Strip Club Reports

[LostInDetroit]

I'd start at Criket to take advantage of no parking or entrance fees. If you strike out there, you can drive a few minutes east to BT's, although you will pay valet & cover. Or drive a few minutes west to Bogie's & H8 N. $5 to get into one plus mandatory drink, if you strike out you can ask the bouncer for a free entrance ticket to the other club. Keep in mind you'll smell like smoke from Bogie's / H8.

Just be patient & realize you may have to hit up multiple clubs to get what you want.

Appreciate all the info here guys. Looks like I might just hit up an AMP instead. LOL.

[SamPerkins420]

Agree, Saturday day shifts at the clubs are ghost towns in the summer, if you go keep your expectations very low.

I'd start at Criket to take advantage of no parking or entrance fees. If you strike out there, you can drive a few minutes east to BT's, although you will pay valet & cover. Or drive a few minutes west to Bogie's & H8 N. $5 to get into one plus mandatory drink, if you strike out you can ask the bouncer for a free entrance ticket to the other club. Keep in mind you'll smell like smoke from Bogie's / H8.

Just be patient & realize you may have to hit up multiple clubs to get what you want.

[JackOfClubs]

Dayshift is going to be dead at most clubs. Silver Cricket sometimes has a decent Saturday dayshift.

Agree, Saturday day shifts at the clubs are ghost towns in the summer, if you go keep your expectations very low.

[Bmarr77]

Hey Gents, have any of you had any decent luck on Saturday day shifts? Got a chance to have a few hours to myself coming up next weekend and wanted to see if there were any good spots to go check out for a quick in and out (if ya'll catch my drift).

Dayshift is going to be dead at most clubs. Silver Cricket sometimes has a decent Saturday dayshift.

[LostInDetroit]

Hey Gents, have any of you had any decent luck on Saturday day shifts? Got a chance to have a few hours to myself coming up next weekend and wanted to see if there were any good spots to go check out for a quick in and out (if ya'll catch my drift).

[Member #6665]

Pretty hilarious question maybe, but any advice on cheaper or mid priced clubs around Detroit metro that are blessed with a decent amount of thick chicks? Any clubs that tend to have more? Not talking BBW, but thick. Big butts, boobs, even getting towards chubby. And assuming there are, any of these clubs extras friendly?

[Lamarr]

It's been years since I visited Bogarts but always had a good time mongering there before. Stopped by every time I visited Detroit in recent months and that place is a hit or a miss. Sometimes, you do find a dancer or two that will negotiate for a quick dream and sometimes you don't want that dream even if it's offered to you. The girls all have standard stripper names but there are a few that I have seen continuously for the past 7 or 8 years. A good bet for someone on a budget compared to some of the other Detroit clubs that can get pricey for a quick dream.

Spot on. I've been there when talent was so low that a 12-pack of viagra wouldn't have helped. Other times, smoking hot talent that probably belonged across the street. Part of the fun is finding what's in the box of chocolates, eh Forest Gump?

[DBFellow69]

It's been years since I visited Bogarts but always had a good time mongering there before. Stopped by every time I visited Detroit in recent months and that place is a hit or a miss. Sometimes, you do find a dancer or two that will negotiate for a quick dream and sometimes you don't want that dream even if it's offered to you. The girls all have standard stripper names but there are a few that I have seen continuously for the past 7 or 8 years. A good bet for someone on a budget compared to some of the other Detroit clubs that can get pricey for a quick dream.

[Member #6611]

Was in town over the weekend and stopped by LS Friday evening. Didn't see too much to my liking until I spotted a very cute blonde with amazing looking tits. She came over and introduced herself as Bella (I think? Immediately got down to discussing VIP options. Started high but negotiated down to something more reasonable (still high, but she was fucking hot and I didn't want to leave empty handed). Got to the VIP room and she got to work like a champ. She does everything covered which I'm 100% on board with. All in all, definitely a good time.

[SamPerkins420]

Wow, thanks. Don't know why my eyes just glossed right over that. I was curious to hear what spot it was of his that she happened to hit, if that weren't the case!

Yeah Torri is a no for me, dawg. Thankfully haven't seen her the last couple of times there. She's hideous.

[SamPerkins420]

Good morning gentlemen-.

I've been to SC a few times over the past years when I get to Detroit. Had some good and not so good times, but that's to be expected in this hobby.

I'll be coming through town. This week, and had a question-is there value to the booth seating at SC? I recall one time I was there and the doorman may have said something about a $10 charge for getting a booth. I passed, since it seemed like an unnecessary charge, but now I'm wondering if it may be worth it. I'm speaking specifically of the day shift there.

Thanks in advance for any info you can share. I'll probably be there on Wednesday day shift-let me know if anyone wants to meet up and swap lies.

I remain, humbly-B.

Personally I have found no benefit to the booths at all. Then again, I'm not going to SC to hang out for a few hours, but rather to find & bang a hot stripper then get out.

If you want to hang out a while, eat lunch with strippers, etc., booths are great for that. If your objective is closer to mine, stick with the bar or the free seating on the floor.

[Bozack]

Good morning gentlemen-.

I've been to SC a few times over the past years when I get to Detroit. Had some good and not so good times, but that's to be expected in this hobby.

I'll be coming through town. This week, and had a question-is there value to the booth seating at SC? I recall one time I was there and the doorman may have said something about a $10 charge for getting a booth. I passed, since it seemed like an unnecessary charge, but now I'm wondering if it may be worth it. I'm speaking specifically of the day shift there.

Thanks in advance for any info you can share. I'll probably be there on Wednesday day shift-let me know if anyone wants to meet up and swap lies.

I remain, humbly-B.

[XaDudeX]

Reread Sam's post. He said "Fortunately no Torri though. ".

Wow, thanks. Don't know why my eyes just glossed right over that. I was curious to hear what spot it was of his that she happened to hit, if that weren't the case!

[Time Twist]

Ah, a Tori fan. What's it about her that you're into?

Reread Sam's post. He said "Fortunately no Torri though. ".

[XaDudeX]

Just had a total dud of an afternoon at the Inkster spots.

Started at Criket, got there around 1 it was pretty empty only like 3 other mongers there, and about 6 dancers. Sat at the bar & chatted with Sunday, who was nice but not my type at all. Tall, bigger girl covered in tats & piercings. Sent her away and Chloe came stumbling over she is just a mess. She asked if she could sit next to me, I said no I was waiting on someone, she sat down anyway. Asked me to buy her a drink when the bartender came over, I said no, she ordered one anyway so I literally told the bartender "I'm not buying her that. " She asked Chloe if she still wanted it, she said no. Told her I wasn't looking for dances, she just kept rubbing on me anyway.

I think the bouncer could tell I wanted nothing to do with her bc he came over and said someone needed her in back. She was like "OK give me a minute" and he literally said "now," and made her walk in back with him. Candace came up & asked if I was waiting for Chloe, I said no you can sit with me. I've seen her before she used to go by Elizabeth. Anyway a few minutes later Chloe came stumbling back over and just plopped down on the other side of me, wrapped her arm around me and said to Candace "I'm sitting with him. " Candace I could tell wanted nothing to do with crazy so she was like "whatever, he said I can sit here but I don't want anything getting started," and she left.

Chloe again asked me to buy her a drink while trying to rub on me as I was pulling away, at this point I was done with mine & hadn't seen anyone of interest so I just got up and walked out without even saying anything to her. They've got to fire her, she is a complete mess every time.

Anyway I went first to Henry's where the lot was pretty bare. Walked in the open door and noticed hardly any lights were on. Their power was out & they had a generator going but it only powered the place a tiny bit. There were a couple of dancers but I turned around and went to Bogart's.

Bogie's was kind of bumping, presumably got all the Henry's people that day. 6-8 dancers but they were the usual old and or fat Bogart's girls. Fortunately no Torri though. I had one beer, chatted with some old blonde stripper that was probably 60, then left as there was no talent even worthy of being called "talent."

Overall dud of an afternoon and getting out of there was a ***** with all tons of traffic signals out. I may try again tonight or tomorrow evening but the dayshift down there has been brutal lately. Spent $9 at Criket on one beer + tip, and approx $15 at Bogie's on cover, one beer + tip.

Ah, a Tori fan. What's it about her that you're into?