Strip Club Reports

[Incognito1234]

I completely agree with everyone that buying a drink and the cost of a drink is completely controllable by the guy. After reading some of these stories, I'm actually happy that I got screwed out of less than $20, because, obviously, it could've been much worse. In my particular case, I'd seen the dancer and number of times and when all I ever saw her drink was beer, I didn't think twice about it and just assumed that she'd order a beer. Apparently, getting a clear understanding of what the dancer is ordering is key.

A wine cooler for $28.50? Was that because it was Manhattan or because they jacked the prices up for particular drinks? It makes me wonder if maybe the girls got a little kickback for getting customers to buy certain overpriced drinks. As long as I'm thinking of it, do bars around here give girls a bit of kickback when they get guys to buy more drinks or certain ones?

I enjoyed them's story about the $44 drink and the dancer obviously trying to gig him for absurdly priced potato skins and the manager coming over and attempting to con him in to paying for them. It paints LS in a very bad light.

[Pussylicker2]

My wife and I are going to be in the area next week. Looking to have some fun. Planning on going to The Landing Strip. Any chance at so, e extras here? Any advice?

They have mandatory valet parking, you're not allowed to park on the street to avoid it. They require you to give them your car keys. Any dispute about what you owe a dancer they'll side with the dancer and you won't get your keys back. Report back on your experience!

[Pussylicker2]

Not looking to start conflict but this is completely controllable by the guy.

I often buy girls drinks, when I am interested in talking to them, especially when I am waiting through the refractory period.

If I don't want to buy the girl a drink, I say no.

If I do, I say I can buy you a drink that costs less than $15 or $20 or whatever I want to spend. Then when she orders the drink, I say to waitress how much does that cost? If the waitress says a number below what I said I agree. If the waitress says a number above, I say I am sorry I don't have that much money in my drink budget. I can't pay for that, perhaps she can choose a different drink.

I don't ever run a tab, I pay as I go, and I am decent but not generous tipper with the waitresses.

The last time I was in BTs a girl did just this. This girl has only gone to the VIP with me once, and frequently ignores me when it is busy, but it was slow. She joined me and said she was thirsty. I said I usually only buy drinks for girls who frequently join me, but I will make an exception for you tonight as long as it is not one of those really expensive drinks. She says I want a gin fizz and it costs $15. I confirmed that with the waitress and this eliminated any misunderstanding..

MM always has great insight, he's a valued contributor! I'm reminded of my first trip to New York city in the early 1990's. I flew in for a weekend. I was walking around Manhattan with my suitcase and stopped in a topless bar to rest my feet. It was mid-afternoon, and the place was dead. One older dancer was dancing. I ordered a bud, and the dancer sat down next to me. Immediately she sked to buy her a drink, I said sure. The waitress came back with my bud and some kind of wine cooler thing.

I hand the waitress a twenty and she says "that's 8.50 more".

I said "what"? She said "that's 8.50 more." I said "I gave you a twenty."

She said "your beer is 3.50, her drink is 25, that's 28.50". I said "wait a minute" and they both started in, "well you ordered it, we opened it, you have to pay for it". I started getting up saying "I'm a dumb fuck ok? I'm from out of town. Throw me out, call the cops. ". Then in a too loud voice "I ain't buying no $25 drink"!

The waitress said "OK, calm down, we'll recap it. Next time ask." I've been asking ever since.

[EcomCat]

About eighteen dancers at SC. Two from the lineup interested me. Nae is early-20's, black, dark hair, tight body, and has a few tats. She provided an inspired, unrushed VIP session. Her skill set is impressive for being so young.

Six dancers at Subi's. In my opinion, three were attractive. Siren is late-20's, white, multi-color dyed hair, petite-ish body, wears glasses, and has various tats. She was a beast in the VIP.

I'd repeat with either dancer, although I enjoyed my session with Siren more. Regarding appearance and performance level, Nae reminds me of Alana at BT's and Siren reminds me of Lindzee at H8 North, before Lindzee gained weight. Subi's day shift needs to attract and retain more talent to become a reliable club option. Despite that issue, I've had some great sessions there this year.

How much was the damage and how long as the VIP session.

[Marelobo Mex]

About eighteen dancers at SC. Two from the lineup interested me. Nae is early-20's, black, dark hair, tight body, and has a few tats. She provided an inspired, unrushed VIP session. Her skill set is impressive for being so young.

I have had numerous good session with Nae, I suggest others sample her.

MM.

[ProjectCastor]

Had a good visit to Landing Strip day shift on a recent Thursday. Was there in later afternoon (4 ish), leaving around 6. Decent ratio of customers to dancers- busy but not a zoo so you were able to chat with dancers and have some negotiating power as well. Here's who I noticed there- my opinion alone- others may judge some of these dancers differently- so take my views with a grain of salt.

Nina- been written here before. Great body, great stage. Have been to VIP with her and would repeat.

Amber- plain brunette with glasses and a decent body.

Kendall- cute Asian rocker chick who also offers a solid VIP experience.

Jennifer- chubby, older, blonde with glasses.

Mandy- skinny, flat chested brunette with glasses (what was with all the glasses that day?

Star- Black and stacked with personality to spare.

Harmony- short blonde with a good deal of ink and a medium chest.

Maria- slightly chunky with long hair.

Kitty Kat- out of shape blonde.

Nakira (sp? Long dark hair with blue highlights, nicely proportioned, good stage show.

Mariah- long dark hair, shorter, good body, maybe mixed?

Jenna- tall gorgeous blonde.

Corrinne- tall, skinny, older dirty blonde with excellent nipples and a sensual stage show. Went to VIP with her. Decent service but a bit more business like in VIP than it appeared she would be on stage. $$ for a number of warm up dances and a decent oral performance.

If anyone has any info on Nakira or Mariah, I'm interested to hear how the performance and pricing is.

[Jules Jordan]

About eighteen dancers at SC. Two from the lineup interested me. Nae is early-20's, black, dark hair, tight body, and has a few tats. She provided an inspired, unrushed VIP session. Her skill set is impressive for being so young.

Six dancers at Subi's. In my opinion, three were attractive. Siren is late-20's, white, multi-color dyed hair, petite-ish body, wears glasses, and has various tats. She was a beast in the VIP.

I'd repeat with either dancer, although I enjoyed my session with Siren more. Regarding appearance and performance level, Nae reminds me of Alana at BT's and Siren reminds me of Lindzee at H8 North, before Lindzee gained weight. Subi's day shift needs to attract and retain more talent to become a reliable club option. Despite that issue, I've had some great sessions there this year.

[Time Twist]

Not sure if she is back dancing yet or not, but Violet is no longer at the LS unless returned just recently. Went to see her back in late June (23rd) for the Cowboy Boots and Daisy Dukes party, she was not there in texting with her she informed me she had quit dancing and wasn't returning to dancing for a while. Sad because like many she was my favorite there.

I had a feeling something was going on with Violet. I saw her June 2nd and she wasn't her amazing self. First time I ever got a dance from her where she very moody and was basically just going through the motions.

At the time I thought it had something to do with two customer who she had before me. She complained the first was some foreigner who acted like he couldn't speak English and tried to fuck her bare, and she had the call the bouncer. The second was a regular of hers and that the one thing she didn't like about giving dances to him was he was sweaty and she had to spend the next 20 minutes cleaning up because he sweated all over her. I should have known then, because that's the first time I ever heard her complain about any other customer, especially a regular.

[JackOfClubs]

Not sure if she is back dancing yet or not, but Violet is no longer at the LS unless returned just recently. Went to see her back in late June (23rd) for the Cowboy Boots and Daisy Dukes party, she was not there in texting with her she informed me she had quit dancing and wasn't returning to dancing for a while. Sad because like many she was my favorite there.

That's a bummer Violet is gone, she is / was the GOAT!

[SamPerkins420]

Here she is before the 60 covid lbs. https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/4217136.htm?cat=1.

I'm not sure who this one is, but it is definitely not the Chloe from Criket we're talking about. I googled the phone from this ad & found other ads (plus an Instagram she has for her dog), definitely not the same person.

[SamPerkins420]

Which one is Chloe? Is the the taller brunette with bangs and the ripped crotch in her fishnets?

I don't think that's her. She's got dark brown almost black hair, a little chunky but not fat, looks Middle Eastern. Not too tall maybe 5'4" ish, and I don't remember her having a ripped crotch.

[Marelobo Mex]

I know sweatpants aren't allowed and I've heard that dancers don't like jeans. I'm just trying to find a pair of pants that have some extra pockets so my stuff doesn't fall out. I've also seen active wear being a dress code violation too. But here's what I found. Let me know if you think these are acceptable for the club.

Cargo pants.

https://imgur.com/a/GoTFTrj

Lightweight hiking pants.

https://imgur.com/a/4gEDPmK

Esc,

What is your plan with the girl. I have worn thin roomy shorts that easily accommodate a boner to BTs and Criket numerous times and never had an issue. If you are planning to take your pants off then no problem. If you are looking for her to grind in the RCG position you can open your legs wide. But if you are want her to grind in the CG position you shouldn't have anything in your pockets as this will be uncomfortable for her. It is similar to when the girl wears rhinestone on her outfit and grinds that it hurts your sensitive skin. Most VIP rooms have little tables where you can empty your pockets if you want to.

I like the girl friend illusion and usually have her keep her outfit on for a couple of songs and dance seductively for me. I also like CG position the best as this is how my past girl friends have seduced me. This puts her breasts near your face, and she can wrap her arms around your back so you get a chance to smell her scent and her pheromones.

I usually wear and oversized dress shirt with a big pocket on the front and that fits everything I need in there. As I mentioned my skin is sensitive so I don't like the napkins and prefer to use Kleenex that is soft which I bring with me. My pocket holds all my money, protection, key fob and there is even space for a phone. That should be more than enough items that you need to bring.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

I agree completely. It sucks when they take advantage of you like that. I realize that it's a strip club but at the same time, smh.

I remember the last time I got gigged like that. It was at Bogart's and there was a dancer who was there a lot and even though I never went back with her, we'd always talk when I saw her. Whenever I saw her walking around, she was drinking a beer. So, nothing outlandish. She asked me to buy her a drink, so I figured, no problem, I can buy her a beer. Well, the waitress comes back with some kind of a mixed drink or shot combo and while I don't remember the drink, it was something like $15-16 dollars. It's very irritating when they drink something cheaper, until someone else is paying for it.

Not looking to start conflict but this is completely controllable by the guy.

I often buy girls drinks, when I am interested in talking to them, especially when I am waiting through the refractory period.

If I don't want to buy the girl a drink, I say no.

If I do, I say I can buy you a drink that costs less than $15 or $20 or whatever I want to spend. Then when she orders the drink, I say to waitress how much does that cost? If the waitress says a number below what I said I agree. If the waitress says a number above, I say I am sorry I don't have that much money in my drink budget. I can't pay for that, perhaps she can choose a different drink.

I don't ever run a tab, I pay as I go, and I am decent but not generous tipper with the waitresses.

The last time I was in BTs a girl did just this. This girl has only gone to the VIP with me once, and frequently ignores me when it is busy, but it was slow. She joined me and said she was thirsty. I said I usually only buy drinks for girls who frequently join me, but I will make an exception for you tonight as long as it is not one of those really expensive drinks. She says I want a gin fizz and it costs $15. I confirmed that with the waitress and this eliminated any misunderstanding.

MM.

[MilkMan2484]

Have now sampled Violet, Nina and Harmony at LS. All three provided excellent private sessions. Violet was my favorite. Thanks for the recommendations.

They had about sixteen dancers there. Overall, an attractive lineup. The dancers shown below provided worthwhile sessions before. I had a difficult time deciding which one to repeat with today, so I sampled two of them separately. As expected, both were great in the VIP. Veteran Detroit strip club mongers know my session preferences, donation amount, and where to find the club and dancer names.

This visit reminded me of the golden era of Detroit area clubs about eight years ago. Hopefully others get the opportunity to relive that special time frame too.

Not sure if she is back dancing yet or not, but Violet is no longer at the LS unless returned just recently. Went to see her back in late June (23rd) for the Cowboy Boots and Daisy Dukes party, she was not there in texting with her she informed me she had quit dancing and wasn't returning to dancing for a while. Sad because like many she was my favorite there.

[Electronman]

It's really annoying when a stripper who is not a regular orders an expensive drink, heck I never even bought a drink for myself that was more than $12 and these girls want $18 drinks.

As a case in point and a warning to use caution with a dancer named Angel at Landing Strip, I was sitting at the bar at the Landing Strip on a recent evening visit and met Angel, a very cute mixed race dancer. She asked if I would buy her a drink. I said yes. She placed her order with a blond, heavy set bartender. I didn't hear what she ordered. When the bartender delivered the drink, she said $44. I asked her to repeat and she said $44. I told the bartender that she should get approval from the buying customer for a drink that expensive. The bartender shrugged her shoulders and took my $50 and did not return with any change. I told Angel that she should get approval from her customer before ordering a drink that expensive. She laughed and said, "do you know where you are?' I said "I've been here over a hundred times and never had a dancer order such an expensive drink. " Shortly thereafter, Angel quoted $600 for some "fun" downstairs. I sent her on her way.

About 15 minutes later, the same bartender delivers a plate of potato skins (or a similar looking bar food) without saying anything. I said, "sorry but I didn't order this. " Eventually a manager showed up and said someone has to pay for this food. I told him, "I have no idea who ordered this food but I was not me. " I'm not sure how this one got resolved.

Moral of the story: Know what drink you are buying and its cost before approving an order. Also, avoid Angel and the heavy set blond bar tender who works nights at Landing Strip.