Massage Parlor Reports

[OF Charlie]

Last time I got dinged for this hahaha. Between the promotion and the multiple handles it really has watered down this and the AMP forum. Trying to go through the spam makes it hard to monger. Would be nice if real reviews came through without saying best ever etc. And not the new users. Odd that a lot of times the criticism is not handled well. Makes you think. In other news has anyone tried the massage place on Belmont bordering Elmwood park? Looks promising but don't want one of the Northside papasan places.

Multiple handles? Poster TheRedStar just wrote a review for Judy at Tokyo on Monday. Are you saying that is my handle too? He has 130 posts. If you check his post history, the posts go back to 2017 covering multiple spas. There are other reviews of Tokyo by senior members, not newbies. Here is another example. Poster Satriani's review on Tokyo, post# 30552. He has 162 posts, going all the way back to 2010. I guess I had this second handle for all those years, just waiting to write a review for Tokyo? His review wasn't even all positive too. If you want to say something negative about a place, at least go try it first and write about your experience. I tell people about Tokyo because it's the only place that does nuru with authentic nuru gel. What about the famous Anne. There are at least 15 positive reviews for her, most of them by senior members. Are those all my handles too???

I have said this before, if you or anyone else don't like my posts just add me to your ignore list. It's really that simple. I will add you to my ignore list since you can't appreciate legit reviews by legit posters. Even fuckit216 posted a positive review for Judy too and he is mostly an Orange guy if you check his post history. So he is promoting Tokyo now?

[DMichaels69]

The best one was the girl from Hawaii looked older because of sun damage.

He gets paid by the owner per post.

Discounts at the spa.

Partner in the PD syndicate? This one is the least likely though.

Also, there are claims that many providers are based in California. As he put it, the girls get 60% of the tips. Probably false. Out west, decent looking girls command a minimum $200 tip for FS at the spas. He's saying they fly here, just to make less. Huge red flag. There is something very shady going on here.

[OF Charlie]

And you are completely missing the point of my original post. All you saw was criticism that for some reason compelled you to reply with that nonsensical analogy. Is there a specific reason you go out of your way to defend / promote these spots?

I write about girls who are worth seeing, not spots. I posted 2 reviews for girls at Orange a few weeks ago. If you know anything about Orange and PD, they are fierce competitors. The bookers hate each other.

You said you didn't like the wait at PD, so all I said was you can go to another place if you don't like the wait. The Portillo / McDonald's analogy was the same idea. If you don't like the wait at Portillo, you can go next door to McDonald's or another restaurant. I wasn't saying Portillo is better than McDonald's or any other restaurants. Simply saying you as the consumer can choose to go anywhere. Don't like any particular place, go somewhere else. It's that simple.

[HDick]

Question, is this the same Anne from PD a couple months ago? Where is Tokyo spa? Thank you for your help.

Tokyo Spa, S Halstead.

Late on a Friday. Rang bell. Waited. Rang bell again.

Eventually was met by Anne a 5', 120 lb Chinese woman and taken to temp room.

Then brought to another room for massage.

I was offered shower and said, "Sure. ".

She stripped naked and we walked to shower room. Stand up shower was performed w wand with attention to key regions. (Table shower is for $300 and uses NURU gel as noted by OF Charlie).

Back to room where I laid down face up. She said, "you want massage or just to fuk?" .went w / fuk.

BBBJ from side. Allowed rubbing kitty.

Then rolled in shield and said, "you fuck. ".

Had me get up and fuck her missionary from the table side.

Then flipped for standing doggy.

Eventually she went up on table with both knees and let me thrust into her.

Banged for 8- 10 min and wasn't in burst mode. The she asked if I wanted HJ. .sure. I lied down and She went table side. I was grabbing her ass and eventually put my finger up her ass a little and I finally blew.

Score: /160.

[Intelasex]

I've been in Chicagoland for just two years and I'm still trying to figure the place out. I've been to a lot of strip clubs and a few massage parlors. Coming from Michigan where the Detroit area strip clubs allow for everything, I find that the clubs here do not allow for extras and the VIP room is outside my budget. So, massage parlors are the way to go. The ones I have been to were Asian, which was very good, but I would like to have some variety. What massage parlors have more diverse women?

[Jinurso]

Man, I left Chicagolandbodyrubs.com for dead a few months ago but they've had a nice resurgence this summer. One girl there brought her entire crew with her and now the place is full of 20-something Latinas.

Most of then are new to sex work but the new girls I've seen so far (Danielle and Cassandra) have been eager to please.

I already reviewed Danielle. Let's talk Cassandra. For the first time ever a CLM girl actually looks better than her photo. I thought from the pic that she might be a little chubby. But Cassandra is actually gorgeous. Great body, not even thick like Bella and Camilla. She resembles Danielle, but is really done up like she's going to a club. She's hot. Sexy voice.

The usual +100/+200 CBJ / cfs. Did some LFK which I don't think she was expecting at first so I pulled back even though she voluntarily kissed me later on, probably after she got comfortable. These new girls are all trying to figure their limits out which is the only down side to seeing newbies.

DATY was the best part. She really loves it and cums hard. She was wavering on the CBJ vs BBBJ. She opted for the CBJ but was doing some ball licking, which is actually encouraging as she gets more comfortable with the work over time.

Overall, she's got a ton of potential. Expect her menu to ebb and flow over time as she gets settled in. My advice is to not try to push her boundaries too hard or she'll shut down instead of open up.

[ThrilHouse]

He gets paid by the owner per post.

Discounts at the spa.

Partner in the PD syndicate? This one is the least likely though.

Also, there are claims that many providers are based in California. As he put it, the girls get 60% of the tips. Probably false. Out west, decent looking girls command a minimum $200 tip for FS at the spas. He's saying they fly here, just to make less. Huge red flag. There is something very shady going on here.

Last time I got dinged for this hahaha. Between the promotion and the multiple handles it really has watered down this and the AMP forum. Trying to go through the spam makes it hard to monger. Would be nice if real reviews came through without saying best ever etc. And not the new users. Odd that a lot of times the criticism is not handled well. Makes you think. In other news has anyone tried the massage place on Belmont bordering Elmwood park? Looks promising but don't want one of the Northside papasan places.

[OF Charlie]

So yesterday after a busy weekend traveling, I got off the plane and was in the mood so I reached out to a good friend, Charlie and asked about Tokyo and got Judy. Those of you have been there knows Judy is awesome and those of you who have not had pleasure. Today is our last day unfortunately. So here's the rundown I went in met with another girl I did not get her name. She had two natural melons told her I was here for Judy. Judy came out the back, guided me to the room. We took care of business $$$ I wanted to full experience because I've heard about the nuru experience and honestly, I can remember one of my first post here years ago, being about nuru and where to find places where I can get it unfortunately, tons of research we did not have anything like that in Chicago, so Tokyo peak my interest because a lot of you went and it was "Charlie stamped " those of you know Charlie via post he make here knows he does great detailed post, and if you have tried some of the same delicacies that he has knows that if he puts his stamp on it, it's good. After I took care of business with Judy go straight to the table shower, Judy has a banging body nice tits, perky ass she does the glide really well clean me very thoroughly. Unfortunately I'm not into DATO I told her it flipped over she got straight to business BBBJ very good very long after a while she goes for the cat bath every inch did not miss. Walks me into the next room straight to business BBBJ 15 straight minutes. I guess she wanted me to pop, but it takes a little more skill after she got tired she got on top rough pounding another 15 minutes had her shaking. She wanted to switch. Doggy pounded until she came. We exchanged numbers and laugh about the whole thing. She's going to Cali for those who who want to know I might just fly out. I have to go there next month, so who knows. $$$ was kind of steep, however, definitely worth it for the experience but the entire set up is great. Those of you who wants to know where it is. It's right across the street from RL.

Thanks for the shout out, I appreciate it. I didn't even post a review for Judy. She was a great find, so wanted to keep her to myself haha. She is a true FOB. Arrived in the US only on 7/9. Worked as a KTV girl back in China. Claimed she never fucked any clients. Even if she did, the volume definitely is not as high as a sauna girl.

Now the good news, she is coming back! She took a 6 am flight out to LA this morning and is taking a red eye flight back tonight lol. Booker just noticed she had two wonderful reviews yesterday, so asked her to return lol. Good strategy. That was how Anne got famous. Booker kept scheduling her while there was a buzz on her. Probably avoid Judy tomorrow morning though since she is taking a red eye flight.

[OF Charlie]

How do you know so many tiny details about so many girls and places, Do you monger several times a day?

Haha, I wish.

I know because I saw her and wrote a review for her. I have her wechat.

[Moejoo]

Yes, the same Monica that was just at PD from 7/27 to 7/31. The Twitter pics have her in the same necklace as the one pic from PD website. You can use that as your confirmation that the pics are real. The pics are touched up obviously, but it's her.

How do you know so many tiny details about so many girls and places, Do you monger several times a day?

[OF Charlie]

I saw a girl name Monica showing on Tokyo's twitter feed with different pictures. Is this the same Monica that was previously at PD?

Yes, the same Monica that was just at PD from 7/27 to 7/31. The Twitter pics have her in the same necklace as the one pic from PD website. You can use that as your confirmation that the pics are real. The pics are touched up obviously, but it's her.

[SpaGuy21]

What does that have to do with anything? Two different types of fast food places. There's also a Portillo's by a McDonalds on Archer. Both are always packed. Also, Portillo's always takes way longer to get your order. That explains why there is always a long line there. I can guarantee you McDonald's has way more sales per day than Portillo's.

So, you're saying that PD is overpriced garbage for suckers from out of town?

Well, I wanted a combo dipped, but all I got was a Happy Meal.

This whole fast food restaurant comparison is actually a great analogy. McDonald's being your basic jack shack, no frills you know what you're getting. Portillos representing this whole Chinatown chain of apts and storefronts with slightly elevated service. But, ultimately, a get them in, get them out service with adequate service to fill your craving though half the time ends up disappointing. And then, being Chicago, you have your true gems. No crazy marketing campaigns, ad nauseum report regurgitation, small, one-off gems. You know them by word of mouth or discovered them through trial and error but these franchises and chains aren't in the same league as your local spot, whether it's Johnnie's, Al's, (insert your favorite local spot), etc. Personally, I don't do McDonald's or Portillo's as I'd like to think I have a discerning taste, but that's just me. Anyone else getting hungry? Hahaha!!

[GeneralObvious]

And you are completely missing the point of my original post. All you saw was criticism that for some reason compelled you to reply with that nonsensical analogy. Is there a specific reason you go out of your way to defend / promote these spots?

He gets paid by the owner per post.

Discounts at the spa.

Partner in the PD syndicate? This one is the least likely though.

Also, there are claims that many providers are based in California. As he put it, the girls get 60% of the tips. Probably false. Out west, decent looking girls command a minimum $200 tip for FS at the spas. He's saying they fly here, just to make less. Huge red flag. There is something very shady going on here.

[SkipF69]

Not the Monica from las vegas that was here a month ago. Sf.

I saw a girl name Monica showing on Tokyo's twitter feed with different pictures. Is this the same Monica that was previously at PD?

[Wendler531]

I saw a girl name Monica showing on Tokyo's twitter feed with different pictures. Is this the same Monica that was previously at PD?