Massage Parlor Reports

[BootyLover6996]

So after lurking on here for quite sometime I figured it was time for me to lose my monger virginity, and what better place than 8155 Spa!?

Went inside, the magnificent mamasan got me this beautiful Latina by the name of Kathy.

Cute little breasts and an amazing ass that I wouldn't mind eating tacos off of. She started my newbie ass off with a nice sensual massage for maybe 5 minutes before we got to action. That spicy hot tamale rode me to oblivion, let me go doggy and finished me off with an even intense riding session, we talking moaning, hands on my chest and all. Loved the experience and I can see how you can get addicted haha!

Damage was. 8 house fee + . 12 for the FS.

[BootyLover6996]

I had seen her many years back with megansmodels but every time I went to ISabai, she was either busy or not there. I wanted to see if it was her. Funny that I went earlier this week and to the back door and a petite decent looking (I would almost say cute) Viet / Thai girl with jet black hair answered and I was asking her questions about Natalie and she said to call ahead tomorrow and schedule. I wanted to chat up this cute lady some more but I ended up leaving quickly because that back street is actually a busy goddamn street and two mothers walking by were kinda checking me out like they knew what was up and I hate the feeling. One of the reasons why I go to AMPs 99.9% of the time.

So I asked a few people for ideas on who I may have seen and they said maybe Ava and as much as I wanted to see Natalie, I was trying to figure out who this girl was that answered the door. Anyways, I called later in the day and scheduled an appointment with Natalie for mid-day. I get to the back street, surprisingly quiet, park, go to the back entrance, knock on it and a voice answers and opens and there she is in all her glory, Natalie. It really was her. (No sign of the cute girl I was interested in seeing, but Natalie is great too.).

She was wearing like some tight yoga pants and a grey top. Her ass is great man. Its not black-female disgusting junk in the trunk, its thick girl big and shapely. We chitchat inside the room, she remembers me surprisingly. I have not been to many AMPs, so I'm completely rusty and she just says face down, I'll come back. So off with my clothes, dimmed the lights (there are some lights that kinda project to the floor so you can see, some light music was going on, the table was clean, nice clean sheets, smelled nice.) She comes back, starts an amazing massage, really strong and good, and starts chatting. As she walks towards the head of the table, I run my hands along her huge ass while she is massaging me and she says "Oh, your massaging me!" Asks me when I want to flip over and I'm like right now. Flip over, she asks what I want, I put two fingers up and she says ok, disrobes, lets me run my hands all over that big ass.

How much did you pay In total?

[Jbjb1983]

Attention My Brothers:

You are all spooking her with your calls to book mentioning her by name. There is only one woman who works here. If you call ahead and book, you will see the provider I reviewed below guaranteed. Please use some discretion. Don't say her name before she tells it to you.

Be cool. Have fun.

What?? She wasnt freaked when I first saw her. Are you her management or something?? When I first saw Sue she was cool. Called and made an appointment using her name after I was inside I told her my friends saw her and he recommended to put her at ease but she already had her tits out. Sue been around for a while.

[Fat Jerk76]

Attention My Brothers:

You are all spooking her with your calls to book mentioning her by name. There is only one woman who works here. If you call ahead and book, you will see the provider I reviewed below guaranteed. Please use some discretion. Don't say her name before she tells it to you.

Be cool. Have fun.

Sue is the best. I recently moved much further away but I keep driving back to culver city to get my monthly tune-up and ball drain. Sue knows my body well and takes direction "soft, medium, hard?" well. Now that we know each other she expects my hand to be roaming up her legs, butt and Bush well before the flip. She mounts the table between my feet and treats my bunghole to a nice oily massage while teasing and stroking my taint, balls and blue-pilled boner until I'm nearly convulsing and falling off the table. Good thing Sue has good quality, large tables in her two-room shack. Everything is always clean and smelling good. Towels and sheets are new and soft. Any moderately seasoned parlor monger knows the awful feeling of a scratchy, ancient towel being used to get the oil off your body like sandpaper. Not so at Wen. Sue makes you feel like a cozy baby in a crib. After the flip more fun begins. Now I'm a long time customer so first timers might not get the full show. Sue unzips her dress and tosses it aside her perfect natural C-cups with big nipple point straight at me. Sue's tits are outstanding. She pulls don her undies so I can roam everywhere. Sue does NOT like penetraion with fingers so its just a massage affair. She goes nice and slow contining to tease my taint, balls, asshole and cock. One tit goes in my mouth, the other goes on my boner. She jerks like she really wants me to paint her left tit with baby batter. I tell her to slow down so my finish is long and decorates the ceiling. YMMV with Sue, trust me, multiple visits and things get naughtier and naughtier. Let her do her thing and you'll be rewarded. . 6 + . 6.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Not sure if this is the right place to post this spa but the city of Whittier isn't an option. This AMP is close to San Gabriel in a small strip mall on the opposite end of Yum Yum donuts. It's just off the 605 on Whittier Blvd. It's listed as a nail salon on Google maps but trust me when I say you're going to like the suckee fuckee you get here a lot more than a mani pedi.

I've been here before and it's only been open for a few months. I've met some young 20-30 year old hotties that will provide a GFE with the best of them. A bit out of my way, but apparently they have been getting a lot of customers from San Diego. That's a hell of a drive to bust a nut so they must be doing something right considering all the AMPs around LA and SD.

I'm starting to see a trend with some AMPs where they offer an all inclusive price with a set menu. Total package includes house fee and services, usually 30-minutes.

I like a girl named Coco. I know, there's a million girls named Coco at AMPs but this one looks mid twenties, cute, petite, all natural and can actually provide a decent massage. But her real talents are not about her massage skills unless you're taking about massaging your wanker.

Not sure if this goes for all the girls at this spa, but this is Coco's menu. She says for 30 minutes you pay 130 total, I give you BJ and boom boom with condom. I'm thinking wow! 130, all in, for CBJ and CFS. Fuck me!

So just for the hell of it I ask what else do you offer? She said 30 minutes VIP treatment is 200. What's VIP? We shower together, I give you nuru, suck cock no condom, you come in my mouth, 69, Kissy Kissy, I lick your anus, fuck with condom. Sign me up for VIP!

I hope more girls and AMPs use this business model, especially when they've got a hottie and skilled provider like Coco.

Nice so its a Nail Salon?

[EasyPeasyDong]

I had seen her many years back with megansmodels but every time I went to ISabai, she was either busy or not there. I wanted to see if it was her. Funny that I went earlier this week and to the back door and a petite decent looking (I would almost say cute) Viet / Thai girl with jet black hair answered and I was asking her questions about Natalie and she said to call ahead tomorrow and schedule. I wanted to chat up this cute lady some more but I ended up leaving quickly because that back street is actually a busy goddamn street and two mothers walking by were kinda checking me out like they knew what was up and I hate the feeling. One of the reasons why I go to AMPs 99.9% of the time.

For the guy who PMd, me you need to clear your inbox so I can respond. Its not allowing me to send you messages.

[Businessman69]

Visiting LA soon and was curious if any of you mongers know where there might be some thick booty providers? I'm an ass man LOL. I was told LA might have some Latina providers too! Feel free to Pm me.

Cheers!

-BM69.

[Muchcumm0013]

Not sure if this is the right place to post this spa but the city of Whittier isn't an option. This AMP is close to San Gabriel in a small strip mall on the opposite end of Yum Yum donuts. It's just off the 605 on Whittier Blvd. It's listed as a nail salon on Google maps but trust me when I say you're going to like the suckee fuckee you get here a lot more than a mani pedi.

I've been here before and it's only been open for a few months. I've met some young 20-30 year old hotties that will provide a GFE with the best of them. A bit out of my way, but apparently they have been getting a lot of customers from San Diego. That's a hell of a drive to bust a nut so they must be doing something right considering all the AMPs around LA and SD.

I'm starting to see a trend with some AMPs where they offer an all inclusive price with a set menu. Total package includes house fee and services, usually 30-minutes.

I like a girl named Coco. I know, there's a million girls named Coco at AMPs but this one looks mid twenties, cute, petite, all natural and can actually provide a decent massage. But her real talents are not about her massage skills unless you're taking about massaging your wanker.

Not sure if this goes for all the girls at this spa, but this is Coco's menu. She says for 30 minutes you pay 130 total, I give you BJ and boom boom with condom. I'm thinking wow! 130, all in, for CBJ and CFS. Fuck me!

So just for the hell of it I ask what else do you offer? She said 30 minutes VIP treatment is 200. What's VIP? We shower together, I give you nuru, suck cock no condom, you come in my mouth, 69, Kissy Kissy, I lick your anus, fuck with condom. Sign me up for VIP!

I hope more girls and AMPs use this business model, especially when they've got a hottie and skilled provider like Coco.

[JamesMcCoy692]

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rance-ca-17036#review-1653504.

I've seen this place on rubmaps, anyone been here, if so is it worth?

That place used to be really good, but since the pandemic they haven't been the same. I've only gone twice since the pandemic and both times were bad. One was a skinny white girl that was super not into it. The other time was with a Latina. She wasn't bad, but it definitely wasn't the type of service they used to give before the pandemic. Your experience probably depends pretty deeply on who you get, but I didn't think it was worth it. Oh, also they're into up selling there. If you don't care for the "nuru" and just want FS, you can get it cheaper elsewhere.

[EasyPeasyDong]

I had seen her many years back with megansmodels but every time I went to ISabai, she was either busy or not there. I wanted to see if it was her. Funny that I went earlier this week and to the back door and a petite decent looking (I would almost say cute) Viet / Thai girl with jet black hair answered and I was asking her questions about Natalie and she said to call ahead tomorrow and schedule. I wanted to chat up this cute lady some more but I ended up leaving quickly because that back street is actually a busy goddamn street and two mothers walking by were kinda checking me out like they knew what was up and I hate the feeling. One of the reasons why I go to AMPs 99.9% of the time.

So I asked a few people for ideas on who I may have seen and they said maybe Ava and as much as I wanted to see Natalie, I was trying to figure out who this girl was that answered the door. Anyways, I called later in the day and scheduled an appointment with Natalie for mid-day. I get to the back street, surprisingly quiet, park, go to the back entrance, knock on it and a voice answers and opens and there she is in all her glory, Natalie. It really was her. (No sign of the cute girl I was interested in seeing, but Natalie is great too.).

She was wearing like some tight yoga pants and a grey top. Her ass is great man. Its not black-female disgusting junk in the trunk, its thick girl big and shapely. We chitchat inside the room, she remembers me surprisingly. I have not been to many AMPs, so I'm completely rusty and she just says face down, I'll come back. So off with my clothes, dimmed the lights (there are some lights that kinda project to the floor so you can see, some light music was going on, the table was clean, nice clean sheets, smelled nice.) She comes back, starts an amazing massage, really strong and good, and starts chatting. As she walks towards the head of the table, I run my hands along her huge ass while she is massaging me and she says "Oh, your massaging me!" Asks me when I want to flip over and I'm like right now. Flip over, she asks what I want, I put two fingers up and she says ok, disrobes, lets me run my hands all over that big ass. (Her skin is kinda tan, but nice and smooth.).

Onto the table, missionary, opened those legs, inside and was in heaven. Finished, she got hot towels from a machine in the room, and cleaned me up. Said "I will wait for you outside when you dress. ".

Left a happy man, out the back entrance, got in my car and I'm out. Goddamit, forgot to ask her who the girl I saw was.

Face: She is not ugly at all and actually has a round, smooth skin face and big eyes. Could pass for Half Thai. She is a little borderline thick and her tits could be a little bigger, but she has a young girl vibe, relatively cute face, gorgeous ass.

Service: I noticed that she had some trouble with my size which was not a thing of the past with her, but she did kinda hint that I had to "hurry honey" and she did have some trouble taking full thrusts. But overall, she is a welcome change.

She's worth seeing for the massage alone, then you can decide on the flip if you want extras, etc.

If anyone knows if the other girls are down for BBFS like Natalie pm me.

Thanks to Bastard Chorum and WhiteDenzel for helping me get my bearings on this one.

[RockItAllNite]

True story.

Decided to visit Blue Moon on Lake a few weeks back. I was greeted by a stocky girl who looked to be late 20's. I opted for the table shower and she led me to a room. As I was undressing, a different and much prettier girl came into the room (I later learned this is Suki) and asked if I wanted the TS before or after the massageI said before (which I strongly recommend) and she led me to the table. Awesome shower and equally awesome massage with finish. Suki is late 30's / early 40's, tall, thin, and super friendly. I'll def repeat, but I'm curious if Michelle is equally pretty.

A few days later I visit Oak in Burbank. The young girl at the desk leads me to a room and a few minutes later a completely different and hotter girl comes in to do the massage. She said her name was Kiki and she had bright orange hair. Isn't there a girl at Goldfinger that has orange hair too? I've never seen here at Oak in the past, but I'd def repeat.

I felt like I hit the jackpot with both these visits.

What was the service menu? E. g. HJ, BBJ, CFS, BBFS?

[DownTofuvk]

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rance-ca-17036#review-1653504.

I've seen this place on rubmaps, anyone been here, if so is it worth?

[TempletonRat]

Totally. Anna will take you there. Mad skills and attractive gilf.

I always read Gilf as "girl I'd like to fuck. " If the g is for "grandma," you got to give some kind of heads up! Safe to say there ain't No grandma I'd like to fuck.

I respectfully submit you should use "Gmilf" for purposes of clarification.

[CalValencia]

We all know about the one on Santa Monica but has anyone taken the left door into Pamper Mi Spa? Any intel? I mean, they share a shopping center. Or are they like Tim Tebow on the '07 Florida Gators just there to do their job and not get involved with the culture?

[EasyPeasyDong]

I will not go into the drama that was yesterday in terms of texts to providers and ridiculous responses, but after about 30 minutes of just sitting doing some work cleaning up the fish counter at the ralphs next the wharf, I rolled in.

I am greeted by yu yu who was not wearing a mask and who was wearing a business suit like she was going to testify in the next trial involving insurrections and payoffs and election rigging and mishandling of documents (at least we are not in overkill territory yet). I asked for yu yu and she said, you dumb fucken ralph career fish counter supervisor (employee of the month February 2013), this is yu yu. I said, oh I did not recognize you without your finger up my asshole. So she says she is available. I saw susan in the hall way getting older, and probably nicole doing some makeup.

I ask yu for 45 minutes as I plan to exceed a pr on dickwork today. She said don't you have to be back at ralphs for the dinner rush? I said, well, I have some extra break time served up, and she said we can only do "thorty" minutes. So I said ok, and all of a sudden I hear some fucko literally crash into a wall asking for yu yu, so I figure I better take what I can get. She goes and addresses the issues and comes back in and says we can do an hour. I know, don't even ask.

Your posts are hilarious. A real Charles Bukowski with a knack for words!