Massage Parlor Reports

**A John** · 05-24-08 19:54

Northern Kentucky
http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/...9d-aa0056d0b77b

This is what I've been talking about seems it has come to a reality again. Happened in September of last year in our area.

How long Is it before your SO is scoping the area for your car? or all these places are too few and far between?

I don't see why we can't keep this to PM`s between trusted seniors.

This Fucking cop literally quotes USASexGuide as one of their sources of intelligence.

We can make a difference!
Just one man of many men`s opinion!
AJ

**Ycwinva** · 05-23-08 18:58

I stopped at TTT today after not having been there since mid February.

The couch is gone and now there is a reception counter at which they tried twice to get me to fill out a medical release form. I refused once with the reason that I had been there before and then just had to flatly refuse it when she tried to get me to do it again.

"Tea" showed up as my provider. I had never seen Tea before but tried to make her feel comfortable by talking about others I had seen there during the early days of TTT. She claimed to have been there since the beginning even though I know she wasn't one of the original three that I was introduced to on opening day. She seemed quite suspicious of the fact that she had never seen me before but contradicted herself by saying that she almost exclusively sees people by appointment only.

Anyway, I received an extremely good massage with lots of steamy towels, hot stones, oil and that is all. Even at other legit only places, you sometimes feel some warmth. A laugh, a hug, a joke... It wasn't mechanical but I would describe it as cold.

Oh Kimberly/Michelle where are you?

**MoonView** · 05-23-08 15:01

Originally Posted by Guitarman1

Do yourself a favor and keep your dirt separate from your home.

Or as I've heard it said..."you don't shit where you eat"!

**Guitarman1** · 05-23-08 11:13

I forgot to add this disclaimer in the PM's about the FS in NoVA. Most of you already know this anyway but I thought it would be worth saying. Getting FS as an AMP depends on the spot, the girl, and how you approach it. Even if you are at the same spot asking the same girl another monger was successful with, it doesn't mean you will be successful. The girl may or may not agree and you obviously can't tell her that you know she does it for someone else. Assuming you are successful, you should take care of her with a good tip for taking care of you more than she is supposed to. Also, keep those details in PM's to protect our favorite places and providers.

**Guitarman1** · 05-23-08 11:04

Originally Posted by LoveAsianQ

I've been lurking and away for a while, but last week, my girlfriend was in need of a massage and went to an AMP. It was one that I've frequented before and they actually gave her a massage, however, not as complete as the ones I've had. I've always thought they shunned women from there, but perhaps they were thinking it was LE. Anyway, it has my mind conjuring up many possibilities.

Do yourself a favor and keep your dirt separate from your home.

**AKFourtySeven** · 05-23-08 08:43

Now that you know that your gf likes massagi, you can take over. Just do everything that was done to you. 8-)This could work out very well. All the massagi you want and no tipping!

Now go and take on the day!

**Sleazebum** · 05-23-08 07:55

That is probably the most stupid and self-destructive idea I have heard in a LONG time!

WAKE UP!!!

JJ

Originally Posted by LoveAsianQ

I've been lurking and away for a while, but last week, my girlfriend was in need of a massage and went to an AMP. It was one that I've frequented before and they actually gave her a massage, however, not as complete as the ones I've had. I've always thought they shunned women from there, but perhaps they were thinking it was LE. Anyway, it has my mind conjuring up many possibilities.

**A John** · 05-23-08 06:09

Unless you an you're GF are swingers, and even then there's a sense of trust you've already broken.

(((I'm not saying that you are a swinger.)))

But in my relationship experience you talk about who you're interested in doing. If you just go out and do it you're in trouble.

I also agree with Roamin Roman leave it alone you're looking for trouble.

AJ

Originally Posted by LoveAsianQ

Anyway, it has my mind conjuring up many possibilities.

**Roamin Roman** · 05-23-08 00:43

Originally Posted by LoveAsianQ

I've been lurking and away for a while, but last week, my girlfriend was in need of a massage and went to an AMP. It was one that I've frequented before and they actually gave her a massage, however, not as complete as the ones I've had. I've always thought they shunned women from there, but perhaps they were thinking it was LE. Anyway, it has my mind conjuring up many possibilities.

Q, for what it's worth, I'd avoid the temptations that your mind may be conjuring up. Unless your GF is a very cool gal (and even then, think twice, and then think once again after that) and is aware of the endings that you receive at the same AMP, you might even want to find a new place to frequent.

Ever pondered what the scene might look like if you and your GF arrive at the same AMP simultaneously? And, if the ladies inside realize that she is your GF, they might let some info slip out, accidentally or otherwise. You just don't want the AMP gals sharing intel with your GF about how they've massaged you (or how you have treated them). Trust me, girls talk to each other.

My recommendation: hit the 'Delete' key on the "many possibilities" that your perverted little mind is conjuring up. In the long run, it'll help you avoid a world of grief.

**LoveAsianQ** · 05-22-08 12:32

I've been lurking and away for a while, but last week, my girlfriend was in need of a massage and went to an AMP. It was one that I've frequented before and they actually gave her a massage, however, not as complete as the ones I've had. I've always thought they shunned women from there, but perhaps they were thinking it was LE. Anyway, it has my mind conjuring up many possibilities.

**Pilot Aviator** · 05-21-08 21:01

Visited *** yesterday and was looking for relaxation and a little AMP fun. Called ahead of time for an hour appointment and was told to come over.

Arrived and all was quiet.- but then Sarah tells me "only 30 minutes today.- appointment coming"

I like the place and Sarah is always a good masseuse. But. I should have left and simply come back another day.

During the first 25 minutes.- 3 other would-be clients show up (Sarah has to answer the door.- turns two away)

Four phone calls (Sarah has to answer the phone).

Admittedly.- in the time she was actually in the room, my back and shoulders were well massaged.

At 25 minutes, another client (the one with appointment) rings the bell. "I'm sorry honey.- full massage next time"

So. Time to dress and leave.

Yes. I'll repeat <been a customer for more than a year, and this is only the second time for a "less than good" experience" out of many pleasant ones.- but, still, a dissapointment for me.

YMMV.-- and always be nice to the ladies.

As always, Seniors can PM if they want more info.- but most likely they'be been there. Experienced that. But the hobby goes on

J

Moral of the story.- sometimes it doesn't hurt to wait.

**A John** · 05-21-08 15:52

Guitarman1 DITO,
I also am keeping info to a Trusted seniors PM`s only.

Originally Posted by Propilot

Congrats. You are the man! I Know LEO and their cronies will try very hard to get that information so that they can close that spa down. Please be safe and properly recon the area after you give out this information. You are a good guy and a good member. I do not want to see you become a statistic.

Propilot-over and out.

**Propilot** · 05-21-08 14:03

Congrats. You are the man! I Know LEO and their cronies will try very hard to get that information so that they can close that spa down. Please be safe and properly recon the area after you give out this information. You are a good guy and a good member. I do not want to see you become a statistic.

Propilot-over and out.

**Slevin Kelevra** · 05-21-08 13:01

Hey everyone, pretty new here.

Visited Oasis up in Dumfries a couple weeks ago. Was greeted by a 45-50 Asian lady that took me back to my room. She was ok, nothing great. Was hoping for someone else, but she came back. Lead me off for a decent TS. Pretty thorough, smells like she just used Ivory soap or something.

Anyway, the massage was good, not the best I've had though. She had her chest all over my back and shoulders. felt pretty good.

On the flip was the light touching and a pretty decent HJ. Free roaming was allowed.
.7 for the house fee and .4 for a tip. She never asked though.

Heading to Kims next. Never been

**Guitarman1** · 05-21-08 11:16

I have been going around to some of the AMP's in NoVA to see what can still be had. There was one place where I was able to get FS. I'm not going to put the information here. Trusted seniors can PM me for details.