Massage Parlor Reports

**MisterTwinkies** · 07-10-23 16:26

Originally Posted by BraveNuPengwin [View Original Post]

Needed a massage.

Mindee said Jessica was available.

Got in and she went through her usual motions.

I love that crawling up your back with her nails thing she does (haven't found another that uses this technique).

Not sure what was going on tonight but she went for full finger surprise today, after release she asked if I wanted another pop and continued to whack pengwin like no tomorrow. I don't really know where she was going with this futile attempt to blast me again.

Possible rug burn tomorrow haha.

The whole BeeW closing White linen kkk thing perplexes me.

What spot is this?

**TradingFavs714** · 07-10-23 16:14

Originally Posted by Falcon123 [View Original Post]

I went there a few months ago and had a good time. Was only 1 girl there by herself, no mamasan or anything. My girl was attractive and I'd guess in her early 30's at most, short and petite. As soon as we entered the room she asked me what I wanted and I chose everything and off we went, no illusion of a massage. I'm going to assume this place has a heavy rotation of talent. I'd recommend this place to try out atleast once.

Thanks for the review. I stopped by here after I passed on Mia at Hypno.

Feels almost legit LOL. Way too much incense, I stood at the entry waiting for 2 minutes and left, as I was driving out an older lady was waving at me to come back. Hopefully she's the mamasan because she was easily 50+ and I was like no thanks.

Probably not going back.

**TradingFavs714** · 07-10-23 16:12

Originally Posted by Samurai316 [View Original Post]

Hi,

Went to Swan on main st in SA on 7/3 early afternoon. Was greeted by "Kiki". She was really cute and seemed friendly. I go to the room and she asked how long. Ask for price and she said. 4 for 1/2 hr. Lie face down and she starts massaging. She did pretty good undoing knots on my upper back. After a few minutes, she signaled me to flip. She then asked what I wanted. I asked for cost. Was told $ for cfs. I agreed. She started undressing and allowed me to suck on her tatas. Felt natural. I'd say 34 Bs. I went for kissing the lips and she didn't allow. Bummer. I then told her to lie down for me to dine. She did. As I was dining, she would close her legs and not allow access. Bummer again. It was hard to dine and then decided to have her CG. She kissed my nipples, hot, but not like dfk or lfk. At that point I mentally checked out. I eventually busted and she cleaned me up. I noticed she didn't change the sheets nor did she clean up very well. I was introduced to Amy. Butter face, but sexy body. Personally, the extra. 4 at believe is a better deal unless you're the ground and pound type. Walked away disappointed.

L: cute. Dress made her body look tighter that it was. Still cute face.

A: friendly. Was nice and all smiles.

S: meh. It's possible that there was a lack of chemistry or something. No dfk, limited access to daty, it was a let down.

E: $ For cfs. I guess that's the going rate. Didn't feel like I got the bang for my buck.

Are: no. Well, I don't plan on it. At least not with her. Looks isn't everything.

Hope this helps someone out.

Samurai316.

Stopped by here after going to Hypno (Lulu was busy, an older lady named Mia but I wasn't interested). Decided to head over to Coconut (hard pass) and swung by Swan. Too much driving so I hope it was good.

Definitely a secretive back lot. Greeted by a Chinese looking gal, told to wait in a room which looks like one they use for napping more than a massage romp. Anyways, another gal came in, decent face and laughed as I was laying naked and said, oh boom boom. And had me go to a nicer room across the hall.

Limited English for sure, asked her name and said she "May" or "Way". Her face was nice, B (borderline C) cups, had a bit of a belly which she hid with her dress. Standard massage, flipped over, wiped me down. Put on a cover and gave me a blah CBJ. Did that for about 5 minutes, but was distracting as some other monger was ringing the bell. Started off missionary, some doggy, had her on top which I could see was maybe a bit painful or too much. Had her lay down and finished missionary, she was fighting back the moaning and just laid there as I banged away. Definitely not a GFE.

Had been on a roll w / Believe, THH and Star. This place sucked. Only nice thing was $40 for half hr and $1. 2.

**Nonsense3099** · 07-10-23 14:52

Is this place your standard HE or is there more to a hot body with Hannah?

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

Hannah is a hot little number, cute face and awesome body.

As for THH Sandwich, its sad they are gone. I think that place just blew up way too fast, and the fact that its a little cubby hole in the side of a building, possibly did not meet municipal code with the shower and no back exit, there are so many ways Anaheim can shut down a place. Another shop had trouble with the CIty shutting down their electricity and water to make war against them. I hope THH will surface in another city.

**BraveNuPengwin** · 07-10-23 11:42

Originally Posted by Kakuna [View Original Post]

I went in asked for Jojo. Mgnt says that the youngest for today. . 4 for the house. Saw your price listing, so I walk in the room and just put $ on the table. Didn't discuss any services. But in my mind I just wanted the BBBJ. And if she wanted. 2 more then I'll just oblige because she was decent looking (6. 5/10), I'm guessing maybe she in her 30's. I suck at guessing age LOL. She started off kissing me on the lips then move down licking my nipples. And slowly moving down to my pecker and here I thought she would grab the umbrella for cover but to my surprise she didn't. After a good 10 min of BBBJ she grab the umbrella and says to put in her. She was happy and wanted me to come back.

I would imagine all the Latina spots are now struggling seeing as they are all expensive, old / chubby, and usually provide subpar service.

**Pineapples1** · 07-10-23 10:52

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

Totally agree on grooming, for Hypno and everywhere. Be super clean; heck, why wouldn't you be? And being nice with a touch of humor can't hurt either. While I'm not a bad-looking guy, so that might help a bit, I don't think that the girlies fret about guys whose looks may not be all that great. It's a biz transaction, so just be clean and cool, and all is good.

And to clarify: It's $40 HF, and $120 for CBJ and CFS, and $140 for BBBJ and CFS. No BBFS here as far as I've seen, and I'd be suspect of any monger who says he gets that here. So if you lay down $140 for the total GFE and the girl balks at BBBJ before your CFS, just tell her that's what you always pay. If she still balks, ask for another girl or walk.

Noted. Ty for the clarity. That's in line with what I gave before but I'm going to try again this weekend just to solve this mystery once and for all even though there's tons of other options these days. Might have to think with the big head and walk if they try screwing with me again.

**Sticker** · 07-10-23 10:31

My ATF flaked once again, yesterday, which is why I usually go to Hypno as my plan B. However, since it's was a Sunday, and Hypno is not near my domicile, I elected to get my erected treated closer to home. Normally I would have just passed on Sunday sexual healing, but since my ATF thought at first she could play, her texts got my semen stirring and I needed subsequent release.

So I hit up Blue Sea Spa near SCP, just to get jerked before having lunch in the mall and ogling the young Asian beauties there. A dyed-blonde Chinese younger MILF, maybe around 35, took care of me. I thought she said her name was Cindy, but then she said what sounded like, "No I'm Sydney, not Cindy". (Or maybe it was another similar sounding name).

Doesn't really matter. She was cute enough, and she dropped her yoga pants down to the top of her Chucks high-tops, and she let me pop her bra clasp to suck on her pointy B-cups as well as some slight FIV and FIA as she milked.

Jacked me off sufficiently, and I donated $80 on top of the $45 HF. She said she's only been there a couple of weeks, and only works there on weekends.

**BraveNuPengwin** · 07-10-23 01:41

Needed a massage.

Mindee said Jessica was available.

Got in and she went through her usual motions.

I love that crawling up your back with her nails thing she does (haven't found another that uses this technique).

Not sure what was going on tonight but she went for full finger surprise today, after release she asked if I wanted another pop and continued to whack pengwin like no tomorrow. I don't really know where she was going with this futile attempt to blast me again.

Possible rug burn tomorrow haha.

The whole BeeW closing White linen kkk thing perplexes me.

**Taws6** · 07-10-23 01:19

Originally Posted by Sexaholic777 [View Original Post]

Or sometimes mongers have the nerve to ask back $ for services provided. Don't know why you would do that. LOL. They have all your info. Just saying. If she gives you what you want and hasn't been the hour. I wouldn't ask. I don't want anyone coming after me. \.

Not trying to be a dick, but how they hell would a massage parlor get your info?

Are you posting in the right thread?

I totally agree, one shouldn't be a dick, but when I go to a massage parlor, I don't bring my wallet, just cash & no phone.

That's the beauty of the massage biz vs. An escort that has a higher screening standard. Or am I missing something??

**Sticker** · 07-10-23 00:06

Originally Posted by Pineapples1 [View Original Post]

Frankly, I don't think these girls care about looks at all as long as you pay them and aren't a dick. Hygiene is the most important.

That being said, I treat all these visits like a date. Always well groomed and showered before entering. I don't have a pushy attitude and generally do my research before to make sure I'm not low balling them as well. I get good service everywhere but this Hypno place is a coin toss for me.

Totally agree on grooming, for Hypno and everywhere. Be super clean; heck, why wouldn't you be? And being nice with a touch of humor can't hurt either. While I'm not a bad-looking guy, so that might help a bit, I don't think that the girlies fret about guys whose looks may not be all that great. It's a biz transaction, so just be clean and cool, and all is good.

And to clarify: It's $40 HF, and $120 for CBJ and CFS, and $140 for BBBJ and CFS. No BBFS here as far as I've seen, and I'd be suspect of any monger who says he gets that here. So if you lay down $140 for the total GFE and the girl balks at BBBJ before your CFS, just tell her that's what you always pay. If she still balks, ask for another girl or walk.

**Falcon123** · 07-09-23 22:43

Originally Posted by TradingFavs714 [View Original Post]

Has anyone here gone to Coconut recently. I've been meaning to go but everytime I get an itch I'm going to Hypno / Believe instead.

Any recent review and rec would be appreciated.

I went there a few months ago and had a good time. Was only 1 girl there by herself, no mamasan or anything. My girl was attractive and I'd guess in her early 30's at most, short and petite. As soon as we entered the room she asked me what I wanted and I chose everything and off we went, no illusion of a massage. I'm going to assume this place has a heavy rotation of talent. I'd recommend this place to try out atleast once.

**BraveNuPengwin** · 07-09-23 21:34

Originally Posted by Pineapples1 [View Original Post]

Frankly, I don't think these girls care about looks at all as long as you pay them and aren't a dick. Hygiene is the most important.

That being said, I treat all these visits like a date. Always well groomed and showered before entering. I don't have a pushy attitude and generally do my research before to make sure I'm not low balling them as well. I get good service everywhere but this Hypno place is a coin toss for me.

Life's a coin toss mate.

**TradingFavs714** · 07-09-23 19:07

Has anyone here gone to Coconut recently. I've been meaning to go but everytime I get an itch I'm going to Hypno / Believe instead.

Any recent review and rec would be appreciated.

**Pineapples1** · 07-09-23 19:05

Originally Posted by TradingFavs714 [View Original Post]

YMMV At Hypno. Not going to lie but girls also need to like your looks and your hygiene.

Frankly, I don't think these girls care about looks at all as long as you pay them and aren't a dick. Hygiene is the most important.

That being said, I treat all these visits like a date. Always well groomed and showered before entering. I don't have a pushy attitude and generally do my research before to make sure I'm not low balling them as well. I get good service everywhere but this Hypno place is a coin toss for me.