Massage Parlor Reports

[CableGuy72]

Hello all. New to the forum here. Thanks to you guys for the tips I've seen since jumping on! Ok, because of reviews I've seen, I decided to head to Lulu for a try. Rang the bell and Coco answered. She sure is petite! I paid up front $$. I was pleasantly surprised that she gave a decent massage. When it got fun everything was covered but she knew what she was doing. Very nice little body. I would repeat. To the dude who came in, was told they were all busy and just. Kept. Talking?. If they say they're busy, just come back. I was left hanging (literally) while you had a chat. Anyway, Coco was fun and cute. Worth the visit. Thanks guys.

[VillageRat]

Good morning gents. Thought I'd share the review that I posted on RM yesterday afternoon.

Had a nice little visit with Yumi, from Taiwan not Thailand, down in Federal way on Saturday. Cherry introduced me to her the previous weekend. Saying "new girl do anal". So of course there wasn't any way that I wasn't going to find out for myself.

Unfortunately I think Cherry confused "anal" with just regular "butt stuff". I found out midway through that there definitely wasn't going to be any penis in her ass.

Yumi's a super cool chick. I dug her personality, playfulness, and attitude. I gave her 4 stars on the provider rating because to me, 5 is just top shelf. She's definitely 4 stars though. Like a 7-8 (well above average) in the looks department. I checked 3 stars on massage just because. As the only real massage that happened was the massage of my unit by her mouth, ass cheeks, and pussy.

She's a good lover. It was on from the get go. We'd been WeChatting all week and she knew I wanted a naughty girl. I'm not going to go into the attention to detail that I usually do because I'm pretty busy at the moment.

As a lot of you may or may not know, in most cases I don't review girls that I plan to go back to regularly, as loose lips sink ships. But. She actually asked me to write a review. And I responded "all the details? And she said yes.

So, got there Saturday afternoon, went into our room, started kissing and fondling a bit, and I removed her panties. All before I paid the house fee.

As they do, she left with the house fee came back in to me laying on my back with her panties around my cock. She took laughed and took them and put them on the table, I sat up, and she went to her knees for some very nice head with no condom. At this point I was in high hopes of BBFS.

After a bit, she got naked too. Revealing a nice womanly body with spectacular breasts that have real nice nipples. She also has a tattoo on her tummy. Her pussy had probably been shaved on Thursday as it had a couple days growth.

I went down on her, playing with her lips, clit, and booty hole simultaneously with my fingertips which she seemed to enjoy. Eventually I slid up and started the camel slide. We were just grinding and at this point I was thinking BB was happening momentarily. At one point I even pointed my cock downward so that the tip was down between her pussy lips at her butt hole. BUT, when I eventually placed the tip at the entrance to her pussy she seemed shocked and said no. So the condom went on and I went in. She's an enthusiastic lover and a real good dirty talker. There was some light kissing and tongue touching that happened throughout the hour, but I wouldn't call it "deep" French kissing. But it was good enough. She's very playful. I was REALLY wanting the condom to magically slide off, in fact, it was feeling so unusually good that I thought it had, but when I pulled out a bit and checked, it was still on very securely. Oh well.

It was a very cool session, more like two sensual lovers than the simple "boom boom". I'm not a fan of simple boom boom with no connection. I'd rather wank myself. Yumi was definitely close to a gf experience and I told her I appreciated that.

Eventually, after holding my orgasm for too long, it becomes difficult to cum in the condom, so she asked if I wanted the hand and I said sure.

I had her stand to my left so I could use my hand and so that I could reach her ass with my left. Started out slow there, but then she started massaging my ass hole and told her "fuck my ass Yumi". And she very willingly obliged, while at the same time, my left middle finger did the same to her (she oiled both our fingers at the same time). It was really fucking hot. After some "in and out" with her finger, I gave her a bit of instruction, showing her to insert and press upward to massage the prostate. As the simple in and out with the finger doesn't really meet the need. Eventually we were on the same sheet of music and I was finishing myself while her finger was buried in my butt hole and mine was buried in hers! But this whole time her pussy was off limits to fingers, which I was fine with because I'm more into butt stuff anyway.

I highly recommend this woman. Definitely wasn't robotic, definitely has some genuine sexuality to her, and it was just an overall good experience. I wish we had a comparable place to Lotus up north in the land of aunties and grannies. Cherry was pretty hot too, but not as sensual / sexual as Yumi. Unfortunately I didn't get to experience the aforementioned Alyssa before she bailed.

Hmm, that's actually more detail than I originally anticipated.

Not sure how long she'll be here. But as of Saturday she'd only been here a week so far.

And now I got to get back to work.

BTW, no tip hassle either. I gave her a $50 and a $20 when we started and about five minutes later just gave her another three $50's. If my experience hadn't been worth it to me, this review would have been much different.

[AussieFury]

Tall, gorgeous face, all natural body, small but perky boobs.

Great BBBJ. Should have let her finish me there. FS was rushed and she seemed uncomfortable. Didn't want to get on top. And that gorgeous face is pointless if she's afraid to look at you during FS. She’s not even trying to make you think she’s enjoying herself. Emma has spoiled me.

Not going to repeat.

Mamasan tells me Cici from Alice is there but I didn't remember who that was. It's not crazy Cici from Pinee / MM.

[JamesTheSloth]

Had anyone been to T&why massage? The one across the street from Hmart on 99?

That plaza seems to be a pretty authentic Korean place so I am interested how is the service there?

[Alexander Viv]

I had the chance to visit today morning, arriving early when it wasn't busy. Emma greeted me with a smile. There was another girl inside, but I didn't get to see her. I opted for a one-hour session and paid two Benjamin's. The service was good as usual, but Emma denied DATY and 69 positions, asking for an additional charge of. 6 for that, suggesting to bring more tips next time. She mentioned that previously, people used to pay $$ for tip plus a house fee, but now everyone is paying a fixed fee of $$ which includes the house fee. In Lulu, the house fee for one hour is. 7 so they only get $. 3. She recommended going for a half-hour session next time to give them an extra. 2. She also mentioned that YoYo has retired and she might move to M&M next month. However, FS with CBJ and body licking was top-notch.

[The Dragon]

X3 in one session. Normally 1 and done. Superior quality.

Thank you Aussie Fury.

Emma is Awesome!

Lulu, BBBJ, and WOW!

I never review, rarely here, rarely on TNA.

But, I just had to.

I only had 10 minutes to burn, with a perfect 10.

She turned a lurker into a review. I go back a long ways, Naestaya, 25 years ago, when the Internet was was pixels banging and chat rooms full of fat weirdos on dialup and Mad dog 2020.

Emma is top notch. Worth reviewing. She even seems normal. I highly recommend. Don't buy your wife flowers, see Emma. She'll make your miserable life Emmazing!

[AussieFury]

Thank you Aussie Fury.

Emma is Awesome!

Lulu, BBBJ, and WOW!

I never review, rarely here, rarely on TNA.

But, I just had to.

I only had 10 minutes to burn, with a perfect 10.

She turned a lurker into a review. I go back a long ways, Naestaya, 25 years ago, when the Internet was was pixels banging and chat rooms full of fat weirdos on dialup and Mad dog 2020.

Emma is top notch. Worth reviewing. She even seems normal. I highly recommend. Don't buy your wife flowers, see Emma. She'll make your miserable life Emmazing!

If you ask Emma why she's so good, she will tell you: she loves sex. She also happens to be exceptionally good at it.

Welcome to the Emma fan club.

[Wheezy]

Thank you Aussie Fury.

Emma is Awesome!

Lulu, BBBJ, and WOW!

I never review, rarely here, rarely on TNA.

But, I just had to.

I only had 10 minutes to burn, with a perfect 10.

She turned a lurker into a review. I go back a long ways, Naestaya, 25 years ago, when the Internet was was pixels banging and chat rooms full of fat weirdos on dialup and Mad dog 2020.

Emma is top notch. Worth reviewing. She even seems normal. I highly recommend. Don't buy your wife flowers, see Emma. She'll make your miserable life Emmazing!

[SeaMonstes5678]

Stopped in Lulu yesterday and was met by Emma. She's got a great body. B-cups and no mommy marks. Maybe 5'1, 105 lbs. Face is 7/10 but definitely cute. She is very enthusiastic and very good English. BBBJ skills are on point! This girl is either is a convincing actress or loves sex. She will tell you what she wants to get her there! Will definitely repeat.

Hello Gents.

It's been a while since my last post. Was in Portugal Lisbon for the job and OMG the women. Was able reel in a couple of Americans wild on vacation and some local talent just spent money on drinks. It was in play land. However I am now back home. Last night went to Lotus to see Cherry she was not there and made my way over to LuLu Emma was there. Please read anything Aussie says about her. No need for me to re-invent the wheel. Me and Emma have great history together. It just so happens that YoYo came along. Anyway we start off where we last ended. That girl is sooooooo amazing. I am happy and sad at the same time Cherry was not at Lotus. After our session, she brings in the new girl CoCo. And says I should see her only is she is not busy ha ha. I forgot how much fun that girl in.

Stay safe Gents.

CHEERS.

[BeaverTamer]

Stopped in Lulu yesterday and was met by Emma. She's got a great body. B-cups and no mommy marks. Maybe 5'1, 105 lbs. Face is 7/10 but definitely cute. She is very enthusiastic and very good English. BBBJ skills are on point! This girl is either is a convincing actress or loves sex. She will tell you what she wants to get her there! Will definitely repeat.

[AussieFury]

Tried out Labellas this afternoon and met (Not) Ava. Another friend of Emmas from New York. I thought I was meeting AVA but this girl was actually somebody else. Not sure what her name was now that I've been corrected.

When girls describe themselves as curvy, (Not)Ava is the type of curvy they wish they were. Great Curves and narrow waist like a true hourglass. Some of the best man-made I've ever seen. The scars are so faint they'd be easy to miss. About the only way to really tell they're fake is they're just too perfect to be natural. Felt amazing. Sensitive big nipples.

Very pretty face, great slightly reddish tint hair, extremely sweet soothing voice. English not too bad. No translator app needed.

Safety girl, regular up front donation all-in like Aussie taught us.

(Not)Ava is only here this week she says, so you better get down if you want to see her. If it wasn't AVA, she was just going along making me think it was AVA, and I was just too distracted by her tits to really pay any attention.

AC had problems, so you might want to go earlier in the day than I did.

Vivi is "Not Eva. " I'd call her face "cute" and her body "slightly chubby. " Big knockers for sure, tho. She can take a POUNDING. I didn't visit her but I sat in the lobby waiting for her to finish with her existing client. To the tall AA dude in the baseball cap and Caddy: DAMN, bro. You got stamina.

The other girl is Eva. Skinny, fake Ds, prettyish face with acne scars. She was busy or I'd have stayed.

MM is open again but I think it might be new owners. Two ladies: Alice is a cute tall MILF Cherry is an average looking auntie. Both were wearing yoga leggings (never a good sign) and Barbie pink nail salon tech tops. I got a strangely legit vibe. I didn't stick around to test my theory.

MILF Linda at the little shoppe across from Injoy looked good and I thought about staying, but I wanted to check Injoy first. Glad I did. Yuki (previously at Goddess FedWay) is awesome. Cute, BANGING body, great rack, perfect English so that dirty talk is fun. CBJ but everything else like I like it. Playful and fun fun fun. No fingers near any openings is her preference. There for 10 days then will be across the street. If you like playful spinners with curves, you'll like Yuki. Takes a SOLID pounding.

Injoy has a plain looking auntie there who has a legit massage license. She only does legit massage. Smart move since Tacoma is using license violations to shut spots down.

I also heard QQ might be open again but didn't check.

[Goofy Dog]

Tried out Labellas this afternoon and met (Not) Ava. Another friend of Emmas from New York. I thought I was meeting AVA but this girl was actually somebody else. Not sure what her name was now that I've been corrected.

When girls describe themselves as curvy, (Not)Ava is the type of curvy they wish they were. Great Curves and narrow waist like a true hourglass. Some of the best man-made I've ever seen. The scars are so faint they'd be easy to miss. About the only way to really tell they're fake is they're just too perfect to be natural. Felt amazing. Sensitive big nipples.

Very pretty face, great slightly reddish tint hair, extremely sweet soothing voice. English not too bad. No translator app needed.

Safety girl, regular up front donation all-in like Aussie taught us.

(Not)Ava is only here this week she says, so you better get down if you want to see her. If it wasn't AVA, she was just going along making me think it was AVA, and I was just too distracted by her tits to really pay any attention.

AC had problems, so you might want to go earlier in the day than I did.

[Menyake]

Drove by today and saw the massage and open signs lit up. Back parking lot was full and one monger walking in. Continued to drive by.

[Shogun Hua]

Same experience here. Went in for Alyssa but was told only Tong Tong available. She looked good and flirty but major disappointment after clothes came off.

I have been two Lotus 3 times and each one has been bait and switch.

I usually haven't had an issue with Lotus in the past, except for the first time with Alyssa. They told me that Alyssa was available. She was there, but Aunt Flo was in town and Cherry stepped in and I left happy. Usually I just call or text in and they let me know who is working.

Thanks for the tips on Tong Tong, I definitely will pass on that therapist.

[Pigrig]

Forget Tacoma. It's been ratchet this month. Head to Federal Way.

Want your world rocked by an athletic nympho? See Alyssa at Lotus.

Want to be pampered and serviced like a king? See Bebe at Alice.

Want to immediately have a new ATF who is hot, legit loves sex and is REALLY good at it? You want Emma at Lulu.

Like a big boob hottie who can ride you like a bucking bronco? See Mia at Ocean 3.

Only spot I like in TAC right now is Injoy. Jojo there is great.

Sweet a menu.

I'm going to try them all. Might even hit a rubmap stellar over rated one to wast some money to even things out.