Massage Parlor Reports

**GoHomeSmiling** · 07-03-23 17:51

I see a few reports below on Orange. I'll add nicole to to the list. Hot, slim, nice small naturals.

Anyone have anything on the new crop at Tokyo, Ruby, etc?

**GoHomeSmiling** · 07-03-23 16:57

Stop in the bathroom and wash your shit after. Dang. The scent of a rubber comes right off. What I was talking about are the chemically-engineered lotions that are infused with essential oils and stripper-scented napalm that keeps you smelling like strippers if you so much as shake hands with a girl.

**Mmm5464** · 07-03-23 15:17

I always use a cover and the mrs has a laytex allergy, so I joined plant fitness, they have showers. Just stop in, hose off, good to go!

Originally Posted by PauFord [View Original Post]

Temporary rubbery smell is a whole lot easier to explain to the mrs than when she finds out you gave her herpes from raw dogging a wh*re 😂

**JustAMonger** · 07-03-23 15:08

Originally Posted by Uruni4 [View Original Post]

What's the end and damage look like at this place? FS?

Jessica usually lets me tip $140. However, it's been a while, she may have upped the amounts or gives me a better price since I have seen her several times.

**JustAMonger** · 07-03-23 15:01

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

At New Hope, FS is offered. Coco charges more than Anna though. Don't ask about the damage. Bring enough. After some visits and trust, you should get upgraded to BBFS at no extra charge.

That was my experience. I was surprised Coco / Jessica let me go raw on the first visit! No CIP though.

**FuckIt216** · 07-03-23 14:52

Back in Town From a Quick Week Visit to Bangkok my soon to be new home in November and stopped by to see Nicole from a text I got from Candy and to my surprise Nicole it a spitting image for Candy (Mamasan).

Settled on $2** for GFE 30 min and she didn't disappoint at all. Beautiful body. Amazing attitude- will 1000% repeat.

Nicole is about 5'1 about 105 lbs all Natural and no damage at all I would say probably 30 years old and skin ton is perfect she her school girl outfit is killer -.

Next Stop 819 to see what they have on the Menu this Holiday Week.

**Lancer** · 07-03-23 14:20

D & D Spa on Archer offers shaving for $45. One of the girls even uses a straight razor, which keeps the razor burn to a minimum. Unfortunately, there is nothing more to be had other than a shave or self-service if your lucky.

Originally Posted by Casper27 [View Original Post]

Any places that will provide me with a trim? I'd prefer a shave over the wax that wouldn't be good for my skin. I used to go to copper spa and see Jessica back when they were still around on Milwaukee Ave. I've read a few reports about Macau. Are they still the place to go?

**Pau Ford** · 07-03-23 14:03

Temporary rubbery smell is a whole lot easier to explain to the mrs than when she finds out you gave her herpes from raw dogging a wh*re 😂

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

The fresh smell of latex is also hard to explain. When you come home smelling like a load of burning tires, you got some s'plainin' to do. Bareback avoids that, at least.

**BeaverHunter2** · 07-03-23 13:19

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Whether you enjoy the smell of scented oils and lotions or not, for some, it could lead to many headaches with a significant other. I had a similar situation where I was dating this girl who was always paranoid (rightly so, I guess) and had visited a MP. I didn't go for the finish at the time but didn't tell her either. They had used scented oil, though mild, ladies will pick up on that easy. We were living together so I couldn't just sneak in a shower and had to improvise. Luckily, it was during the summer on a sunny day and I happened to have some spray-on sunblock in my car. That stuff worked like a charm. It cut right through the smell and it was smooth sailing after that. Just a tip if you find yourself in that situation. No way she was going to give me shit for "protecting my skin. " Hahaha. !!

You can just tell her your going to get a massage and she won't know it's a rub and tub place. That's what I do. I do get regular massages also for waking up and having a creek in neck so she never suspects anything.

**BenBeck** · 07-03-23 12:56

Originally Posted by AlMelrose [View Original Post]

One can usually blame the smell on co-worker, public transportation rider, someone bumping into you, other. It's the pussy smell on fingers, dick that get one busted!

The fresh smell of latex is also hard to explain. When you come home smelling like a load of burning tires, you got some s'plainin' to do. Bareback avoids that, at least.

**Casper27** · 07-03-23 11:34

Any places that will provide me with a trim? I'd prefer a shave over the wax that wouldn't be good for my skin. I used to go to copper spa and see Jessica back when they were still around on Milwaukee Ave. I've read a few reports about Macau. Are they still the place to go?

**Rudykzooti** · 07-03-23 11:31

Checked out Windsor over in Albany park last Friday. I had been texting with who I assume is the booker who asked what time I wanted and that the girl Ella was young and cute. After they went radio silen I decided to pop by and see if they were busy. Ella did answer the door at the storefront location that still has the previous tenant signage over the door so the place is kinda under the radar. Ella said she only had time for a half hour at $50 so I figured I'd see if she was worth it for future visits. She is slim and cute for sure and she knows it. She was going on about how most of the MTs in Chicago are old LOL, and she is right for the most part. She gave a lame attempt at a massage and after turning over she gave a decent L1 with some well rehearsed dirty talk. I gave her $60 for her performance and she said that for $120 she would really pay attention to jr. Not sure I will return since I like to actually get a decent workout for the money. She doesn't know how long she will be in town and said another girl would be there soon. Busy intersection and the 17th district is within a 3 wood away.

**IMissCutler** · 07-03-23 06:38

Originally Posted by AlMelrose [View Original Post]

One can usually blame the smell on co-worker, public transportation rider, someone bumping into you, other. It's the pussy smell on fingers, dick that get one busted!

I work in construction, definitely can't use that one 😂128514;128514;.

**Al Melrose** · 07-03-23 00:18

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Whether you enjoy the smell of scented oils and lotions or not, for some, it could lead to many headaches with a significant other. I had a similar situation where I was dating this girl who was always paranoid (rightly so, I guess) and had visited a MP. I didn't go for the finish at the time but didn't tell her either. They had used scented oil, though mild, ladies will pick up on that easy. We were living together so I couldn't just sneak in a shower and had to improvise. Luckily, it was during the summer on a sunny day and I happened to have some spray-on sunblock in my car. That stuff worked like a charm. It cut right through the smell and it was smooth sailing after that. Just a tip if you find yourself in that situation. No way she was going to give me shit for "protecting my skin. " Hahaha. !!

One can usually blame the smell on co-worker, public transportation rider, someone bumping into you, other. It's the pussy smell on fingers, dick that get one busted!

**MGoBlue92** · 07-02-23 17:54

Hello,

I will be in Chicago next weekend staying near the peninsula hotel. Was wondering if there are any FS AMPs within walking distance? Have been to orange, Ruby and archer and have all enjoyed those. You can PM if you want, would be much appreciated.