Massage Parlor Reports

**SpaGuy21** · 08-06-23 12:23

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I hope you think this is worth what it cost you

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**OF Charlie** · 08-06-23 10:16

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

So a few years ago Red Lantern was the rage and arguably the most popular topic, and much of the discussion was about it, what girl was in what room, when they were coming and leaving, etc I went there and once was enough, I thought it was a dump and not for me. Now it is nothing but badmouthed and it seems to me like many of the same guys have been on both sides of the fence and now are glorifying other places with the same details they used to have on RL. Seems like lots of foxes in this henhouse. It just doesn't come off as monger sharing or a public service. Do the owners monitor the shills and give them freebies, or?

You were late to the game. Prior to their current location on Halsted, they were on Western Ave by Pershing. Even though it was on a busy Western Ave, the location was good. A single house with plenty of free parking. And all 3 rooms are spacious as it's a single house, unlike their current rooms. The main reason it was the rage is because they were using real pics taken at their location. I have attached a few examples. Any old timers who have been to their Western location will recognize the rooms. They had some of the hottest girls, girls like Tiger, busty Coco and even badass Original Kiki started there.

Then they moved to the current location on Halsted and stopped using real pics, the rest is history. They couldn't have generated the kind of buzz just by a couple of posters. Just look at the 2 recent posters writing about Ruby spa. One poster, 6 of his 10 posts are about Ruby. Another poster, his last 5 posts are all reviews of Ruby girls. Yet, there is no buzz about Ruby. If you check my post history, I wrote quite a few reviews for RL. But as time and things changed, I moved on too. Some of you think way too much. I am not the only person who have moved on. There is a reason why they opened a new spa location this week. Their current location was losing business to rivals, with Tokyo spa literally being across the street from them.

**Tacosallday** · 08-06-23 09:13

What's up with the measurements on Orange's site? They all say 40 D. Are all the masseuses there really that wide? LOL.

**Mitsom** · 08-06-23 09:03

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Did somebody make you a moderator? Maybe you bought the forum and nobody told me. Is that why you are making up rules?

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**CakeLover13** · 08-06-23 07:12

The sun times is where and how I got started in the hobby 15-20 years ago, saw the add for VIP spa in Norridge (current home of Harmony spa), and I've been hooked ever since. LOL.

Originally Posted by ThrilHouse [View Original Post]

Might be a bit column a and b. Some members think one booker with many handles, a lot of the names are similar. LOL. The bad part is I took got suckered Into going once. Met with Subpar service and girl. At least the north side doesn't have the shills handle always exclaiming the best girl and recommending the higher prices. In all fairness can't blame for marketing. If you think of the number of actual reviews versus the posts it is the likely ration of 7:1. 7 clients not happy but not reporting and one that enjoyed it that might report. There should be a separate thread for the syndicate hahaha. I sure miss the old days of trading the Sun-Times sports section and getting the numbers there. Walked in many times with. I expectations and ended up happy. Now you get built up and disappointed.

**FruitNinja** · 08-06-23 06:53

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Trying to solicit for sex work seems really risky. However, I did score a date once with a masseuse at Bodywise Spa. Nothing shady happened during the massage, we just bonded during conversation. She mentioned she had been single after being in a somewhat abusive relationship. Afterwards I asked if she wanted to hang out and she was up for it. She was clearly not a sex worker and seemed like she had a lot of issues from her ex so I never went on a second date. But if you want to get some from your masseuse the old fashioned way is probably your best bet.

To try anything at ME. I mean do you try to grab ass at the barber? Some people have zero common sense.

**Jinurso** · 08-06-23 00:24

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

And that's why I have never tried anything at ME. Even a therapist I really liked who leaned into me a little more than usual or went a little higher up the thigh than usual was probably just a little more at ease with the body and physical contact than others while still being totally legit, so I never even mentioned the subject. Got to be a complete idiot to expect any action and an even bigger a-hole to get mad about it. But like I said, if there's anyone who might build rapport over 3-5 sessions I've got the credits to work on it - and a great massage with a friendly attractive provider is always a good thing even if it leads nowhere.

Trying to solicit for sex work seems really risky. However, I did score a date once with a masseuse at Bodywise Spa. Nothing shady happened during the massage, we just bonded during conversation. She mentioned she had been single after being in a somewhat abusive relationship. Afterwards I asked if she wanted to hang out and she was up for it. She was clearly not a sex worker and seemed like she had a lot of issues from her ex so I never went on a second date. But if you want to get some from your masseuse the old fashioned way is probably your best bet.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 08-05-23 17:38

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Massage Envy is about as legit as it gets. Absolutely zero chance of anything extra. And on the rare occasion guy does try his luck there by groping a provider or forcing her hand on his cock, he gets thrown out and threatened with sexual assault charges. You're much better off going to a place actually known for extras.

I still remember a couple of years ago some guy was angry and indignant that he went to massage envy and the therapist slapped his hand off her ass. He was OUTRAGED, first at her for not obeying the rule that the customer is always right, then at all of us for not agreeing with him or his plan to go back and push her even harder for extras.

And that's why I have never tried anything at ME. Even a therapist I really liked who leaned into me a little more than usual or went a little higher up the thigh than usual was probably just a little more at ease with the body and physical contact than others while still being totally legit, so I never even mentioned the subject. Got to be a complete idiot to expect any action and an even bigger a-hole to get mad about it. But like I said, if there's anyone who might build rapport over 3-5 sessions I've got the credits to work on it - and a great massage with a friendly attractive provider is always a good thing even if it leads nowhere.

**Fit312** · 08-05-23 17:00

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

Because of Members Like OFCharlie and FIT312 we are finally get more better talent in CHI.

Don't drag me into this.

**ConfuciusMan** · 08-05-23 16:45

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Massage Envy is about as legit as it gets. Absolutely zero chance of anything extra. And on the rare occasion guy does try his luck there by groping a provider or forcing her hand on his cock, he gets thrown out and threatened with sexual assault charges. You're much better off going to a place actually known for extras.

I still remember a couple of years ago some guy was angry and indignant that he went to massage envy and the therapist slapped his hand off her ass. He was OUTRAGED, first at her for not obeying the rule that the customer is always right, then at all of us for not agreeing with him or his plan to go back and push her even harder for extras.

She was going to work at massage envy to meet new clients. She was going to meet them afterwards for private appointment. Away from massage envy. So it can happen but not their. Have to be off property.

**Jinurso** · 08-05-23 15:10

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

If anyone has a lead on massage envy please let me know. I haven't been in town enough to use my monthly membership and have 6-7 sessions I could use to build rapport with a willing therapist. Not sure if there are any like that. Not likely, but just looking for a little L1 fun to go with legit massage, nothing crazy. City or north suburbs. Thanks ZZ.

Massage Envy is about as legit as it gets. Absolutely zero chance of anything extra. And on the rare occasion guy does try his luck there by groping a provider or forcing her hand on his cock, he gets thrown out and threatened with sexual assault charges. You're much better off going to a place actually known for extras.

I still remember a couple of years ago some guy was angry and indignant that he went to massage envy and the therapist slapped his hand off her ass. He was OUTRAGED, first at her for not obeying the rule that the customer is always right, then at all of us for not agreeing with him or his plan to go back and push her even harder for extras.

**Gulftkc** · 08-05-23 14:46

Haven't heard much about 819 since KK. Any updates on the new rotation? Feel free to PM.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 08-05-23 14:18

If anyone has a lead on massage envy please let me know. I haven't been in town enough to use my monthly membership and have 6-7 sessions I could use to build rapport with a willing therapist. Not sure if there are any like that. Not likely, but just looking for a little L1 fun to go with legit massage, nothing crazy. City or north suburbs. Thanks ZZ.

**HappyGardener** · 08-05-23 13:43

Originally Posted by SkeeterV [View Original Post]

New girl Bella at Ruby. She's about 5'4" fair skin and a hairy Bush. She gave great service including BBJ and rimming. I would say she is one of the more eager to please ones I've seen there, included the touchy table shower and plenty of body licking! Would recommend.

$120 quick session if you mention ad on Bedpage.

$140,20 minutes, massage, basic type 1 time.

$160,30 minutes, massage, BBBJ, basic type 1 time.

$300.60 minutes, massage, BBBJ, 69, DFK, RIM, CIM, table shower, 2 time VIP / GFE service.

**BigJohn619** · 08-05-23 13:08

Originally Posted by SkipF69 [View Original Post]

I ended with 260 VIP KK one hour and 160 hhr Nana (if the second one does the most basic 10 minute option maybe could be 130?) YMMV depends on who. Plus with only 2-3 girls it is hit and miss if they need to get the door. In Orlando the girls love it- 240 for main one hour girl and 100 for second to come in and out for 15 minutes- but they always have 5 girls.

Check out the Orlando forum Skip. Milk and NDS are no more. Fuckin shame. May be why Dallas was so full of prospects and options a few months ago? They said things have been dry and will be for a while. Least we got it before it ended.