Massage Parlor Reports

[Doctor Pepper]

Can confirm SeaBreeze is HE and not manual (thank goodness). Stopped in last week to check it out, was greeted by the MS (Jimi?) who is a cute little thing. My mistake thinking she was going to be the one doing the massage. Handed over my. 7 for the hour, shown to the room, then got switched up 5 minutes later. Gigi was her name. Wore a mask but I was happy even with the switch. She was curvy, flirty, and friendly. Nice relaxing massage with all the right teasing, flip, no negotiation about tip (just a quick, "You do yourself?" question and a quick "Nope" from me), before she went to work. . 40 tip, left happy.

Fast forward to today, Jimi greeted me, but a customer had come JUST before me and she was already about to start with him. I came early so there was nobody else working. She called her other employee on the phone (Lisa) and told me to wait 15 minutes. Ok no problem, I can wait. Lisa came after 15 minutes, was slightly younger (but Jimi is cuter, in my opinion). A more mechanical massage, less teasing, until she got to the legs. After the flip, here came the negotiations, killing the mood. And she really would not budge on. 60. I ended up tipping. 20 for the massage and leaving frustrated. Nice girl, just stubborn negotiator.

All in all, I'll probably be back, but not to see Lisa. Still want to try Jimi. Gigi is apparently gone now (so Lisa says), so who knows.

Happy hobbying,

DrP.

[MntSigma]

Hello. Member from denver. Looking for something near SeaTac. Unfortunately only in town two days. Would prefer a place that offers FS and not by some old HAG. Willing to share any info on Denver scene. Thanks for the help. Feel free to PM.

[KnoxNenters]

Can confirm. She's at 31X NW 85th St. I'm not sure how long she will be there, though, so act fast.

She just told me she has to pack up and go to China tomorrow. But don't worry, she'll be back at the end of September. She's supposed to let me know as soon as she's back. I'll let y'all know.

[HouseFriedRice]

I don't know about help with getting hard (still OK at 60) but taking Zinc sure makes for a bigger load. I've a few ladies be surprised.

How much zinc are you taking per day? I take some sometimes during the winter, but even 50 mg can make me a bit nauseous and not sure I noticed any diff in the volume of loads, though I didn't really take it too consistently.

[SomeOne8492]

There's a new parlor called Kiwi Spa next to Bomei in Lake City 125th and 35th. It used to be a dentist. Has anyone tried it?

[HouseFriedRice]

Saw Lili, good looking spinner with B cups. I'd guess she's in her early 30's.

Nice relaxing massage overall, her signature seems to be getting up on the table and using her knees to massage your back and legs. She was also playful, slapping my butt and giggling or doing other sorta weird things that I found endearing. HE finish as she asked for $ $ for FS which is a bit high IMO and I didn't bring that with me today.

Even though she shorted me 10-15 minutes I'd still give her a thumbs up because I found her quite attractive and she has a great personality. Enjoy, but don't wear her out!

[Xxp13]

How did you decide that these were the code words to use?

Facepalm.

You get the point. Face palm on you.

[VillageRat]

How did you decide that these were the code words to use?

Facepalm.

I was looking for a massage, but I also wanted to cheer myself up.

Walked-in and got Mia. Mia is a petite MILF. She looks okay, and she might have been a spinner during her younger days. She had B cups that sag a little bit. She gave a below average massage with okay strength. No teasing during the massage. We negotiated on the flip 1.7 donuts (total of 2.4 donuts) for a full service. She started with CBJ over 69. I could tell that she was enjoying it because she would take short pauses until she came. DATY felt clean. The session got really bad during CFS due to the following interruptions:

- It started getting busy, and customers started coming in, and there were only 2 bakers working at that time. There are monitors inside the room, so you would know what is going on outside the room.

- A customer walked in, but he started talking so loud because he got told to wait in another room.

- Another customer walked in, but refused to wait in another room and stood up in the hallway arguing with another baker. I guess he did not understand that it was just a temporary waiting area as other customer has to leave for privacy reason.

[Xxp13]

I was looking for a massage, but I also wanted to cheer myself up.

Walked-in and got Mia. Mia is a petite MILF. She looks okay, and she might have been a spinner during her younger days. She had B cups that sag a little bit. She gave a below average massage with okay strength. No teasing during the massage. We negotiated on the flip 1.7 donuts (total of 2.4 donuts) for a full service. She started with CBJ over 69. I could tell that she was enjoying it because she would take short pauses until she came. DATY felt clean. The session got really bad during CFS due to the following interruptions:

- It started getting busy, and customers started coming in, and there were only 2 bakers working at that time. There are monitors inside the room, so you would know what is going on outside the room.

- A customer walked in, but he started talking so loud because he got told to wait in another room.

- Another customer walked in, but refused to wait in another room and stood up in the hallway arguing with another baker. I guess he did not understand that it was just a temporary waiting area as other customer has to leave for privacy reason.

I was so close to come into conclusion, but the interruptions killed the mood. I was never able to get off. Mia gave me her number instead to make a reservation as she promised to give me 1 hr service for the price of half hour. Honestly, I am not coming back. The massage places are getting expensive. The interruptions are not worth the experience. People need to learn how to be discreet. If it is busy, then just walk away!

[Regularity]

I stopped in a month or so ago. There was papasan sitting by the door. That was a first for me. I just turned around and left.

I know what you mean. Papasans out in full view make things strange and awkward. There was a place in Vancouver years ago that had a papasan out in the front lobby. The place was actually good, so I just uneasily put up with the papasan out in front. The ladies provided very good appointments.

A lot of these places have a papasans, but they usually make the smart business decision to stay in the background and out of sight.

[GoldMinerLxv]

So how old are you guys that are struggling with doing the deed? I'm just over 50 and starting to notice some drop off in size and quality of erections. But only when I play the home game. When I'm out mongering or getting a HE I still get full mast.

I do agree that working out helps crank up testosterone and leads to better boners. But wonder what I should expect as I cross to mid 50's or sixties.

I can still do two pops in a HH session but only if I live like a monk the preceding week.

I'm 70+ and even though I always pop 2 pills an hour before going for massage, I really don't have trouble getting hard. My problem is that I need it to last a long time because it takes me a long time to pop now and sometimes I don't pop at all, even when FS ends & she starts up with a HJ. And when I do pop, the amount of my load isn't much now. I can easily do DIY at home if I want to and without the pills with good visual stimulation if you get my drift, but I stopped DIY several years ago because I want the feel of a woman's kitty or her hand, except for my wife's.

[Justice2001]

Pretty sure Emily will always be self service, unless you're a potential visa.

Is she still around? I remember when she quit but I started relationship that prevented me seeing her outside the hobby.

[JamesSt8]

Just signs for Health Massage and a phone number. No ads when I Google the phone number, no RM or Google map location there. Tried calling but they didn't answer. May TOFTT because I'm curious, but if anyone else beat me to it I'd love to know.

I stopped in a month or so ago. There was papasan sitting by the door. That was a first for me. I just turned around and left.

[Btm1045]

She went by Yoyo. She has long black hair, fake Ds, very bubbly personality, petite, washboard abs and usually wore workout attire.

I got a HE from YoYo. Your description is on point. She's hot AF. She quoted me $180 for FS. Wish she was still there. I also had legit experience with the new girl. Sophia I think. Won't be back until they switch girls again.

Sorry, I don't know where YoYo landed.

[GoodJohnn]

I'm 57, but I have the opposite issue as you, I don't have trouble at all "playing the home game" only when mongering.

I don't know about help with getting hard (still OK at 60) but taking Zinc sure makes for a bigger load. I've a few ladies be surprised.