General Reports

[CookyJar]

“Your Mileage May Vary,” is not just a catch phase. It’s part of the hobby. You never know how a girl is going to treat you. If it’s a good day, you may get good service. On a bad day, who knows what you might get. There are a lot of variables. It’s the same in any of the service trades. Streetwalkers usually are not trained and their profession is usually not by choice. In most cases, the girls are not even working for the money – contrary to popular belief – they are working for the drugs. So when I receive other then the expected or desired service, I am disappointed but not shocked.

I don’t like giving negative reviews. I tell the girls that along with the pictures I will be posting a review. I also tell them that unless they do something really stupid, I don’t post bad reviews. I understand that for better or worse, this is their way of making a living. I don’t want to be the one depriving anyone of an honest living. I am not going to proclaim Cindy to be a bad provider. Under different circumstances she could be a righteous fine.

Cindy started out to be a friendly and seemly accommodating girl. Once in the room she asked to take a shower. That is not such an odd request, others have made the same request and later provided good service. Besides, shower pictures can be very interesting. However, Cindy never took a shower. Cindy stayed in the bathroom for about 15 minutes, claiming that she was using the toilet and then she’d take her shower. When she came out, she was still fully dress and acting just a little strange. She seemed to be paranoid. She asked me if there was anyone else in the room. She even checked under the bed and in the closet. She took her cell phone out of her bag and said she was going to take her shower now as she went back into the bathroom. After 5 minutes she came out, still dressed. She was still acting paranoid when she sat in one of the room chairs. I told her to forget the shower. I told her to get undress.

Cindy took out a pair of panties, thongs, from her bag. She took off her pants. She was naked underneath. She held up the thongs and showed them to me, then she sat down in the chair, put the thongs on and pulled them up. She was sitting in the chair with her panties and bra on. I told her that I really didn’t need the thongs on, but because they were nice I’d take a couple of pictures with them on. While I was taking the pictures and looking at her, I started to think, and I begun to get paranoid myself. Had she called someone while she was in the bathroom? Was she stalling? Was that why she’d put the thongs on? She looked nervous.

I grabbed a few more pictures. When I asked about the promised blow job, she asked me if I really wanted one, claiming that she was now a little tired. She agreed to twenty bucks for the pictures. Her actions and paranoia had killed the mood for me. From the way she was acting, I figured the service would be bad.

Yes! I was pissed. I had spent $33 bucks on a room. Of cause if I could find another girl quick, I could maybe recoup a little of my lost. I still had the room for another 2 hours. But, Cindy had wasted my time.

If I had pressed the issue, maybe Cindy would have provided. If I had kept her out of that bathroom, (when I did not hear the shower, I knew what was up) maybe things would have worked out better. Maybe things will be better the next time. That’s what she had said on the drive back to Broadway. Cindy said that she had been up for a few days and that next time would be better. What next time? YMMV

CookyJar

PS: Still pissed, I dropped Cindy off on Broadway. I wrote the whole adventure off and drove back to Philly and an old friend.

[Mike 80]

To Hizark: "Considering all your experience that says it all. If you've met crazier I'm sure some if not all of us would love you to share!!"

Don't confuse the number of posts Hizark makes and his actual mongering experience. The guy made 11 posts yesterday alone. A typical post by him on the San Diego board runs something like: "ECB was dead at 4pm. Think I might monger again tomorrow." Ed Norton, who used to be one of CookyJar's biggest critics now posts in San Diego. If he thought CJ was bad, I can only wonder what he thinks of Hizark's brilliant reports.

[Trashed201]

This has got to be one of craziest SW's I have ever heard of.

Considering all your experience that says it all. If you've met crazier I'm sure some if not all of us would love you to share!!

[JR Long]

I haven't been around much because I've been seeing a regular but she's now in rehab. So I found myself on Broadway last week. Came across Gabrielle who is Trinity from CJ's threesome with Blaze. Pretty girl with a nice ass but really bad service. The complaining started almost from the beginning. Just kept on saying some of the things that we all love to hear. "I'm tired"...."My mouth is tired"..."My jaw hurts"...."My hand is tired"...."Can you finish yourself?" Well, you all get the picture.
I had seen her previously a couple of months back and she had a much better attitude and service. I don't know if it was just an off night or just too much time on Broadway.

JR

[Hizark21]

This has got to be one of craziest SW's I have ever heard of.

[Trashed201]

This sounds like it could be a lot of fun. Did you get a name? I mean, her name? I mean her REAL name? Or should I just walk around Kaigns asking for Heidi?

That's as good a way as any! The first name she gave me when I picked her up was Heidi so I'd go with that! Good luck! Make sure to buy crazy insurance before you indulge!!

[Ruchacz1]

In fact I was getting head from none other than Mother Theresa! Yea you read it right! Never knew Mother Theresa was that hot and talented!

LOL! Really? I thought everybody knew that... ;-)

[Sitting BS]

This was a one and done for me. She's not for the faint of heart so if you dare humor her and have a lot of free time!

This sounds like it could be a lot of fun. Did you get a name? I mean, her name? I mean her REAL name? Or should I just walk around Kaigns asking for Heidi?

[Sjman]

WSW 38 year old with good BJ skiils.She lives on Atlantic/Broadway. Standard rate.20$. was satisfied.

[Sjman]

Picked this girl twice in last couple of weeks. She is a WSW, little heavy and does not look like she is on drugs yet, she did gave me her number but a dude picked up when I called. Overall BJ quality was good. Will repeat if I see her again.

[Trashed201]

Had the bizzarest SW experience of my life yesterday. Picked up an attractive blond around Kaighn. Early 30's, hot body, nicely dressed, very friendly, around 5-4 130. Said her name was Heidi{at first]. We headed to the Budget. All seemed normal to real good at first. Two minutes in my car and the madness began. Started telling me her parents were murdered when she was two by members of organized crime. Seemed plausible till she kept talking. First it was to me then to the air and some imagined person! Told me she was kidnapped after her parents death by the Nation of Islam! Said she woke up in Camden 3 years ago nor knowing how she got there! Supposedly the girlfriend of a Mafia hotshot but she was kidnapped again which is how she wound up in Camden. Said she's scared this Mafiaso will think she left which isn't true. This is just a warm up on the Crazy Express! She then tells me she used to be a porn star and her real name is Heidi Klum! We're almost at the Motel and I'm seriously thinking of giving her a few $'s and dropping her at Ancora! Something told me she was harmless and to play it out. Turns out she was just warming up! She went back to the real world for a few minutes till she got undressed. Gave her a $30. 00 donation which she was fine with. Said she's a pro and wanted me to relax and there was no rush. The good in this adventure is she has an amazing body. Actually looks like she works out. ! No sign of drug use, didn't even smoke! She has perfect tits. Probably 34B. Great smooth tan skin and very toned! Says she works out with cardio and free weights! Unbelievable! Her BBBJCIM was well above average and I had group sex for the first time without a 3rd person{that I could see! }. In between sucking she would stop for a few moments or even minutes to talk to the wall or ceiling! The one way conversation{two way in her mind} revealed to my astonishment Heidi Klum wasn't the only one in the room. In fact I was getting head from none other than Mother Theresa! Yea you read it right! Never knew Mother Theresa was that hot and talented! I also found out she's also Lisa who lives in the White House and I'm welcome any time as there's plenty of room. I just agreed with her and took it for what it was- a 40 minute BJ with all the interuptions. Fortunately she stopped talking long enough for me to cum! The ride back was just as insane with almost constant chatter to her imaginary"friend". Mother Theresa was dropped of{mercifully} by the bus depot. She gave me her # and address {no not Ancora! }, though I'm sure she'll be there soon! This was a one and done for me. She's not for the faint of heart so if you dare humor her and have a lot of free time!

[Crazyfishers]

Hey, what's up,

New to the boards, and was wondering if anyone knows where the action is in Wildwood, or Millville, Vineland area. I have been to A. C. Alot of times, but would like to find something closer to home! CL never has anything this close that I have seen. Any help would be great.

Thanks, and good luck.

[Sitting BS]

And not for nothing, is it me or does it seem like a better selection available so for this season? Granted no "Must Have" rookies yet, like Rachel from lst year or little Cathy from years past. But it is still early though.

The Truck Hoppers are still in their location, then come the Black girls across from the Chinese shop, and then across from the cleaners and abandoned car wash pit is where I normally find the higher quality girls in terms of looks, always good to find your "spinners"

I call that section the Devil's Triangle because of the way the roads criss cross LOL

You guys might have heard me somthing around 11:30 today. That was me screaming in frustration

So THAT'S what that was! I heard you all the way in Decatur, IL! As for the seasonal affect, of course the selection is better around the summer. I doubt any of the girls migrate during the winter months (though, I imagine they would do better for themselves in Florida than Camden) but they probably don't come out unless they have to, or on certain days when it is unseasonably warm (which has happened rather often in recent years), resulting in less of a menu.

I liked you dissection of the stroll. When I frequented Camden on a regular basis, it was an actual stroll as I was usually on foot (or occasionally on a bicycle). So I really didn't associate anyone with a particular location. I know where you meant by devil's triangle, and I agree with you, it is a great spot. As for the truck hopper, could you pm me with a little more info? I'm a truck driver and would love to know more!

[Mr Fuzzynutz33]

I think I like late morning, early afternoon crusin the best. Mostly you can see what the girls look like BEFORE they jump in your car. And secondly their seems to be more girls out t this time.

And not for nothing, is it me or does it seem like a better selection available so for this season? Granted no "Must Have" rookies yet, like Rachel from lst year or little Cathy from years past. But it is still early though.

So on my stroll from Morgan to MLK bld I notice things have not muched changed location wise

The Truck Hoppers are still in their location, then come the Black girls across from the Chinese shop, and then across from the cleaners and abandoned car wash pit is where I normally find the higher quality girls in terms of looks, always good to find your "spinners"

I call that section the Devil's Triangle because of the way the roads criss cross LOL

Then across from the old gas sttion is where you can still find decen qulity picks here as well. Stephanie for example can be found here normally.

And then towards the end of broadway, is where I call the Potluck section often the skankiest of the girls hang out in this section, but no and then. You get lucky and find a nice

But today was merely sight seeing expedition, just nutted of with wifey this morning, and was broke. So nothin was going to happen anyway LOL

Damn damn damn!

Lisa was out in a pair of shorts and a tank top, girl needs a tan LOL.

But she looked liked she was ready to roll, normlly I see her talking to "co-workers" and running in and out of the corner stores

Today she was all smiles and I cursed myself for not coming prepared.

Hope someone got to enjoy her company today

I had also seen a BSW who was not in her designted spot LOL.

She was by the bus stop on broadway closer to Morgan but not Ferry is that makes sense

A nice dress tht came to her her knees, a black sweater/shawl? Open toe high heeled shoes, and drk sunglasses.

Again. I curse my miserable luck and keep rolling

She seemed like the perfect canditate to o, since I am looking to increase my BSW visits

And then. If those to were not kick in the gut.

I seen a BBW/Chubby little HSW/WSW walking by Ferry in a grey top and had a eyebrow piercing.

She was new to me, and being a little chubster with big tits you knew she was not your average Camden girl.

I drove pst her again to make sure she wasn't a local, she made I contact without a smile.

You guys might have heard me somthing around 11:30 today. That was me screaming in frustration LOL

So that is my report today, I know these post later in the day, but hopefully someone will be out there and can report back, especilly the little Chubbster

Happy Hunting!

[Dr Dong]

Ty's been back in her old hunting grounds all week. Saw her yesterday with a short short multi-colored skirt down by Ferry. No panties and we found a place between 2 trucks and did the deed. It was awesome....she didnt even have to life her skirt, hopped right over into the drivers seat and rode me right there....yelling "f*ck me, f*ck me". I didnt last long unfortunately. Beautiful shaven pussy too....almost tempted to go down on her it looked so sweet. For the record, she like it in the azz too. I always have a blast w TY...I'd like to get some updated reports since there have been mixed reviews of her in the past but I've never had a problem and dated her many times. Happy hunting boys........