Massage Parlor Reports

[TeaBitch6]

Can anyone that has a rubmap account post bare69's review of Jenny? I appreciate it.

[JohnG01]

The AdultSearch ads are for the crew I call the CFG: Chinese Fuckery Group. Because fuckery abounds with them.

Fake photos always. You have to be willing to walk when she's an uggo or a fatty. Some winners for sure but you'll have to deal with fuckery.

Do a search here for CFG and you'll get lots of past intel.

I now have exactly 2 experiences. The first was a long time ago. First try with them. I met a reasonably attractive lady who definitely passed for late 20's. Service was scripted but not bad. In and out quick.

Today, I found myself in the general vicinity with time to kill and an alibi. Thought what the hell, let's see what's on offer. I was given an address that was 10 minutes or so from where I was. No prices were mentioned. I hit the atm assuming the normal half hour donation. I the made my way to the address. After 5 ish minutes of silence, I was about to leave when I was asked to go to a different location 10 minutes away. I was told there would be 2 girls to choose from. I almost bailed then but figured I was in this far I may as well go see. So I get there and again responses are slow. Finally I'm called by a woman with a thick accent and asked a couple profile questions. All good I'm given the unit #. Upon entry I'm met by a woman I'd guess to be in her 40's. She's definitely not my type not quite bbw but very "full". Now some guys like that. I even like that on occasion but I was told that there would be 2 girls to chose from and they were 22. I didn't believe the age but in this case there was only 1 woman and she was likely twice the age of 22. I politely left.

Figured I may as well do the rounds and stopped at a couple massage parlors in the Wallingford vicinity. I both cases I was met by women in their 40's who just didn't do it for me.

Thankfully the big head was in charge today so my pocket book is still full and I'm definitely still free.

[LiteSoda]

Can confirm this one in Kirkland. Met a young (for WA, 35-45) provider named Cici. Short, a little thicc, and mediocre massage and HJ. 50 for HH, 60 for HE. Dropped her to reveal a bra, but that's it. Mild OTC roaming, HJ was just a standard tug with some ball rub. Nothing to write home about it but a cheap option in the area from a non-granny.

Cici was cute and English was good.

Did she have a little white dog hanging out at the shop?

[MikeWall]

Me, too, going to start using this.

Bakers and donuts. I love it!

[GeniusCasanova]

Can confirm this one in Kirkland. Met a young (for WA, 35-45) provider named Cici. Short, a little thicc, and mediocre massage and HJ. 50 for HH, 60 for HE. Dropped her to reveal a bra, but that's it. Mild OTC roaming, HJ was just a standard tug with some ball rub. Nothing to write home about it but a cheap option in the area from a non-granny.

Cici was cute and English was good.

[Loopguystl]

Hi All,

I know a couple that offer a handy (and more) after a few sessions. These are legit therapists and not an AMP or AAMPs. I would love to exchange intel. I imagine some of you know folks I don't know about and vice versa. So let's spread the joy.

But please I am not looking for the obvious ones. If they post on the other board, STG or have a neon sign outside, then that is not what I am looking for.

[KnoxNenters]

There's a new parlor called Kiwi Spa next to Bomei in Lake City 125th and 35th. It used to be a dentist. Has anyone tried it?

For a moment, I thought I'd TOFTT and scout something new in the area for all you slimy mongers. Only problem is the level of sketchiness there was too ripe. There is a homeless encampment one block away, with everyone languishing on Fentanyl or lack of inspiration, just zonked in their makeshift shelters preparing for the evening aead. In the vacated building across the street from Kiwi to the north, a tweaker was strewing the contents of his backpack all over the parking lot and just standing, bent over with hands on knees staring at the pavement below. Surely he must have lost something, if not his soul. A police SUV was parked on the meridian, empty.

It was almost impossible to find this place. The only hint is if you look behind the bus stop shelter, you'll see the entrance. On the corner, a small sandwich board sign proclaiming its existence as new is only readable on 35th if you stop at the light waiting for it to turn green. It's one of those invisible hints that something exists in the dull interior of the nondescript building. The window next to the little announcement sign was covered in a large piece of plywood, just waiting for some cans of spray paint to gussy up the place.

At the bus shelter, a crew of teenage boys were haggling each other, looking ready to ridicule anyone who stepped into Kiwi, a mere 12 feet away. I just sat in my car for about 5 minutes taking it all in. This city is a fucking mess now. At least three homeless people meandered around the lot, prodding bushes, pulling empty shopping carts and again, throwing the contents of their backpack all over the parking lot across the street. It all had a certain consistency to its depravity.

Once the bus carted away the youth I made my move. All I wanted to do was satisfy my curiosity. The front door had a camera above. A hopeful sign. I walked in.

The entrance lobby was still frozen in time. This is a dental group building likely built in 1974, and probably vacated five years ago, as far as appearances go. A small bell beckons you to announce yourself at the reception desk, vacated in 2018 by Vicky, who's now retired on Vashon Island, sorting out her scrapbooks and talking to her sisters in Arkansas and Utah. Leftover furniture and remnants of office decor lay strewn about, untouched. This was not a spa. It was a graveyard.

She came out in her bright pink t-shirt and platinum pink mismatched pleated mini-skirt, two sizes too big. Her hair pulled back in a simple ponytail, she wore round frames over her blemished face. "I'm sorry, I am with someone right now. Could you please come back in forty minutes? I will see you then. " I nodded in respect to the direness of her situation. The place was dark, run-down and unsafe in general. She is alone there, and the front door is not locked. There is no possible way she is running the business. There is no possible way she is there by choice.

This is the massage cartel at its worst, folks. Do not patronize these places thinking you'll score some rare discovery. You're not going to save this person, but you should probably save yourself from the panoramic risks surrounding this place. I immediately left and instead went to QQ (sign says Stone Point Massage) just a few blocks up on Lake City Way, and had an amazing walk-in session with Lucy, who was eating a plate of little black fermented balls. I recovered quickly from what looked to be a regretful move for all of you.

Lucy is really cute, too. CBJ, DATY with a naked session. She's a great handworker. I would definitely repeat, and suck on those jumbo nipples again.

[Sea He Newb]

Candy at smiling art a month or so ago, great attitude, good massage, no negotiation, . 8 total. Been to smiling art plenty of times, but as usual, she's may not be there same.

Different Candy at Eternity, barely any teasing, pretty meh message, attitude wasn't bad but felt very uninterested / mechanical. Second time at Eternity, very different experience than the first which great. $ total.

Where can I find some big (natural) titties to play with? The bigger the better. I'm only interested in HE, maybe boob job. I was lucky enough to visit Lin's last year when I first got into the hobby, but was too green to ask Ms. Wonderful to take her goodies out Ideally the location is around or south of eternity and around or north of Sodo.

Thanks, and happy hobbying.

[Moose21]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/puyal...8/378804100297

Has anyone been to this place? Except for the phone number, the ad is identical to a place in Olympia I had fun at recently.

Thanks.

[NeedsGlasses]

Bakers and donuts. I love it!

I was looking for a massage, but I also wanted to cheer myself up.

Walked-in and got Mia. Mia is a petite MILF. She looks okay, and she might have been a spinner during her younger days. She had B cups that sag a little bit. She gave a below average massage with okay strength. No teasing during the massage. We negotiated on the flip 1.7 donuts (total of 2.4 donuts) for a full service. She started with CBJ over 69. I could tell that she was enjoying it because she would take short pauses until she came. DATY felt clean. The session got really bad during CFS due to the following interruptions:

- It started getting busy, and customers started coming in, and there were only 2 bakers working at that time. There are monitors inside the room, so you would know what is going on outside the room.....-

[Doctor Pepper]

Can confirm SeaBreeze is HE and not manual (thank goodness). Stopped in last week to check it out, was greeted by the MS (Jimi?) who is a cute little thing. My mistake thinking she was going to be the one doing the massage. Handed over my. 7 for the hour, shown to the room, then got switched up 5 minutes later. Gigi was her name. Wore a mask but I was happy even with the switch. She was curvy, flirty, and friendly. Nice relaxing massage with all the right teasing, flip, no negotiation about tip (just a quick, "You do yourself?" question and a quick "Nope" from me), before she went to work. . 40 tip, left happy.

Fast forward to today, Jimi greeted me, but a customer had come JUST before me and she was already about to start with him. I came early so there was nobody else working. She called her other employee on the phone (Lisa) and told me to wait 15 minutes. Ok no problem, I can wait. Lisa came after 15 minutes, was slightly younger (but Jimi is cuter, in my opinion). A more mechanical massage, less teasing, until she got to the legs. After the flip, here came the negotiations, killing the mood. And she really would not budge on. 60. I ended up tipping. 20 for the massage and leaving frustrated. Nice girl, just stubborn negotiator.

All in all, I'll probably be back, but not to see Lisa. Still want to try Jimi. Gigi is apparently gone now (so Lisa says), so who knows.

Happy hobbying,

DrP.

[MntSigma]

Hello. Member from denver. Looking for something near SeaTac. Unfortunately only in town two days. Would prefer a place that offers FS and not by some old HAG. Willing to share any info on Denver scene. Thanks for the help. Feel free to PM.

[KnoxNenters]

Can confirm. She's at 31X NW 85th St. I'm not sure how long she will be there, though, so act fast.

She just told me she has to pack up and go to China tomorrow. But don't worry, she'll be back at the end of September. She's supposed to let me know as soon as she's back. I'll let y'all know.

[HouseFriedRice]

I don't know about help with getting hard (still OK at 60) but taking Zinc sure makes for a bigger load. I've a few ladies be surprised.

How much zinc are you taking per day? I take some sometimes during the winter, but even 50 mg can make me a bit nauseous and not sure I noticed any diff in the volume of loads, though I didn't really take it too consistently.

[SomeOne8492]

There's a new parlor called Kiwi Spa next to Bomei in Lake City 125th and 35th. It used to be a dentist. Has anyone tried it?