Strip Club Reports

[XaDudeX]

Reread Sam's post. He said "Fortunately no Torri though. ".

Wow, thanks. Don't know why my eyes just glossed right over that. I was curious to hear what spot it was of his that she happened to hit, if that weren't the case!

[Time Twist]

Ah, a Tori fan. What's it about her that you're into?

Reread Sam's post. He said "Fortunately no Torri though. ".

[XaDudeX]

Just had a total dud of an afternoon at the Inkster spots.

Started at Criket, got there around 1 it was pretty empty only like 3 other mongers there, and about 6 dancers. Sat at the bar & chatted with Sunday, who was nice but not my type at all. Tall, bigger girl covered in tats & piercings. Sent her away and Chloe came stumbling over she is just a mess. She asked if she could sit next to me, I said no I was waiting on someone, she sat down anyway. Asked me to buy her a drink when the bartender came over, I said no, she ordered one anyway so I literally told the bartender "I'm not buying her that. " She asked Chloe if she still wanted it, she said no. Told her I wasn't looking for dances, she just kept rubbing on me anyway.

I think the bouncer could tell I wanted nothing to do with her bc he came over and said someone needed her in back. She was like "OK give me a minute" and he literally said "now," and made her walk in back with him. Candace came up & asked if I was waiting for Chloe, I said no you can sit with me. I've seen her before she used to go by Elizabeth. Anyway a few minutes later Chloe came stumbling back over and just plopped down on the other side of me, wrapped her arm around me and said to Candace "I'm sitting with him. " Candace I could tell wanted nothing to do with crazy so she was like "whatever, he said I can sit here but I don't want anything getting started," and she left.

Chloe again asked me to buy her a drink while trying to rub on me as I was pulling away, at this point I was done with mine & hadn't seen anyone of interest so I just got up and walked out without even saying anything to her. They've got to fire her, she is a complete mess every time.

Anyway I went first to Henry's where the lot was pretty bare. Walked in the open door and noticed hardly any lights were on. Their power was out & they had a generator going but it only powered the place a tiny bit. There were a couple of dancers but I turned around and went to Bogart's.

Bogie's was kind of bumping, presumably got all the Henry's people that day. 6-8 dancers but they were the usual old and or fat Bogart's girls. Fortunately no Torri though. I had one beer, chatted with some old blonde stripper that was probably 60, then left as there was no talent even worthy of being called "talent."

Overall dud of an afternoon and getting out of there was a ***** with all tons of traffic signals out. I may try again tonight or tomorrow evening but the dayshift down there has been brutal lately. Spent $9 at Criket on one beer + tip, and approx $15 at Bogie's on cover, one beer + tip.

Ah, a Tori fan. What's it about her that you're into?

[HarryDude]

A handful of girls I chill with from Legends started working here, so I checked the place out last Saturday night for the first time to show some support. I took an Uber, so no idea about valet costs. Entry was $20. The place seems much more spacious than Legends. The layout makes it easier to scope out the talent.

I sat at the bar and turned around to take in the sights. The bartender asked what I wanted and told her I needed a minute to decide. She never came back.

One of the girls I came to see spotted me. Wouldn't have been too difficult to see me seeing as there were only three other customers at the bar, too. We chatted about what she likes about Coli vs Legends. I don't remember much of what she said because I didn't care LOL.

She asked if I wanted to check out their VIP room since she hadn't been back there yet either. Sure, why not. $20 to the bouncer and I was able to choose my own seat. I chose the very back of the dark room. There were three other customers back there getting dances, too. We agreed on our usual 3 for $100. After 3 songs, she asked if I wanted to continue. I told her that's all the money I had for her and the rest was meant for another Legends girl I wanted to support. She slid her hand down my pants and said she could do that there. I played dumb and asked her what she was doing. She said she could do BBBJ if I was up for it. I was definitely up for it and am no stranger to extras, but didn't know girls could do them at Coli. She told me $200 but she'd cut me a deal since she knows me at $150. I told her $100 was all I had left and it was meant for her friend. She said she'd do it for $100, but only if I came back to see her this weekend. She got to business, did the deed, and swallowed it all. We were the only ones back there at this point.

I'd like to do FS with her if I can. Has anyone gotten FS at Coli recently? I usually get FS at Landing Strip for around $200-$250. Should I expect the same rates at Coli?

As for her, I don't want to name her publicly, but she's short, blonde, has been dancing for a few years. I can give more details via PM.

Pre curtains and certainly before I knew the bored I may have worked downtown for a bit company in a sales role. I did very well and often had lunch with a FS side with hot chicks from legend's. Before my employment in Detroit I had only gone to LS obviously fun FS, ace of spades and hustler. Ace when I had an AA desire and the others when I was close or passing through. After this bored I've found the cheap end of things and love the value. I'm sorry a 9 sometimes is often worse in bed than a 5 knowing she has to try harder. The older I get, I value money and cheaper thrills more knowing I've dated the 9's and also paid for the 9's and didn't get that much bang for the buck. Nevertheless I digress glad to hear 8 mile has some fun. Maybe I'll check it out after a few more reviews. But 3 or 4 Benji's for a 20 min or less session sounds a bit lame anymore, just see a hot escort.

[Marelobo Mex]

A handful of girls I chill with from Legends started working here

Thanks AP,

This is the most optimistic report I have read in a long time.

I used to have quite a bit of fun at Coli, but haven't been in years.

MM.

[Another Person]

A handful of girls I chill with from Legends started working here, so I checked the place out last Saturday night for the first time to show some support. I took an Uber, so no idea about valet costs. Entry was $20. The place seems much more spacious than Legends. The layout makes it easier to scope out the talent.

I sat at the bar and turned around to take in the sights. The bartender asked what I wanted and told her I needed a minute to decide. She never came back.

One of the girls I came to see spotted me. Wouldn't have been too difficult to see me seeing as there were only three other customers at the bar, too. We chatted about what she likes about Coli vs Legends. I don't remember much of what she said because I didn't care LOL.

She asked if I wanted to check out their VIP room since she hadn't been back there yet either. Sure, why not. $20 to the bouncer and I was able to choose my own seat. I chose the very back of the dark room. There were three other customers back there getting dances, too. We agreed on our usual 3 for $100. After 3 songs, she asked if I wanted to continue. I told her that's all the money I had for her and the rest was meant for another Legends girl I wanted to support. She slid her hand down my pants and said she could do that there. I played dumb and asked her what she was doing. She said she could do BBBJ if I was up for it. I was definitely up for it and am no stranger to extras, but didn't know girls could do them at Coli. She told me $200 but she'd cut me a deal since she knows me at $150. I told her $100 was all I had left and it was meant for her friend. She said she'd do it for $100, but only if I came back to see her this weekend. She got to business, did the deed, and swallowed it all. We were the only ones back there at this point.

I'd like to do FS with her if I can. Has anyone gotten FS at Coli recently? I usually get FS at Landing Strip for around $200-$250. Should I expect the same rates at Coli?

As for her, I don't want to name her publicly, but she's short, blonde, has been dancing for a few years. I can give more details via PM.

[SamPerkins420]

Dancer at bogies that was old. Did she have blonde hair (short or tracks? (Massive tits?

Sorry, didn't get the name of the grandma that wouldn't leave me alone. I should add that after a few minutes of "talking" to her (she was pretty much a spaced out idiot that couldn't hold any sort of conversation, and by then I had been there 15 minutes and realized there was no stripper there that was both under 50 why / o, and under 250 lbs), I told her I had to make a quick call outside. I had only drank half my beer so she said she'd stay at my table and make sure the waitress didn't take it.

I just hopped in my car and left.

[SamPerkins420]

Chloe needs to be put out to pasture, she is not good enough for SC, a better fit for her is H8.

I agree about Chloe, she sucks, they need to get rid of her.

I've been really disappointed with Criket day shift overall the last several months. It was great for years, both before & after covid. No valet, cover or bathroom troll, reliably hot women that would do anything, and nice big booths. And it was a great first stop before checking out Hank's or Bogie's.

Last three or four visits have all been total misses. I think I'm going to start going to BT's days, see how it compares right now.

[Rg0794]

I'm looking for older busty Dancers at clubs that don't charge a ton. Similar to Annabella from Bogarts. Bolt ons are fine I'm just not a fan of the rock hard man mades LOL. Preferably day shift through the week.

[Rg0794]

Dancer at bogies that was old. Did she have blonde hair (short or tracks? (Massive tits?

Annabella is absolutely incredible and has perfect tits. Didn't know they were bolt ons until she said they were. Super cool chick. I'm glad Bogies is 40 minutes from me or I'd be there multiple times a week to enjoy those tits. I've made the trip out there 2 or 3 times. Might have to go again next week. Anyone know when she works? I know it's only day shift.

[JackOfClubs]

Chloe needs to be put out to pasture, she is not good enough for SC, a better fit for her is H8.

[Marelobo Mex]

You may want to try Pantheon in Dearborn if you looking for black dancers, that is all they have there.

Pantheon also does floor dances like you were looking for.

[DooMama7]

Just had a total dud of an afternoon at the Inkster spots.

Started at Criket, got there around 1 it was pretty empty only like 3 other mongers there, and about 6 dancers. Sat at the bar & chatted with Sunday, who was nice but not my type at all. Tall, bigger girl covered in tats & piercings. Sent her away and Chloe came stumbling over she is just a mess. She asked if she could sit next to me, I said no I was waiting on someone, she sat down anyway. Asked me to buy her a drink when the bartender came over, I said no, she ordered one anyway so I literally told the bartender "I'm not buying her that. " She asked Chloe if she still wanted it, she said no. Told her I wasn't looking for dances, she just kept rubbing on me anyway.

I think the bouncer could tell I wanted nothing to do with her bc he came over and said someone needed her in back. She was like "OK give me a minute" and he literally said "now," and made her walk in back with him. Candace came up & asked if I was waiting for Chloe, I said no you can sit with me. I've seen her before she used to go by Elizabeth. Anyway a few minutes later Chloe came stumbling back over and just plopped down on the other side of me, wrapped her arm around me and said to Candace "I'm sitting with him. " Candace I could tell wanted nothing to do with crazy so she was like "whatever, he said I can sit here but I don't want anything getting started," and she left.

Chloe again asked me to buy her a drink while trying to rub on me as I was pulling away, at this point I was done with mine & hadn't seen anyone of interest so I just got up and walked out without even saying anything to her. They've got to fire her, she is a complete mess every time.

Anyway I went first to Henry's where the lot was pretty bare. Walked in the open door and noticed hardly any lights were on. Their power was out & they had a generator going but it only powered the place a tiny bit. There were a couple of dancers but I turned around and went to Bogart's.

Bogie's was kind of bumping, presumably got all the Henry's people that day. 6-8 dancers but they were the usual old and or fat Bogart's girls. Fortunately no Torri though. I had one beer, chatted with some old blonde stripper that was probably 60, then left as there was no talent even worthy of being called "talent."

Overall dud of an afternoon and getting out of there was a ***** with all tons of traffic signals out. I may try again tonight or tomorrow evening but the dayshift down there has been brutal lately. Spent $9 at Criket on one beer + tip, and approx $15 at Bogie's on cover, one beer + tip.

Dancer at bogies that was old. Did she have blonde hair (short or tracks? (Massive tits?

[SamPerkins420]

Just had a total dud of an afternoon at the Inkster spots.

Started at Criket, got there around 1 it was pretty empty only like 3 other mongers there, and about 6 dancers. Sat at the bar & chatted with Sunday, who was nice but not my type at all. Tall, bigger girl covered in tats & piercings. Sent her away and Chloe came stumbling over she is just a mess. She asked if she could sit next to me, I said no I was waiting on someone, she sat down anyway. Asked me to buy her a drink when the bartender came over, I said no, she ordered one anyway so I literally told the bartender "I'm not buying her that. " She asked Chloe if she still wanted it, she said no. Told her I wasn't looking for dances, she just kept rubbing on me anyway.

I think the bouncer could tell I wanted nothing to do with her bc he came over and said someone needed her in back. She was like "OK give me a minute" and he literally said "now," and made her walk in back with him. Candace came up & asked if I was waiting for Chloe, I said no you can sit with me. I've seen her before she used to go by Elizabeth. Anyway a few minutes later Chloe came stumbling back over and just plopped down on the other side of me, wrapped her arm around me and said to Candace "I'm sitting with him. " Candace I could tell wanted nothing to do with crazy so she was like "whatever, he said I can sit here but I don't want anything getting started," and she left.

Chloe again asked me to buy her a drink while trying to rub on me as I was pulling away, at this point I was done with mine & hadn't seen anyone of interest so I just got up and walked out without even saying anything to her. They've got to fire her, she is a complete mess every time.

Anyway I went first to Henry's where the lot was pretty bare. Walked in the open door and noticed hardly any lights were on. Their power was out & they had a generator going but it only powered the place a tiny bit. There were a couple of dancers but I turned around and went to Bogart's.

Bogie's was kind of bumping, presumably got all the Henry's people that day. 6-8 dancers but they were the usual old and or fat Bogart's girls. Fortunately no Torri though. I had one beer, chatted with some old blonde stripper that was probably 60, then left as there was no talent even worthy of being called "talent."

Overall dud of an afternoon and getting out of there was a ***** with all tons of traffic signals out. I may try again tonight or tomorrow evening but the dayshift down there has been brutal lately. Spent $9 at Criket on one beer + tip, and approx $15 at Bogie's on cover, one beer + tip.

[PooPooPants]

Lauren Kain is entirely retired from the industry and a successful nurse and business owner.

Well glad she's doing well.

Thanks for the 411.