Massage Parlor Reports

[Hoota]

One of my favorite nonFS spot now is Paradise on Convoy. The spa has at least 7 girls on their schedule now and there are several girls I don't mind seeing. One is a beauty IMO and is definitely an UTR potential. Great massage by all I've seen so far. If my favorite girl is busy I just walk over one block to MBC and see any of the 3 favorite lovely ladies there. Between Paradise, MBC, Golden A, Sakura and Ocean Gold there are over 12 ladies I can pick to see within a mile or so apart. The Convoy area is still my "Disneyland" for great massage and fun. I'm glad there are so many great shops for nonFS mongers like myself in one area.

Of the 7, who from Paradise matches the description of young, cute and petite. All relatively speaking of course? I don't frequent Paradise much, but have been steered towards Cici by both papasans. While Cici might be a little fun, she was not very good looking. I would love to add Paradise to my rotation, but like you, I already have a good line-up. A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush. Not quite 12 birdies though.

[Will008]

What does UFS stand for and where is it?

Check your inbox.

[ChongLi]

So that rarest of Asians. The Greek-loving Monica. Is now on vacation. Hope she comes back in the next few months as she has a loyal following here. One contact I have says that the tall goddess Amber may return in a few months. Not sure how reliable that intel is. I've asked who they have lined up at Unique. The answer. Kiki / Grace / Hannah. All are unknown quantities for me. If you know and can share, please do. PMs are fine too. Given the management's tendency to exaggerate who is actually on roster I have my doubts as to whether they really have three ladies working. That being said, I ask myself the question. Why do I keep going back to UFS? For me its the TS which I really love. That kind of elevates the whole experience. I know some guys think its a time waster, but I've had FS initiated there on top of preliminary BBBJ and I'm kind of addicted. Lets face it, for the most part AMPs featuring 30-something providers who could pass as 20-something in dim light are a dime a dozen here in SD. The service is generic and predictable. Every so often a star will shine, but usually its a pleasant made-up face with enhanced Cs, 5 ft 3 and passable English. I'm saying "in general". If I'm wrong, prove it with specifics. I'm talking about the reputable places, not the ones where mms offers to give you a massage while you wait for the over-booked single young provider on site. So what makes the difference for me is a feature like the TS when I want FS. Sure, I've gone to other places like 201 when I wanted someone slightly out of the ordinary, but that's another story. Well anyway, what began as an inquiry ends with a personal rant. Stay safe.

What does UFS stand for and where is it?

[ChongLi]

What does UFS stand for and where is it?

[HermanMiller]

I'd peg Cathy's face as average. Not that pretty, not that ugly. But as you said, it's all in the eyes of the beholder. But there's almost no chance they could pull a bait and switch with her. Her tits are HUGE on a relatively thin frame. There just aren't a lot of Asian women that fit that description. But as you said, there are tons of other great options and 201 can be a hike depending where you live.

Ivy's boobs at flanders are god-like. Soft, large, smoothe. They might be the best I've had, or up there at any right. I assume she is still there.

[JM619]

Something does not seem right. Lately all the reviews for 201 have been coming from people with fewer posts. I'm just saying.

I posted about 201 lately, and not in a positive way. I have 230 posts. Is that not a sufficient amount to earn credibility? I'm not trying to be an A-hole, I'm just asking not to create drama on this board. I think we've all had enough of that over the past year or so. If you think someone is shilling for a MMS or particular spa, either report them to admin or just ignore the report.

[LoveYouLong]

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[ThaAmpGuy]

So, this was an absolutely exhilarating experience for me. Lots of enthusiasm by the ladies, and we used every bit of available time getting this thing done.

This was my first time with Nina even though this was mainly her idea. At first glance, you don't see much because she is very petite, and her clothes don't really do anything for her actual figure. So, the top description is really for her. She does have some nice natural breasts, and cute little tear drop ass.

Nina started the session immediately with a kneeling BJ that covered all the necessary wickets: DT, BLS, and very wet. She did this thing where she has warm water in her mouth, and it felt incredible. Eventually, she had me lay down on the table so she could REALLY focus on her DT efforts. She's a real go-getter! While Nina was sucking my brains out, I was performing DATY on Crystal. We explored every position, but K9 seemed to be the favorite. Both ladies look absolutely amazing from the back, and both are very tight!

Both ladies have exceptional attitudes, but I clicked better with Crystal as I have spent more time with her. But, Nina is very outgoing and knows how to provide a truly enjoyable session. And I tended to focus a little extra with her since this was our first session together. At the end, it was Crystal that finished the session with me. Afterwards, we took a shower, I said my goodbyes and I was out the door.

[Mikel1970]

Something does not seem right. Lately all the reviews for 201 have been coming from people with fewer posts. I'm just saying.

On another local site, most of the reviews for 201, Erma, D are fake.

[Jaguar300ZX]

It's been a while since I visited 201 or any place for that matter, decided to stop by on my way home. There were few cars in the parking lot so that wasn't an issue. I was taken to the room by a hot good looking woman, was told to get ready. I had no idea that what was to come would blow my mind. Heard the familiar knock and in came Sophia in her little sexy pink dress, she started with a massage that felt really good, had the chills and everything. Next thing I know we are making out and I am feeling her awesome tits and ass, she then slides down and starts BBBJ. I was in heaven now but had to stop her before I got off. I was laying down and and asked her to get on top, she had no issues with this, see her ride me was great. Still kissing we switch to Mish and I starting nice and easy and end up in a fury, I blow my load and she starts to thrust her waist all over the place and she orgasms. She just says Wow Honey, you made me feel so good! She cleans me up and I head out the door, time to get a nap. That was awesome!

No mention of a Cover, HouseFee, or Tip.

Did you raw-dawg Sophia for free?

The Devil is in the details.

[JM619]

I'd peg Cathy's face as average. Not that pretty, not that ugly. But as you said, it's all in the eyes of the beholder. But there's almost no chance they could pull a bait and switch with her. Her tits are HUGE on a relatively thin frame. There just aren't a lot of Asian women that fit that description. But as you said, there are tons of other great options and 201 can be a hike depending where you live.

I too am a boobs man but I see reviews of Cathy having average looks. I know we see beauty differently and others say she's cute / pretty. But seeing so many reviews with this place doing switcharoo I think I'll pass. Too many options to waste time on getting the bait and switch.

Yes, I too always shower before going to an appointment, carry individual mouthwash to rinse and I always eat plenty of pineapple so I taste sweet for the ladies. LOL. Hygiene is very important to me and the girls always freshen up for me as well. Many times we shower together.

[Iupvoteeveryth]

It's been a while since I visited 201 or any place for that matter, decided to stop by on my way home. There were few cars in the parking lot so that wasn't an issue. I was taken to the room by a hot good looking woman, was told to get ready. I had no idea that what was to come would blow my mind. Heard the familiar knock and in came Sophia in her little sexy pink dress, she started with a massage that felt really good, had the chills and everything. Next thing I know we are making out and I am feeling her awesome tits and ass, she then slides down and starts BBBJ. I was in heaven now but had to stop her before I got off. I was laying down and and asked her to get on top, she had no issues with this, see her ride me was great. Still kissing we switch to Mish and I starting nice and easy and end up in a fury, I blow my load and she starts to thrust her waist all over the place and she orgasms. She just says Wow Honey, you made me feel so good! She cleans me up and I head out the door, time to get a nap. That was awesome!

[RChangDatyKing]

Yeah, I'm not sure if I actually saw Sophia or not, and I guess I'll never know. I can say that I had showered and shaved my face immediately before going to 201 and I gargled some listerine in the parking lot, so definitely not a hygiene issue. I leaned in for a kiss once during our introduction and again later when we were going at it. Both times she turned away. Pretty sure I'm not that repulsive, haha. So either it was a switcheroo and it wasn't sophia or she was just having an off day or she just didn't dig me (ouch, my ego! Either way, I still had a pretty decent time with whomever I saw and I will still go back to 201 if big titty cathy returns. I know what she looks like!

I too am a boobs man but I see reviews of Cathy having average looks. I know we see beauty differently and others say she's cute / pretty. But seeing so many reviews with this place doing switcharoo I think I'll pass. Too many options to waste time on getting the bait and switch.

Yes, I too always shower before going to an appointment, carry individual mouthwash to rinse and I always eat plenty of pineapple so I taste sweet for the ladies. LOL. Hygiene is very important to me and the girls always freshen up for me as well. Many times we shower together.

[DomBlkMilitar]

Went last night to Erma and asked for CiCi but she was there and got Dora. She was Chinese in her 40's, tiny, natural B / C. Paid for an hr and asked for a shower. She didn't join me in there so I quickly rinsed off in their small closed shower and went back to the room. Got a crappy massage and asked if I wanted to "boom-boom". Paid the damage of 1. 6 and then got an okay BBBJ (no dt). Somebody stopped by asking for CiCi as well but they found she was there they strategically and politely left. We then moved to cfs but on mish. She said she wouldn't do it any other way with me. After about 5-10 min she said she couldn't take it anymore and needed to switch to a HJ. She wouldn't suck afterward and moved away went I tried to put FIA. After about 5 min she asked me to give myself a HJ so I was like I'm done. She offered to rinse me off and then I got dressed and left. If I go back there and CiCi isn't there then I'll just politely leave as well.

[Tijuaniko]

Good evening, gentlemen. I did not want to let as much time pass between my last visit and posting in the event that one of you fine mongers might want to visit my provider before she left town, as was the case with Mimi. So I've decided to do my best to post more timely reviews.

Last night was a very good night. I had the good fortune of meeting the tremendously talented Lily and she did not disappoint. I tend to visit A to Z late in the evening, close to closing time. In case you're interested, the doors close for clients at 10 PM. Realizing that I would likely be visiting at around 9:30 PM, I messaged the mamasan about 2 hours in advance. She had previously recommended Lily to me so I was glad to hear that she was still available. As I mentioned before, the AMP is actively recruiting younger providers and I have sampled some. To say Lily is younger is accurate but she is definitely not the youngest. I calculated her age to be mid-upper 30's. I do not hold her age against her as it's plainly obvious that she has skills that only age and experience can help one acquire. She is very attractive though and she is fit. She is definitely not sculpted but there was no belly and she is toned where we'd all like women to be. In terms of her body, she has manmade accentuations to what nature provided. To me, they appeared and felt to be very soft C's. She has a decent ass for an Asian woman, but definitely not more than you would expect. One thing that struck me about Lily is her very soft skin. You will truly appreciate it if you have the opportunity of having her lay on top of you. She's a woman who is not shy and she is very willing to please. I'd score her oral skills at an 8. Her kissing is true and intense, if you push her buttons correctly. With me, she immediately started with LFK but as we progressed and her libido kicked in, she gave very passionate DFK. At times she felt very GFE. In fact, short of the no BBFS, the experience was GFE. She is very receptive to requests and even more receptive to DATY. If you excel in this area, as I appear to have done, she will reward you. I've never been thanked as profusely by a woman for making her cum. The truth is, I love making women cum and making them cum over and over is a challenge I gladly take on. Some may say Lily is just a good actress but there are certain involuntary actions that occur during a female orgasm that even the best porn stars and Oscar winners cannot duplicate. The last thing I'll say about Lily is that she has a deliciously moist and beautiful pussy. I will repeat as much as I can with this provider or until I decide I must sample new talent at what is now my local AMP.

Good luck to you all.

-TJNiko.