Massage Parlor Reports

**PokerMan39** · 07-06-23 16:25

Originally Posted by Korlock [View Original Post]

Man was Heated that Nuru wasn't on the menu. As if it's some simple, easy thing with no cleanup and everyone should just offer it by default.

I know it doesn't mean much, but their STG ad boasts a Nuru massage.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...5/485967679307

**BDR2093** · 07-06-23 16:22

Originally Posted by Sizemic [View Original Post]

Hi,

Wonder if she is legit or more can be had? Anyone see her?

https://m.facebook.com/AmysMassages

Called her, she said she's retired. I tried calling shanon, blonde from mt. Clemens and was on biggest loser. Is she worth the visit?

**GoodTimer88** · 07-06-23 15:59

Originally Posted by JayTwo21 [View Original Post]

I apologize if I'm just missing it but nothing came up when I searched, does anyone have any info on Accura Care on Middlebelt in Garden City?

I just tried it. Heavy older lady, not cute at all. Decent massage followed by total jackhammer. . 7 + . 4.

**UltraFind77** · 07-05-23 10:18

Originally Posted by Epoks [View Original Post]

Any of the places around Shelby offering prostate work?

Still trying to replace the GOAT from Alice a few years back.

LMK if you find anyone. I'll take anywhere in Macomb or Oakland county.

**UltraFind77** · 07-05-23 10:15

Originally Posted by DTownMick [View Original Post]

I'm not really sure what their names are now. The first person I saw (which I reported on) said their name was Angela. I went a second time and made an appointment with Angela only to be duped by a different girl who said her name was Britney and that Angela was busy. Now the third time I went I was told that Britney is actually Angela and that Angela is actually Anna. So. I have no damn clue what their names are.

Angela is the one getting dropped off just before 10 (when they open) Nice ass. Not that firm of titts not shaved but good massage and BBBJ.

**Korlock** · 07-05-23 08:14

Originally Posted by EDPills [View Original Post]

That is weird. Like going to a Tiger's game and demanding to see Patriots vs Lions.

Man was Heated that Nuru wasn't on the menu. As if it's some simple, easy thing with no cleanup and everyone should just offer it by default.

**SpankyBeAtIt** · 07-05-23 07:14

Originally Posted by LowFryn2 [View Original Post]

I saw the same the few times I've driven by over the past month.

Same here. Even texted them, and no response.

A month ago there was a cute new girl at Asian Health across the street. Much younger than the rest and same standard ending. If only they didn't have cubicles for privacy.

**FrankyV8** · 07-04-23 23:52

Recently hit up another Farmington location as it's been mentioned a few times. Walked in no appt needed. Got a heck of a massage but no extras. Aside from starting undraped I usually let the massage therapist make the first move.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

**ED Pills** · 07-04-23 20:56

Originally Posted by Korlock [View Original Post]

Went in today on a whim because I wanted a massage and Magic was closed. Drew Jacinda, who is very cute with an average sort of body and surprisingly good English. Said she was pretty new there. She gave a very good massage. Flip time came and we discussed pricing for some extras. Holy shit, she wanted $1.6 on top of the $0.8 I already gave her for the hour just for a CBJ. Wouldn't budge, either. I usually get pretty good mileage at AMPs. Are these normal prices at Seven Mile? I wound up having to walk without agreeing to anything. Shame, because I quite liked the girl before we got into a haggling battle.

Also: this was around 11:30 am on the 4th. If one of you mongers here is the guy who came in to the massage parlor loudly demanding a Nuru massage with no sex and getting into an argument with what sounded like several different girls. Lmao. You made my morning. Shit was too funny.

That is weird. Like going to a Tiger's game and demanding to see Patriots vs Lions.

**Korlock** · 07-04-23 14:10

Went in today on a whim because I wanted a massage and Magic was closed. Drew Jacinda, who is very cute with an average sort of body and surprisingly good English. Said she was pretty new there. She gave a very good massage. Flip time came and we discussed pricing for some extras. Holy shit, she wanted $1.6 on top of the $0.8 I already gave her for the hour just for a CBJ. Wouldn't budge, either. I usually get pretty good mileage at AMPs. Are these normal prices at Seven Mile? I wound up having to walk without agreeing to anything. Shame, because I quite liked the girl before we got into a haggling battle.

Also: this was around 11:30 am on the 4th. If one of you mongers here is the guy who came in to the massage parlor loudly demanding a Nuru massage with no sex and getting into an argument with what sounded like several different girls. Lmao. You made my morning. Shit was too funny.

**TomSmith26** · 07-04-23 12:42

I lost her number.

Would someone please PM her number?

**CrustNuts** · 07-04-23 09:49

Originally Posted by Sizemic [View Original Post]

Just had to get this one off my bucket list:

https://downrivernuru.wixsite.com/downriver-nuru

Lots of reviews on here, I for one enjoyed my experience with her and would probably repeat!

I agree. Ignore the nasty reviews and try her. She is a very nice lady with a great attitude.

**JDoe1969** · 07-04-23 00:08

Blair is really Hippie Chick if anyone remembers her. Topless HJ. Nothing else is on the menu.

Originally Posted by PhilCorliss1 [View Original Post]

No pics.

Hr. 100.

45 min 80.

30 min 60.

Kinda of Rub / Massage combo.

Below avg. HJ.

**PimpCoach** · 07-03-23 23:38

Originally Posted by KempuBus [View Original Post]

Stopped couple of weeks back for 1 hr, average massage. I didn't get her name properly but on her body she had cupping therapy done. And, she said she is visiting here from NYC for few months and she has plans of going back. No teasing during massage, after table shower I was asked for services. FS is on menu, as I didn't wanted FS so sticked to CBJ, roaming allowed total damages 2 Bills.

They're two locations with the same name. What city are we talking about?

Five Lake Asian Massage. Frazier.

Five Lakes Massage. Commerce.

**Sizemic** · 07-03-23 22:13

Just had to get this one off my bucket list:

https://downrivernuru.wixsite.com/downriver-nuru

Lots of reviews on here, I for one enjoyed my experience with her and would probably repeat!