Massage Parlor Reports

**Poogee** · 08-28-23 15:48

Not keen on calling these places.

What's the earliest time you've had massages with Mocha at Relax?

**Tunacan Sam** · 08-28-23 06:41

Wrote this up yesterday then tried to post when database was updating. Called ahead to Ivy to see if they could save me a spot as was coming from city and arriving 45 minutes before close, she said yes. Rode motorcycle out there and when Kelly came in to say hi, was pleasantly surprised and had a nice blue dress on. Gave house and she gave me the bad news, having water issues so no table shower. I offered to leave as it was warm out and just spent 45 minutes on bike, she said would grab some hot towels and wipe me down.

Massage was not great, offered to walk on my back which was better, asked what I wanted on the flip and asked for L3. Took off dress and rubbed against my back then had me flip for a solid CBJ. Into CG, doggy, mish, then doggy. Apologized as wasn't going to bust so she told me to lay down and started the HJ, after a few minutes she rotated and threw her ass in my face. Minute of DATY and then rimmed her for a few more minutes, told her today wasn't my day but appreciate the effort. Told her I would be back again, will call ahead & ask for her as last few visits were more misses than hits. Need to get better at reporting on each visit. Cheers!

Score: 80/160.

**Tunacan Sam** · 08-28-23 05:28

Stopped by Ivy yesterday as had to make a trip to the burbs, called ahead and confirmed save a spot for me as was arriving 45 min before closing. Took me to the furthest back room that is cramped (#4? Bed was in the corner against the wall on the side and foot, barely any room to walk around it on other side or head of bed) and said girl would be in. Kelly walked in with this blue dress and I was happily surprised at her looks, then she told me they were having water issues and table shower was broken. Had just ridden motorcycle out there and it was warm, I said I could leave and she offered hot towels to wipe me down. Alright, your mouth is the one going down there.

Massage wasn't great, asked if she could walk on my back and said yes, that was better. Asked what I wanted and $. 6 offered for L3 so she took off her dress and started caressing my back with her body. Told me to flip, above average CBJ, into CG, doggy, mish, back to doggy and it was one of those days I couldn't bust. No knock on Kelly as I will be requesting her when I come back, I blame the weather and no table shower. She then tried HJ to finish, then flipped so I could DATY, which turned into rimming her for 3 minutes, then HJ with a little prostate tease. Tipped extra for her effort, told me to visit her again.

Score: 80/160+20.

**Walker333** · 08-27-23 23:41

Originally Posted by JSchlieMann [View Original Post]

Accidentally posted this in Chicago, but meant it for here:

Hello,

Are there any non Asian MPs that offer extras in the area?

Or I'd really like to try Nuru is anyone can recommend something.

Thank you.

No, not around here. Look in Schaumburg, Skokie, Northbrook for some euro parlours and in Chicago for Nuru.

**JSchlieMann** · 08-27-23 18:50

Accidentally posted this in Chicago, but meant it for here:

Hello,

Are there any non Asian MPs that offer extras in the area?

Or I'd really like to try Nuru is anyone can recommend something.

Thank you.

**ChgSpaMan** · 08-25-23 09:47

Originally Posted by TallNwGuy [View Original Post]

Had a surprising dream at NJ the other day. Jade is usually a solid provider, Decent massage with L3 CG finish. A younger lady met me tho. Asked for hr. Said "jade not here. I will help you" late 20's? 110# spinner in tiny denim shorts and a tight t. Bcup Think said name is Tina. Took me to room, I got into table. Once on table she walked to head of table gently took hands placed them on her hips and said "its ok" with roaming she began making some sounds as if really into it. Stopped, slide down shorts to her knees and asked, "you like? " climbed on and went right to 69. Covered and then to rcg, then cg, flipped over for DATY. Hands in my head holding me there till she got hers. Then to mish standing at table for finish. Was an amazing energetic surprise. Very sweet lady. Be kind to her. Will hope to see her again. Lots of energy.

Score 60/140.

Anyone else experience this little gem yet? NJ always provides great service, at least Jade and Moni have multiple times each for me, but a younger one is a nice development.

**MikeJones333** · 08-23-23 16:29

Originally Posted by OldSchoolGuy73 [View Original Post]

Hit up relax the other day and the best part of the experience is awaiting who will come from behind that screen they put up. Usually it's the really Chinese looking girl who I've passed up twice but today was willing to try her out if it was her. Ended up with Mocha and we just smiled and starred at each other. Good massage and as she's near my head I look up and she's not wearing panties and I just see them lips staring at me. We get to it and it's honestly an ok experience this time CBJ was slow and amazing. Don't get me wrong she's cute and pounded her standing up then Mish on table before finishing in Doggie but had the post nut regret for whatever reason. Clean up and get dressed and she's all over me thanking me and see you next time. Walk out and Ewa is standing there and they say something to each other in Chinese and laugh as Ewa grabs my chest and squeezes my ass LOL. Funniest part is I'm getting in the car and notice a guy dressed in a hat and sun glasses likes he's DB Cooper walking through strip mall and as I pull out and leave he enters Relax LOL. Guess some people are paranoid.

Db cooper hahaha. Yeah. Some people are definitely paranoid.

**OldSchoolGuy73** · 08-23-23 10:59

Hit up relax the other day and the best part of the experience is awaiting who will come from behind that screen they put up. Usually it's the really Chinese looking girl who I've passed up twice but today was willing to try her out if it was her. Ended up with Mocha and we just smiled and starred at each other. Good massage and as she's near my head I look up and she's not wearing panties and I just see them lips staring at me. We get to it and it's honestly an ok experience this time CBJ was slow and amazing. Don't get me wrong she's cute and pounded her standing up then Mish on table before finishing in Doggie but had the post nut regret for whatever reason. Clean up and get dressed and she's all over me thanking me and see you next time. Walk out and Ewa is standing there and they say something to each other in Chinese and laugh as Ewa grabs my chest and squeezes my ass LOL. Funniest part is I'm getting in the car and notice a guy dressed in a hat and sun glasses likes he's DB Cooper walking through strip mall and as I pull out and leave he enters Relax LOL. Guess some people are paranoid.

**EliasProton** · 08-18-23 11:36

Went to Relax spa once again as I didn't want to go far from my place. Entered the spot and was greeted by Apple, she has a slim and skinny body and is taller than other girls. Would have gone with her if not for the itch to experience Mocha based on the reviews here. Asked for her and she said to wait 15 min as she was eating lunch.

Was then called up to the room after some time. Opted for 1 hr and asked for table shower and was escorted to another room where the shower was located. She gave me a good TS with plenty of teasing, ball handling and deep cleaning.

Went back to the massage room and got started with massage. I opted for massage with oil. She allowed plenty of roaming & touching. After around 10 min she asked me to flip and started massaging my chest and thighs with great teasing and handling of my junk. I tried controlling myself but couldn't and burst one out. After cleaning up and continuing with the massage for a bitt she asked what I wanted and I opted for FS. We negotiated the price then She lost her clothes and started with CBJ and while I played with her pussy and tits. After some minutes I popped in the bag. She was surprised a bit that I came again so fast. Continued with the massage until I recharged and then asked for round 2. She went out the room and brought a new cover and we started the second round with some CBJ and moved to mish and doggie until I Finished in the cover. She cleaned me up and then she gave me a quick shower before I dressed up and left from the back door. Overall great experience and would definitely like to repeat. Massage was average. CFS and CBJ were great. Should have tried other positions and DATY but couldn't as there wasn't time.

Total damage 65/160.

**TallNwGuy** · 08-17-23 11:43

Had a surprising dream at NJ the other day. Jade is usually a solid provider, Decent massage with L3 CG finish. A younger lady met me tho. Asked for hr. Said "jade not here. I will help you" late 20's? 110# spinner in tiny denim shorts and a tight t. Bcup Think said name is Tina. Took me to room, I got into table. Once on table she walked to head of table gently took hands placed them on her hips and said "its ok" with roaming she began making some sounds as if really into it. Stopped, slide down shorts to her knees and asked, "you like? " climbed on and went right to 69. Covered and then to rcg, then cg, flipped over for DATY. Hands in my head holding me there till she got hers. Then to mish standing at table for finish. Was an amazing energetic surprise. Very sweet lady. Be kind to her. Will hope to see her again. Lots of energy.

Score 60/140.

**OldSchoolGuy73** · 08-11-23 10:43

Been awhile and needed a decent massage with release and found my way there. Place is nice clean and discreet which is why I started visiting years ago. Drew a familiar MT short one who's kinda cute and as always hit me with "you want 4 hands". Declined the 4 hands and had a Great massage with walking on back and then on to the flip. I know she's into me as she starts to stroke my chest and grab my cock and balls, then begins stroking me long. She then works her way to my nipple sucking on it as she slowly stroking me. Proceeds to smell my cologne and comments I smell good and begins to kiss me on then neck while stroking me long and slow as I kiss her back on her neck while I'm rubbing her under her shirt until I blew. This was by far way better than sex at times.

**MwmChicago** · 08-10-23 12:58

Originally Posted by Sean345 [View Original Post]

I was visit Apple spa and I saw the Chloe. Good god, she's fucking hot. 5'2" and about 100 lb? Really nice rack and at least a little more ass than the normal Asian. But man O man what a gorgeous face and eyes.

She gives a very nice TS, with attention to all the right spots. What's more is that she gives a pretty nice massage. I was very surprised as to how good it was. She's awesome, one of the best massages I've gotten at an AMP. Actually knows what she's doing, fixed my shoulder for me. Very relaxing.

After massage She crawled all over my back and licked me from my neck to my calves with some very playful biting of my ass. Told me to flip and I had her lay next to me for some cuddling. Then I gave her a massage, some fantastic DATY, and standing mish. The whole time she was staring at me with those gorgeous eyes. We rolled over to doggie then I finished in the bag.

She cleaned me up and she helping me put on every piece of clothing. I can highly recommend seeing her, I had a wonderful time. Can't wait to go there again!

What was the total damage?

**Ebah7** · 08-07-23 16:26

Swung by relax last week for the first time in awhile. After seeing all of the reviews here I asked for Ewa but she was busy so ended up with Amy. She's short and fit, decent rack and a fairly cute face with short hair that stops around her chin.

The massage overall was on the better end of massages I've gotten in these types of establishments. She had a good mix of pressure and technique. Not the same quality you'll get at a legit place but still better than most IMO.

L3 is my go-to when I'm out and about so opted for that. CBJ, standing mish, and cg. This part felt subpar, rushed and mechanical honestly I almost just said forget it without finishing but she managed to take care of it. There are definitely better options out there, but if I need a decent massage I may go and just opt for a lower level.

**Piday314** · 08-04-23 07:37

Originally Posted by Tgbg1380 [View Original Post]

Was she the owner? You get a name?

Sorry, no idea. .but, at this point with the other options around, I don't know that Lux has much of a draw for me to return.

**Sean345** · 08-03-23 19:32

I was visit Apple spa and I saw the Chloe. Good god, she's fucking hot. 5'2" and about 100 lb? Really nice rack and at least a little more ass than the normal Asian. But man O man what a gorgeous face and eyes.

She gives a very nice TS, with attention to all the right spots. What's more is that she gives a pretty nice massage. I was very surprised as to how good it was. She's awesome, one of the best massages I've gotten at an AMP. Actually knows what she's doing, fixed my shoulder for me. Very relaxing.

After massage She crawled all over my back and licked me from my neck to my calves with some very playful biting of my ass. Told me to flip and I had her lay next to me for some cuddling. Then I gave her a massage, some fantastic DATY, and standing mish. The whole time she was staring at me with those gorgeous eyes. We rolled over to doggie then I finished in the bag.

She cleaned me up and she helping me put on every piece of clothing. I can highly recommend seeing her, I had a wonderful time. Can't wait to go there again!