Massage Parlor Reports

[Serpico99]

In town for a bit so I'd check out the local scene. Bruh, I hope this ain't the norm as y'all getting price gauged to hell. I went here already kinda meh about $.80 an hour but I said fuck it. 40's to 50's MILFy look to her but said why not. I try to make conversation but she just grunts. I try again in Mandarin and then she said no talking please and I get that so I try to soldier through. Light pressure on back and then I flipped after some running my hands up and down her legs to let her know what I was there for. She's asks what I want and I tell her everything and this woman tells me $$. $.20 is the base for cfs out west and then counters $ . 20 for a HJ. She was pretty short on patience as was I due to her musty smell and attitude she has had. Maybe a bad day on her end but damn woman, tell another girl to pick it up if you don't feel like working. I said I rather just leave today as I didn't think we were getting along and asked for money back. She gave back half and said I was lucky because most places won't refund. Just had to get that last jab in huh? Oh wells. I'm here for another week if anyone can help a brother out for some quality poon.

It's also added that I did go to papaya and the woman said no FS on Tuesdays and to come back another day. She was pretty though. I would've loved to give her the best 10 seconds of her life haha. Happy hunting gents.

Not sure why you would speak Mandarin at a Korean spa LOL. Yeah, post pandemic, a lot of the spas are asking way too much for services. I assume they want to play a game of "poker" to see which mongers are the weakest and horniest and fold quickly and give in to the ridiculous prices they want. Sadly, a lot of mongers around here just pay up whatever the provider wants.

[Ffx100]

Had a great haircut just this week with Tara.

As is true in the massage, she has barber skills.

She may not shave the neck, but she will provide other shaving if requested. She takes appointments. Appointments highly recommended.

Always tip your barber -- Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Got a great haircut from Tara today too. She wielded the clippers for a nice taper cut. The back massage and Russian and prostate work (blew hard) were nice too! Much more on the menu, she's a sweetheart and yes this will be my new monthly haircut routine.

[FurryMonger122]

Has two mature middle aged women currently, Hannah and Mimi. I was told the younger girl works on the weekends. Hannah and Mimi weren't bad but they weren't my cup of tea. Previously three weeks a Nichole and Momo were there and they are younger, Nichole built on the heavier side, big boned but young. Momo a slender girl, with a pretty nice body and a kinda cute, but her looks weren't really my type, her eyes seemed a little murky to me.

[GlockEm17]

Not sure what point you are trying to make regarding the house condoms. Are you implying that they re-use their rubbers? Do they take them back to the kitchenette, turn them inside out and wash them; roll them back-up and set them on the shelf for the next lucky monger? That's a stretch but I guess it could be a good cost cutting measure. I used to carry my own when visiting FS shops, but I stopped doing so because, if it wasn't used, I would invariably forget to take it out of my pocket before returning home. Could be a problem if the packet came out in the wash.

I do want to thank you for bringing something to my attention that I hadn't thought about: This provider had that condom rolling around in her mouth before she placed it on my dick. It was full of her bacteria. Everything being equal I guess a BBBJ would have been the same as a CBJ. I need to re-think this bacteria thing.

Thank-you again.

Regards.

PJ.

Now a few years back there were stories of condoms being reused, so I wouldn't put it past some cheaply run establishments doing that. I mean I know in Richmond and farther south they won't change the sheets or dry rub towel between mongers, this I have seen in person. Or even a full size bottle of water verse the mini bottles. So with cost of rubbers verse washing some sheets? I always bring my own covers and dispose of them too! I know it's a stretch but talk about a DNA sample, LOL.

[LoveFromFrank]

In town for a bit so I'd check out the local scene. Bruh, I hope this ain't the norm as y'all getting price gauged to hell. I went here already kinda meh about $.80 an hour but I said fuck it. 40's to 50's MILFy look to her but said why not. I try to make conversation but she just grunts. I try again in Mandarin and then she said no talking please and I get that so I try to soldier through. Light pressure on back and then I flipped after some running my hands up and down her legs to let her know what I was there for. She's asks what I want and I tell her everything and this woman tells me $$. $.20 is the base for cfs out west and then counters $ . 20 for a HJ. She was pretty short on patience as was I due to her musty smell and attitude she has had. Maybe a bad day on her end but damn woman, tell another girl to pick it up if you don't feel like working. I said I rather just leave today as I didn't think we were getting along and asked for money back. She gave back half and said I was lucky because most places won't refund. Just had to get that last jab in huh? Oh wells. I'm here for another week if anyone can help a brother out for some quality poon.

It's also added that I did go to papaya and the woman said no FS on Tuesdays and to come back another day. She was pretty though. I would've loved to give her the best 10 seconds of her life haha. Happy hunting gents.

[Catsgalore]

It's been a month since I last visited J&why. Today, I thought I'd pay them a visit. Called and mamasan answered, "Come on over, we have new girls!" So I scurried up the stairs and rang the doorbell. Mamasan opened the door and said "Heeeeey, its been a while! Do you want to see the new girls?" As I hand her my hour donation, I said, that's Ok, just bring me a nice girl. I'm sure glad I did.

I undress and sit on the edge of the table. A few minutes later, in comes Didi. A wonderful specimen from Korea. She's likely in her 40's but will pass as a 30 yo vixen. She has a nice face, long flowing hair, beautifully done bolt ons and a banging body. She takes me to the TS and cleans all the right places. As it's the middle of summer, the sauna was skipped this time. Didi's back massage was very therapeutic. Long strokes, nice consistent pressure. This went on for maybe 20 minutes. Then came the hot towels to wipe me down. I thought to myself. Wait, what about my legs? -- I stayed quiet.

What happened next was next to bliss. Her soft touch technique brought junior to attention quicker than Maverick goes supersonic. It could not be described, it has to be experienced. Now that I'm ass up and at full attention, I was asked to flip. She asked, what are we doing today honey? To which I replied. Everything of course! I sit on the edge of the table again as she gets her supplies. She comes back to the room and undresses. Curves in all the right places. She starts by sucking on my nipples, followed by a nice CBJ. I asked to DATY but was an upsell of twenty more. I declined. I motioned to get back on the table but she laughed and said, no, I'm getting on the table. CBJ was followed by mish and doggy and that's all I could muster. After cleanup, she lays next to me like an old girlfriend. We talk about life among other things. She gets up and says. I'm going to get a hot towel and more massage.

Is this the place near Burke?

[Fassbender3000]

TOFTT and it was def worth it: she's in her late 20's, gorgeous, very pleasant to talk to and opens her menu up a bit. No FS though, and what was offered was covered with some upsell.

Very soft massage, but seems trained. Very clean place with easy parking. Keeping the details light here (incl her name) because I'm not sure how comfortable she is with reviews.

Overall a great option for those of us that like dark chocolate.

Glad to see a good report. I was hopeful as I liked her ad, and hoped it wouldn't be a ruse. Can't wait to call!

[DoYouKnow]

Nicole the Madame, is such a hottie in her own rights. She can massage me anytime. She even offered to give me on the next time I cum there LOL. So I decided to get a 4 hand massage, thinking sunny and another spinner in 30 mins session, but in walks in a thick, strong older lady, but seeing I was having cindy in 30 mins, I was fine with it. Out of respect, I just laid there and enjoyed the good massage and Sunny I call Sunshine, walks in seeing that I have lived in here area of China for awhile, we chatted it up. She really has a quite thing spinner body, great slightly enhanced B for here size. Cute ass and a bubbly fun personality. HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend but I still want Linda too. Happy Mongering, She leaves on Thursday to Philly.

It's been a month since I last visited J&why. Today, I thought I'd pay them a visit. Called and mamasan answered, "Come on over, we have new girls!" So I scurried up the stairs and rang the doorbell. Mamasan opened the door and said "Heeeeey, its been a while! Do you want to see the new girls?" As I hand her my hour donation, I said, that's Ok, just bring me a nice girl. I'm sure glad I did.

I undress and sit on the edge of the table. A few minutes later, in comes Didi. A wonderful specimen from Korea. She's likely in her 40's but will pass as a 30 yo vixen. She has a nice face, long flowing hair, beautifully done bolt ons and a banging body. She takes me to the TS and cleans all the right places. As it's the middle of summer, the sauna was skipped this time. Didi's back massage was very therapeutic. Long strokes, nice consistent pressure. This went on for maybe 20 minutes. Then came the hot towels to wipe me down. I thought to myself. Wait, what about my legs? -- I stayed quiet.

What happened next was next to bliss. Her soft touch technique brought junior to attention quicker than Maverick goes supersonic. It could not be described, it has to be experienced. Now that I'm ass up and at full attention, I was asked to flip. She asked, what are we doing today honey? To which I replied. Everything of course! I sit on the edge of the table again as she gets her supplies. She comes back to the room and undresses. Curves in all the right places. She starts by sucking on my nipples, followed by a nice CBJ. I asked to DATY but was an upsell of twenty more. I declined. I motioned to get back on the table but she laughed and said, no, I'm getting on the table. CBJ was followed by mish and doggy and that's all I could muster. After cleanup, she lays next to me like an old girlfriend. We talk about life among other things. She gets up and says. I'm going to get a hot towel and more massage.

She gets back to the room, wipes me down and gives me the most glorious foot and leg massage EVAR. I got my full hour and a bottle of water and off I went with a smile on my face. $1. 6 donation to Didi. Well worth it.

Didi works Monday through Thursday only. She says she is staying in the area for a while but knowing how J&why rotates girls, she'll probably be gone next month. Get her while you can gents!

They use to have some great talent right before COVID and during as well. BUT wow, I am impressed. DeeDee is a 10 all the way around. She was there once before. Simply gorgeous. Highly Highly recommended.

[PuntaJaco43]

So you are worried about bacteria but let her give you a CBJ with one of their condoms? But wouldn't eat her as she dangled the pussy Infront of you? Yup you have great self control.

Not sure what point you are trying to make regarding the house condoms. Are you implying that they re-use their rubbers? Do they take them back to the kitchenette, turn them inside out and wash them; roll them back-up and set them on the shelf for the next lucky monger? That's a stretch but I guess it could be a good cost cutting measure. I used to carry my own when visiting FS shops, but I stopped doing so because, if it wasn't used, I would invariably forget to take it out of my pocket before returning home. Could be a problem if the packet came out in the wash.

I do want to thank you for bringing something to my attention that I hadn't thought about: This provider had that condom rolling around in her mouth before she placed it on my dick. It was full of her bacteria. Everything being equal I guess a BBBJ would have been the same as a CBJ. I need to re-think this bacteria thing.

Thank-you again.

Regards.

PJ.

[Catsgalore]

I am new to the area from Calif. I am struggling to find a good AMP in the Ashburn area. I visited a place on Pipeline in Ashburn but there was no joy at all. I visited another place in Sterling, reported as Blue Tropics (actually has a different name). And this place was strictly HJ only. No touchy, no looky. I just signed up again for this forum as I closed my old one out when I left CA.

Can anyone give me some good recommendations in or near Ashburn?

Thanks!

[PuntaJaco43]

It's been a month since I last visited J&why. Today, I thought I'd pay them a visit. Called and mamasan answered, "Come on over, we have new girls!" So I scurried up the stairs and rang the doorbell. Mamasan opened the door and said "Heeeeey, its been a while! Do you want to see the new girls?" As I hand her my hour donation, I said, that's Ok, just bring me a nice girl. I'm sure glad I did.

I undress and sit on the edge of the table. A few minutes later, in comes Didi. A wonderful specimen from Korea. She's likely in her 40's but will pass as a 30 yo vixen. She has a nice face, long flowing hair, beautifully done bolt ons and a banging body. She takes me to the TS and cleans all the right places. As it's the middle of summer, the sauna was skipped this time. Didi's back massage was very therapeutic. Long strokes, nice consistent pressure. This went on for maybe 20 minutes. Then came the hot towels to wipe me down. I thought to myself. Wait, what about my legs? -- I stayed quiet.

What happened next was next to bliss. Her soft touch technique brought junior to attention quicker than Maverick goes supersonic. It could not be described, it has to be experienced. Now that I'm ass up and at full attention, I was asked to flip. She asked, what are we doing today honey? To which I replied. Everything of course! I sit on the edge of the table again as she gets her supplies. She comes back to the room and undresses. Curves in all the right places. She starts by sucking on my nipples, followed by a nice CBJ. I asked to DATY but was an upsell of twenty more. I declined. I motioned to get back on the table but she laughed and said, no, I'm getting on the table. CBJ was followed by mish and doggy and that's all I could muster. After cleanup, she lays next to me like an old girlfriend. We talk about life among other things. She gets up and says. I'm going to get a hot towel and more massage.

She gets back to the room, wipes me down and gives me the most glorious foot and leg massage EVAR. I got my full hour and a bottle of water and off I went with a smile on my face. $1. 6 donation to Didi. Well worth it.

Didi works Monday through Thursday only. She says she is staying in the area for a while but knowing how J&why rotates girls, she'll probably be gone next month. Get her while you can gents!

That was a gem of a review and the price was right on!

Regards.

Pj.

[SteveSmithAbq]

I gave her a call and asked her what her rate was and tell me about her sessions. She gave no answer and immediately hung up the phone. I was very friendly and polite on the phone. I assume she is a rip off and doesn't want to give any information. Why else would she hang up with a few simple questions. I also find it unique that she has been advertising for about 2 months and no one is posting. Either she is a total ripoff or she is so good no one is saying anything. I think it is the first option. Let's hear from anyone that has TOFTT.

HD 29.

TOFTT and it was def worth it: she's in her late 20's, gorgeous, very pleasant to talk to and opens her menu up a bit. No FS though, and what was offered was covered with some upsell.

Very soft massage, but seems trained. Very clean place with easy parking. Keeping the details light here (incl her name) because I'm not sure how comfortable she is with reviews.

Overall a great option for those of us that like dark chocolate.

[Harley Dude 29]

Hey Brothers. I'd greatly appreciate if any one had any info on this provider. Looks, service. Can't figure out what her name is:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...648770861.html

Thanks in advance.

I gave her a call and asked her what her rate was and tell me about her sessions. She gave no answer and immediately hung up the phone. I was very friendly and polite on the phone. I assume she is a rip off and doesn't want to give any information. Why else would she hang up with a few simple questions. I also find it unique that she has been advertising for about 2 months and no one is posting. Either she is a total ripoff or she is so good no one is saying anything. I think it is the first option. Let's hear from anyone that has TOFTT.

HD 29.

[PuntaJaco43]

Great review. How'd rate her massage skills?

There was no massage! LOL.

Nice lady though.

Regards.

Pj.

[PuntaJaco43]

PJ, You never know what else you like until your grocery store (for instance) discontinues one of your staples (say, TraderJoe's orange chicken) and you're forced to try something else. I read, "I am now staring up at this gorgeous hanging mass of Labia Maximus!. " I've seen Apple mentioned several times (there may be another escort Apple), but does she actually have visibly protruding lips? I ask because I find this rare in the lovely Asian MTs and have only seen in once in a Tysons' ASC provider I wish would resurface. Can anyone else confirm / deny this?

I like your analogy! Yes there are always options with woman as in life.

This labia was definitely hanging. From what I gathered from our short time, Apple has been there several years. Try her out and see what you think. I also feel that an older gal tends to hang more like hanging tits (not sagging). Maybe Gravity?

A hanging labia is not something that comes up as a topic of discussion on this board. Big tits and a bubble ass are of far greater importance but maybe we should pay more attention to this impressive part of a woman's anatomy.

Gentleman do better with the ladies.

Regards.

Pj.