Massage Parlor Reports

**Pau Ford** · 07-28-23 21:20

It's kind of silly to limit yourself to walking distance establishments. You are the prime tourist area of the city this is 100% not where you'll find rub and tug places. $10-$15 uber / taxi ride and you'll have a bunch of solid places to pick from.

As mentioned below SXL is in the 1400 block of S Michigan is really your only option if you are up for a 2. 2 mile walk in the heat.

Originally Posted by DawgDaddy [View Original Post]

Coming to CHI Aug 9-12. Any AMPs within walking distance of the Magnificent Mile or Streeterville? I realize rent may be too high for such establishments, but one never knows.

Thanks in advance.

DD.

**Jinurso** · 07-28-23 18:53

Originally Posted by DawgDaddy [View Original Post]

Coming to CHI Aug 9-12. Any AMPs within walking distance of the Magnificent Mile or Streeterville? I realize rent may be too high for such establishments, but one never knows.

Thanks in advance.

DD.

Downtown is more the domain of independent escort incalls and agencies. You'll have to do some traveling for AMPs but unless Uber is out of the question for you, you're only ten minutes away from a lot of massage places a couple of neighborhoods over.

**OF Charlie** · 07-28-23 18:39

Originally Posted by DawgDaddy [View Original Post]

Coming to CHI Aug 9-12. Any AMPs within walking distance of the Magnificent Mile or Streeterville? I realize rent may be too high for such establishments, but one never knows.

Thanks in advance.

DD.

The closest is SXL. It's about 3 miles from Mag Mile. 3 miles is not really walkable unless you consider a 45 minutes walk as within walking distance.

To save time and money (if you don't want to take uber), take the number 3 bus at the corner of Michigan and Erie and ride it down south and get off at Michigan and 14th. SXL is a one minute walk from the stop.

Plenty of reviews on this place. It's a pretty expensive place.

**Member #6386** · 07-28-23 16:58

Coming to CHI Aug 9-12. Any AMPs within walking distance of the Magnificent Mile or Streeterville? I realize rent may be too high for such establishments, but one never knows.

Thanks in advance.

DD.

**Chiguyxxx** · 07-28-23 13:53

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Athena is definitely her pic, you can tell they were taken at one of the CLM locations. Nikki is PROBABLY using her pic. I can't say 100% because I don't recall her having boobs quite that large but she otherwise looks like the photo. They both have similar menus. Previously Athena would ask +100 CBJ and +300 for CFS, but some guys were saying they've had success with +200 lately because all the other girls have standardized on it.

Nikki is Latina and probably mid-20's and part of the crew of friends all there now. Athena is late-20's or maybe 30 and is classic Chicago Italian girl. She's got a kid but you can't really see any baby damage. I didn't know until she told me.

Thank you very much sir.

**Jinurso** · 07-28-23 13:06

Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx [View Original Post]

Don't suppose you have seen Athena or Nikki? I'd love to know if THOSE pics are real and what their menus are like. Might end up taking one for the team if no one knows.

Athena is definitely her pic, you can tell they were taken at one of the CLM locations. Nikki is PROBABLY using her pic. I can't say 100% because I don't recall her having boobs quite that large but she otherwise looks like the photo. They both have similar menus. Previously Athena would ask +100 CBJ and +300 for CFS, but some guys were saying they've had success with +200 lately because all the other girls have standardized on it.

Nikki is Latina and probably mid-20's and part of the crew of friends all there now. Athena is late-20's or maybe 30 and is classic Chicago Italian girl. She's got a kid but you can't really see any baby damage. I didn't know until she told me.

**Zack Lawrence** · 07-28-23 12:49

Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx [View Original Post]

Don't suppose you have seen Athena or Nikki? I'd love to know if THOSE pics are real and what their menus are like. Might end up taking one for the team if no one knows.

I'm here for just today can someone let me know where CLM is and what the actual name is? Thanks.

**Chiguyxxx** · 07-28-23 12:23

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Zara is a total sweetheart. Really great person to be around. Personally, her menu wasn't quite what I like so I haven't repeated, but she's probably the prettiest girl there.

Adele's got a sexy body. Her picture is reasonably accurate. I know it's her because she's worn that lingerie before. The only thing to know is that she's got a little bit of baby damage that doesn't appear in the photo. Also, I'd give her body an 8 and face a 6. 5.

Don't suppose you have seen Athena or Nikki? I'd love to know if THOSE pics are real and what their menus are like. Might end up taking one for the team if no one knows.

**OF Charlie** · 07-28-23 11:44

Originally Posted by LittleVegas [View Original Post]

Anybody know what happened to Exercise Spa in Mount Prospect / Elk Grove Village? That place was always a fun time.

That place being closed led me to Tokyo Spa by reading the forum. The door was locked so I had to ring and wait outside which sucked. I got the same girl. I think NOKA or MOKA might be right. I had the same experience. NOKA is attractive and has really nice big tits but overall her vibe is very plain and conservative. She asked for $300 in the room before we began which is a first for me. I gave it but if I didn't read the forum I think that would have been odd. Slightly expensive for a MP.

The biggest plus is I'm a big fan of table showers and this one was extended. She got fully naked right away. Went face up first for a scrubbing. Then face down for more cleaning and she got on top for body sliding. Then face up again for a shorter time than I wanted for more sliding. She used the Nuru gel but I didn't think it made a difference vs soap. After standing up she gave a BBBJ for like 10 seconds. No rimming and no p2 p.

Back to the room and Naka stayed in the bath area which you can see from the room. I guess they didn't level the new bathroom right. She has to use a broom to sweep the water into the drain LOL.

Interesting that the routine is different. Naka escalated the sex first and left the massage at the end. I prefer the buildup but didn't mind it. Sex was OK. I'm smaller and was definitely swimming inside her with lots of extra room. Pretty pussy but not tight (at least for me).

Leaving there was a second girl straight lounging on the couch in the front. She was attractive. Naka asked me to leave out the back but it was dark so I left out the front. Weird again.

Only because of the new and big shower area I might repeat but with another girl.

2 new girls starting on August 1st. Their normal rotation is the 1st and the 16th for new girls. Sometimes it's different, but for most part you can expect to see 2 new girls starting on the 1st and the 16th.

**Jinurso** · 07-28-23 11:39

Originally Posted by SecretChicago7 [View Original Post]

Everything said about her is true. She is smoking hot with an amazing body and attitude. L2 available and said sometimes more with regulars.

I also happened to see Adele walking by and she seems like a young fit good looker.

Enjoy.

Zara is a total sweetheart. Really great person to be around. Personally, her menu wasn't quite what I like so I haven't repeated, but she's probably the prettiest girl there.

Adele's got a sexy body. Her picture is reasonably accurate. I know it's her because she's worn that lingerie before. The only thing to know is that she's got a little bit of baby damage that doesn't appear in the photo. Also, I'd give her body an 8 and face a 6. 5.

**Jinurso** · 07-28-23 11:15

Originally Posted by RedPiller [View Original Post]

I've had good experiences with CLM before but I know it depends on the woman. Was it merely a HE on the menu or more available with either of them?

Most of the girls have formed a bit of an alliance. It's because a lot of the new ones are longtime friends who recruited each other. So they basically coached each other into a standardized menu of +$100 CBJ and +200 CFS. You may occasionally negotiate lower, but nobody is charging higher anymore. Why bother paying +300 for Athena when you can get the same service from Nikki who is just as hot? All the girls know that now so it actually brought prices down.

What's great is that the randomness of CLM has gotten a lot better with the influx of a whole crew. There's still a YMMV element for anything other than that standard menu. Whether that's a good thing or bad thing depends on how much you like the sport of mongering VS just skipping the games.

**JoeColorado** · 07-28-23 09:44

Is BHC back open?

**SecretChicago7** · 07-28-23 08:55

Everything said about her is true. She is smoking hot with an amazing body and attitude. L2 available and said sometimes more with regulars.

I also happened to see Adele walking by and she seems like a young fit good looker.

Enjoy.