Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 07-17-23 11:45

Having just about taken the wharf as far as it can go, I am probably quitting the place, but man will I miss that thread count. There is nothing more relaxing than parking in the back on Goshen, walking by that homeless tent on Westgate, passing sasabune and putting my dick face down on those sheets.

**Wokanwoll** · 07-17-23 08:55

Originally Posted by AsianPussy [View Original Post]

Its a long shot, but can anyone recommend a sure thing for rimming without spending $350 for a K-agency.

I don't mind if it's not even FS, I'll take a handy, I just want a nice rimming. I had an agency girl that did 20 min of the most aggressive rimming ever and now I'm hooked.

Check the San Fernando Valley board for Tina from Encino. She's older and there's not much there in terms of looks, but provides a great massage and A+ rimming + BBBJ finish.

**AsianPussy** · 07-16-23 21:41

Its a long shot, but can anyone recommend a sure thing for rimming without spending $350 for a K-agency.

I don't mind if it's not even FS, I'll take a handy, I just want a nice rimming. I had an agency girl that did 20 min of the most aggressive rimming ever and now I'm hooked.

**PriscillaM** · 07-16-23 18:08

Originally Posted by Fatonius [View Original Post]

Seems the service level has been going downhill at the Wharf, and the last 2 times was just a quick HE without any massage whatsoever. Not many lookers either compared to before.

Is Goldfinger any better?

The staff at massage received a directive from me. No more massages. It is straight to the dick. Unless you a are a demisexual, there should be no need for the massage at all. Also, the lighting at wharf results in a shadow of bella, yo yo, or mia working your pole, it is as close as you can get to katoptronophilia.

I assume that goldfinger still has that hag vanessa in charge and she has the attitude of a shift change supervisor at treblinka.

So, if you want a full on massage first, I have ruined wharf for you. But if you are like me and suffer from Quirofilia to the extent that you get a boner from seeing small female asian hands, wharf is good enough.

**RiverEuphrates** · 07-16-23 16:22

Originally Posted by PlayerN818 [View Original Post]

You'll need to define "nearby".

Walkable or within a 15 minute Uber?

**Fatonius** · 07-16-23 13:00

Seems the service level has been going downhill at the Wharf, and the last 2 times was just a quick HE without any massage whatsoever. Not many lookers either compared to before.

Is Goldfinger any better?

**PlayerN818** · 07-16-23 08:57

Originally Posted by Oswalt [View Original Post]

Last time I heard that was Matt Damon on the FTX ads. How did that work out?

For Matt Damon? Pretty damn good.

**RockItAllNite** · 07-16-23 07:43

Originally Posted by Oswalt [View Original Post]

Last time I heard that was Matt Damon on the FTX ads. How did that work out?

Never saw that ad with Matt Damon but it wouldn't matter anyway since he is not my financial advisor. Context is the important factor here. Like Nike says "Just do it" or don't.

**Oswalt** · 07-15-23 12:51

Last time I heard that was Matt Damon on the FTX ads. How did that work out?

Originally Posted by RockItAllNite [View Original Post]

Fortune favors the bold. You will miss 100% of the shots you don't take. So take a shot at getting more than a HJ, the worst that can happen is they say No.

**RockItAllNite** · 07-15-23 10:09

Originally Posted by Kbbz213 [View Original Post]

Been here a total 3 times (months apart) and all 3 were just HJ. However, the girls are hands down the hottest in all AMPs I've ever been to. Early to mid 20's. Actual massage is great and they do a good job teasing you before the actual ending. I'm curious to know if anyone managed to score more than just an HJ? They wanted 2 just for top removed. I'm scared to ask what they offered beyond that.

Fortune favors the bold. You will miss 100% of the shots you don't take. So take a shot at getting more than a HJ, the worst that can happen is they say No.

**PlayerN818** · 07-15-23 09:09

Originally Posted by RiverEuphrates [View Original Post]

I'm taking a 2-week work trip to LA and am looking for some advice in my off time. Any bath or massage place you recommend? Or even a gentlemen's club? Just looking for some things to put on the agenda that might be nearby. Thanks in advance!

You'll need to define "nearby".

**RiverEuphrates** · 07-15-23 02:00

I'm taking a 2-week work trip to LA and am looking for some advice in my off time. Any bath or massage place you recommend? Or even a gentlemen's club? Just looking for some things to put on the agenda that might be nearby. Thanks in advance!

**DownTofuvk** · 07-14-23 18:35

Originally Posted by Kbbz213 [View Original Post]

Been here a total 3 times (months apart) and all 3 were just HJ. However, the girls are hands down the hottest in all AMPs I've ever been to. Early to mid 20's. Actual massage is great and they do a good job teasing you before the actual ending. I'm curious to know if anyone managed to score more than just an HJ? They wanted 2 just for top removed. I'm scared to ask what they offered beyond that.

So how much was it for a HJ, how old did they look, and anyone you recommend there?

**Kbbz213** · 07-14-23 11:46

Been here a total 3 times (months apart) and all 3 were just HJ. However, the girls are hands down the hottest in all AMPs I've ever been to. Early to mid 20's. Actual massage is great and they do a good job teasing you before the actual ending. I'm curious to know if anyone managed to score more than just an HJ? They wanted 2 just for top removed. I'm scared to ask what they offered beyond that.