Massage Parlor Reports

[Sancho1999]

It has been months since I seen her then this past week end, I get a text from her asking if I was still in Oregon. After catching up I made an appointment and went to see her. I get to her place we hug and kiss hello then straight to the good stuff, no massage. I am just going to say GFE / PSE.

After, we're just lying there, and I ask about her business she says its good. Mostly regulars and some new ones. She told me she does not like to haggle and most of the regular's tip well and she has a few that tip very well. She said it's the new customers that usually don't tip well. So, she keeps track of the phone numbers of the guys who don't tip well and she tells them she is busy if they try to see her again.

[WarpFactor69]

Returned to try Yuki, she was more agreeable this time, actually quite pleasant. Average looks and body, nice boobs. Got an above average massage, pinpointing all the knots in my back and legs. Safety girl, borderline germaphobe, no kissing, don't touch condom yourself, no fingers near pussy, doesn't like daty. Abccbjcfsxyz Damn that's a short alphabet. On to the next.

[FM5369]

Might be worth your while to stop in. Met YoYo. And had a great massage. 😀.

[Bhanson475]

I can't find Mill Plain and stark.

It's Grand and I have reported on this place before.

[Zippy69]

I was driving around Vancouver this morning and saw a new place at Mill Plain and Stark St called Sisters Massage. Anyone have intel on this place?

I can't find Mill Plain and stark.

[Domekak]

New spot on 103rd and Beaverton Hillsdale Hwy. I wonder if it's connected with Red Rose Spa? Anyway anyone taken one for the team?

[KsFollower]

I was driving around Vancouver this morning and saw a new place at Mill Plain and Stark St called Sisters Massage. Anyone have intel on this place?

[Sancho1999]

Why would anyone pay her for a massage that at least didn't come with a HJ?

If I am not having a good massage and feel like it's not going well I stop them and say "FINISHED" then just stand up, get dressed and leave. I need to start saying bad massage as well. I am pretty much done trying to get FS from these biotches and just look for a good rub and tug. I usually go to House massage to have my dirty deeds done and Zen foot for exam.

[PdxLuvBB]

Sky City on Halsey and 172nd is newer with a pretty, slender, early 30's with a nice body and full menu.

Moon Dream on King Rd in Milwaukee has a decent looking HWP provider, late 30's or early 40's, nice body and great service.

[Bhanson475]

Your box is full.

I doubt he's getting FS just saying.

[OneOne9]

I've begun to have some suspicions about my regular asian provider. I've been going there regularly for about 1 and a half years for massage and a HE not because it's great but because she has the look I like, skinny but nice, older but not saggy and a decent massage, . Better if you PM please.

Your box is full.

[Zippy69]

I contacted her recently to ask-- she still has pretty much the same menu and pricing as before; the $100 is for a legit massage with no extras.

Why would anyone pay her for a massage that at least didn't come with a HJ?

[Monkeyboy1977]

Stop by this place because needed something to drink and it was next door to Plaid Pantry. Expecting usual China lady but surprised got an Indonesian one that I could actually communicate English with. Never had an Indonesian provider so what the hell. Paid for hr service with HJ. Her stats are 5'3" and around 115-120 lb? Got to talk to her while massage was going on. Turns out she's a lawyer by trade? (Oh how the mighty have fallen). Anyways, it was nice to fuck around with a lawyer instead of getting fucked over by one.

[SigurdVolsung]

Hey Mongers and newbies.

I have been reading and appreciating your contributions here for some time, so first off, thanks. I have been doing this hobby for decades, only with Asian women. I have done pretty much everything I ever wanted to do and thought it was long since time since I made a contribution. If you want to get laid here are my tips:

1) Don't get lured in. Almost all of the time you get the girl who greets you at the door, so if you don't find her attractive, leave.

2) Red flags: Restrictive clothing, jeans, layers, etc. If it looks like it would take her more than a few seconds to get undressed, its unlikely you will get more than a HJ.

3) Smells: If the place smells like food, they live there. That means probably independent, and old. Other bad smells tell you they are just gross, do you want to touch that?

4) Masks: You have to pay them to take it off most likely. Its also hiding their attractiveness, and they will hold out for a lot of $$.

5) Walls: If the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling its going to be awkward at best. I rarely have good experiences.

6) Rude: I hate it when they walk out of a room and tell you to wait while the finish up with the guy they are with. That means they will do it to you. I had a Cgirl get up as I was splashing to go answer the door once. If it looks like you will get interrupted, just turn around.

- Bring your own condom.

- Have pictures of what you want to do to show them on the phone.

- Be clean and well groomed, smell good, brush your teeth.

- don't flash your cash. Have 2 x20 and 2 x10 in your pocket to pay for the HH / HR. If they see a lot of cash the prices is going to go way up. I go in with 60 in one pocket, 140 in the other. I keep a backup 100 in a sock just in case. Never show it all at once.

Again, just my two cents, but these are my golden rules to have a good time.

[GlamSlam]

Looks like she's gone FBSM only . $100 hour. Too bad she's a bit of a c*nt

I contacted her recently to ask-- she still has pretty much the same menu and pricing as before; the $100 is for a legit massage with no extras.