girl gave me her number and everything (to hang out otc).

If you want to pay a premium for a sure thing go for it. Idk if an uncle Ben premium is worth it though.

Samurai316.

[Grimmy23]

I heard from a MMS this place lost their license recently? Not sure if it was a bust, or just bureaucracy.

OC Natural Health Center.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/oc-natural-...a-hills?osq=OC+Natural+Health+Center.

252XX La Paz Rd Ste H Laguna Hills, CA 9265X.

(949) 305-6XXX.

There are many different ways a city can shut down an MP without having law enforcement go barging in with lights and sirens. I've posted this many times before as an insider in the (legit) massage industry. Pulling an MP's business license is often the path of least resistance, and something that can be done quietly.

I'm here, so I obviously monger and support mongering, but I also support cities' rights and wishes to not have MPs in their town if that's their choice. There's a reason why some cities have MPs on every street corner wile some cities don't have any. Leone cities tolerate it as long as they aren't a public nuisance and some don't. That's perfectly fine by me. If the city I'm in is one that likes to crack down, there's probably plenty of options in another city not far away.

[ArtVandalay90]

Back around 2017 or so, I remember Krsytal only wanted $165 for the hour (including the house fee). Those were the days!

I think NuruGurus back in the day was $120 out the door. I stopped going to Nuru places after they closed. Nothing could top those experiences.

[StubbornMule]

Well, first Congrats!

Krystal and her girls have always been overpriced; this seems even higher than what they were charging before she opened her spa.

Back around 2017 or so, I remember Krsytal only wanted $165 for the hour (including the house fee). Those were the days!

[Mhsm2014]

Just wanted to start out by saying it's good to be back in the game. Got free from the shackles of marriage and trying to get back in the game.

Here's what I told what the prices are at the new spot:

30/170.

45/220.

60/270.

All that includes house fee too. Seems a tad much for just some nuru. I'm not too sure what the actual rates are these days. Just seems you can get a lot more if you're throwing $270 at something. Anyone have any thoughts?

Some guys are really up in arms over Krystal's prices and I really don't see why. The house fee for half an hour at most places is $45 and the standard nuru tip is $120 now. $100 hasn't been acceptable for a while now. You're now at $165 total. Nuru has always been more expensive that going to a standard rub and tug shop, but people are getting upset over a $5 increase above market rate. I've seen a few of her providers and I think it's worth paying an extra 5 dollars to basically get a sure thing. I'm sure we've all had experiences elsewhere where we left kind of dissatisfied with the service. That's never happened to me with one of Krystal's girls.

I've had sessions with Venus and Milan at her new place and they were both great. Not clockwatchers and no bad attitudes. The same can't be said for lots of other nuru providers at other places.

[NeedsToPlay]

I heard from a MMS this place lost their license recently? Not sure if it was a bust, or just bureaucracy.

OC Natural Health Center.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/oc-natural-...a-hills?osq=OC+Natural+Health+Center.

252XX La Paz Rd Ste H Laguna Hills, CA 9265X.

(949) 305-6XXX.

[Zoomer19]

Why are you gentlemen paying those prices? That's just ridiculous. At $270 for 60, you can get 2 HOT ladies in TJ for an hour and get all the nuru you want and call the FS as a bonus. LOL.

Seriously not worth it.

A girl I've been seeing in TJ quoted me $300 for 7 hours. Whatever you need to do in 7 hours, it's all game. That seems like a much much better selection than what we have up here.

[PitfallHarry13]

Just wanted to start out by saying it's good to be back in the game. Got free from the shackles of marriage and trying to get back in the game.

Here's what I told what the prices are at the new spot:

30/170.

45/220.

60/270.

All that includes house fee too. Seems a tad much for just some nuru. I'm not too sure what the actual rates are these days. Just seems you can get a lot more if you're throwing $270 at something. Anyone have any thoughts?

Well, first Congrats!

Krystal and her girls have always been overpriced; this seems even higher than what they were charging before she opened her spa. I've found that $$ or just a hair more (all in) can get you a good 45-60 minute Nuru experience.

Krystal's girls may be great and the new spa looks incredible, so ultimately it's your choice. But I would say it's above market rate.

[NailBoiz1]

Just wanted to start out by saying it's good to be back in the game. Got free from the shackles of marriage and trying to get back in the game.

Here's what I told what the prices are at the new spot:

30/170.

45/220.

60/270.

All that includes house fee too. Seems a tad much for just some nuru. I'm not too sure what the actual rates are these days. Just seems you can get a lot more if you're throwing $270 at something. Anyone have any thoughts?

Why are you gentlemen paying those prices? That's just ridiculous. At $270 for 60, you can get 2 HOT ladies in TJ for an hour and get all the nuru you want and call the FS as a bonus. LOL.

Seriously not worth it.