Massage Parlor Reports

**KeepItTight** · 08-03-23 09:43

Originally Posted by ThaiMeUp1 [View Original Post]

Helen is fairly new to the area. Accurate reviews on the other site.

$$$ VIP service. I'd take her All day Every day.

Treat her well.

Run. Don't walk.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../23010677.html

Do you have to do the VIP service to get the BBBJ?

**T647A** · 08-03-23 07:37

I will be visiting your general area next month, does anyone have experience with this place?

https://www.kissoftouch.com/

**PrivatePyle** · 08-03-23 07:12

Originally Posted by ThaiMeUp1 [View Original Post]

Helen is fairly new to the area. Accurate reviews on the other site.

$$$ VIP service. I'd take her All day Every day.

Treat her well.

Run. Don't walk.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../23010677.html

I have seen Helen twice, with both times being an exceptional experience for her price point. She arranges each session to give you as much pleasure as you can handle.

I have also recently discovered Celine at Palace in McLean. She is cute, attentive, and funny. Not an ounce of extra on her. She gives an above-average massage that lasted 40 minutes with decent light touch at the end. She enjoys receiving and giving pleasure equally--a perfect hour for me.

Pyle.

**Serpico99** · 08-03-23 06:01

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

I dreamt of a place in Woodbridge that I see from the road almost every day but never visited. Dreaming research showed reviews over a year ago so basically I was TOFTT.

Arriving at ZY massage, in my dream, I met a girl called Eva, late 30's to mid 40's, typical Chinese body, okay, maybe a bit more butt than usual, strong shapely thighs. Very friendly and was comfortable immediately.

I dreamt of getting quality massage on back, shoulders and legs. Good hard one that feels like muscles were worked hours later. Good tired but relaxed feeling. She was okay with OTC touching after asking for her consent. Snuck in some UTC without resistance and felt trimmed kitty.

I assumed it was going to end as legit massage but through hand motions, got my consent for HJ / HE. Not the typical, mechanical stroking by most Asian providers. She was awesome.

Total damage was 180 to include some PM during HE (a first for me) and FIV, see / nurse teddies. House fee was 70 cash (80 credit card).

I hope to have this dream again soon.

Makes me theorize that the Chinese little advertised spots are better than the highly advertised KAMPs in Woodbridge. They weren't hurting for business. Was told 5 girls on the clock at 1100 AM, only her and 1 other not busy. So maybe the out of sight places do better?

For those that want discretion: This place is next to an auto mechanic shop. During normal business hours (especially when the weather is nice), you may see some people milling about in front of the auto shop and you may get stares if patronizing the spa next door. Thanks for the review, will have to check this place out again after my first attempt was scuttled when too many people were standing around in front of the auto shop just jaw slapping and bs-ing with each other.

**Jonesy72** · 08-02-23 22:38

Originally Posted by ThaiMeUp1 [View Original Post]

Helen is fairly new to the area. Accurate reviews on the other site.

$$$ VIP service. I'd take her All day Every day.

Treat her well.

Run. Don't walk.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../23010677.html

I could not agree more. While her service offerings put her firmly in the escort category, her massage alone is excellent. I would got to her just for the massage (though her head game is pretty awesome, too).

**ThaiMeUp1** · 08-02-23 20:52

Helen is fairly new to the area. Accurate reviews on the other site.

$$$ VIP service. I'd take her All day Every day.

Treat her well.

Run. Don't walk.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../23010677.html

**PuntaJaco43** · 08-02-23 18:21

Originally Posted by Catsgalore [View Original Post]

That didn't help me. I am new to the area.

Can you message the details?

If you google J and why (use the letter why, like in yellow, not sure why it shows up as why) massage it comes right up. Yes located in Burke.

Why does why come up as why?

Regards.

Pj.

**Egotistic** · 08-02-23 17:24

Very warm personality. Smiled all the time. After TS, gave me a nice massage and attention to the twins. Jerked me off like there's no tomorrow.

**NameSake** · 08-02-23 17:00

Grace was amazing. I just told her I want to get head game straight after TS. I heard she gives a great massage but that wasn't what I needed then. I got so stressful for days and just wanted to get a head Polish job to reset my mind. And I was surprised by her enthusiasm and skills. It seemed like she's born to suck. No kidding. Great suction all around head. She loves shaft and kisses all around nut sg. She continued BBBJ nearly 20 minutes and then switched to HJ for minutes. Couldn't finish so she kindly back to BBJ more erotic, so good, I really wanted to go to completion for this time. 0. 8 got it done with my toes curling and genuine moans. I got very satisfied. She cleaned me up and I was about to grab my shirts but she insisted I still got extra minutes left for massage. Oh. Well. I thought that's a little too much for her but she offered big head massage for a couple of minutes. I almost cried. (Why? IDK, but one thing I could tell you is her massage was so good). She told me "Thank you" and then helped me to get up on the table. What a nice lady. Grace is my first choice from now.

**Catsgalore** · 08-02-23 15:36

Originally Posted by Patch24m [View Original Post]

There is only one J&why..

That didn't help me. I am new to the area. Can you message the details?

**CanaPunter** · 08-02-23 13:18

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

Total damage was 180 to include some PM during HE (a first for me) and FIV, see / nurse teddies. House fee was 70 cash (80 credit card).

I tip. 5 or. 6 for the same. For a $ you should be getting BBBJ.

**Member #6802** · 08-02-23 11:36

I dreamt of a place in Woodbridge that I see from the road almost every day but never visited. Dreaming research showed reviews over a year ago so basically I was TOFTT.

Arriving at ZY massage, in my dream, I met a girl called Eva, late 30's to mid 40's, typical Chinese body, okay, maybe a bit more butt than usual, strong shapely thighs. Very friendly and was comfortable immediately.

I dreamt of getting quality massage on back, shoulders and legs. Good hard one that feels like muscles were worked hours later. Good tired but relaxed feeling. She was okay with OTC touching after asking for her consent. Snuck in some UTC without resistance and felt trimmed kitty.

I assumed it was going to end as legit massage but through hand motions, got my consent for HJ / HE. Not the typical, mechanical stroking by most Asian providers. She was awesome.

Total damage was 180 to include some PM during HE (a first for me) and FIV, see / nurse teddies. House fee was 70 cash (80 credit card).

I hope to have this dream again soon.

Makes me theorize that the Chinese little advertised spots are better than the highly advertised KAMPs in Woodbridge. They weren't hurting for business. Was told 5 girls on the clock at 1100 AM, only her and 1 other not busy. So maybe the out of sight places do better?

**Patch24m** · 08-02-23 07:38

Originally Posted by Catsgalore [View Original Post]

Is this the place near Burke?

There is only one J&why. .

**AlmostRetired** · 08-01-23 21:27

Originally Posted by GlockEm17 [View Original Post]

Now a few years back there were stories of condoms being reused, so I wouldn't put it past some cheaply run establishments doing that. I mean I know in Richmond and farther south they won't change the sheets or dry rub towel between mongers, this I have seen in person. Or even a full size bottle of water verse the mini bottles. So with cost of rubbers verse washing some sheets? I always bring my own covers and dispose of them too! I know it's a stretch but talk about a DNA sample, LOL.

Quite an interesting observation. It's rare that I go for FS or even CBJ, but that's a serious point if the MT has been "storing" it orally before applying. This is indeed something to keep in mind. That said, the MT's don't want to get anything either, as we know the protection goes both ways. I'll add adventurists need to be wary of the establishments we visit. Hence my gratitude for this website and also it's rare I just randomly pick places and when I do try a new place, FS and even CBJ are off the menu for me. As regards cleanliness. Most of the AMPs I visit, when getting dressed after a dream, the sheets are changed while I am still there. Something tells me this is not just done to save time but to also show they don't re use sheets.

But a good reminder for us all to be careful out there. Yup I used to take my cover in the pocket and stopped for pretty much the same reason as PJ. Also they appear to have better covers. I have been meaning to ask what kinda magic covers they use that feels like there is no cover at all! Once I crack that code I'd probably keep one somewhere I won't lose it and make sure it's used!

This is yet another good reason to be nice to the ladies!

**Serpico99** · 08-01-23 21:02

Originally Posted by LoveFromFrank [View Original Post]

In town for a bit so I'd check out the local scene. Bruh, I hope this ain't the norm as y'all getting price gauged to hell. I went here already kinda meh about $.80 an hour but I said fuck it. 40's to 50's MILFy look to her but said why not. I try to make conversation but she just grunts. I try again in Mandarin and then she said no talking please and I get that so I try to soldier through. Light pressure on back and then I flipped after some running my hands up and down her legs to let her know what I was there for. She's asks what I want and I tell her everything and this woman tells me $$. $.20 is the base for cfs out west and then counters $ . 20 for a HJ. She was pretty short on patience as was I due to her musty smell and attitude she has had. Maybe a bad day on her end but damn woman, tell another girl to pick it up if you don't feel like working. I said I rather just leave today as I didn't think we were getting along and asked for money back. She gave back half and said I was lucky because most places won't refund. Just had to get that last jab in huh? Oh wells. I'm here for another week if anyone can help a brother out for some quality poon.

It's also added that I did go to papaya and the woman said no FS on Tuesdays and to come back another day. She was pretty though. I would've loved to give her the best 10 seconds of her life haha. Happy hunting gents.

Not sure why you would speak Mandarin at a Korean spa LOL. Yeah, post pandemic, a lot of the spas are asking way too much for services. I assume they want to play a game of "poker" to see which mongers are the weakest and horniest and fold quickly and give in to the ridiculous prices they want. Sadly, a lot of mongers around here just pay up whatever the provider wants.