Massage Parlor Reports

**NightHawk 1967** · 08-02-23 17:58

I be visiting your area soon and I RTFF. WTF? Last times I there I got plenty young cute nookies with my Milk and NDS! Look likes the yummy snacks is all gone!

I bets they is still some snacks hidden in your pantry but you is being secret cas of the heat in the kitchen. How about helping a senior monger out with the down low with a PM? You can check my posts, I is cool and will payback big if you is up in NC Virginia MD DC NJ Philly and NYC, where I travel with my biz and know the best spots for Triples A slits.

I be wanting 20's Latina most. I likes to taste local flavor so PR or Cuban would be real cool. I take pretty young white and black gals second. And young cute little Asian pussy is fine, but I gets that all the time.

Thanks guys!

**MarkGew** · 08-02-23 16:49

Originally Posted by CubsFanatic [View Original Post]

I had a dream last night that I had stopped by Gardenia ardenia and met their latest addition.

Her name was Amy. We started with a table shower and you know how I love table showers. Amy was beautiful, very playful and very attentive. We began with the thorough cleaning if you know what I mean and that included a little TUMA. On the flip Amy started with a BBBJ that put me over the top and left me speechless.

Back to the room we go or a gentle massage and a nice relaxing 15 minutes of total bliss.

This young woman is very beautiful and very friendly. She has small Cs all natural breasts a beautiful face and a clean runway. DATY was delicious.

I do enjoy Chinese food.

I can't say enough for the service I get at this place. I read a lot of reviews and I've tried a number of the places around town but for the money Gardenia has the best service I've seen..

That STG ad definitely fake.

**RowdyReptile** · 08-02-23 13:40

Originally Posted by Wayupinya [View Original Post]

I went there yesterday morning and got the new girl Yuki. She's very pretty, a little on the chunky side but not bad. Uneventful TS but back in the room things heated up. BBBBJ, DATY and FS in several positions. Not MM by any means but got the job done.

Does she use paper towel or Kleenex to wipe her mouth during BBBJ?

**Cubs Fanatic** · 08-02-23 12:38

I had a dream last night that I had stopped by Gardenia ardenia and met their latest addition.

Her name was Amy. We started with a table shower and you know how I love table showers. Amy was beautiful, very playful and very attentive. We began with the thorough cleaning if you know what I mean and that included a little TUMA. On the flip Amy started with a BBBJ that put me over the top and left me speechless.

Back to the room we go or a gentle massage and a nice relaxing 15 minutes of total bliss.

This young woman is very beautiful and very friendly. She has small Cs all natural breasts a beautiful face and a clean runway. DATY was delicious.

I do enjoy Chinese food.

I can't say enough for the service I get at this place. I read a lot of reviews and I've tried a number of the places around town but for the money Gardenia has the best service I've seen.

As usual PM me for all the details.

Play safe fellas and remember this was only a dream.

**Wayupinya** · 08-02-23 08:14

Originally Posted by RowdyReptile [View Original Post]

Same experience w Bobo, she's very attractive, but sucks in a bad way in everything. Robotic, scripted, no emotion, NO GFE, barely smiles, doesn't even dry you off from TS. Asking $ And tip from the git. Wanted 10 more for DATY, I told give me 50 for going down on you, shitty massage, shorted hr by 10 m, but I couldn't wait to get out of there, so that was the least of her negatives.

Wish I got to hear the Jamaican preacher, would've added to the experience.

I went there yesterday morning and got the new girl Yuki. She's very pretty, a little on the chunky side but not bad. Uneventful TS but back in the room things heated up. BBBBJ, DATY and FS in several positions. Not MM by any means but got the job done.

**AznWenis** · 08-02-23 07:20

Originally Posted by Nudeed [View Original Post]

Gardenia Spa rebranding?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/orlan...g/597200817862

Stopped by a few days ago and the quality of girls went downhill, I think both were in their 50's or late 40's.

**MarkGew** · 08-02-23 02:57

Originally Posted by Nightowl21 [View Original Post]

Dam, that's a pretty ballsy ad with the attention mp's are getting now. Guess we know who will be next on the list. Wonder if they posted it or a competitor trying to get them shut down?

You might be right about competition or maybe rouge employee?

**HCruz** · 08-01-23 21:41

Originally Posted by Nightowl21 [View Original Post]

Dam, that's a pretty ballsy ad with the attention mp's are getting now. Guess we know who will be next on the list. Wonder if they posted it or a competitor trying to get them shut down?

That was my thought exactly. Call me paranoid but I'd be weary of this one.

**Cubs Fanatic** · 08-01-23 21:18

Originally Posted by Nightowl21 [View Original Post]

Dam, that's a pretty ballsy ad with the attention mp's are getting now. Guess we know who will be next on the list. Wonder if they posted it or a competitor trying to get them shut down?

This is not Gardenia. The address and the phone is wrong.

**Nightowl21** · 08-01-23 20:27

Originally Posted by Nudeed [View Original Post]

Gardenia Spa rebranding?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/orlan...g/597200817862

Dam, that's a pretty ballsy ad with the attention mp's are getting now. Guess we know who will be next on the list. Wonder if they posted it or a competitor trying to get them shut down?

**Nudeed** · 08-01-23 19:52

Gardenia Spa rebranding?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/orlan...g/597200817862

**Rogue3003** · 08-01-23 16:02

I dreamed I was in winter park running errands, so I hit up the old faithful as I had an hour to burn. Can't add anything that hasn't already been said about Harold. It's a solid L1 option that delivers a great TS, rub, and standard finish every time. Treat the ladies respectfully and you will walk out feeling great.

**Dr Willy** · 08-01-23 15:50

First of the month and the AMPs that conduct regular staff rotation (as opposed to those that seem to keep the good ole regulars indefinitely) have all new talent! I actually called Ocean Star the afternoon of July 31st and was told that new girl starts tomorrow (Aug.1st) ... and when I asked her name (so I would know if I got the brand new one), I was told they didn't know yet because she was "coming in" later that evening!

In any case, New-Girl-Kiki at Ocean Star is serviceable, but nothing exceptional. Typical Asian butt (as in none), all natural B's that sagged a bit, and clean shaven sweet spot, however, Kiki seemed overly sensitive to touching those B's much at all, and equally sensitive to DATY (as in couldn't stand it much). The BBBJ was forgettable and the raincoat she used seemed to deaden much of the sensation for junior. I paid for the hour (80), but when I asked for Table Shower, she seemed to indicate she wanted 20 more! I "clarified" that 80 is for one hour WITH table shower and there wasn't any further fuss, but I'm not sure she had been properly trained on local customs/standards.

She did the table shower fully clothed (more indication that no one has told/trained her otherwise) and there was only a modicum of teasing. At least it wasn't entirely clinical. Back in the room, she did some nice back-walking, then immediately asked if I wanted a HJ. I advised that FS was my request and she eagerly agreed. I had contemplated starting out at offering 140, but didn't feel like doing any more haggling, so I handed her the standard 160 and she accepted without fuss. However, the FS was sorta rushed without any sort of foreplay or teasing at all (she doesn't seem to permit kissing of any kind... another detraction for my tastes), and she was very quicking egging me on to finish.

I would not repeat, although, with the recent losses in the area, this may be a more typical service level for the area these days.

**RowdyReptile** · 08-01-23 14:37

Originally Posted by GiddyD [View Original Post]

After the good reviews about BoBo I took the trip to Orlando and as I got close to the place I called to make sure they weren't busy, girl that answered said BoBo was available and I said ill be there in 10 minutes. I walked in the place, which is also located next to some strip mall church and was ushered in by a nice looking girl, I asked her name and she said BoBo and I replied awesome you're the one I want. She placed me in a room and said she would be back, and sat and listen to the Jamaican preacher next door shout about the HOLY GHOST MON. BoBO came back in and asked how long and I said and hour and gave her 80 + the 150 COD tokens needed to redeem one BIG BOI BOX. We went to the TS and laid on the gel bed and she did give me a through shower and a little play with some 69 thrown in, she finished told me to grab the tower and without saying anything started drying herself, she made no attempt to dry me off, so I dried myself off in the room, she grabbed a roll of paper towels and I tried to kiss her neck but she pushed me away with some bullshit that she is ticklish started giving me a BBBJ, and kept increasing her speed, I kept asking her to slow down but she doesn't understand English very well, I finally motioned to the main event. All the while she kept ripping paper towels and spitting and wiping her mouth, mind you, I arrived clean already, and she gave me a though shower but the way she kept using the paper towels it was like I was disgusting. Main event was even worse, she locked me in and wouldn't allow me to pound her, I could only get short strokes and was offput by the lack of enthusiasm that I just kept doing the short strokes until I blew in the bag she gave me a hot towel and a shitty thigh massage and sent me out the door..

Same experience w Bobo, she's very attractive, but sucks in a bad way in everything. Robotic, scripted, no emotion, NO GFE, barely smiles, doesn't even dry you off from TS. Asking $ And tip from the git. Wanted 10 more for DATY, I told give me 50 for going down on you, shitty massage, shorted hr by 10 m, but I couldn't wait to get out of there, so that was the least of her negatives.

Wish I got to hear the Jamaican preacher, would've added to the experience.

**FreakingMe** · 08-01-23 00:50

Good looking lady, quite talkative once I told her I had lived in her home town in China. Massage was very good, but main action was mediocre. She is very nice so can't get mad at her, it wasn't the best experience though perhaps because she didn't help create any mood. But was constantly yapping about some topic even as I was pounding her. She would only stop talking to complain that I was too big and take very long. Which I did, true, because she was killing the mood. Anyway, my mistake for engaging too much with her Chinese. I was going for friendly but ended up way out there in the friends zone with her. .