Massage Parlor Reports

[Diulio]

Anna at Smile on SMB.

Is this place monger legit? I've driven by a few times and It always looked strange to be on that particular streets.

[PriscillaM]

Yes, there was invested time and a little more time. A little more than a fluffy BJ and a little daty (nudity at a price). You have to lock onto one or two favs and keep it there. Spend money (that's why I don't go anymore). The local Canadians have over tipped here and spoiled the action.

The woman at villa are more mercenary than an arms dealer selling cluster bombs in the name of Ukrainian freedom. That place is toxic and all upsell.

[JohnRichard]

Really hot body. Dark hair, Short, man made ds with pink nipples, slim waist, huge fake a* clean shave.

Total let down on service. No touching anywhere interesting. Continuously spraying alcohol everywhere.

Finally I just gave up on cfs because I couldn't keep it up with all the restrictions.

Jack hammered me to a finish.

1. 2+. 5.

This place has different employees on different days of the week. Avoid Wed and Fri. Or confirm she isn't there.

[BigBadNut]

Been here a total 3 times (months apart) and all 3 were just HJ. However, the girls are hands down the hottest in all AMPs I've ever been to. Early to mid 20's. Actual massage is great and they do a good job teasing you before the actual ending. I'm curious to know if anyone managed to score more than just an HJ? They wanted 2 just for top removed. I'm scared to ask what they offered beyond that.

Yes, there was invested time and a little more time. A little more than a fluffy BJ and a little daty (nudity at a price). You have to lock onto one or two favs and keep it there. Spend money (that's why I don't go anymore). The local Canadians have over tipped here and spoiled the action.

[Wicked1]

Its a long shot, but can anyone recommend a sure thing for rimming without spending $350 for a K-agency.

I don't mind if it's not even FS, I'll take a handy, I just want a nice rimming. I had an agency girl that did 20 min of the most aggressive rimming ever and now I'm hooked.

Anna at Smile on SMB.

[PriscillaM]

Having just about taken the wharf as far as it can go, I am probably quitting the place, but man will I miss that thread count. There is nothing more relaxing than parking in the back on Goshen, walking by that homeless tent on Westgate, passing sasabune and putting my dick face down on those sheets.

[Wokanwoll]

Its a long shot, but can anyone recommend a sure thing for rimming without spending $350 for a K-agency.

I don't mind if it's not even FS, I'll take a handy, I just want a nice rimming. I had an agency girl that did 20 min of the most aggressive rimming ever and now I'm hooked.

Check the San Fernando Valley board for Tina from Encino. She's older and there's not much there in terms of looks, but provides a great massage and A+ rimming + BBBJ finish.

[AsianPussy]

Its a long shot, but can anyone recommend a sure thing for rimming without spending $350 for a K-agency.

I don't mind if it's not even FS, I'll take a handy, I just want a nice rimming. I had an agency girl that did 20 min of the most aggressive rimming ever and now I'm hooked.

[PriscillaM]

Seems the service level has been going downhill at the Wharf, and the last 2 times was just a quick HE without any massage whatsoever. Not many lookers either compared to before.

Is Goldfinger any better?

The staff at massage received a directive from me. No more massages. It is straight to the dick. Unless you a are a demisexual, there should be no need for the massage at all. Also, the lighting at wharf results in a shadow of bella, yo yo, or mia working your pole, it is as close as you can get to katoptronophilia.

I assume that goldfinger still has that hag vanessa in charge and she has the attitude of a shift change supervisor at treblinka.

So, if you want a full on massage first, I have ruined wharf for you. But if you are like me and suffer from Quirofilia to the extent that you get a boner from seeing small female asian hands, wharf is good enough.

[RiverEuphrates]

You'll need to define "nearby".

Walkable or within a 15 minute Uber?

[Fatonius]

Seems the service level has been going downhill at the Wharf, and the last 2 times was just a quick HE without any massage whatsoever. Not many lookers either compared to before.

Is Goldfinger any better?

[PlayerN818]

Last time I heard that was Matt Damon on the FTX ads. How did that work out?

For Matt Damon? Pretty damn good.

[RockItAllNite]

Last time I heard that was Matt Damon on the FTX ads. How did that work out?

Never saw that ad with Matt Damon but it wouldn't matter anyway since he is not my financial advisor. Context is the important factor here. Like Nike says "Just do it" or don't.

[Oswalt]

Last time I heard that was Matt Damon on the FTX ads. How did that work out?

Fortune favors the bold. You will miss 100% of the shots you don't take. So take a shot at getting more than a HJ, the worst that can happen is they say No.

[RockItAllNite]

Been here a total 3 times (months apart) and all 3 were just HJ. However, the girls are hands down the hottest in all AMPs I've ever been to. Early to mid 20's. Actual massage is great and they do a good job teasing you before the actual ending. I'm curious to know if anyone managed to score more than just an HJ? They wanted 2 just for top removed. I'm scared to ask what they offered beyond that.

Fortune favors the bold. You will miss 100% of the shots you don't take. So take a shot at getting more than a HJ, the worst that can happen is they say No.