Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

Thank you Aussie Fury.

Emma is Awesome!

Lulu, BBBJ, and WOW!

I never review, rarely here, rarely on TNA.

But, I just had to.

I only had 10 minutes to burn, with a perfect 10.

She turned a lurker into a review. I go back a long ways, Naestaya, 25 years ago, when the Internet was was pixels banging and chat rooms full of fat weirdos on dialup and Mad dog 2020.

Emma is top notch. Worth reviewing. She even seems normal. I highly recommend. Don't buy your wife flowers, see Emma. She'll make your miserable life Emmazing!

If you ask Emma why she's so good, she will tell you: she loves sex. She also happens to be exceptionally good at it.

Welcome to the Emma fan club.

[Wheezy]

Thank you Aussie Fury.

Emma is Awesome!

Lulu, BBBJ, and WOW!

I never review, rarely here, rarely on TNA.

But, I just had to.

I only had 10 minutes to burn, with a perfect 10.

She turned a lurker into a review. I go back a long ways, Naestaya, 25 years ago, when the Internet was was pixels banging and chat rooms full of fat weirdos on dialup and Mad dog 2020.

Emma is top notch. Worth reviewing. She even seems normal. I highly recommend. Don't buy your wife flowers, see Emma. She'll make your miserable life Emmazing!

[SeaMonstes5678]

Stopped in Lulu yesterday and was met by Emma. She's got a great body. B-cups and no mommy marks. Maybe 5'1, 105 lbs. Face is 7/10 but definitely cute. She is very enthusiastic and very good English. BBBJ skills are on point! This girl is either is a convincing actress or loves sex. She will tell you what she wants to get her there! Will definitely repeat.

Hello Gents.

It's been a while since my last post. Was in Portugal Lisbon for the job and OMG the women. Was able reel in a couple of Americans wild on vacation and some local talent just spent money on drinks. It was in play land. However I am now back home. Last night went to Lotus to see Cherry she was not there and made my way over to LuLu Emma was there. Please read anything Aussie says about her. No need for me to re-invent the wheel. Me and Emma have great history together. It just so happens that YoYo came along. Anyway we start off where we last ended. That girl is sooooooo amazing. I am happy and sad at the same time Cherry was not at Lotus. After our session, she brings in the new girl CoCo. And says I should see her only is she is not busy ha ha. I forgot how much fun that girl in.

Stay safe Gents.

CHEERS.

[BeaverTamer]

Stopped in Lulu yesterday and was met by Emma. She's got a great body. B-cups and no mommy marks. Maybe 5'1, 105 lbs. Face is 7/10 but definitely cute. She is very enthusiastic and very good English. BBBJ skills are on point! This girl is either is a convincing actress or loves sex. She will tell you what she wants to get her there! Will definitely repeat.

[AussieFury]

Tried out Labellas this afternoon and met (Not) Ava. Another friend of Emmas from New York. I thought I was meeting AVA but this girl was actually somebody else. Not sure what her name was now that I've been corrected.

When girls describe themselves as curvy, (Not)Ava is the type of curvy they wish they were. Great Curves and narrow waist like a true hourglass. Some of the best man-made I've ever seen. The scars are so faint they'd be easy to miss. About the only way to really tell they're fake is they're just too perfect to be natural. Felt amazing. Sensitive big nipples.

Very pretty face, great slightly reddish tint hair, extremely sweet soothing voice. English not too bad. No translator app needed.

Safety girl, regular up front donation all-in like Aussie taught us.

(Not)Ava is only here this week she says, so you better get down if you want to see her. If it wasn't AVA, she was just going along making me think it was AVA, and I was just too distracted by her tits to really pay any attention.

AC had problems, so you might want to go earlier in the day than I did.

Vivi is "Not Eva. " I'd call her face "cute" and her body "slightly chubby. " Big knockers for sure, tho. She can take a POUNDING. I didn't visit her but I sat in the lobby waiting for her to finish with her existing client. To the tall AA dude in the baseball cap and Caddy: DAMN, bro. You got stamina.

The other girl is Eva. Skinny, fake Ds, prettyish face with acne scars. She was busy or I'd have stayed.

MM is open again but I think it might be new owners. Two ladies: Alice is a cute tall MILF Cherry is an average looking auntie. Both were wearing yoga leggings (never a good sign) and Barbie pink nail salon tech tops. I got a strangely legit vibe. I didn't stick around to test my theory.

MILF Linda at the little shoppe across from Injoy looked good and I thought about staying, but I wanted to check Injoy first. Glad I did. Yuki (previously at Goddess FedWay) is awesome. Cute, BANGING body, great rack, perfect English so that dirty talk is fun. CBJ but everything else like I like it. Playful and fun fun fun. No fingers near any openings is her preference. There for 10 days then will be across the street. If you like playful spinners with curves, you'll like Yuki. Takes a SOLID pounding.

Injoy has a plain looking auntie there who has a legit massage license. She only does legit massage. Smart move since Tacoma is using license violations to shut spots down.

I also heard QQ might be open again but didn't check.

[Goofy Dog]

Tried out Labellas this afternoon and met (Not) Ava. Another friend of Emmas from New York. I thought I was meeting AVA but this girl was actually somebody else. Not sure what her name was now that I've been corrected.

When girls describe themselves as curvy, (Not)Ava is the type of curvy they wish they were. Great Curves and narrow waist like a true hourglass. Some of the best man-made I've ever seen. The scars are so faint they'd be easy to miss. About the only way to really tell they're fake is they're just too perfect to be natural. Felt amazing. Sensitive big nipples.

Very pretty face, great slightly reddish tint hair, extremely sweet soothing voice. English not too bad. No translator app needed.

Safety girl, regular up front donation all-in like Aussie taught us.

(Not)Ava is only here this week she says, so you better get down if you want to see her. If it wasn't AVA, she was just going along making me think it was AVA, and I was just too distracted by her tits to really pay any attention.

AC had problems, so you might want to go earlier in the day than I did.

[Menyake]

Drove by today and saw the massage and open signs lit up. Back parking lot was full and one monger walking in. Continued to drive by.

[Shogun Hua]

Same experience here. Went in for Alyssa but was told only Tong Tong available. She looked good and flirty but major disappointment after clothes came off.

I have been two Lotus 3 times and each one has been bait and switch.

I usually haven't had an issue with Lotus in the past, except for the first time with Alyssa. They told me that Alyssa was available. She was there, but Aunt Flo was in town and Cherry stepped in and I left happy. Usually I just call or text in and they let me know who is working.

Thanks for the tips on Tong Tong, I definitely will pass on that therapist.

[Pigrig]

Forget Tacoma. It's been ratchet this month. Head to Federal Way.

Want your world rocked by an athletic nympho? See Alyssa at Lotus.

Want to be pampered and serviced like a king? See Bebe at Alice.

Want to immediately have a new ATF who is hot, legit loves sex and is REALLY good at it? You want Emma at Lulu.

Like a big boob hottie who can ride you like a bucking bronco? See Mia at Ocean 3.

Only spot I like in TAC right now is Injoy. Jojo there is great.

Sweet a menu.

I'm going to try them all. Might even hit a rubmap stellar over rated one to wast some money to even things out.

[LoveStallion]

Tong tong was an attractive disappointment.

Same experience here. Went in for Alyssa but was told only Tong Tong available. She looked good and flirty but major disappointment after clothes came off.

I have been two Lotus 3 times and each one has been bait and switch.

[Court1408]

FW is a bit of a trek for me but I finally made my way there to see what it was about.

I wanted to see if I could catch Alyssa at Lotus but I pulled a supposedly new girl Tong Tong. I didn't ask if Alyssa was available (I should have), because Tong Tong was good looking enough, with a tall slender figure and a nice rack. Shoulder length hair, dirty bleach blonde highlights. Asked for an hour and handed her the amount I would for an hour but was told she only wanted to do 30 min (strike one). Which I unfortunately agreed to. Massage was lame so I went for an early flip since that was what I was there for. Off came the clothes but she had nipple covers on which was a turn off. I guess they're too sensitive? She has a nice figure and soft porcelain skin but has a notable bird or phoenix tattoo on her belly (seemed familiar) and stretch marks from pregnancy (not a problem for me). No BJ, not even covered. Strike two. She didn't last long on top and after switching it up, she started to rush me to finish. Maybe after 5 minutes (strike three). I finished maybe under 10 min into the action, cleaned up and still was shorted time. On my way out I saw a much prettier girl in their "employee lounge" area, whom I assume is Alyssa. I should have just asked for her from the get go. I struck out at Lotus. I might have to come back just for Alyssa if she's around a little longer..

Tong tong was an attractive disappointment.

[AussieFury]

200 all in is the going rate. I'd recomend skipping the negotiations, house fee, and tipping. The girls seem to appreciate the simplicity, and she knows right away what you expect. You're unlikely to get better service for a bigger tip, the menue is usually based on her prefference and how she likes you, not the "tip".

Ask for an hour, but don't worry about getting every minute. The time depends mostly on how busy she is.

100% this.

[Kinkaid69]

200 all in is the going rate. I'd recomend skipping the negotiations, house fee, and tipping. The girls seem to appreciate the simplicity, and she knows right away what you expect. You're unlikely to get better service for a bigger tip, the menue is usually based on her prefference and how she likes you, not the "tip".

Ask for an hour, but don't worry about getting every minute. The time depends mostly on how busy she is.

How much was she all in? And did you get full hour?

[AussieFury]

How much was she all in? And did you get full hour?

Unless I say otherwise, I am always a 200 all in client.

Unless I feel rushed, I don't use time as a metric for a successful visit.

[Mitch Cor]

How much was she all in? And did you get full hour?

Fed Way.

Alice Massage.

Bebe.

Tall, gorgeous, hot AF.

Body = GOD DAMN.

Megawatt smile.

Excellent English.

Excellent massage.

Excellent confident eye contact.

Excellent massage. Legit good.

Superstar extras. Great energy. CBJ is only room for any improvement. Otherwise literally a perfect visit.

Shaved smooth. Pretty little innie.

10/10 will bang weekly until she's gone.

Fun, fun, fun.

Tell her hi from "J" and ask for the "YOU ME MASSAGE SPECIAL. " It will make her laugh.