Massage Parlor Reports

**RowdyReptile** · 08-01-23 14:37

Originally Posted by GiddyD [View Original Post]

After the good reviews about BoBo I took the trip to Orlando and as I got close to the place I called to make sure they weren't busy, girl that answered said BoBo was available and I said ill be there in 10 minutes. I walked in the place, which is also located next to some strip mall church and was ushered in by a nice looking girl, I asked her name and she said BoBo and I replied awesome you're the one I want. She placed me in a room and said she would be back, and sat and listen to the Jamaican preacher next door shout about the HOLY GHOST MON. BoBO came back in and asked how long and I said and hour and gave her 80 + the 150 COD tokens needed to redeem one BIG BOI BOX. We went to the TS and laid on the gel bed and she did give me a through shower and a little play with some 69 thrown in, she finished told me to grab the tower and without saying anything started drying herself, she made no attempt to dry me off, so I dried myself off in the room, she grabbed a roll of paper towels and I tried to kiss her neck but she pushed me away with some bullshit that she is ticklish started giving me a BBBJ, and kept increasing her speed, I kept asking her to slow down but she doesn't understand English very well, I finally motioned to the main event. All the while she kept ripping paper towels and spitting and wiping her mouth, mind you, I arrived clean already, and she gave me a though shower but the way she kept using the paper towels it was like I was disgusting. Main event was even worse, she locked me in and wouldn't allow me to pound her, I could only get short strokes and was offput by the lack of enthusiasm that I just kept doing the short strokes until I blew in the bag she gave me a hot towel and a shitty thigh massage and sent me out the door..

Same experience w Bobo, she's very attractive, but sucks in a bad way in everything. Robotic, scripted, no emotion, NO GFE, barely smiles, doesn't even dry you off from TS. Asking $ And tip from the git. Wanted 10 more for DATY, I told give me 50 for going down on you, shitty massage, shorted hr by 10 m, but I couldn't wait to get out of there, so that was the least of her negatives.

Wish I got to hear the Jamaican preacher, would've added to the experience.

**FreakingMe** · 08-01-23 00:50

Good looking lady, quite talkative once I told her I had lived in her home town in China. Massage was very good, but main action was mediocre. She is very nice so can't get mad at her, it wasn't the best experience though perhaps because she didn't help create any mood. But was constantly yapping about some topic even as I was pounding her. She would only stop talking to complain that I was too big and take very long. Which I did, true, because she was killing the mood. Anyway, my mistake for engaging too much with her Chinese. I was going for friendly but ended up way out there in the friends zone with her. .

**GiddyD** · 07-31-23 23:47

After the good reviews about BoBo I took the trip to Orlando and as I got close to the place I called to make sure they weren't busy, girl that answered said BoBo was available and I said ill be there in 10 minutes. I walked in the place, which is also located next to some strip mall church and was ushered in by a nice looking girl, I asked her name and she said BoBo and I replied awesome you're the one I want. She placed me in a room and said she would be back, and sat and listen to the Jamaican preacher next door shout about the HOLY GHOST MON. BoBO came back in and asked how long and I said and hour and gave her 80 + the 150 COD tokens needed to redeem one BIG BOI BOX. We went to the TS and laid on the gel bed and she did give me a through shower and a little play with some 69 thrown in, she finished told me to grab the tower and without saying anything started drying herself, she made no attempt to dry me off, so I dried myself off in the room, she grabbed a roll of paper towels and I tried to kiss her neck but she pushed me away with some bullshit that she is ticklish started giving me a BBBJ, and kept increasing her speed, I kept asking her to slow down but she doesn't understand English very well, I finally motioned to the main event. All the while she kept ripping paper towels and spitting and wiping her mouth, mind you, I arrived clean already, and she gave me a though shower but the way she kept using the paper towels it was like I was disgusting. Main event was even worse, she locked me in and wouldn't allow me to pound her, I could only get short strokes and was offput by the lack of enthusiasm that I just kept doing the short strokes until I blew in the bag she gave me a hot towel and a shitty thigh massage and sent me out the door.

I paid for the hour and was rushed out after 32 minutes. Woke up with a headache, unsatisfied and still hearing the Jamaican preacher still yelling about the SPIRIT OF the HOLY GHOST MON, WELCOME ONE UND ALL TO the HOUSE OF DISAPOINTMENT. MON.

That sucked.

**Baal1618** · 07-31-23 19:57

Stop in at Semoran massage the other day meet the cute Bobo, choose a hour and off we went to the shower she started washing all the right spots and did a nice little body slide just the middle Cece come in. And they started talk and Bobo said they had to switch because her had a appointment come. So Cece came in and started the shower all over and had an alight BBBJ. Then back to the room and stared with a little massage lot of teasing and on the flip. She went right to some more BBBJ which turned to 69 pretty quick. We then went to the main event started in mission and then I got her on top, were I filled the bag and she cleaned me up with a hot towel. 8 house and 1. 5 tip and ended up with a a hour and quarter out the door. So not to bad and will have to repeat and try to get a whole Bobo treatment.

**OnTheGoInMco** · 07-31-23 00:33

Finally had a chance to check out Sakura Massage (near Universal) the other day and it was an entirely forgettable experience. 80 for the hour and 40 tip for the usual. While there wasn't anything wrong with the massage, it was VERY "mid". Very forgettable with not much pressure and moments where it seemed like she almost fell asleep. She looked like the typical asian massage girl in the area, mid-40's with a tight t-shirt and shorts. Cute but not memorable. There was no teasing AT ALL and I had almost started to think it may not be in the cards, but she got VERY flirty at the flip. Quick light massage on the front and she got right to business with decent technique and full roaming up top allowed. She shorted me about 10 minutes also, which I didn't mention but it is annoying.

Overall it was fine. But I don't think I would return since the massage was just so forgettable. Too many other good options in the area.

**LowSlung** · 07-30-23 17:00

Hey fellas, I was in Waterford Lakes today and had to pass King spa on my way out there, the door was open and there was a small black SUV backed in in front of the door. I couldn't see anything else. On my way back the for was closed and the SUV was gone. Don't know if it means anything or not, just wanted to let everyone know. This was today July 30th at around 2:30 pm.

**RunningLate** · 07-30-23 11:58

Finally had the chance to go to S. M. Busy place for sure. I opted for an hour. The lady that greeted me definitely wasn't BoBo. Not bad, big tits, but not BoBo from what has been described in prior reports. Shuffled me off to room and I saw a very attractive younger Asian female. She said her name was BOBO. Told her I wanted her. I think this pissed off the first woman I saw but what the hell. BoBo's table shower was great. She was wearing a very short dress, no bra, no panties. She cleans you thoroughly with lots of playing. Back at the room very short massage, but that was fine with me. We agreed on $150 and then it was game on. Off came the dress and the best BBBJ I've had in a long time. She's very clean and shaved smooth. Switched to 69 which was also fantastic! She's very enthusiastic in everything we did. Decided to give her a ride and she place the cover on with her mouth. Multiple positions but decide to go back to 69 for the finish. She spins around and starts a very gentle prostate massage and HJ while I was playing with her pussy. Great ending!! One of the best times I've had in a while!! She smiles the entire time like she's enjoying it, who knows if it's legit, but she is definitely fun to play with. I would return today if I had time, but I can't, cause I'm runninglate!! Total -80 house +150. Money well spent in my opinion!

**MarkGew** · 07-30-23 06:45

Originally Posted by Xaddie [View Original Post]

Seems they copy and pasted a review from around May they made. They just changed the ending.

Aww shucks. Too good to be true. My mina worked at milk. I was there that dreaded Monday morning and got bella. Mina may have already left?? I never asked Keiko to many questions.

**Xaddie** · 07-30-23 01:15

Originally Posted by MarkGew [View Original Post]

What king are you referring to?

Seems they copy and pasted a review from around May they made. They just changed the ending.

**FreakingMe** · 07-30-23 00:01

She's a nice lady, decent body for her age, quite obsessed with cleanliness (to the point of removing some of the joy of the action). Didn't seem to enjoy DATY too much but faked it well. For the standard 80+160 it's not a bad session, but if you want some GFE you need to look elsewhere.

**ThatBroThere** · 07-29-23 23:31

Originally Posted by Looker12 [View Original Post]

Just a dream, this gorgeous petite Asian met me at the door, Mina!! Such a cute outfit and smile! Guided me into the room and immediately started with DFK, awesome kisser. Won't get into all the details but it was like an Asian model stepped out of a Magazine and was your freaky, intimate girlfriend for an hour doing everything you dreamed of, perfect D breasts, tight ass, perfect lips and the list goes on. When we were finished we both just relaxed for about 10 minutes. Don't think a dream could get any better than this. Returning soon!. Not Really. Truly Dreaming. Anyone heard from Mina? She was perfect!

Are you saying Mina is back?? Is king spa back?

**MarkGew** · 07-29-23 16:15

Originally Posted by Looker12 [View Original Post]

Just a dream, this gorgeous petite Asian met me at the door, Mina!! Such a cute outfit and smile! Guided me into the room and immediately started with DFK, awesome kisser. Won't get into all the details but it was like an Asian model stepped out of a Magazine and was your freaky, intimate girlfriend for an hour doing everything you dreamed of, perfect D breasts, tight ass, perfect lips and the list goes on. When we were finished we both just relaxed for about 10 minutes. Don't think a dream could get any better than this. Returning soon!. Not Really. Truly Dreaming. Anyone heard from Mina? She was perfect!

What king are you referring to?

**MessyMarvin24** · 07-29-23 11:04

Took me a while to find the trailer style house / building based off the google map directions. Pretty cute woman answered the door and took me into a room on the left. She asked if I been there before I said no and she said okay we don't recognize you or your car. Strong massage then on the flip asked if I wanted a massage there. I asked if for BJ and she said 200 I said no it's okay. Took me down to 110 with DATY. Dimmed lights got on top for 69. Wasn't worth it as she used her hand and I could barely get DATY because of the rush. Could have just said no BJ DATY okay. She was nice and attractive but on the flip was upselling and I got sucked in without getting sucked. Thought I was going to get a better experience when she said okay to BJ. I asked her about it and she said I thought you meant you give me lick. Will continue the area search for the go to spot.

Stay safe.

**NickbSmith66** · 07-28-23 21:29

I can confirm the You is closed. Just stopped by lights out and door is locked. No sign saying as to whether moved anywhere.

**Dr Willy** · 07-28-23 20:21

Originally Posted by Wayupinya [View Original Post]

Was in there yesterday and the girl I was with was telling that they are either closing or moving to a different location at the end of this month. Kind of hard to really understand her due to the language barrier but in any case according to her this location will be closed by the 31st of this month. I for one hope they are just moving and not closing as this has been my go-to spot since the closing of the big 3.

Although not widely known, and, frankly not really proven, U-Massage has been closely associated with Spa Serenity in the Lockhart area. If that's even close to true, someone may get the lowdown on U-Massage by asking one of the more well-established girls at Spa Serenity.

The reason I openly speculate about that association is that several U-Massage girls have been known to show up at Spa Serenity on occasion (including the widely touted Jenny), and vice versa. The one time I asked one of the girls at Spa Serenity why she was THERE, when she was normally at U-Massage, the answer I got was that she was "helping out a friend." I took that to mean she was covering for a short-term staff shortage at Spa Serenity.

Whether the places are actually owned by the same outfit (I'm guessing not), or they just know one another and source their talent from the same pool of girls (which is my guess), doesn't matter... only that a well-informed girl at Spa Serenity may know where to point us for the U-Massage talent.

I'm not going to be in the area anytime soon, so I'm hoping one (or more) of you guys will ask and let us know what you're told.