Strip Club Reports

**Electronman** · 08-08-23 17:49

Originally Posted by RayRaynor [View Original Post]

The organism that links humans to an earlier species might be found at Silver Criket during the day shift. When it approached me, my instinct was to reach for my gun but I was unarmed. After a moment I realized that I was in a club and not surviving in the wild. It was horrifying, tragic, and uncomfortably humorous all at the same time. I didn't catch her name but you will recognize her when you see her. Stained teeth, unwashed hair, fleshy overlapping skin, and seems to have zero self-awareness as she wore an extremely revealing stripper outfit. Something she should not be allowed to do in a place that serves food.

Three very attractive Black girls:

1. Sade (I think), dark skin very thin. Borderline too thin, and wears a very big wig. I think she dropped 15 pounds since last I saw her last year.

2. Unknown name, came in late in shift I think. Long straight brown hair, medium skin color. Nice body. I didn't get a chance to talk.

3. Elise, tall, thin firm body, small fakes that are perfect for her build. Heavy heavy eye make-up. She was decent to have a conversation. I'm not into Black girls so I politely declined but asked what the cost would be if we went back. She said everything covered and starts at 150..

I stopped at SC on a late Saturday afternoon. I didn't spot the wildebeest that you describe but I did see more than a few dancers who might consider trying out for the offensive line for the Detroit Lions. Fortunately, there were also two attractive AA women with slender bodies. I arranged for a private dance with Chocolate, a slender AA woman. Entry to the private dance area was $10. I was generally impressed with Chocolate's services.

**JackOfClubs** · 08-08-23 17:22

Originally Posted by Sammed99 [View Original Post]

Valet parking is an option at BT's. However, you can also park in the free parking loy that's across Schlaff St. To the east. The lot is behind the business's that are on Michigan Ave. I've never had any trouble parking there or grief from BT's when I walked in off the street. Sam.

That is where I park too, but crossing the street can be an adventure!!

**Sammed99** · 08-08-23 15:36

Valet parking is an option at BT's. However, you can also park in the free parking loy that's across Schlaff St. To the east. The lot is behind the business's that are on Michigan Ave. I've never had any trouble parking there or grief from BT's when I walked in off the street. Sam.

Originally Posted by Incognito1234 [View Original Post]

When did that start?

Valet parking is an option at BT's. However, you can also park in the free parking loy that's across Schlaff St. to the east. The lot is behind the business's that are on Michigan Ave. I've never had any trouble parking there or grief from BT's when I walked in off the street.

Whenever I've been there, you pulled in, valet took the fee and your car and that was it (I went as a passenger). I don't give up my vehicle at clubs with valet and that's why I don't go to Subi's or BTs. If valet is no longer a requirement at BTs, I'll start going there.

**Incognito1234** · 08-08-23 11:23

Originally Posted by UzumakiNaruto [View Original Post]

Valet is optional at BTS.

When did that start?

Whenever I've been there, you pulled in, valet took the fee and your car and that was it (I went as a passenger). I don't give up my vehicle at clubs with valet and that's why I don't go to Subi's or BTs. If valet is no longer a requirement at BTs, I'll start going there.

**Bmarr77** · 08-08-23 09:21

Originally Posted by Esoteric1 [View Original Post]

Very accurate and entertaining report. Personally I've about given up on SC due to all the fatties. Got to have some eye candy! BTs my go-to these days for day shift.

What have prices for fun been like at BT's on dayshift? I would think it is higher than the cricket.

**WillNcDean** · 08-08-23 00:14

I spent this past weekend in Detroit. I had a tough time finding good restaurants, and there were more potholes than people.

However. On recommendations I received from several of you guys, I spent 2 days at FC. You MFers better not take that place for granted. It was fucking great. Great facility. I went during day time, which was a good call. More chill. Lots of young attractive ladies, which isn't what I was looking for. I wanted a grown ass woman, and man did I find one in Tatiana. I got a booth and we talked for 30 minutes. I had to leave but we made arrangements for the next day. She was on the stage at 12:30 pm and we were upstairs at 1 pm. That girl can ride like a bull. I spent 20 minutes at my booth with Lilliana, a sweet AA girl. The hands were roaming pretty far on both our parts, and if I was in town one more day she would've been next on the list.

The hottest chick, by far, is the floor manager, Simone. It's funny how often that happens at a club. The hottest chick isn't actually a performer. She was very helpful over the phone and was the biggest reason I went there first. We were talking at my booth, and I figured why TF not, so I gave it a shot. She knew where I was going, laughed and said "go ahead and ask it". She politely said she doesn't meet outside of the club but didn't take offense at the question. I smiled and wasn't going to dare push the issue, but I would've dropped $2000 to get her to my hotel if she would've be open to it.

Seriously, thank you guys for the recommendations. I had a great time.

**UzumakiNaruto** · 08-07-23 23:27

Originally Posted by SamPerkins420 [View Original Post]

I'd start at Criket to take advantage of no parking or entrance fees. If you strike out there, you can drive a few minutes east to BT's, although you will pay valet & cover. Or drive a few minutes west to Bogie's & H8 N. $5 to get into one plus mandatory drink, if you strike out you can ask the bouncer for a free entrance ticket to the other club. Keep in mind you'll smell like smoke from Bogie's / H8.

Just be patient & realize you may have to hit up multiple clubs to get what you want.

Valet is optional at BTS.

**Member #6710** · 08-07-23 10:30

Originally Posted by RayRaynor [View Original Post]

The organism that links humans to an earlier species might be found at Silver Criket during the day shift. When it approached me, my instinct was to reach for my gun but I was unarmed. After a moment I realized that I was in a club and not surviving in the wild. It was horrifying, tragic, and uncomfortably humorous all at the same time. I didn't catch her name but you will recognize her when you see her. Stained teeth, unwashed hair, fleshy overlapping skin, and seems to have zero self-awareness as she wore an extremely revealing stripper outfit. Something she should not be allowed to do in a place that serves food.

Three very attractive Black girls:

1. Sade (I think), dark skin very thin. Borderline too thin, and wears a very big wig. I think she dropped 15 pounds since last I saw her last year.

2. Unknown name, came in late in shift I think. Long straight brown hair, medium skin color. Nice body. I didn't get a chance to talk.

3. Elise, tall, thin firm body, small fakes that are perfect for her build. Heavy heavy eye make-up. She was decent to have a conversation. I'm not into Black girls so I politely declined but asked what the cost would be if we went back. She said everything covered and starts at 150.

The rest of the line-up needed to get on a Keto diet or save up for a lap-band surgery.

Very accurate and entertaining report. Personally I've about given up on SC due to all the fatties. Got to have some eye candy! BTs my go-to these days for day shift.

**Rg0794** · 08-07-23 00:52

Originally Posted by JulesJordan [View Original Post]

If you're looking for a large natural rack and don't mind a mediocre performer, then try Ella at Subi's day shift. She is early-20's, white, dyed blonde hair, medium build, wears glasses, and has a few tats. I've seen her there on Friday afternoons.

Subi's has two different areas for dances. Upfront near the entrance is an open area for regular topless dances, which are 20 per song with no VIP fee. The two private booths located back by the DJ are for whatever extras that you negotiate plus a 20 VIP fee.

It doesn't matter if they're natural or Bolt ons as long as they're big and aren't hard as a rock LOL. Any word on any others? Thanks for the info!

**NapataJohn** · 08-06-23 21:00

Originally Posted by JulesJordan [View Original Post]

If you're looking for a large natural rack and don't mind a mediocre performer, then try Ella at Subi's day shift. She is early-20's, white, dyed blonde hair, medium build, wears glasses, and has a few tats. .

She looks awesome!!

**Jules Jordan** · 08-06-23 20:51

Originally Posted by Rg0794 [View Original Post]

I make the trip out there, don't care too much about her performance just looking to get a handful of some some big tits.

If you're looking for a large natural rack and don't mind a mediocre performer, then try Ella at Subi's day shift. She is early-20's, white, dyed blonde hair, medium build, wears glasses, and has a few tats. I've seen her there on Friday afternoons.

Subi's has two different areas for dances. Upfront near the entrance is an open area for regular topless dances, which are 20 per song with no VIP fee. The two private booths located back by the DJ are for whatever extras that you negotiate plus a 20 VIP fee.

**Super D16** · 08-06-23 12:52

Originally Posted by Rg0794 [View Original Post]

I've seen a few reports on Vixen. I'm about 30 minutes from Inkster so was just looking to see if anyone could give me some good details on what she looks like / when she works before I make the trip out there, don't care too much about her performance just looking to get a handful of some some big tits.

If your talking about Vixen from Henry's she hasn't been around in over a year. I think the person referencing her is confusing her with Alana. They were good friends so I can see where the confusion comes from. Unfortunately Alana is no where near Vixen in the looks department. Can't speak about her performance as I've never spent time with her. Vixen on the other hand was very fun.

**Bmarr77** · 08-06-23 09:32

Originally Posted by RayRaynor [View Original Post]

The organism that links humans to an earlier species might be found at Silver Criket during the day shift. When it approached me, my instinct was to reach for my gun but I was unarmed. After a moment I realized that I was in a club and not surviving in the wild. It was horrifying, tragic, and uncomfortably humorous all at the same time. I didn't catch her name but you will recognize her when you see her. Stained teeth, unwashed hair, fleshy overlapping skin, and seems to have zero self-awareness as she wore an extremely revealing stripper outfit. Something she should not be allowed to do in a place that serves food.

Three very attractive Black girls:

1. Sade (I think), dark skin very thin. Borderline too thin, and wears a very big wig. I think she dropped 15 pounds since last I saw her last year.

2. Unknown name, came in late in shift I think. Long straight brown hair, medium skin color. Nice body. I didn't get a chance to talk.

3. Elise, tall, thin firm body, small fakes that are perfect for her build. Heavy heavy eye make-up. She was decent to have a conversation. I'm not into Black girls so I politely declined but asked what the cost would be if we went back. She said everything covered and starts at 150.

The rest of the line-up needed to get on a Keto diet or save up for a lap-band surgery.

This sounds like the larger white dancer I seen there last week, kind of clumsy on stage and going around to every table. I think she used to work at bogarts if we are talking about same dancer.

**Rg0794** · 08-06-23 08:29

I've seen a few reports on Vixen. I'm about 30 minutes from Inkster so was just looking to see if anyone could give me some good details on what she looks like / when she works before I make the trip out there, don't care too much about her performance just looking to get a handful of some some big tits.

**Ray Raynor** · 08-05-23 09:34

The organism that links humans to an earlier species might be found at Silver Criket during the day shift. When it approached me, my instinct was to reach for my gun but I was unarmed. After a moment I realized that I was in a club and not surviving in the wild. It was horrifying, tragic, and uncomfortably humorous all at the same time. I didn't catch her name but you will recognize her when you see her. Stained teeth, unwashed hair, fleshy overlapping skin, and seems to have zero self-awareness as she wore an extremely revealing stripper outfit. Something she should not be allowed to do in a place that serves food.

Three very attractive Black girls:

1. Sade (I think), dark skin very thin. Borderline too thin, and wears a very big wig. I think she dropped 15 pounds since last I saw her last year.

2. Unknown name, came in late in shift I think. Long straight brown hair, medium skin color. Nice body. I didn't get a chance to talk.

3. Elise, tall, thin firm body, small fakes that are perfect for her build. Heavy heavy eye make-up. She was decent to have a conversation. I'm not into Black girls so I politely declined but asked what the cost would be if we went back. She said everything covered and starts at 150.

The rest of the line-up needed to get on a Keto diet or save up for a lap-band surgery.