Massage Parlor Reports

**A John** · 05-23-08 06:09

Unless you an you're GF are swingers, and even then there's a sense of trust you've already broken.

(((I'm not saying that you are a swinger.)))

But in my relationship experience you talk about who you're interested in doing. If you just go out and do it you're in trouble.

I also agree with Roamin Roman leave it alone you're looking for trouble.

AJ

Originally Posted by LoveAsianQ

Anyway, it has my mind conjuring up many possibilities.

**Roamin Roman** · 05-23-08 00:43

Originally Posted by LoveAsianQ

I've been lurking and away for a while, but last week, my girlfriend was in need of a massage and went to an AMP. It was one that I've frequented before and they actually gave her a massage, however, not as complete as the ones I've had. I've always thought they shunned women from there, but perhaps they were thinking it was LE. Anyway, it has my mind conjuring up many possibilities.

Q, for what it's worth, I'd avoid the temptations that your mind may be conjuring up. Unless your GF is a very cool gal (and even then, think twice, and then think once again after that) and is aware of the endings that you receive at the same AMP, you might even want to find a new place to frequent.

Ever pondered what the scene might look like if you and your GF arrive at the same AMP simultaneously? And, if the ladies inside realize that she is your GF, they might let some info slip out, accidentally or otherwise. You just don't want the AMP gals sharing intel with your GF about how they've massaged you (or how you have treated them). Trust me, girls talk to each other.

My recommendation: hit the 'Delete' key on the "many possibilities" that your perverted little mind is conjuring up. In the long run, it'll help you avoid a world of grief.

**LoveAsianQ** · 05-22-08 12:32

I've been lurking and away for a while, but last week, my girlfriend was in need of a massage and went to an AMP. It was one that I've frequented before and they actually gave her a massage, however, not as complete as the ones I've had. I've always thought they shunned women from there, but perhaps they were thinking it was LE. Anyway, it has my mind conjuring up many possibilities.

**Pilot Aviator** · 05-21-08 21:01

Visited *** yesterday and was looking for relaxation and a little AMP fun. Called ahead of time for an hour appointment and was told to come over.

Arrived and all was quiet.- but then Sarah tells me "only 30 minutes today.- appointment coming"

I like the place and Sarah is always a good masseuse. But. I should have left and simply come back another day.

During the first 25 minutes.- 3 other would-be clients show up (Sarah has to answer the door.- turns two away)

Four phone calls (Sarah has to answer the phone).

Admittedly.- in the time she was actually in the room, my back and shoulders were well massaged.

At 25 minutes, another client (the one with appointment) rings the bell. "I'm sorry honey.- full massage next time"

So. Time to dress and leave.

Yes. I'll repeat <been a customer for more than a year, and this is only the second time for a "less than good" experience" out of many pleasant ones.- but, still, a dissapointment for me.

YMMV.-- and always be nice to the ladies.

As always, Seniors can PM if they want more info.- but most likely they'be been there. Experienced that. But the hobby goes on

J

Moral of the story.- sometimes it doesn't hurt to wait.

**A John** · 05-21-08 15:52

Guitarman1 DITO,
I also am keeping info to a Trusted seniors PM`s only.

Originally Posted by Propilot

Congrats. You are the man! I Know LEO and their cronies will try very hard to get that information so that they can close that spa down. Please be safe and properly recon the area after you give out this information. You are a good guy and a good member. I do not want to see you become a statistic.

Propilot-over and out.

**Propilot** · 05-21-08 14:03

Congrats. You are the man! I Know LEO and their cronies will try very hard to get that information so that they can close that spa down. Please be safe and properly recon the area after you give out this information. You are a good guy and a good member. I do not want to see you become a statistic.

Propilot-over and out.

**Slevin Kelevra** · 05-21-08 13:01

Hey everyone, pretty new here.

Visited Oasis up in Dumfries a couple weeks ago. Was greeted by a 45-50 Asian lady that took me back to my room. She was ok, nothing great. Was hoping for someone else, but she came back. Lead me off for a decent TS. Pretty thorough, smells like she just used Ivory soap or something.

Anyway, the massage was good, not the best I've had though. She had her chest all over my back and shoulders. felt pretty good.

On the flip was the light touching and a pretty decent HJ. Free roaming was allowed.
.7 for the house fee and .4 for a tip. She never asked though.

Heading to Kims next. Never been

**Guitarman1** · 05-21-08 11:16

I have been going around to some of the AMP's in NoVA to see what can still be had. There was one place where I was able to get FS. I'm not going to put the information here. Trusted seniors can PM me for details.

**Firmwearnova** · 05-20-08 23:03

Finally pulled the trigger and stopped in for a massage. Stopped at Oasis in Dumfries (formerly Soo Young) first but no response at the doorbell. Went to SKO (Sakura) and was greeted by a woman who was younger and prettier than I expected. After requesting the 70 for hour, she hurriedly shuffled me off to a room where I only waited a minute before my therapist came in. Barbie was a very cute, small, Korean spinner with smooth skin and C cups. Don't know age, but looked great. I'm mid-30s and she was younger than me that's for sure or just keeps in great shape. Table shower was thorough and relaxing. Back to the room for the massage, which was very relaxing as well. First time so started slow and didn't want the 'works', just a little extra massage. Put 40 on table for tip but Barbie 'suggested' it should be 60. The experience was great and Barbie was definitely more attractive than I was expecting. Korean heritage but raised in America so she spoke perfect English. Would definitely repeat with Barbie, and also would be nice to try the other young gal who was scampering around the office.

**Ampamp72** · 05-20-08 22:36

A couple days ago I visited YoYo on Lincoln in Tysons. Not a pretty face, although she did smile a lot. Not a decent body either, a little heavy, prob 5', 140. Thick thighs. Small saggy chest with a tat on 1. Took a shower, then before session started, she answered the phone. Bad sign. Massaged back for 5 min. Flipped, massaged front for 1 min. CBJ for 2 min, average. Mish for 3 min, which was actually pretty good. Dog for 3 min til finish. Then doorbell rang and someone knocked several times. It was another one of you clowns. She had to finally go let him in, and he left his brown loafers by the door, and went to the door on the right to the shower, while she very quicky hurried me out, apologizing at least 30 times. For $. 60 and in and out in 25 min and not even being good looking, I could have stayed at home. It sucked.

**Ycwinva** · 05-20-08 22:06

Originally Posted by Sleazebum

I just ran across this ad:

Rubby dub dub! Futuristic upscale spa for the privileged. Appealing Russians & Spanish tantra therapist. Favorable packages; table shower and whirlpool. Relax & unwind with unforgettable results; rates start at $120. Tyson's Corner, VA. 703-304-9715.

Who has been there already? Looks intersting!

JJ

The info is old but that phone number is associated with at least one bad experience reviewed on TER.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discu...rdID=33&page=1

**Sleazebum** · 05-20-08 13:33

I just ran across this ad:

Rubby dub dub! Futuristic upscale spa for the privileged. Appealing Russians & Spanish tantra therapist. Favorable packages; table shower and whirlpool. Relax & unwind with unforgettable results; rates start at $120. Tyson's Corner, VA. 703-304-9715.

Who has been there already? Looks intersting!

JJ

**MoonView** · 05-20-08 13:21

Originally Posted by L Knit

Thanks Moon, headed over as soon as I saw the post. Had a good Therapy session for a change. Kandi has a great attitude. She is headed on Vacation and will able to be found in the Philly Area. Pm for details. Didnt see any other providers but verified 3 more working. I will be back if stays open long enough.

My pleasure, and yes she is a sweetie.

Nice to see a few of the old names still around here on USG forum(i.e., so many newbies - no offense guys). I for one took a long break to let the shit cool....Gosh, I do miss those days!!

RE talent; though not like it use to be, it's sloooowly coming back to acceptable levels of enjoyment. And to keep things running smoothly, as you have done, we need to keep details to the min and PMs for the specifics.

Nice to hear from you...see ya'round!

MnV

**L Knit** · 05-20-08 12:53

Thanks Moon, headed over as soon as I saw the post. Had a good Therapy session for a change. Kandi has a great attitude. She is headed on Vacation and will able to be found in the Philly Area. Pm for details. Didnt see any other providers but verified 3 more working. I will be back if stays open long enough.

**Guitarman1** · 05-20-08 10:10

Originally Posted by MoonView

Could not have been a couple weeks ago, I've hit the place 2 wks straight!

MnV

It may have been a bit more than a couple weeks, but it was still busted less than 2 months ago...

http://www.insidenova.com/isn/news/c...ce_found/5689/