Massage Parlor Reports

**Vanilla Lover** · 07-11-23 19:37

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Whats been your problem with getting a hold of her? 8/10 times the website schedule is accurate on that day (though it often shifts between the beginning of the week and the end).

I know there are some girls who call out a lot, like Camilla and Leila, but I didn't think Natalie was one of them.

My terrible luck with her calling out or being available too late in the day. The other part is her disappearing from the day she's listed as available and then the booker says she was never available that day.

She's been super elusive but when I finally get a chance to meet her, it better be worth the wait LOL.

**Jinurso** · 07-11-23 17:42

The crossover you've been waiting for. I finally got around to seeing the famous Ozone Karly last week. Things just happened to line up perfectly so I dropped in to experience her skills for myself.

Physically, she's got a fantastic body. One of the better physiques you'll find. Facially I wasn't really into her. Hard to explain what it was, just a little bit hard for my liking.

I know she's being advertised as Brazilian or whatever, but she's as black American as it gets LOL. Medium complexion, kinda resembles Kerry Washington, except less pretty.

The rumors are true, you only get 30 minutes with her. So don't waste any time. She's very friendly, very bubbly. But I suspect she's a victim of her own success. The whole experience reminded me of going to the red light district in Amsterdam. She's got the whole thing down pat. Make some small talk, lay down, get a pretty good massage for the first 15, turn around, negotiate (I opted for FS for $200) then begin. Uses the famous "do me a favor and cum in my mouth" line that's always a big hit, does an around the world in all your favorite positions for a few minutes each (doggy is the best visually, but her cowgirls feel the best) then rips off the condom in time to swallow your cum. And you have exactly two minutes left to clean up and get dressed. You're out in 30 minutes on the dot.

My biggest takeaway was how impressive her time management skills are. It's a whole assembly line.

Saw three other Asian girls there on the way out. One was named Tiffany. I couldn't find any reviews of her. But I can't say any of them did anything for me.

Fine experience overall for $260. But probably won't be back.

**BA4114** · 07-11-23 16:36

Originally Posted by WolfClaw76 [View Original Post]

Hello everyone has anyone had any experience in these two places relax spa by elston and Lawrence and green tea spa on Laramie ave by Diversey. I could not find anything on these two.

Relax at Easton / Lawrence was terrible. Granny with a saggy body and hairy pussyfoot who was talking to woman in a different room the whole time. Which she could do because the walls didn't go all the way to the ceiling.

Wished I had left. After I fucked her, I wished I never went. Don't make me tell you any more details. I can barely stand the thought of it 🤮.

**Jinurso** · 07-11-23 15:52

Originally Posted by VanillaLover [View Original Post]

Melissa has been quite fun the few times I've seen her. Can definitely vouch for seeing Melissa as well! Definitely satisfies my white girl appetite.

Natalie on the other hand has been quite difficult to get a hold of. It's like finding a unicorn or something! Any way to know when she's available? You can send me a DM. I've been wanting to see her.

Whats been your problem with getting a hold of her? 8/10 times the website schedule is accurate on that day (though it often shifts between the beginning of the week and the end).

I know there are some girls who call out a lot, like Camilla and Leila, but I didn't think Natalie was one of them.

**Vanilla Lover** · 07-11-23 15:14

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Haven't seen her. She looks a little thick for my tastes. Melissa is a lot of fun, though. All American MILF. She's a little moody but on good days she's one of the best.

If you like Melissa you might want to give Natalie a try. She's younger but similar experience.

Melissa has been quite fun the few times I've seen her. Can definitely vouch for seeing Melissa as well! Definitely satisfies my white girl appetite.

Natalie on the other hand has been quite difficult to get a hold of. It's like finding a unicorn or something! Any way to know when she's available? You can send me a DM. I've been wanting to see her.

**WolfClaw76** · 07-11-23 14:46

Has anyone been to either of these one is on Laramie and Diversey and the other is on Elston and Lawrence.

**Harbinger147** · 07-11-23 14:43

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

The funny thing is that for three years she was gone" there was constant chatter about Emily (mid 20's, very petite), now she is back, no comments now.

Sounds like a fun time. I just needed something for a good release, and then save up for Tokyo since it appears they offer real nuru.

**Harbinger147** · 07-11-23 14:40

Originally Posted by Baggio57 [View Original Post]

Been there a few times. Nice thing is that it's close to the loop / downtown. BBBJ is standard, FS is hit or miss depending on who you get. Lately it seems MILF Maggie gives it up, according to RM entries. Pre-COVID everyone went crazy for Kelly, who seems to be long gone now. Good spot if you're downtown and don't want to venture into the neighborhoods. Sometimes they have someone give the massage and someone else finish you off, that happened to me once a few years back. I haven't been there in a while, but it gets consistent reviews on RM. If you want to see about FS, bring your own condom (unless you get Maggie, who, according to reviews, allows bare)

Yeah I've read that on RM, I think ill bring my own. Last thing I want is to bring anything back home!

**FuckIt216** · 07-11-23 14:26

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

I have become redundant with the question. But the hell with it, it doesn't hurt to ask again-Is this JUJU the one from the closed 80 E. Cermak Spa? Does this one have a flower tat on her pubic region?

Nope that YuYu is a different one the YuYu from E Cermak is back in China right now said she might come back to Chicago in October but I wish she was here that girl was.

**Ratso100** · 07-11-23 14:05

Originally Posted by SpaDude777 [View Original Post]

S&L is a safe bet for BBBJ and usually FS. JuJu was one of the better providers in Chicago. She is at West River now. As far as I know Kelly is still there, have seen her a few times. She is definitely hot but moody. I would ask to see Maggie to be give yourself the best chance.

I have become redundant with the question. But the hell with it, it doesn't hurt to ask again-Is this JUJU the one from the closed 80 E. Cermak Spa? Does this one have a flower tat on her pubic region?

**SpaDude777** · 07-11-23 12:03

Originally Posted by Baggio57 [View Original Post]

Been there a few times. Nice thing is that it's close to the loop / downtown. BBBJ is standard, FS is hit or miss depending on who you get. Lately it seems MILF Maggie gives it up, according to RM entries. Pre-COVID everyone went crazy for Kelly, who seems to be long gone now. Good spot if you're downtown and don't want to venture into the neighborhoods. Sometimes they have someone give the massage and someone else finish you off, that happened to me once a few years back. I haven't been there in a while, but it gets consistent reviews on RM. If you want to see about FS, bring your own condom (unless you get Maggie, who, according to reviews, allows bare)

S&L is a safe bet for BBBJ and usually FS. JuJu was one of the better providers in Chicago. She is at West River now. As far as I know Kelly is still there, have seen her a few times. She is definitely hot but moody. I would ask to see Maggie to be give yourself the best chance.

**WolfClaw76** · 07-11-23 12:02

Hello everyone has anyone had any experience in these two places relax spa by elston and Lawrence and green tea spa on Laramie ave by Diversey. I could not find anything on these two.

**Baggio57** · 07-11-23 11:40

Originally Posted by Harbinger147 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to SXL Nail and Massage? I looked pretty far back and didn't see anyone's experience.

Been there a few times. Nice thing is that it's close to the loop / downtown. BBBJ is standard, FS is hit or miss depending on who you get. Lately it seems MILF Maggie gives it up, according to RM entries. Pre-COVID everyone went crazy for Kelly, who seems to be long gone now. Good spot if you're downtown and don't want to venture into the neighborhoods. Sometimes they have someone give the massage and someone else finish you off, that happened to me once a few years back. I haven't been there in a while, but it gets consistent reviews on RM. If you want to see about FS, bring your own condom (unless you get Maggie, who, according to reviews, allows bare)

**Biliator** · 07-11-23 11:20

Originally Posted by Harbinger147 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to SXL Nail and Massage? I looked pretty far back and didn't see anyone's experience.

The funny thing is that for three years she was gone" there was constant chatter about Emily (mid 20's, very petite), now she is back, no comments now.