Massage Parlor Reports

[KnoxNenters]

There's a new parlor called Kiwi Spa next to Bomei in Lake City 125th and 35th. It used to be a dentist. Has anyone tried it?

For a moment, I thought I'd TOFTT and scout something new in the area for all you slimy mongers. Only problem is the level of sketchiness there was too ripe. There is a homeless encampment one block away, with everyone languishing on Fentanyl or lack of inspiration, just zonked in their makeshift shelters preparing for the evening aead. In the vacated building across the street from Kiwi to the north, a tweaker was strewing the contents of his backpack all over the parking lot and just standing, bent over with hands on knees staring at the pavement below. Surely he must have lost something, if not his soul. A police SUV was parked on the meridian, empty.

It was almost impossible to find this place. The only hint is if you look behind the bus stop shelter, you'll see the entrance. On the corner, a small sandwich board sign proclaiming its existence as new is only readable on 35th if you stop at the light waiting for it to turn green. It's one of those invisible hints that something exists in the dull interior of the nondescript building. The window next to the little announcement sign was covered in a large piece of plywood, just waiting for some cans of spray paint to gussy up the place.

At the bus shelter, a crew of teenage boys were haggling each other, looking ready to ridicule anyone who stepped into Kiwi, a mere 12 feet away. I just sat in my car for about 5 minutes taking it all in. This city is a fucking mess now. At least three homeless people meandered around the lot, prodding bushes, pulling empty shopping carts and again, throwing the contents of their backpack all over the parking lot across the street. It all had a certain consistency to its depravity.

Once the bus carted away the youth I made my move. All I wanted to do was satisfy my curiosity. The front door had a camera above. A hopeful sign. I walked in.

The entrance lobby was still frozen in time. This is a dental group building likely built in 1974, and probably vacated five years ago, as far as appearances go. A small bell beckons you to announce yourself at the reception desk, vacated in 2018 by Vicky, who's now retired on Vashon Island, sorting out her scrapbooks and talking to her sisters in Arkansas and Utah. Leftover furniture and remnants of office decor lay strewn about, untouched. This was not a spa. It was a graveyard.

She came out in her bright pink t-shirt and platinum pink mismatched pleated mini-skirt, two sizes too big. Her hair pulled back in a simple ponytail, she wore round frames over her blemished face. "I'm sorry, I am with someone right now. Could you please come back in forty minutes? I will see you then. " I nodded in respect to the direness of her situation. The place was dark, run-down and unsafe in general. She is alone there, and the front door is not locked. There is no possible way she is running the business. There is no possible way she is there by choice.

This is the massage cartel at its worst, folks. Do not patronize these places thinking you'll score some rare discovery. You're not going to save this person, but you should probably save yourself from the panoramic risks surrounding this place. I immediately left and instead went to QQ (sign says Stone Point Massage) just a few blocks up on Lake City Way, and had an amazing walk-in session with Lucy, who was eating a plate of little black fermented balls. I recovered quickly from what looked to be a regretful move for all of you.

Lucy is really cute, too. CBJ, DATY with a naked session. She's a great handworker. I would definitely repeat, and suck on those jumbo nipples again.

[Sea He Newb]

Candy at smiling art a month or so ago, great attitude, good massage, no negotiation, . 8 total. Been to smiling art plenty of times, but as usual, she's may not be there same.

Different Candy at Eternity, barely any teasing, pretty meh message, attitude wasn't bad but felt very uninterested / mechanical. Second time at Eternity, very different experience than the first which great. $ total.

Where can I find some big (natural) titties to play with? The bigger the better. I'm only interested in HE, maybe boob job. I was lucky enough to visit Lin's last year when I first got into the hobby, but was too green to ask Ms. Wonderful to take her goodies out Ideally the location is around or south of eternity and around or north of Sodo.

Thanks, and happy hobbying.

[Moose21]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/puyal...8/378804100297

Has anyone been to this place? Except for the phone number, the ad is identical to a place in Olympia I had fun at recently.

Thanks.

[NeedsGlasses]

Bakers and donuts. I love it!

I was looking for a massage, but I also wanted to cheer myself up.

Walked-in and got Mia. Mia is a petite MILF. She looks okay, and she might have been a spinner during her younger days. She had B cups that sag a little bit. She gave a below average massage with okay strength. No teasing during the massage. We negotiated on the flip 1.7 donuts (total of 2.4 donuts) for a full service. She started with CBJ over 69. I could tell that she was enjoying it because she would take short pauses until she came. DATY felt clean. The session got really bad during CFS due to the following interruptions:

- It started getting busy, and customers started coming in, and there were only 2 bakers working at that time. There are monitors inside the room, so you would know what is going on outside the room.....-

[Doctor Pepper]

Can confirm SeaBreeze is HE and not manual (thank goodness). Stopped in last week to check it out, was greeted by the MS (Jimi?) who is a cute little thing. My mistake thinking she was going to be the one doing the massage. Handed over my. 7 for the hour, shown to the room, then got switched up 5 minutes later. Gigi was her name. Wore a mask but I was happy even with the switch. She was curvy, flirty, and friendly. Nice relaxing massage with all the right teasing, flip, no negotiation about tip (just a quick, "You do yourself?" question and a quick "Nope" from me), before she went to work. . 40 tip, left happy.

Fast forward to today, Jimi greeted me, but a customer had come JUST before me and she was already about to start with him. I came early so there was nobody else working. She called her other employee on the phone (Lisa) and told me to wait 15 minutes. Ok no problem, I can wait. Lisa came after 15 minutes, was slightly younger (but Jimi is cuter, in my opinion). A more mechanical massage, less teasing, until she got to the legs. After the flip, here came the negotiations, killing the mood. And she really would not budge on. 60. I ended up tipping. 20 for the massage and leaving frustrated. Nice girl, just stubborn negotiator.

All in all, I'll probably be back, but not to see Lisa. Still want to try Jimi. Gigi is apparently gone now (so Lisa says), so who knows.

Happy hobbying,

DrP.

[MntSigma]

Hello. Member from denver. Looking for something near SeaTac. Unfortunately only in town two days. Would prefer a place that offers FS and not by some old HAG. Willing to share any info on Denver scene. Thanks for the help. Feel free to PM.

[KnoxNenters]

Can confirm. She's at 31X NW 85th St. I'm not sure how long she will be there, though, so act fast.

She just told me she has to pack up and go to China tomorrow. But don't worry, she'll be back at the end of September. She's supposed to let me know as soon as she's back. I'll let y'all know.

[HouseFriedRice]

I don't know about help with getting hard (still OK at 60) but taking Zinc sure makes for a bigger load. I've a few ladies be surprised.

How much zinc are you taking per day? I take some sometimes during the winter, but even 50 mg can make me a bit nauseous and not sure I noticed any diff in the volume of loads, though I didn't really take it too consistently.

[SomeOne8492]

There's a new parlor called Kiwi Spa next to Bomei in Lake City 125th and 35th. It used to be a dentist. Has anyone tried it?

[HouseFriedRice]

Saw Lili, good looking spinner with B cups. I'd guess she's in her early 30's.

Nice relaxing massage overall, her signature seems to be getting up on the table and using her knees to massage your back and legs. She was also playful, slapping my butt and giggling or doing other sorta weird things that I found endearing. HE finish as she asked for $ $ for FS which is a bit high IMO and I didn't bring that with me today.

Even though she shorted me 10-15 minutes I'd still give her a thumbs up because I found her quite attractive and she has a great personality. Enjoy, but don't wear her out!

[Xxp13]

How did you decide that these were the code words to use?

Facepalm.

You get the point. Face palm on you.

[VillageRat]

How did you decide that these were the code words to use?

Facepalm.

I was looking for a massage, but I also wanted to cheer myself up.

Walked-in and got Mia. Mia is a petite MILF. She looks okay, and she might have been a spinner during her younger days. She had B cups that sag a little bit. She gave a below average massage with okay strength. No teasing during the massage. We negotiated on the flip 1.7 donuts (total of 2.4 donuts) for a full service. She started with CBJ over 69. I could tell that she was enjoying it because she would take short pauses until she came. DATY felt clean. The session got really bad during CFS due to the following interruptions:

- It started getting busy, and customers started coming in, and there were only 2 bakers working at that time. There are monitors inside the room, so you would know what is going on outside the room.

- A customer walked in, but he started talking so loud because he got told to wait in another room.

- Another customer walked in, but refused to wait in another room and stood up in the hallway arguing with another baker. I guess he did not understand that it was just a temporary waiting area as other customer has to leave for privacy reason.

[Xxp13]

I was looking for a massage, but I also wanted to cheer myself up.

Walked-in and got Mia. Mia is a petite MILF. She looks okay, and she might have been a spinner during her younger days. She had B cups that sag a little bit. She gave a below average massage with okay strength. No teasing during the massage. We negotiated on the flip 1.7 donuts (total of 2.4 donuts) for a full service. She started with CBJ over 69. I could tell that she was enjoying it because she would take short pauses until she came. DATY felt clean. The session got really bad during CFS due to the following interruptions:

- It started getting busy, and customers started coming in, and there were only 2 bakers working at that time. There are monitors inside the room, so you would know what is going on outside the room.

- A customer walked in, but he started talking so loud because he got told to wait in another room.

- Another customer walked in, but refused to wait in another room and stood up in the hallway arguing with another baker. I guess he did not understand that it was just a temporary waiting area as other customer has to leave for privacy reason.

I was so close to come into conclusion, but the interruptions killed the mood. I was never able to get off. Mia gave me her number instead to make a reservation as she promised to give me 1 hr service for the price of half hour. Honestly, I am not coming back. The massage places are getting expensive. The interruptions are not worth the experience. People need to learn how to be discreet. If it is busy, then just walk away!

[Regularity]

I stopped in a month or so ago. There was papasan sitting by the door. That was a first for me. I just turned around and left.

I know what you mean. Papasans out in full view make things strange and awkward. There was a place in Vancouver years ago that had a papasan out in the front lobby. The place was actually good, so I just uneasily put up with the papasan out in front. The ladies provided very good appointments.

A lot of these places have a papasans, but they usually make the smart business decision to stay in the background and out of sight.

[GoldMinerLxv]

So how old are you guys that are struggling with doing the deed? I'm just over 50 and starting to notice some drop off in size and quality of erections. But only when I play the home game. When I'm out mongering or getting a HE I still get full mast.

I do agree that working out helps crank up testosterone and leads to better boners. But wonder what I should expect as I cross to mid 50's or sixties.

I can still do two pops in a HH session but only if I live like a monk the preceding week.

I'm 70+ and even though I always pop 2 pills an hour before going for massage, I really don't have trouble getting hard. My problem is that I need it to last a long time because it takes me a long time to pop now and sometimes I don't pop at all, even when FS ends & she starts up with a HJ. And when I do pop, the amount of my load isn't much now. I can easily do DIY at home if I want to and without the pills with good visual stimulation if you get my drift, but I stopped DIY several years ago because I want the feel of a woman's kitty or her hand, except for my wife's.