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08-08-23 16:59 #8749Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 2977Inertial
I had to think awhile about a proper response. First off, my initial reaction was someone who visits l. A. And does not rent a car has about as much brains as Bronny's agent in making a leveraged purchase of a new house in Brentwood (hint, king shithead, your son ain't playing basketball. Ever.). But then I thought about how driving in l. A. With the various neandertal demographics is risky, so fine, do not get a car.
Originally Posted by BourbonNeat
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If you consign yourself to having to be driven in ubers manned by humanoids with alamgordo level B. O, well fine. At least if you are in marina del rey, you can actually walk to three parlors. I am assuming you are staying at the Marriott:
8 miles away is zen shit suites. This is the place you asked about. Because you are from Chicago, you will get the location joke. This place is run by the same demo that has given Englewood Chicago a shoe size homicide clearance rate. It is chocolate run, and total chaos. The front desk girl is usually plastered and reeks of shit ass pot. She will send you out to wait and may even ask for a deposit. Do not give her one. The pricing on their ad is as useless as the cup that is attached to the Nyquil bottle. If you take that as a measuring item when you take Nyquil, you might as well drink bud light.
You will be upsold and it will not be pleasant. Expect at least a 50% upcharge to get your dick handled, 100% to get it sucked. So if you are paying 200 (and any session less than that and you may as well drop your keys in west Hollywood), you are going to pay 300 for a handie and 400 for head, all in.
And, the girl servicing you will not be the one in the pics, and the distance between the two realities is something worse than you see on hot young Asians. This place must have a scouting team at a burger king in fucken Southgate. It is the most fattest unkempt ghetto girls ever.
8 miles get you to 34** pacific or manifest massage. This place is run by this woman who looks like she may have survived krypton. Some duds on here like her, I think she goes by Nathalie. She has a disgusing face, awful fake tits and just a look that says she should be cleaning houses in the valley. She charges 130 to you for the hour and then you have of her girls beat you off. The girl does not apparently share in the 130, so you are going to be asked for at least 100 more if not 150 more. Her staff look like the homely aunt at your family reunion that never had kids. The last time I was there I walked out because I recognized the girl from another place and she was this fat stupid insane messican.
1.8 miles. A shithole called lee massage named after a person. Place as great grannies and is so close to the panda express you can smell the egg rolls.
There is nothing else really in marina del rey.
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08-07-23 19:08 #8748Banned Member

Posts: 466When I was young, dumb and full of cum I used to DATY at the AMPs.
Originally Posted by PriscillaM
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All it takes is getting grayscale in the throat a few times to stop all that.
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08-07-23 18:06 #8747Senior Member

Posts: 700Simple massage in rosemead
Anyone have reviews on simple massage in rosemead?
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08-07-23 14:05 #8746Senior Member

Posts: 118Hahaha! Yea, I get how gross it sounds, but a little tongue action is what gets me off.
Originally Posted by PriscillaM
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08-07-23 14:01 #8745Senior Member

Posts: 118I had a unique experience there that I won't go into as I've already posted about it, but the one time I went, I didn't care for. The hot tub sounds sexy, but it felt more like I was just waiting around in a bath before getting into what I really wanted. I can't really comment on the talent. I only went once and the girl I got was OK. Skinny but out of shape Indian girl with a cute face and a meh attitude. The girl I had up sold me and I hear similar experiences from others.
Originally Posted by BourbonNeat
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08-06-23 19:46 #8744Regular Member

Posts: 4I don't live in that side of town but I've been to Sacred Zen Suites a couple of times. I used to leave a little earlier when I was picking someone up at the airport. Love the idea of hot tubs but not all the girls are willing. Or will upcharge or require hr or more. It's been hit or miss but most of the girls seem on the larger side. They are always advertising specials but they rarely honor the specials. I wish I could recommend another place but I'm not over there enough. The hot tubs had gotten me interested and I wanted to try. But it's never as good as the first time and the first time was just okay. Good luck!
Originally Posted by BourbonNeat
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08-05-23 21:55 #8743Senior Member

Posts: 47Visiting Marina del Rey
Hey guys,
I'll be in Marina del Rey in September and wanted to know of any local parlors or other providers you recommend. I won't have wheels.
Any insights into Sacred Zen Suites? All recommendations are welcome.
Happy to return the favor if you find yourself in Chicago.
Thanks,
BN.
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08-05-23 00:04 #8742Senior Member

Posts: 63Best way to establish herd immunity for the community. They were just trying to be socially conscience.
Originally Posted by PriscillaM
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08-03-23 21:39 #8741Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 2977And tell
I hear you brother, when I go to a high volume AMP I definitely want to kiss.
Originally Posted by JamesMcCoy692
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08-03-23 19:20 #8740Senior Member

Posts: 118West Therapy
I've been trying to stop my mongering habit, but gave in today and went to West Therapy. In the past I would go to Momo or Bebe when in the area, but thought I'd try something new. I usually stop by the ATM at the 7-11 on SMB when mongering in the area and saw West Therapy on top of it. Decided to just try it out since I was already parked and there. Got Diana and she's a bit older with fake tits, fake lips, and fake ass, but she still looked pretty damn good. I'm usually pretty good when it comes to negotiation, but I guess I was off today. She asks "do you want. " and then looks at a condom she pulls out of her top. I say yes, how much. She says it depends on what you want. I say I want full service plus dfk. She say FS is 140. I should have bargained but just said OK. I put down the 140 and then she starts to give me a CBJ. After about 10 seconds she goes to my ear and say I'll suck it bare for 100 more. I tell her no. She goes back to sucking and then says if I want FS. I said yes, but I want to kiss too. She says OK, but 60 more. I give her the 60 and then she just starts sucking again. She finally mounts me and starts kissing me while riding me. I try to stick my tongue in her mouth and she kinda squeezes her lips tight. That kinda sucked, but she rode pretty gkod. I told her I wanted to get on top and she says to stand. I didn't want to stand I wanted missionary, but she said, how about doggy. I say OK and go doggy. We do doggy for a bit and then I feel like I'm about to cum but I want to kiss a little bit more. I ask if she can kiss me while I jerk off and she says yes, but after about 20 seconds of kissing she sits on my face. I could tell she wasn't into kissing so I just enjoyed licking her pussy until I came. Overall it was kinda meh for what I paid. She actually fucked pretty good, she just didn't let me kiss as much as I wanted and was controlling about the positions. I wouldn't repeat. Oh, and her name was either Diana or Dianne.
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08-03-23 17:45 #8739Senior Member

Posts: 570I'm at my max on $$$ with her, I've just moved on, the hunt is where its at!
Originally Posted by RockItAllNite
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08-03-23 11:08 #8738Senior Member

Posts: 137Just Google "g&g whittier", the first result has all the info. The second result is their website https://ggspaga.com/..
Originally Posted by SuelyBrah
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Standard Latina shop cost $50 house for 30 + $140 tip.
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08-03-23 09:29 #8737Senior Member

Posts: 925Did you offer more $$ I have found that extra incentive after a few visits, usually gets me to the next level if they like me and if not I move on.
Originally Posted by Maxen
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08-03-23 09:21 #8736Senior Member

Posts: 975As "amazing" time as she's having, it's still a business, and as such she has her limits. Accept and respect, or move on.
Originally Posted by SGVLatino
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08-02-23 23:22 #8735Regular Member

Posts: 14Tips for my travel to DTLA
Hey guys I'm making a trip to DTLA staying near LALive. Can anyone tell me. Of any good massage parlors to go to in the area (preferably walking distance, or if there are any outcall orgs I can bring to my hotel? Younger the better. Would like to get everything but would prefer to stay away from BB providers. Thanks in advance.










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