Massage Parlor Reports

[HappyGardener]

Just a partial list of girls that I have reviewed who then received additional postive reviews after. Meaning they are as real as they come. Going off my memory, so I might be missing some girls.

Going back a bit, Mimi probably the greatest ass licker, Shasha, Vivian, Shelly, Yumi the cum swallower, Hina, flight attendant Shirly, Linlin (she will be back in October), anal Amy, Ella the Singaporean student, Elsa, Eli, Joanna aka Sasa, badass Orginal Kiki, Dora, Chloe, Ava and tiny Sichuan Kiki.

More recently, April, the famous red dress Lina, Cali Yumi, Beijing Nana, Snow (I think she is coming next month), Miyuki, Lancey and KK the squiter. Judy, but I won't count her since she got multiple reveiws before mine.

Oh, almost forgot. Probably my greatest contribution to you all, the one and only Anne. To this day, there are still guys asking when she will be back. Just scroll down a bit. One guy just asked that question.

But enough about me. Let's talk about me.

[Fit312]

Pretty sure you have seen a couple of the girls that I just listed. April and badass Original Kiki. Maybe Ella the Singaporean student too?

Maybe you should try Sanka.

[OF Charlie]

I have not seen every girl OFCharlie wrote about, but his review on Summer and Monica are legit. My recent visit to Orange also have me understand why he prefers Tokyo. Tokdy is just nicer, newer, and offers better service. Orange might be slightly cheaper, but my round trip takes at least five hours, I would be silly to care the difference.

This is a perfect example of what I have been preaching. Don't listen to anyone, including me. Visit the places yourself and form your own opinion. Don't talk negatively about a place without having visited yourself. That contributes nothing of value.

Go visit both Orange and Tokyo, like this poster has, and then form your own opinion. Better yet, go visit more places and decide which one you think is better.

5 hour round trip drive, all I have to say is WOW. I will stop here before someone comes in and says this is just one of my many handles lol.

[OF Charlie]

It's all about you, brah.

Pretty sure you have seen a couple of the girls that I just listed. April and badass Original Kiki. Maybe Ella the Singaporean student too?

[Fantastico]

I've seen you mention a few times now, who you think are among the hottest girls at CLM. Would it be too much to ask for a ranking and / or description of the girls you've seen (face, body, and service)?

I'll start with the ones I've interacted with:

1. Zara. Hottest girl I've seen across the Chicago scene. Beautiful face and eyes and the absolute best body ever. Small waist, big curvy ass and a great set of man mades (possible the best job I've seen; could pass for natural). As for service, everything is covered and she raised her FS price from $$ to $$$ which is the only reason I haven't seen her in a while.

2. Maya. Cute face, big ass. Haven't seen her in over a year and wouldn't be surprised if she's picked up weight because she was a heavier frame although her tummy was flat. Everything was covered. Charged $ for CBJ and I negotiated $$ for FS although I think she initially quoted FS at $$ Worth it at $$ but definitely not at $$.

3. Bella. Average face, chubby / chunky body. Asked for. 5 for CBJ and $. 5 for bbj. Didn't attempt FS as she was a littler heavier than my taste for that. BBJ was good. A lot of spit and nastiness if you're into that sort of thing.

4. Suzie. Cute to avg face. Big butt but it's man made. Charged $ for bbj but said she doesn't do FS anymore. Service was poor. I've read good reviews of her in the past but personally I wouldn't repeat.

5. Hanna. Cute to avg face, big butt but kept stomach covered. Appeared to have a belly (possible baby damage). Negotiated $$ for FS but initially asked for $$$ or $$ Nothing especially negative to say about her but personally would not repeat.

6. Salma. Cute face, tall thin body, not a curvy ass or big boobs. Asked for $$ for FS, and was not open to negotiating.

This is my overall ranking factoring in appearance, service and price. Keeping in mind that my personal preference is cute face, flat stomach and big curvy ass, I'd rank the girls strictly on appearance as Zara, Maya, Salma, Suzie, Hanna, then Bella. Service / Experience / Personality ranking differs and I'd rank them Zara, Maya, Bella, Hanna, Suzie, Salma (note: I didn't receive any service from Salma as I couldn't go along with her price point).

Just reread my previous post and realized some of my pricing had typos / autocorrect errors.

Zara initially charged 200 for FS but raised her rate to 300 my last visit.

Maya charged me 200 for FS but initially requested 400 before negotiation.

Hanna asked for 300 or 400 but negotiated down to 200.

Salma asked for 400 for FS and did not negotiate down.

Jinurso, how did Maya's body look when you saw her and when was your last visit? Still a flat tummy and weight proportioned to her ass? Or has she gained weight in other areas?

[Fit312]

Just a partial list of girls that I have reviewed who then received additional postive reviews after. Meaning they are as real as they come. Going off my memory, so I might be missing some girls.

Going back a bit, Mimi probably the greatest ass licker, Shasha, Vivian, Shelly, Yumi the cum swallower, Hina, flight attendant Shirly, Linlin (she will be back in October), anal Amy, Ella the Singaporean student, Elsa, Eli, Joanna aka Sasa, badass Orginal Kiki, Dora, Chloe, Ava and tiny Sichuan Kiki.

More recently, April, the famous red dress Lina, Cali Yumi, Beijing Nana, Snow (I think she is coming next month), Miyuki, Lancey and KK the squiter. Judy, but I won't count her since she got multiple reveiws before mine.

Oh, almost forgot. Probably my greatest contribution to you all, the one and only Anne. To this day, there are still guys asking when she will be back. Just scroll down a bit. One guy just asked that question.

It's all about you, brah.

[HDick]

Thank you for the information and glad there a back door. I usually go to those places (Orange and PD) around 10 pm. Last question, do you know any place like orange and PD on the north side?

My usual two places on the north side are Yuki and Mimi.

Yuki 40's from Singapore great English very thin and huge tits for her frame. 200 FS but kinda rushes you to cum. I continue to go because I really enjoy her massages.

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Mimi 40's from China English not great nice petite body with big tits. 200 FS always a good time with her and her massages are good too.

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Yes, they have a back door. They actually want guys to leave from the back. If you want to enter from the back door, just text the booker so she can let the girl know to open the back door for you.

Also, they close at 1 am. If you are afraid of being seen, just go when it's dark. You can park on 26th or across in the park if you don't want to park in that plaza.

[OF Charlie]

Guys OFCharlie is the most legit guy in this forum and I would agree with him if you don't like his post ignore him and even as he said I'm 99% Orange Spa because Candy treats me like family with her girls but I personally think Toyko Spa offers the best of the best in Chicago and I got to meet one of my all time favorite girls Monica only because of the reviews OFCharlie Offers.

But seriously guys OFCharlie won't bullshit you he has the best intel out of any of us hands down.

Just a partial list of girls that I have reviewed who then received additional postive reviews after. Meaning they are as real as they come. Going off my memory, so I might be missing some girls.

Going back a bit, Mimi probably the greatest ass licker, Shasha, Vivian, Shelly, Yumi the cum swallower, Hina, flight attendant Shirly, Linlin (she will be back in October), anal Amy, Ella the Singaporean student, Elsa, Eli, Joanna aka Sasa, badass Orginal Kiki, Dora, Chloe, Ava and tiny Sichuan Kiki.

More recently, April, the famous red dress Lina, Cali Yumi, Beijing Nana, Snow (I think she is coming next month), Miyuki, Lancey and KK the squiter. Judy, but I won't count her since she got multiple reveiws before mine.

Oh, almost forgot. Probably my greatest contribution to you all, the one and only Anne. To this day, there are still guys asking when she will be back. Just scroll down a bit. One guy just asked that question.

[OF Charlie]

Got it, was hoping to see her again. I guess I have to wait until November. Thank you for the info and the location for Tokyo!

I probably won't stop by because I don't like plaza area too much foot traffic unless they have a back door.

Yes, they have a back door. They actually want guys to leave from the back. If you want to enter from the back door, just text the booker so she can let the girl know to open the back door for you.

Also, they close at 1 am. If you are afraid of being seen, just go when it's dark. You can park on 26th or across in the park if you don't want to park in that plaza.

[Wendler531]

I appreciate both of your guy's info. Everyone has their favorite spot and both of you have given good info on which girls to go see. Most of the guys on here don't contribute anything then ***** about the ones who do.

I have not seen every girl OFCharlie wrote about, but his review on Summer and Monica are legit. My recent visit to Orange also have me understand why he prefers Tokyo. Tokdy is just nicer, newer, and offers better service. Orange might be slightly cheaper, but my round trip takes at least five hours, I would be silly to care the difference.

[MushroomGod]

Guys OFCharlie is the most legit guy in this forum and I would agree with him if you don't like his post ignore him and even as he said I'm 99% Orange Spa because Candy treats me like family with her girls but I personally think Toyko Spa offers the best of the best in Chicago and I got to meet one of my all time favorite girls Monica only because of the reviews OFCharlie Offers.

But seriously guys OFCharlie won't bullshit you he has the best intel out of any of us hands down.

I appreciate both of your guy's info. Everyone has their favorite spot and both of you have given good info on which girls to go see. Most of the guys on here don't contribute anything then ***** about the ones who do.

[SkipF69]

Very excited to see her come back!. Was fortunate to see her a few times. She is a sweetheart. I think I posted after one of my sessions- not sure. Very Pretty IMHO, probably 29-30? Great body with soft larger breasts (c-d). Nice butt- what makes Judy special is her genuine care and concern that you leave satisfied. One of my sessions I was tired beforehand and did not even pop- yet I felt it was a great session and let her know- as she was very concerned about letting me down. Maybe part of the bonus is Tokyo to me seems less busy and less of an assembly line than PD and Orange. My experience is the girls here seem to be less clock watchers but YMMV- that might just be me having good luck lately. Happy to see she returned within one day. Ha 😄 SF.

Thanks for the shout out, I appreciate it. I didn't even post a review for Judy. She was a great find, so wanted to keep her to myself haha. She is a true FOB. Arrived in the US only on 7/9. Worked as a KTV girl back in China. Claimed she never fucked any clients. Even if she did, the volume definitely is not as high as a sauna girl.

Now the good news, she is coming back! She took a 6 am flight out to LA this morning and is taking a red eye flight back tonight lol. Booker just noticed she had two wonderful reviews yesterday, so asked her to return lol. Good strategy. That was how Anne got famous. Booker kept scheduling her while there was a buzz on her. Probably avoid Judy tomorrow morning though since she is taking a red eye flight.

[JJuanht]

You said you didn't like the wait at PD

That's not what I said at all.

[Jinurso]

I've seen you mention a few times now, who you think are among the hottest girls at CLM. Would it be too much to ask for a ranking and / or description of the girls you've seen (face, body, and service)?

I'll start with the ones I've interacted with:

1. Zara. Hottest girl I've seen across the Chicago scene. Beautiful face and eyes and the absolute best body ever. Small waist, big curvy ass and a great set of man mades (possible the best job I've seen; could pass for natural). As for service, everything is covered and she raised her FS price from $$ to $$$ which is the only reason I haven't seen her in a while.

2. Maya. Cute face, big ass. Haven't seen her in over a year and wouldn't be surprised if she's picked up weight because she was a heavier frame although her tummy was flat. Everything was covered. Charged $ for CBJ and I negotiated $$ for FS although I think she initially quoted FS at $$ Worth it at $$ but definitely not at $$.

3. Bella. Average face, chubby / chunky body. Asked for. 5 for CBJ and $. 5 for bbj. Didn't attempt FS as she was a littler heavier than my taste for that. BBJ was good. A lot of spit and nastiness if you're into that sort of thing.

4. Suzie. Cute to avg face. Big butt but it's man made. Charged $ for bbj but said she doesn't do FS anymore. Service was poor. I've read good reviews of her in the past but personally I wouldn't repeat.

5. Hanna. Cute to avg face, big butt but kept stomach covered. Appeared to have a belly (possible baby damage). Negotiated $$ for FS but initially asked for $$$ or $$ Nothing especially negative to say about her but personally would not repeat.

6. Salma. Cute face, tall thin body, not a curvy ass or big boobs. Asked for $$ for FS, and was not open to negotiating.

This is my overall ranking factoring in appearance, service and price. Keeping in mind that my personal preference is cute face, flat stomach and big curvy ass, I'd rank the girls strictly on appearance as Zara, Maya, Salma, Suzie, Hanna, then Bella. Service / Experience / Personality ranking differs and I'd rank them Zara, Maya, Bella, Hanna, Suzie, Salma (note: I didn't receive any service from Salma as I couldn't go along with her price point).

Lots of different opinions on how much prettier one girl is over another, as different people have different tastes. That said, the "lookers" I've seen there so far in some rough order are:

1. Zara, for sure.

2. Cassandra.

3. Danielle.

4. Maya.

5. Julie.

6. Natalie.

7. Nikki.

Zara laps the field. Everybody else there is pretty close to each other. Depending on your particular taste. Short or taller, curvier or thinner, etc I can see 2-7 in any order.

In terms of menu, it's all basically the same. CBJ is +100 and CFS is +200 (I haven't seen Zara recently). DATY is included with FS, and YMMV for anything else beyond that. Most girls will be open to more the more you see them but it seems to vary from person to person.

There are a few other girls who are hot too but I haven't seen them listed lately, so I left them out, like Athena and Paola.

[Fantastico]

Man, I left Chicagolandbodyrubs.com for dead a few months ago but they've had a nice resurgence this summer. One girl there brought her entire crew with her and now the place is full of 20-something Latinas.

Most of then are new to sex work but the new girls I've seen so far (Danielle and Cassandra) have been eager to please.

I already reviewed Danielle. Let's talk Cassandra. For the first time ever a CLM girl actually looks better than her photo. I thought from the pic that she might be a little chubby. But Cassandra is actually gorgeous. Great body, not even thick like Bella and Camilla. She resembles Danielle, but is really done up like she's going to a club. She's hot. Sexy voice.

The usual +100/+200 CBJ / cfs. Did some LFK which I don't think she was expecting at first so I pulled back even though she voluntarily kissed me later on, probably after she got comfortable. These new girls are all trying to figure their limits out which is the only down side to seeing newbies.

DATY was the best part. She really loves it and cums hard. She was wavering on the CBJ vs BBBJ. She opted for the CBJ but was doing some ball licking, which is actually encouraging as she gets more comfortable with the work over time.

Overall, she's got a ton of potential. Expect her menu to ebb and flow over time as she gets settled in. My advice is to not try to push her boundaries too hard or she'll shut down instead of open up.

I've seen you mention a few times now, who you think are among the hottest girls at CLM. Would it be too much to ask for a ranking and / or description of the girls you've seen (face, body, and service)?

I'll start with the ones I've interacted with:

1. Zara. Hottest girl I've seen across the Chicago scene. Beautiful face and eyes and the absolute best body ever. Small waist, big curvy ass and a great set of man mades (possible the best job I've seen; could pass for natural). As for service, everything is covered and she raised her FS price from $$ to $$$ which is the only reason I haven't seen her in a while.

2. Maya. Cute face, big ass. Haven't seen her in over a year and wouldn't be surprised if she's picked up weight because she was a heavier frame although her tummy was flat. Everything was covered. Charged $ for CBJ and I negotiated $$ for FS although I think she initially quoted FS at $$ Worth it at $$ but definitely not at $$.

3. Bella. Average face, chubby / chunky body. Asked for. 5 for CBJ and $. 5 for bbj. Didn't attempt FS as she was a littler heavier than my taste for that. BBJ was good. A lot of spit and nastiness if you're into that sort of thing.

4. Suzie. Cute to avg face. Big butt but it's man made. Charged $ for bbj but said she doesn't do FS anymore. Service was poor. I've read good reviews of her in the past but personally I wouldn't repeat.

5. Hanna. Cute to avg face, big butt but kept stomach covered. Appeared to have a belly (possible baby damage). Negotiated $$ for FS but initially asked for $$$ or $$ Nothing especially negative to say about her but personally would not repeat.

6. Salma. Cute face, tall thin body, not a curvy ass or big boobs. Asked for $$ for FS, and was not open to negotiating.

This is my overall ranking factoring in appearance, service and price. Keeping in mind that my personal preference is cute face, flat stomach and big curvy ass, I'd rank the girls strictly on appearance as Zara, Maya, Salma, Suzie, Hanna, then Bella. Service / Experience / Personality ranking differs and I'd rank them Zara, Maya, Bella, Hanna, Suzie, Salma (note: I didn't receive any service from Salma as I couldn't go along with her price point).