Massage Parlor Reports

**OF Charlie** · 08-06-23 16:17

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

I'm not going to name any names here but if people want more posts from certain parts of town like the north side, or certain types of places, then I've got a crazy idea. Post them. Go out there and show us what we are all missing and report back instead of complaining about the same places being reported on here and accusing those who report on those places of being "shills". Especially ironic considering many of these folks have barely any posts of actionable intelligence themselves and mostly comment on what others post or enjoy telling us all about the "good ol days" when there were only newspapers to go from and you had no idea what you were walking into.

Putting parlors like Ruby, 819, Orange, etc. Into their own thread isn't going to magically create more intel here on L1 places or cheaper places or places in other parts of town or whatever it is you would rather hear about. The reason those parlors are reported on so much is because for service more than L1/ L2 that's where the action is. And they just happen to all be on the same part of town for obvious reasons. And most on here are looking for more than L1 and with women under 60. So if you know of some quality places with great girls and extras that aren't being discussed then do tell. And hey I got another crazy idea, if someone reported on someplace and you went and had a different experience maybe report back and let us know? Fact is that without posts about the aforementioned and others like them, it would be tumbleweeds blowing around here.

And as far as OF Charlie goes, who really cares what his connection to the parlors is? He consistently provides actionable and reliable intel and information. In fact if I'm correct he was the first to report on the new happenings at Natural Healers on the NORTH side.

By the way, I don't complain about those who try to nickel and dime these girls then wonder why they get sub par service and the girl leaves town. Maybe just take intel on what others pay as exactly that instead of complaining that others are overpaying or "driving rates up." Yes rates are going up. I spent $13 on a "value meal" at Burger King the other day. I don't offer them $10 then get out of my car and complain to the other patrons that they're overpaying or how much a value meal cost in 1993. If I don't want to pay $13 maybe I should be eating ramen noodles instead of a whopper with cheese.

Sorry for the rant. It's just weird to have people who aren't reporting on anything, post after post complaining about those who are.

It's useless. They won't post their experiences because they will say oh I don't want my girls to be run over by all the mongers.

Here are some pics that I took on my own phone for a girl who was at BHC last year and shared with close to 70 guys privately. Anyone who has seen the pics or had a session with her will recognize who she is. There were quite a few positive reviews of her. The hype on her was as real as it gets. A true petite spinner who speaks good English. I stop taking and sharing pics, because it wasn't fun anymore.

**Radik7** · 08-06-23 15:58

Bella is one of the best I have met at Ruby by far.

I've been a regular there and pretty much try every rotation.

Bella's service is careful and intentional.

Communication is challenging as she doesn't speak English but I was able to tell her what I wanted her to do.

One of the best rim by far, and nuru was also fun. She has the heavies and natural. I usually prefer smaller, but I can't complain at all since I had a very good time.

Will be try Bella again for sure before she leaves. Not sure about anyone else this rotation, but I doubt anyone can beat Bella's service so I will be seeing her again a few times at least.

I ve been reading all the good reviews about Tokyo, but the plaza is a no go for me. Too much foot traffic and I also feel like its being oversold here. I did once walk into Tokyo and then left because I didn't think the talent looked that good to justify the cost.

Personally, I get better bang for the buck from Ruby. PM for more info, can share more details.

**Mitsom** · 08-06-23 12:49

Originally Posted by Gulftkc [View Original Post]

Haven't heard much about 819 since KK. Any updates on the new rotation? Feel free to PM.

Feel free to head over there and TOFTT. I'd be interested in hearing about the new rotation as well!

**Mitsom** · 08-06-23 12:45

I'm not going to name any names here but if people want more posts from certain parts of town like the north side, or certain types of places, then I've got a crazy idea. Post them. Go out there and show us what we are all missing and report back instead of complaining about the same places being reported on here and accusing those who report on those places of being "shills". Especially ironic considering many of these folks have barely any posts of actionable intelligence themselves and mostly comment on what others post or enjoy telling us all about the "good ol days" when there were only newspapers to go from and you had no idea what you were walking into.

Putting parlors like Ruby, 819, Orange, etc. Into their own thread isn't going to magically create more intel here on L1 places or cheaper places or places in other parts of town or whatever it is you would rather hear about. The reason those parlors are reported on so much is because for service more than L1/ L2 that's where the action is. And they just happen to all be on the same part of town for obvious reasons. And most on here are looking for more than L1 and with women under 60. So if you know of some quality places with great girls and extras that aren't being discussed then do tell. And hey I got another crazy idea, if someone reported on someplace and you went and had a different experience maybe report back and let us know? Fact is that without posts about the aforementioned and others like them, it would be tumbleweeds blowing around here.

And as far as OF Charlie goes, who really cares what his connection to the parlors is? He consistently provides actionable and reliable intel and information. In fact if I'm correct he was the first to report on the new happenings at Natural Healers on the NORTH side.

By the way, I don't complain about those who try to nickel and dime these girls then wonder why they get sub par service and the girl leaves town. Maybe just take intel on what others pay as exactly that instead of complaining that others are overpaying or "driving rates up." Yes rates are going up. I spent $13 on a "value meal" at Burger King the other day. I don't offer them $10 then get out of my car and complain to the other patrons that they're overpaying or how much a value meal cost in 1993. If I don't want to pay $13 maybe I should be eating ramen noodles instead of a whopper with cheese.

Sorry for the rant. It's just weird to have people who aren't reporting on anything, post after post complaining about those who are.

**SpaGuy21** · 08-06-23 12:23

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**OF Charlie** · 08-06-23 10:16

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

So a few years ago Red Lantern was the rage and arguably the most popular topic, and much of the discussion was about it, what girl was in what room, when they were coming and leaving, etc I went there and once was enough, I thought it was a dump and not for me. Now it is nothing but badmouthed and it seems to me like many of the same guys have been on both sides of the fence and now are glorifying other places with the same details they used to have on RL. Seems like lots of foxes in this henhouse. It just doesn't come off as monger sharing or a public service. Do the owners monitor the shills and give them freebies, or?

You were late to the game. Prior to their current location on Halsted, they were on Western Ave by Pershing. Even though it was on a busy Western Ave, the location was good. A single house with plenty of free parking. And all 3 rooms are spacious as it's a single house, unlike their current rooms. The main reason it was the rage is because they were using real pics taken at their location. I have attached a few examples. Any old timers who have been to their Western location will recognize the rooms. They had some of the hottest girls, girls like Tiger, busty Coco and even badass Original Kiki started there.

Then they moved to the current location on Halsted and stopped using real pics, the rest is history. They couldn't have generated the kind of buzz just by a couple of posters. Just look at the 2 recent posters writing about Ruby spa. One poster, 6 of his 10 posts are about Ruby. Another poster, his last 5 posts are all reviews of Ruby girls. Yet, there is no buzz about Ruby. If you check my post history, I wrote quite a few reviews for RL. But as time and things changed, I moved on too. Some of you think way too much. I am not the only person who have moved on. There is a reason why they opened a new spa location this week. Their current location was losing business to rivals, with Tokyo spa literally being across the street from them.

**Tacosallday** · 08-06-23 09:13

What's up with the measurements on Orange's site? They all say 40 D. Are all the masseuses there really that wide? LOL.

**Mitsom** · 08-06-23 09:03

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**CakeLover13** · 08-06-23 07:12

The sun times is where and how I got started in the hobby 15-20 years ago, saw the add for VIP spa in Norridge (current home of Harmony spa), and I've been hooked ever since. LOL.

Originally Posted by ThrilHouse [View Original Post]

Might be a bit column a and b. Some members think one booker with many handles, a lot of the names are similar. LOL. The bad part is I took got suckered Into going once. Met with Subpar service and girl. At least the north side doesn't have the shills handle always exclaiming the best girl and recommending the higher prices. In all fairness can't blame for marketing. If you think of the number of actual reviews versus the posts it is the likely ration of 7:1. 7 clients not happy but not reporting and one that enjoyed it that might report. There should be a separate thread for the syndicate hahaha. I sure miss the old days of trading the Sun-Times sports section and getting the numbers there. Walked in many times with. I expectations and ended up happy. Now you get built up and disappointed.

**FruitNinja** · 08-06-23 06:53

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Trying to solicit for sex work seems really risky. However, I did score a date once with a masseuse at Bodywise Spa. Nothing shady happened during the massage, we just bonded during conversation. She mentioned she had been single after being in a somewhat abusive relationship. Afterwards I asked if she wanted to hang out and she was up for it. She was clearly not a sex worker and seemed like she had a lot of issues from her ex so I never went on a second date. But if you want to get some from your masseuse the old fashioned way is probably your best bet.

To try anything at ME. I mean do you try to grab ass at the barber? Some people have zero common sense.

**Jinurso** · 08-06-23 00:24

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

And that's why I have never tried anything at ME. Even a therapist I really liked who leaned into me a little more than usual or went a little higher up the thigh than usual was probably just a little more at ease with the body and physical contact than others while still being totally legit, so I never even mentioned the subject. Got to be a complete idiot to expect any action and an even bigger a-hole to get mad about it. But like I said, if there's anyone who might build rapport over 3-5 sessions I've got the credits to work on it - and a great massage with a friendly attractive provider is always a good thing even if it leads nowhere.

Trying to solicit for sex work seems really risky. However, I did score a date once with a masseuse at Bodywise Spa. Nothing shady happened during the massage, we just bonded during conversation. She mentioned she had been single after being in a somewhat abusive relationship. Afterwards I asked if she wanted to hang out and she was up for it. She was clearly not a sex worker and seemed like she had a lot of issues from her ex so I never went on a second date. But if you want to get some from your masseuse the old fashioned way is probably your best bet.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 08-05-23 17:38

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Massage Envy is about as legit as it gets. Absolutely zero chance of anything extra. And on the rare occasion guy does try his luck there by groping a provider or forcing her hand on his cock, he gets thrown out and threatened with sexual assault charges. You're much better off going to a place actually known for extras.

I still remember a couple of years ago some guy was angry and indignant that he went to massage envy and the therapist slapped his hand off her ass. He was OUTRAGED, first at her for not obeying the rule that the customer is always right, then at all of us for not agreeing with him or his plan to go back and push her even harder for extras.

And that's why I have never tried anything at ME. Even a therapist I really liked who leaned into me a little more than usual or went a little higher up the thigh than usual was probably just a little more at ease with the body and physical contact than others while still being totally legit, so I never even mentioned the subject. Got to be a complete idiot to expect any action and an even bigger a-hole to get mad about it. But like I said, if there's anyone who might build rapport over 3-5 sessions I've got the credits to work on it - and a great massage with a friendly attractive provider is always a good thing even if it leads nowhere.

**Fit312** · 08-05-23 17:00

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

Because of Members Like OFCharlie and FIT312 we are finally get more better talent in CHI.

Don't drag me into this.

**ConfuciusMan** · 08-05-23 16:45

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Massage Envy is about as legit as it gets. Absolutely zero chance of anything extra. And on the rare occasion guy does try his luck there by groping a provider or forcing her hand on his cock, he gets thrown out and threatened with sexual assault charges. You're much better off going to a place actually known for extras.

I still remember a couple of years ago some guy was angry and indignant that he went to massage envy and the therapist slapped his hand off her ass. He was OUTRAGED, first at her for not obeying the rule that the customer is always right, then at all of us for not agreeing with him or his plan to go back and push her even harder for extras.

She was going to work at massage envy to meet new clients. She was going to meet them afterwards for private appointment. Away from massage envy. So it can happen but not their. Have to be off property.

**Jinurso** · 08-05-23 15:10

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

If anyone has a lead on massage envy please let me know. I haven't been in town enough to use my monthly membership and have 6-7 sessions I could use to build rapport with a willing therapist. Not sure if there are any like that. Not likely, but just looking for a little L1 fun to go with legit massage, nothing crazy. City or north suburbs. Thanks ZZ.

Massage Envy is about as legit as it gets. Absolutely zero chance of anything extra. And on the rare occasion guy does try his luck there by groping a provider or forcing her hand on his cock, he gets thrown out and threatened with sexual assault charges. You're much better off going to a place actually known for extras.

I still remember a couple of years ago some guy was angry and indignant that he went to massage envy and the therapist slapped his hand off her ass. He was OUTRAGED, first at her for not obeying the rule that the customer is always right, then at all of us for not agreeing with him or his plan to go back and push her even harder for extras.