Strip Club Reports

[MilkMan2484]

Have now sampled Violet, Nina and Harmony at LS. All three provided excellent private sessions. Violet was my favorite. Thanks for the recommendations.

They had about sixteen dancers there. Overall, an attractive lineup. The dancers shown below provided worthwhile sessions before. I had a difficult time deciding which one to repeat with today, so I sampled two of them separately. As expected, both were great in the VIP. Veteran Detroit strip club mongers know my session preferences, donation amount, and where to find the club and dancer names.

This visit reminded me of the golden era of Detroit area clubs about eight years ago. Hopefully others get the opportunity to relive that special time frame too.

Not sure if she is back dancing yet or not, but Violet is no longer at the LS unless returned just recently. Went to see her back in late June (23rd) for the Cowboy Boots and Daisy Dukes party, she was not there in texting with her she informed me she had quit dancing and wasn't returning to dancing for a while. Sad because like many she was my favorite there.

[Electronman]

It's really annoying when a stripper who is not a regular orders an expensive drink, heck I never even bought a drink for myself that was more than $12 and these girls want $18 drinks.

As a case in point and a warning to use caution with a dancer named Angel at Landing Strip, I was sitting at the bar at the Landing Strip on a recent evening visit and met Angel, a very cute mixed race dancer. She asked if I would buy her a drink. I said yes. She placed her order with a blond, heavy set bartender. I didn't hear what she ordered. When the bartender delivered the drink, she said $44. I asked her to repeat and she said $44. I told the bartender that she should get approval from the buying customer for a drink that expensive. The bartender shrugged her shoulders and took my $50 and did not return with any change. I told Angel that she should get approval from her customer before ordering a drink that expensive. She laughed and said, "do you know where you are?' I said "I've been here over a hundred times and never had a dancer order such an expensive drink. " Shortly thereafter, Angel quoted $600 for some "fun" downstairs. I sent her on her way.

About 15 minutes later, the same bartender delivers a plate of potato skins (or a similar looking bar food) without saying anything. I said, "sorry but I didn't order this. " Eventually a manager showed up and said someone has to pay for this food. I told him, "I have no idea who ordered this food but I was not me. " I'm not sure how this one got resolved.

Moral of the story: Know what drink you are buying and its cost before approving an order. Also, avoid Angel and the heavy set blond bar tender who works nights at Landing Strip.

[Drk2525]

I just wanted to send out a warning about a dancer from Bogarts, so you folks know what you're getting into, if you don't already know.

Daisy is a tall, thin, young (19 yo) blondie with a pixie cut. Both times I saw her was during day shift at Bogarts. In the 2 times I was there, she was easily the best looking girl there. She was fairly busy when I saw her, as she was always talking with some guest. She finally got around to me and I asked her to have a seat to chat. She said she was too busy and it was either VIP now or she keeps going (first red flag). I did a quick negotiation and went VIP with her. We agreed on $ for cfs, as she said does not do BJ's, for the "normal" amount of songs.

In the VIP, here are some of her statements she made (all red flags):

I don't know how to put on a condom. You do it.

Oh, I said it was $ for CBJ. For cfs, it's another $.

That last song was the 5th song, BTW. (during the 3rd song).

That last song was the 5th song, BTW. (during the 4th song).

Her CBJ wasn't very good either. There was a lot of her shaking her head side to side, like she was saying "no", but with me inside her mouth.

Eventually, I did finish. That's why I don't see this as a full ROB experience. I mean, her lack of BJ skills is just that, a lack of skills.

You guys decide if you will tolerate her antics when she repeats them with you. Buyer beware!

[TrollMahn]

I know sweatpants aren't allowed and I've heard that dancers don't like jeans. I'm just trying to find a pair of pants that have some extra pockets so my stuff doesn't fall out. I've also seen active wear being a dress code violation too. But here's what I found. Let me know if you think these are acceptable for the club.

Cargo pants.

https://imgur.com/a/GoTFTrj

Lightweight hiking pants.

https://imgur.com/a/4gEDPmK

Looking at those, the stripper is going to be grinding right where the pockets are, so would likely catch. Stick with smooth legs. You are just going to have to carry less on you.

[Rithro]

Still, her tits look great. They stand up really nice. Man made or natural? It's hard to tell from the picture.

Naturals, although I personally found them unappealing when she flashed me. Didn't have the look and shape shown in the pics.

[Incognito1234]

It's really annoying when a stripper who is not a regular orders an expensive drink, heck I never even bought a drink for myself that was more than $12 and these girls want $18 drinks.

I agree completely. It sucks when they take advantage of you like that. I realize that it's a strip club but at the same time, smh.

I remember the last time I got gigged like that. It was at Bogart's and there was a dancer who was there a lot and even though I never went back with her, we'd always talk when I saw her. Whenever I saw her walking around, she was drinking a beer. So, nothing outlandish. She asked me to buy her a drink, so I figured, no problem, I can buy her a beer. Well, the waitress comes back with some kind of a mixed drink or shot combo and while I don't remember the drink, it was something like $15-16 dollars. It's very irritating when they drink something cheaper, until someone else is paying for it.

[Incognito1234]

Here she is before the 60 covid lbs. https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/4217136.htm?cat=1.

Thank you. I'm happy to say that that's not the one I was thinking of.

Still, her tits look great. They stand up really nice. Man made or natural? It's hard to tell from the picture.

[JackOfClubs]

It's really annoying when a stripper who is not a regular orders an expensive drink, heck I never even bought a drink for myself that was more than $12 and these girls want $18 drinks.

[DooMama7]

I know sweatpants aren't allowed and I've heard that dancers don't like jeans. I'm just trying to find a pair of pants that have some extra pockets so my stuff doesn't fall out. I've also seen active wear being a dress code violation too. But here's what I found. Let me know if you think these are acceptable for the club.

Cargo pants.

https://imgur.com/a/GoTFTrj

Lightweight hiking pants.

https://imgur.com/a/4gEDPmK

At flight club or landing strip? Will probably be an issue. Cricket and BT's maybe at night you will have an issue, the dive bar spots no.

[DirtyDano]

Which one is Chloe? Is the the taller brunette with bangs and the ripped crotch in her fishnets?

Here she is before the 60 covid lbs. https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/4217136.htm?cat=1.

[Incognito1234]

If anyone happens to go over to Henry's North today and sees this, would you mind posting who's in the lineup? I'd hate to take another ride over there, just for it to be a waste of time.

[Incognito1234]

Is a hot mess. As soon as I sat down last week she sat her fat ass next to me and did the same, begged for dances. She smelled weird, seemed drunk and / or high, and kept coming back over even after I said I wasn't interested. When the waitress took my drink order she asked if I want to buy one for her, I just said no thanks. And she still didn't get the hint.

I actually walked out of the club after half an hour because of her (and the fact that there was only one dancer I saw that I was interested in, and clinging to another guy she obviously knew).

Which one is Chloe? Is the the taller brunette with bangs and the ripped crotch in her fishnets?

[Electronman]

They had about sixteen dancers there. Overall, an attractive lineup. The dancers shown below provided worthwhile sessions before. I had a difficult time deciding which one to repeat with today, so I sampled two of them separately. As expected, both were great in the VIP. Veteran Detroit strip club mongers know my session preferences, donation amount, and where to find the club and dancer names.

This visit reminded me of the golden era of Detroit area clubs about eight years ago. Hopefully others get the opportunity to relive that special time frame too.

Have now sampled Violet, Nina and Harmony at LS. All three provided excellent private sessions. Violet was my favorite. Thanks for the recommendations.

[SamPerkins420]

I know sweatpants aren't allowed and I've heard that dancers don't like jeans. I'm just trying to find a pair of pants that have some extra pockets so my stuff doesn't fall out. I've also seen active wear being a dress code violation too. But here's what I found. Let me know if you think these are acceptable for the club.

Cargo pants.

https://imgur.com/a/GoTFTrj

Lightweight hiking pants.

https://imgur.com/a/4gEDPmK

How much stuff do you need to keep in your pockets? Less is more. I have a special slim wallet that was like $5 on Amazon that I use for SCs, basically just put my license & some cash in it, rest of cash I'll keep in a separate pocket. I detach my car keyfob from the rest of my keychain to make it smaller, and only other thing I have to bring in is my phone.

[SamPerkins420]

Saw a recent report from another poster that a dancer from Croatia was at Criket on day shift. Immediately knew I had to pay a visit. I remembered Sandra from 4 years ago at LS. She was that hot and that good in the booth. It was great to get reacquainted. Best lap dances ever. Strongly recommend. Would definitely repeat.

Chloe. Totally different story. Avoid. Had barely gotten out of the booth when she plopped herself down and begged for dances, begged for tips, begged for a bigger tip. It was morbid. Asked for a shot, and I gave in. Mistake. "My usual drink," she called out. Eighteen big ones.

Is a hot mess. As soon as I sat down last week she sat her fat ass next to me and did the same, begged for dances. She smelled weird, seemed drunk and / or high, and kept coming back over even after I said I wasn't interested. When the waitress took my drink order she asked if I want to buy one for her, I just said no thanks. And she still didn't get the hint.

I actually walked out of the club after half an hour because of her (and the fact that there was only one dancer I saw that I was interested in, and clinging to another guy she obviously knew).