Massage Parlor Reports

[RChangDatyKing]

Yes, we all have to learn to walk away if we don't like what we see. I always say if the girls (FS spas) don't get me excited with her "clothes" on when I'm given a lineup then I walk away. If they don't honor your appointment time, leave and text the booker / MMS and tell them to f-off and post a review. If they do a bait and switch and tell you a masseuse is working when she's not, get dress and leave and ask for your money back then post a review.

Thanks- I agree with everything you wrote, RC!

Bottom line: You don't have to stay at these places if you don't like what you see. I've dropped inside and walked out of so AMP's more times than I can count. Because there's no way I'm dropping a couple of $$ bills on a chick if I'm not feeling her. I have to feel true excitement at what I'm looking at. Otherwise.

I'd much prefer to just save my hard earned $$ go home, get out the Astroglide and watch some of the hottest porn I've ever watched: The several hot vids Slippery let me take of us during a few of our porn hot "YUMMY" playdates. < FWIW- This hottie (Slippery) is hand's down, thee most intensely passionate woman ever, I've ever had the pleasure of making a hot connection with. A true Porn Star!


YMWAV; Your mileage will always vary.

[RChangDatyKing]

I know that no one wants to give up their UTR information, but I'm just curious as to the line-up. Any info on who's cute, thin, young vs. Curvy with a nice rack?

Or just a link to an ad? I thought they occasionally posted on Rubrankings, but not finding anything.

I sent you a PM!

[Msog1]

Thanks RT! I have to be honest, when my sesh with May first started, I was beginning to think that I wasn't going to make that super hot connection we're all looking / hoping for. And then I don't know WTF happened, but for whatever reason, something just must've clicked in her brain, & I'm glad it did! She turned on like a light switch and went from 0-100 mph in an instant.

I can relate. The hobby has made me lazy.

[Barney58]

I'm into the same thing, and have tried a few places out.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/124690

I see her regularly, she is really pretty and funny and priced great when it comes to her grooming services. That being said, she doesn't take her clothes off. She'll let you play with her ass and will happily add an HJ for a small tip 30-40. I'm not sure that she's open at the moment due to COVID, I don't see any newer adds. But if you are just looking to get groomed while keeping things fun, she's my go to.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/138547

She is extremely pretty, from Israel with a sexy accent. Her grooming services are separate from her additional services and I've only seen her for grooming. No extras were added and it cost 100. She'll offer full nude massage with body slides for an extra 220 but I can't speak on that.

Is there a Post Covid / Post Rubratings update or info on either of these?

[AJaxer11]

I know that no one wants to give up their UTR information, but I'm just curious as to the line-up. Any info on who's cute, thin, young vs. Curvy with a nice rack?

Or just a link to an ad? I thought they occasionally posted on Rubrankings, but not finding anything.

Hey feel free to PM me.

[Cruzier1]

Like everything else in this hobby, the only constant is change.

Apple spa rotated out their girl. SD lost a premier PM provider. Top notch head and foot massage too.

Asian spa on ECB is also rotating out. Back to China for 2 months. No idea who the replacement is. They said "younger", but they always say that.

I'll miss both those two.

Ended up trying out Luxe after all the talk. "As advertised", but pretty mechanical. No one else came in, but it still felt rushed. I could see it getting better with repeats, but I'm not sure I'll be back.

When I was new to the hobby, I went to Yeliya a few times in that same parking lot. It's been closed for years, but one thing I liked about that place is that they'd ask upfront if I wanted 90 minutes. Owners like 90 minutes for the HF, providers like HHR for the tips and quick turnaround. That place had a (really cute) receptionist who pushed the providers to ask for 90 minutes.

Back to searching for more nonFS regulars for my rotation. Anything good out there?

[PoonTangJohnny]

Awesome report Johno! Never been to Erma, but now May is a definite for me so I'll have to visit. Any idea how long she's staying? Erma's a way's for me, but sounds like the hike is totally worth it. Just when I get a little jaded in the hobby, this sort of review comes along. Thanks.

Thanks RT! I have to be honest, when my sesh with May first started, I was beginning to think that I wasn't going to make that super hot connection we're all looking / hoping for. And then I don't know WTF happened, but for whatever reason, something just must've clicked in her brain, & I'm glad it did! She turned on like a light switch and went from 0-100 mph in an instant. And she has 1 of the hottest looking "I love the way your fucking me" fuck faces I've had the pleasure looking and the way she DFK while we're going at it! Fucking true passion!

Great report, PTJohnny!

This definitely makes me want to put May on my list. I hope this is a new trend for Erma and bringing ladies that are full GFE and attractive to the location. The only other suggestions I have is to have more girls working to limit the interruptions while we are in sessions and don't short mongers on time.

I like spas that out a sign on the door when girls are busy to say come back in 15 minutes, 30 minutes, etc.

Thanks- I agree with everything you wrote, RC!

Bottom line: You don't have to stay at these places if you don't like what you see. I've dropped inside and walked out of so AMP's more times than I can count. Because there's no way I'm dropping a couple of $$ bills on a chick if I'm not feeling her. I have to feel true excitement at what I'm looking at. Otherwise.

I'd much prefer to just save my hard earned $$ go home, get out the Astroglide and watch some of the hottest porn I've ever watched: The several hot vids Slippery let me take of us during a few of our porn hot "YUMMY" playdates. < FWIW- This hottie (Slippery) is hand's down, thee most intensely passionate woman ever, I've ever had the pleasure of making a hot connection with. A true Porn Star!

After striking out with no responses from a few EB ads decided to stop by Erma. Ended up getting May as a walk in. Total hottie. Place seemed quieter than usual (been 3 times before) so that was nice (wouldn't last though). Paid the HF and actually got the massage first. After the flip got a nice BBBJ and cfs. Place got busy though, heard the doorbell ring twice and the mood kinda changed. Then the bell rung again and you could tell she tried to get me to finish faster and I could see her looking at the monitors more. Heard another monger ask for her and heard someone in the hallway tell them 10 minutes then another girl talk to her through the door.

I don't blame them for the rush though, I understand it's part of the business. I was lucky enough that I got most of the fun uninterrupted till near the end. Still left happy so that's what matters.

Nice report! I'm glad that you were at least able to have some hot fun with her, before the stampede began. LOL It's not these girls fault when things start getting all crazy busy at some of these places. They're just trying to do their best. I've been a victim of my own reviews plenty of times, wasn't able to get in for some late night fun with a couple of very popular highly reviewed girls. And I'm treated like a VIP most of the time. These places can only handle so much business, especially when they only have 2 or 3 girls working.

Is it just my bad luck or does the MMS for Erma not really honor appointments? I've been there a few times in the past and MMS has my number. The past two times I went there with an appointment scheduled the girl I wanted to see was busy. It's a bummer cause they have good talent on rotation.

I really wish I knew what to tell you, AJ. Trust me, we've all been there before and it sucks. Timing, IS, everything! My best experiences, have always been late night when these places either aren't busy or I've made an appointment with a specific girl as her last customer.

As for my own personal experiences in dealing with Erma's MMS- she's always honored my appointment times, but then again I've developed a pretty good rapport with her and they know, that I'll walk in a heart beat if my appointment time isn't honored. I have Zero Tolerance, for either B&S tactics or my appointment times not being honored & won't put up with that type of UNPROFESSIONAL BS- ever! I have a 15 minute window I allow within my appt. Time, because I always want my play date to be freshly showered, which they are.

Case in point: I made an appointment to see Sophia (as her last customer) on a late evening when she first started working at Rain Spa on ECB. The MMS booked my appointment time and gave it to some other random walk in guy. I waited in the parking lot for a reasonable time. And I'll leave out the long winded details, but suffice it to say, I let the MMS know, that I will never give them my business ever again. They texted back apologizing offering to waive my HF, a free massage if I came back, and my response to them was: "FUCK YOU! NEVER again!" There's not 3 strikes BS with me when a place pulls this kind of $hit.

I guess it depends on what number you assign to being "average looking". If 5 is average for your personal scale, then 6 is sightly above average then you may be correct per your personal tastes. If 7 is average for your personal scale then she is an 8. I agree not a 9 to a 10, but there are many many many providers in this town that are below her on the scale in the looks department. I give her an 8 as my tastes are high so 7 is what I consider average in my book.

Now her performance, she is a high performing provider, which has always left a positive impression with me. I have not seen her at 201 (or anyone else there) but have seen her at other places around town. The best times are at the low volume slow places where she has worked.

FWIW: I was a regular of VIP's GOAT Mina. Suffice it to say, that she gave me UTR VIP porn hot service, that she probably didn't give to too many of her other customers. She even stopped by and saw me at my place on 3 occasions. And yes it was __FS, every single time (unless it involved another girl in 1 of our hot threesomes)!

FYI- I typically don't like to rate any of the ladies I see using the numerical 1-10 score. With that stated- I stand by every single superlative word, I've ever used, in describing Sophia, both physically, and performance wise. IMO- Sophia is 1 of the hottest intensely passionate porn hot fucks I've experienced not only in this hobby, but in my entire life- period! Which is the key reason why I find this amazing sexy fuck doll to be 1 the hottest, most exotically beautiful women I've met in the AMP hobby; because of the hot MUTUAL connection we feel for 1 other Key * word: "mutual!" If a provider isn't feeling it with someone, it doesn't matter how much $$$ you tip them. It's pretty simple that she's just not into you and the experience will most likely feel, mechanical. Whenever I see Sophia, she's always dressed to the Nine's, either wearing hot lingerie and heels, a sexy hot short dress, showered and freshly made up face and she always wears her hair the way I love. But most importantly, she's always got a big sexy smile on her face and she's happy / excited to see me, because she knows we're BOTH about to be having some serious hot passionate fun together!< It just doesn't get any hotter than Sophia, IMO! I will continue to see this special talent as long as she's here in San Diego. In another year, hopefully we'll be well over 50+ play dates together.

FWIW: I'd be willing to bet, that there aren't many guys here on this forum who've banged more hot pussy (10's all day every day), than I did back in my hay day. This includes a few smoking hot strippers I met at Cheetahs, Club Expose. To name a couple, and I never, ever had to pay for any of this 10 pussy. My point is- I KNOW 10 talent, when I see hot 10 talent, which I'm not quite sure some of the guys here who HAVE to pay for hot pussy, can fully appreciate relate with.

YMWAV; Your mileage will always vary.

[Lion1]

I know that no one wants to give up their UTR information, but I'm just curious as to the line-up. Any info on who's cute, thin, young vs. Curvy with a nice rack?

Or just a link to an ad? I thought they occasionally posted on Rubrankings, but not finding anything.

[RChangDatyKing]

After striking out with no responses from a few EB ads decided to stop by Erma. Ended up getting May as a walk in. Total hottie. Place seemed quieter than usual (been 3 times before) so that was nice (wouldn't last though). Paid the HF and actually got the massage first. After the flip got a nice BBBJ and cfs. Place got busy though, heard the doorbell ring twice and the mood kinda changed. Then the bell rung again and you could tell she tried to get me to finish faster and I could see her looking at the monitors more. Heard another monger ask for her and heard someone in the hallway tell them 10 minutes then another girl talk to her through the door.

I don't blame them for the rush though, I understand it's part of the business. I was lucky enough that I got most of the fun uninterrupted till near the end. Still left happy so that's what matters.

We should never be rushed! I will only book a hour and want my hour! They need to have a MMS or someone that can answer the door to eliminate the interruptions. If I am shorted on time I will never go back. These girls just don't work in one location so I'll catch her when she moves in her rotation. You were fortunate it started slow so you were able to finish. If it had been busy when you entered the room the session might not be as good.

[RChangDatyKing]

Is it just my bad luck or does the MMS for Erma not really honor appointments? I've been there a few times in the past and MMS has my number. The past two times I went there with an appointment scheduled the girl I wanted to see was busy. It's a bummer cause they have good talent on rotation.

What's up AJ! This is what I keep hearing and is one of the main reason I don't go back. The only appointment time that has been honored are the last or first appointments. Unless I hear the girl is attractive and offers full GFE by reputable mongers I don't waste my time. Hope all is well bro!

[AJaxer11]

Great report, PTJohnny!

This definitely makes me want to put May on my list. I hope this is a new trend for Erma and bringing ladies that are full GFE and attractive to the location. The only other suggestions I have is to have more girls working to limit the interruptions while we are in sessions and don't short mongers on time.

I like spas that out a sign on the door when girls are busy to say come back in 15 minutes, 30 minutes, etc.

Is it just my bad luck or does the MMS for Erma not really honor appointments? I've been there a few times in the past and MMS has my number. The past two times I went there with an appointment scheduled the girl I wanted to see was busy. It's a bummer cause they have good talent on rotation.

[Spoonyg]

After striking out with no responses from a few EB ads decided to stop by Erma. Ended up getting May as a walk in. Total hottie. Place seemed quieter than usual (been 3 times before) so that was nice (wouldn't last though). Paid the HF and actually got the massage first. After the flip got a nice BBBJ and cfs. Place got busy though, heard the doorbell ring twice and the mood kinda changed. Then the bell rung again and you could tell she tried to get me to finish faster and I could see her looking at the monitors more. Heard another monger ask for her and heard someone in the hallway tell them 10 minutes then another girl talk to her through the door.

I don't blame them for the rush though, I understand it's part of the business. I was lucky enough that I got most of the fun uninterrupted till near the end. Still left happy so that's what matters.

[RChangDatyKing]

Spot on review for May! Thanks! I actually got a text from Ashley this morning, telling me I must see this new girl! She actually sent me a couple of pics. And I was thinking, yeah right! They were her. Onto the fun stuff!

BTW- There was an Asian guy who came into the lobby, almost embarrassed because May had just came out to greet me right when he walked in. May took me to our room (literally right inside the hallway) and said she'd be back in 1 minute. If you're on this forum Asian guy driving the truck, I'm the guy that opened the lobby door, came back out and looked at you and said "OMG- May is so freaking hot and beautiful- wait for her!" And then I gave whomever this person is, a fist bump and we both just smiled.

I really love May's very pretty exotic look, and her radiant smile is just so damn mesmerizing!

As soon as May came into the room we immediately got the transaction part squared away and then got right down to business, hugging and DFK while we explored each others bodies. It was such a turn on because she kept looking at my body feeling my shoulders chest and abs telling me about a dozen times- "I like your body very much. Very athletic". Which was such a HUGE turn on. She was most definitely into our experience as much as I was!

After a couple of minutes we began undressing each other, and she said "so big!" Yeah right! LOL We then sat down on the sofa and we continued making out DFK- May is such an amazing hot passionate kisser and really gets into DFK which I love! Things only got hotter as she slid down between my legs and started stroking my cock with sexy hot intense eye contact. Occasionally coming up for another kiss with that hot dancing tongue putting her tongue in my mouth. Then she wanted to show me her oral talents. BLS & BBBJ with lot's of spit and eye contact. May takes great direction and I was loving the sexy sounds she was making. I let her CW me for at least 10 minutes and then I told her I was ready to play with that hot wet kitty! She put a cover on, got up in the saddle in CG and slid my cock inside that tight wet pussy. I knew instantly, that May was going to be such a hot fuck! And she did not disappoint!! She started bouncing that kitty up and down on my hard cock while I was either sucking on her sexy erect nice nipples or her tongue was playing with mine.

Then I picked her up and kept fucking her standing while she wrapped both arms around my neck tight then really started intensely DFK me. Carried her over to the massage table laid her down and got on top and started drilled her brains out. This chick was so fucking hot and really into it in mish. Fucking me back so hard pulling my ass with both her hands as hard and as fast as she could. She was totally getting off almost screaming telling me how much she loved my hard cock in her pussy telling me don't stop. She's definitely a bad girl! I'm not kidding, next to Cici mish sesh at VIP2. May fucked me like an insatiable porn star. Her eye contact and the visuals were about as hot as it gets! After about 5 minutes of intense passionate fucking, I was getting close, so I got her off the table and we fucked standing k9 against the wall, then I had her put her right leg up on the table and fucking her from behind in doggie while we DFK. Then back over to the sofa for come more CG watching her ride me so good; this girls sexy legs and pussy look so fucking hot when she's riding you! I was getting really close so I picked her up off me, took off the cover and asked her to stroke me off while she would spit on my cock rubbing / slapping my hard cock all over those tits and nice nipples until I exploded. May and I totally clicked no doubt about it! She's a most definite repeat for me! She cleaned me up with a hot towel. And then asked if I wanted a short massage, we even went a little OT as she put some oil on actually gave me a pretty decent medium pressure massage. May really reminded me of this smoking hot exotic little Japanese spinner I met in OB- We ended up dating and living together for 3 years. May is I'm guessing late 20's / early 30's about 5'2" tall and maybe a 100 lbs with natural B cups. Total damage: $$2 Benjamin's all inclusive HF / TIP.

Thanks again, Erma & Ashley & May, for always being so good to me with these GFE VIP hotties! You guys rock!

Great report, PTJohnny!

This definitely makes me want to put May on my list. I hope this is a new trend for Erma and bringing ladies that are full GFE and attractive to the location. The only other suggestions I have is to have more girls working to limit the interruptions while we are in sessions and don't short mongers on time.

I like spas that out a sign on the door when girls are busy to say come back in 15 minutes, 30 minutes, etc.

[RChangDatyKing]

Would you be so kind to clear your inbox. Trying to PM you. Thanks.

Sorry, it's intentional that I keep my inbox full. I don't want to keep getting PMs asking who my UTRs are, etc.

Guys, read through the reviews and all your answers should be answered. Go out and try some spas and write your reviews.

When I signed up on this website I spent a month reading all the different forums and made my list and went exploring. Who my favorites are may not be yours so go and find your unicorns and UTRs.

[RChangDatyKing]

I went here last week. Provider was old and fugly, but nice. Massage was so-so at best but the finish was above average. If she were a little better looking and in shape, I'd visit her again for the handwork. Witholding the name since this seems sensitive. May give Shanghai or Capri a try tonight. Will gamble on a walk in since I don't know names as my mongering has been spotty at best for the last few years.

Yeah I'm with you moving forward about withholding names of the masseuse (s) at NonFS spas. People went to see the person I mentioned after my post and said they didn't get the same service and are now inquiring if I asked her to perform the service, what I tipped her to get her to perform the service, etc. Guys, if you've done any mongering at all you should know YMMV especially at nonFS spas and these girls will not do anything more than a massage if they get a wrong vibe from you, or if there's no chemistry, etc. I don't have any expectations when going to a nonFS spa, other than wanting a good massage. I read review sites like this for ideas where to go. I don't offer a big tip or discuss services, menu options with them. If the ladies are comfortable with you (from all my experiences) they'll open the menu / services on their own. I was speaking with a masseuse (at a nonFS spa) I see regularly and she told me how much she hates guys that have wandering hands, ask for extras, etc.

I will also withhold names from nonFS spas because I don't want these nonFS spas to know I write reviews or that I'm on review sites like this.

From my previous report, IMO Capri has a great lineup and most of the girls there are great. Yes, I have my favorites and unicorns here and me giving the names is not going to guarantee anyone will get the same massage or has the same connection, here or anywhere else I go for massage.

Happy hunting fellas.