Strip Club Reports

**Rg0794** · 08-06-23 08:29

I've seen a few reports on Vixen. I'm about 30 minutes from Inkster so was just looking to see if anyone could give me some good details on what she looks like / when she works before I make the trip out there, don't care too much about her performance just looking to get a handful of some some big tits.

**Ray Raynor** · 08-05-23 09:34

The organism that links humans to an earlier species might be found at Silver Criket during the day shift. When it approached me, my instinct was to reach for my gun but I was unarmed. After a moment I realized that I was in a club and not surviving in the wild. It was horrifying, tragic, and uncomfortably humorous all at the same time. I didn't catch her name but you will recognize her when you see her. Stained teeth, unwashed hair, fleshy overlapping skin, and seems to have zero self-awareness as she wore an extremely revealing stripper outfit. Something she should not be allowed to do in a place that serves food.

Three very attractive Black girls:

1. Sade (I think), dark skin very thin. Borderline too thin, and wears a very big wig. I think she dropped 15 pounds since last I saw her last year.

2. Unknown name, came in late in shift I think. Long straight brown hair, medium skin color. Nice body. I didn't get a chance to talk.

3. Elise, tall, thin firm body, small fakes that are perfect for her build. Heavy heavy eye make-up. She was decent to have a conversation. I'm not into Black girls so I politely declined but asked what the cost would be if we went back. She said everything covered and starts at 150.

The rest of the line-up needed to get on a Keto diet or save up for a lap-band surgery.

**Marelobo Mex** · 08-05-23 01:01

Originally Posted by AnotherPerson [View Original Post]

Tl;
I asked if she wanted to hop on anyway while we waited. I didn't think she'd take me seriously, but I watched as she scanned the room. She pulled a condom out of her small bag and told me to discreetly slip it on. I told her nobody was looking and she moved her thong to the side as she slid me in. Or tried to. She wasn't very wet. She said it was because it was her first FS at Coli and she was distracted watching for the bouncer and girls who might snitch. She did some cg and rcg. It wasn't as enjoyable as I wanted it to be because of her being distracted by where we were sitting.

AP,

Thanks for the report, this is making me want to go to Coli, and she for myself what can be achieved.

Thank you.

MM.

**Marelobo Mex** · 08-05-23 01:00

Originally Posted by Pussylicker2 [View Original Post]

You have to be mentally prepared for that to happen. I would just say "I didn't orders that, I don't want it, I'm not paying for it". No reason to involve a manager. Managers don't care if they lose infrequent customers. If the dancer gets mad and quits on the spot, that's bad for the manager. They don't care if you pay with one dollar bills and walk out. The next time they see you they'll do the same thing again.

I agree with PL.

Girls will try to hustle, the best approach is the direct one, and simply say I didn't order that or I didn't agree to pay for her drink.

I don't see what good calling the manager will do.

You can pay with dollar bills or pennies, as long as you pay. You will have this girl and everyone else she tells about how she hustled trying to replicate this situation.

MM.

**Another Person** · 08-04-23 01:32

Tl; Dr Got FS at Coli last weekend, but wasn't able to finish for a variety of reasons and distractions. She reads this site and said it's okay to give her name and Instagram in PMs but not publicly to avoid conflict with the other girls at Coli and to protect her job downtown.

This is a follow up to my previous report about Coliseum. I returned last Saturday to see the girl I previously reported on. I saw her friend, a dancer from Players, and went to VIP for our usual 3 for $100. I did not ask her about extras, but she has suggested them without directly saying so in the past. The dancer I came in for who gave me BBBJCIM the previous weekend was on stage when I came out. I tipped her so she'd know to find me at the bar. After she freshened up post stage, we made small talk and went to the VIP.

Another $20 to the bouncer and back we went. There were several people in the back corner of the VIP area, so she chose a seat in the opposite corner near the front left of the VIP. I didn't want just dances and informed her I wanted FS. She said she would, but wasn't allowed to where were sitting. She started dancing and said she was killing time until the back room opened otherwise she'd get thrown back on stage for just sitting and talking in the VIP.

I asked if she wanted to hop on anyway while we waited. I didn't think she'd take me seriously, but I watched as she scanned the room. She pulled a condom out of her small bag and told me to discreetly slip it on. I told her nobody was looking and she moved her thong to the side as she slid me in. Or tried to. She wasn't very wet. She said it was because it was her first FS at Coli and she was distracted watching for the bouncer and girls who might snitch. She did some cg and rcg. It wasn't as enjoyable as I wanted it to be because of her being distracted by where we were sitting.

While it was fun for a moment, I called it without completing. We never agreed on a price, but I gave her $2. 5 anyway. She didn't complain. I knew better than to ask about OTC. We chat on Instagram often and she works a professional job during the week and dances weekend nights only. You can pm for a name or her Instagram, but I won't say it publicly. As described before, she's petite, blonde, and has worked at Legends, FC, and Landing Strip.

It was my second time at Coli, so I don't know which other girls are open to extras. The one preoccuping the back corner was a tall slender AA. There was another girl in that corner, but could only gather she was brunette.

Kelsey / Kennedy and her friend Brittany, who are also from Legends and old Penthouse, were there. I have heard about their Penthouse days. That was before I began strip clubbing and I would like to take Kelsey to VIP next either at Coli or a different club. Another Legends dancer was there waitressing. Not sure what's going on at Legends for talent to be leaving and going elsewhere.

**Pussylicker2** · 08-03-23 11:35

Originally Posted by SamPerkins420 [View Original Post]

I posted in here about a similar encounter recently at Criket, I had a clinger girl that would not leave me alone. Begged me for drinks, dances, to order her lunch, etc. I kept saying no and that I was waiting for someone else. She wouldn't take a hint so I told her I had to step outside of the club to make a call, assuming she would get it & move on.

Nope. Instead, she must have commiserated with the waitress when I was outside. I walked back in after a few minutes, my table was cleared & clinger nowhere in site. Waitress recognized me and asked if I wanted another beer before I even got to my table, I said yes. Two minutes later she walked back over with a beer & a drink on her tray, and the dancer. Dancer sat next to me, waitress put both drinks down and said "$32. " The fucking ***** ordered herself a $24 drink without even asking.

I stood up, took out a wad of cash that is for dances so they could see it, then took out my wallet. I counted out Exactly $32, put it on the table, turned and walked out without saying anything or even touching my drink.

I also called the club a few days later to complain, whomever answered the phone said he's the manager. He half-assed tried to defend it for a minute, then said "if anything like that ever happens again, just get the bouncer or manager and don't worry about paying for either drink..

You have to be mentally prepared for that to happen. I would just say "I didn't orders that, I don't want it, I'm not paying for it". No reason to involve a manager. Managers don't care if they lose infrequent customers. If the dancer gets mad and quits on the spot, that's bad for the manager. They don't care if you pay with one dollar bills and walk out. The next time they see you they'll do the same thing again.

**SamPerkins420** · 08-02-23 14:07

Originally Posted by Random37 [View Original Post]

Took a trip H8 last night and was approached by Patience, a tall slim black girl, the night was early so she joined me. We chatted a bit but didn't get to discussing any activities but that didn't deter her from ordering a damn $14 shot of patron that I didn't offer to buy but was expected to pay for. Me having never caused any problems or scenes just begrudgingly paid. I know I'm not the only one this has happened to but damn that was just rude as all shit when I do nothing but show respect to these girls. Sorry for the rant but also just warning the rest of my fellow mongers.

I posted in here about a similar encounter recently at Criket, I had a clinger girl that would not leave me alone. Begged me for drinks, dances, to order her lunch, etc. I kept saying no and that I was waiting for someone else. She wouldn't take a hint so I told her I had to step outside of the club to make a call, assuming she would get it & move on.

Nope. Instead, she must have commiserated with the waitress when I was outside. I walked back in after a few minutes, my table was cleared & clinger nowhere in site. Waitress recognized me and asked if I wanted another beer before I even got to my table, I said yes. Two minutes later she walked back over with a beer & a drink on her tray, and the dancer. Dancer sat next to me, waitress put both drinks down and said "$32. " The fucking ***** ordered herself a $24 drink without even asking.

I stood up, took out a wad of cash that is for dances so they could see it, then took out my wallet. I counted out Exactly $32, put it on the table, turned and walked out without saying anything or even touching my drink.

I also called the club a few days later to complain, whomever answered the phone said he's the manager. He half-assed tried to defend it for a minute, then said "if anything like that ever happens again, just get the bouncer or manager and don't worry about paying for either drink. "

If that ever happens again to me I'm not paying and will make a scene. Ridiculous scam these girls are catching on to. It's one thing for them to beg for drinks, esp with shot girl. Another entirely to just order one behind my back.

**Random37** · 08-02-23 12:33

Took a trip H8 last night and was approached by Patience, a tall slim black girl, the night was early so she joined me. We chatted a bit but didn't get to discussing any activities but that didn't deter her from ordering a damn $14 shot of patron that I didn't offer to buy but was expected to pay for. Me having never caused any problems or scenes just begrudgingly paid. I know I'm not the only one this has happened to but damn that was just rude as all shit when I do nothing but show respect to these girls. Sorry for the rant but also just warning the rest of my fellow mongers.

**LostInDetroit** · 08-02-23 12:21

Originally Posted by SamPerkins420 [View Original Post]

I'd start at Criket to take advantage of no parking or entrance fees. If you strike out there, you can drive a few minutes east to BT's, although you will pay valet & cover. Or drive a few minutes west to Bogie's & H8 N. $5 to get into one plus mandatory drink, if you strike out you can ask the bouncer for a free entrance ticket to the other club. Keep in mind you'll smell like smoke from Bogie's / H8.

Just be patient & realize you may have to hit up multiple clubs to get what you want.

Appreciate all the info here guys. Looks like I might just hit up an AMP instead. LOL.

**SamPerkins420** · 08-02-23 10:49

Originally Posted by JackOfClubs [View Original Post]

Agree, Saturday day shifts at the clubs are ghost towns in the summer, if you go keep your expectations very low.

I'd start at Criket to take advantage of no parking or entrance fees. If you strike out there, you can drive a few minutes east to BT's, although you will pay valet & cover. Or drive a few minutes west to Bogie's & H8 N. $5 to get into one plus mandatory drink, if you strike out you can ask the bouncer for a free entrance ticket to the other club. Keep in mind you'll smell like smoke from Bogie's / H8.

Just be patient & realize you may have to hit up multiple clubs to get what you want.

**JackOfClubs** · 08-02-23 09:12

Originally Posted by Bmarr77 [View Original Post]

Dayshift is going to be dead at most clubs. Silver Cricket sometimes has a decent Saturday dayshift.

Agree, Saturday day shifts at the clubs are ghost towns in the summer, if you go keep your expectations very low.

**Bmarr77** · 08-02-23 08:16

Originally Posted by LostInDetroit [View Original Post]

Hey Gents, have any of you had any decent luck on Saturday day shifts? Got a chance to have a few hours to myself coming up next weekend and wanted to see if there were any good spots to go check out for a quick in and out (if ya'll catch my drift).

Dayshift is going to be dead at most clubs. Silver Cricket sometimes has a decent Saturday dayshift.

**LostInDetroit** · 08-02-23 00:22

Hey Gents, have any of you had any decent luck on Saturday day shifts? Got a chance to have a few hours to myself coming up next weekend and wanted to see if there were any good spots to go check out for a quick in and out (if ya'll catch my drift).

**Member #6665** · 08-01-23 22:44

Pretty hilarious question maybe, but any advice on cheaper or mid priced clubs around Detroit metro that are blessed with a decent amount of thick chicks? Any clubs that tend to have more? Not talking BBW, but thick. Big butts, boobs, even getting towards chubby. And assuming there are, any of these clubs extras friendly?

**Lamarr** · 07-31-23 23:11

Originally Posted by DBFellow69 [View Original Post]

It's been years since I visited Bogarts but always had a good time mongering there before. Stopped by every time I visited Detroit in recent months and that place is a hit or a miss. Sometimes, you do find a dancer or two that will negotiate for a quick dream and sometimes you don't want that dream even if it's offered to you. The girls all have standard stripper names but there are a few that I have seen continuously for the past 7 or 8 years. A good bet for someone on a budget compared to some of the other Detroit clubs that can get pricey for a quick dream.

Spot on. I've been there when talent was so low that a 12-pack of viagra wouldn't have helped. Other times, smoking hot talent that probably belonged across the street. Part of the fun is finding what's in the box of chocolates, eh Forest Gump?