Massage Parlor Reports

[Asian_Pimp]

After reading some reviews on RM I decided to give this a try.

I called and booked an appointment with Amy (RM's recommendation). I arrived at my appointment and sure enough. I got someone else. (forgot her name, but it wasn't Amy). I got an older grannie with hands that are like sandpaper. She started on my upper shoulders and as soon as she put her hands on my shoulders, her hands we rough. This lasted about 10 minutes throughout my whole back. Then she applied some oil and that felt much better. I hinted to her to massage my inner thighs and it is ok to go as high as she liked. But she refuse. She said no. I don't do that. So. I just lay there and enjoy my $40/ hr massage. Nothing happened on the flip either. Tipped her $20 and left with a relaxed therapeutic massage, but will never go back there again!

[SaltyDog]

Valley at Mission.

Is that young really hot looking mms still there? When I seen her I thought how it would be between those legs.

[Grnhrnt55]

Went into Happy last week and met Coco. She said she works Tuesdays and Wednesdays each week. She seemed like your fairly standard MILF-why type, late 30's-early 40's but with nice tits. When we got into the room, she made no pretense about giving a massage and asked how much I was going to give her for full service & BBBJ. Being a bit nervous as this was my first time mongering in quite a while, I agreed to $. 20, so $. 60 all told. While the service was direct, she did try to provide a bit of GFE that felt pretty forced. Her BJ skill, however, was on point and I nearly popped. I had her hold up so I could get in. We did three positions with her on top, doggie, and then flipped her on her back. I popped in the bag at this point and she politely urged me out. She tried to have me call her phone so she could keep my number but I declined as I didn't want that level of connection.

All in all, I'll go back but try another girl this time so I can at least pretend to have a massage first.

[FlipOnOver]

No. That's a different happy name place. Unless I'm mistaken about the place you're mentioning.

The Happy place I'm thinking is next to auto parts store.

Valley at Mission.

[HokeyWolf]

Is this the Happy on Valley between Del Mar and SG Blvd?

No. That's a different happy name place. Unless I'm mistaken about the place you're mentioning.

The Happy place I'm thinking is next to auto parts store.

[Asian_Pimp]

There is a provider at Happy named Ivy who gave me an unprovoked rim job last week.

This is a rare occurrence there.

She's about 40 with a itty bitty body. No tits, no ass, no curves. Very pretty face though.

I've seen her twice. The first time she gave a CBJ with lots of BL.

The next time she went BBBJ. I was sitting on the edge of the table with her on her knees. She was licking the taint so I just lifted one leg a bit and she went for the rim job.

So it's available if you are into that kind of thing.

She did ask for an extra twenty for the bb.

Regular rates plus the extra Jackson.

Is this the Happy on Valley between Del Mar and SG Blvd?

[WhoreMaster 91]

Is there any hope for this place for a massage or perhaps a Brazilian wax? Ever since Tina / Nina left haven't heard anything.

[HappyMcMonger]

Hi guys,

Is yumi still at midori? I haven't seen any recent reports about her. Can anyone provide a description of her? Is she a good provider still or has she got GPS now? I tried linda from midori and was pretty disappointed in her service so looking for a redeeming experience. Haha.

Yeah, Yumi is still there and she's awesome. What was the issue with Linda?

[LostLimit]

Went to a car convention today and dropped by Dynamic asian massage spa afterwards. Two women in their late 30's to early 40's. Waited for Mimi who had a nice petite body for half hour while she finish up with her other client. Gave me the quick 5 min back rubdown letting me caress her sexy thighs and ass, and a little tease down below on my thighs. On the flip I was already hard and told her I wanted everything. Showed her my wallet which only had a benji, which she was disappointed but accepted. Service was terrible and rushed. No touching of the tits, face or V even after she sanitized my hands. To make up for this, I fucked the shit out of her in mish which was the only position she allowed me. After 5 min of pounding, she forcibly stopped me and gave me a HJ. One of the worst encounters I had.

[FlipOnOver]

There is a provider at Happy named Ivy who gave me an unprovoked rim job last week.

This is a rare occurrence there.

She's about 40 with a itty bitty body. No tits, no ass, no curves. Very pretty face though.

I've seen her twice. The first time she gave a CBJ with lots of BL.

The next time she went BBBJ. I was sitting on the edge of the table with her on her knees. She was licking the taint so I just lifted one leg a bit and she went for the rim job.

So it's available if you are into that kind of thing.

She did ask for an extra twenty for the bb.

Regular rates plus the extra Jackson.

[LostLimit]

Batting cage closed. Had a sign up saying to go perfect on Garvey.

They moved to Perfect massage. Apparently place is too dead to keep affording rent.

[Adm888]

Tried new place Golden Apple on garvey. Thought it might be related to big apple in Rosemead. Place is clean and smells nice but left very unhappy. My room only had curtains. Can't even recommend for massage.

[ThePillow]

Batting cage closed. Had a sign up saying to go perfect on Garvey.

[HappyMcMonger]

What good things have you heard about her?

I've heard nothing good about her on this forum about her except larger milk bags, but awful service, high pricing, robotic, and rush.

Good massage, attentive, good technique.

Thanks for the heads up on what you've heard. It's good to hear another perspective on her. Maybe I'll skip her and try another spot and / or another girl. I want to try out a nw spot rather than my usual and want some input just in case it's a disaster. Any recommendations would be appreciated.

[Tjinla2001]

I mentioned that a while back I received a random text from Cece who used to work at Meng's. After a ton of back and forth, we finally got together. Rented a room for 2 hours off Garvey for 40 bucks. Chit chatted a bit and then it was off to the races. All bare: sloppy soothing BJ w DT, squirting, and mostly just did versions of missionary while I fingered her ass. She let me stick it in after she came and it felt so good to CIA since we always used condoms before. Afterwards, we washed up and she said she doesn't massage anymore because she was over all the dudes touching her. She's mid 40's and I guess she just enjoys our time since I'm younger than her. I tipped her 40 bucks for gas (she asked if I had a tip cool, if not, no worries). She doesn't make much money these days so I figured it's the least I could do for such a splendid time.

Unfortunately, this is more of a brag than intel, since it's pretty clear she's not interested in being a provider anymore. Please don't pm asking for her digits. If something changes, I'll let why'all know.

That's an absolute dream date. I went to Siesta Inn years and years ago. Thanks for sharing your story.