Massage Parlor Reports

[FuckIt216]

Back in Town From a Quick Week Visit to Bangkok my soon to be new home in November and stopped by to see Nicole from a text I got from Candy and to my surprise Nicole it a spitting image for Candy (Mamasan).

Settled on $2** for GFE 30 min and she didn't disappoint at all. Beautiful body. Amazing attitude- will 1000% repeat.

Nicole is about 5'1 about 105 lbs all Natural and no damage at all I would say probably 30 years old and skin ton is perfect she her school girl outfit is killer -.

Next Stop 819 to see what they have on the Menu this Holiday Week.

[Lancer]

D & D Spa on Archer offers shaving for $45. One of the girls even uses a straight razor, which keeps the razor burn to a minimum. Unfortunately, there is nothing more to be had other than a shave or self-service if your lucky.

Any places that will provide me with a trim? I'd prefer a shave over the wax that wouldn't be good for my skin. I used to go to copper spa and see Jessica back when they were still around on Milwaukee Ave. I've read a few reports about Macau. Are they still the place to go?

[Pau Ford]

Temporary rubbery smell is a whole lot easier to explain to the mrs than when she finds out you gave her herpes from raw dogging a wh*re 😂

The fresh smell of latex is also hard to explain. When you come home smelling like a load of burning tires, you got some s'plainin' to do. Bareback avoids that, at least.

[BeaverHunter2]

Whether you enjoy the smell of scented oils and lotions or not, for some, it could lead to many headaches with a significant other. I had a similar situation where I was dating this girl who was always paranoid (rightly so, I guess) and had visited a MP. I didn't go for the finish at the time but didn't tell her either. They had used scented oil, though mild, ladies will pick up on that easy. We were living together so I couldn't just sneak in a shower and had to improvise. Luckily, it was during the summer on a sunny day and I happened to have some spray-on sunblock in my car. That stuff worked like a charm. It cut right through the smell and it was smooth sailing after that. Just a tip if you find yourself in that situation. No way she was going to give me shit for "protecting my skin. " Hahaha. !!

You can just tell her your going to get a massage and she won't know it's a rub and tub place. That's what I do. I do get regular massages also for waking up and having a creek in neck so she never suspects anything.

[BenBeck]

One can usually blame the smell on co-worker, public transportation rider, someone bumping into you, other. It's the pussy smell on fingers, dick that get one busted!

The fresh smell of latex is also hard to explain. When you come home smelling like a load of burning tires, you got some s'plainin' to do. Bareback avoids that, at least.

[Casper27]

Any places that will provide me with a trim? I'd prefer a shave over the wax that wouldn't be good for my skin. I used to go to copper spa and see Jessica back when they were still around on Milwaukee Ave. I've read a few reports about Macau. Are they still the place to go?

[Rudykzooti]

Checked out Windsor over in Albany park last Friday. I had been texting with who I assume is the booker who asked what time I wanted and that the girl Ella was young and cute. After they went radio silen I decided to pop by and see if they were busy. Ella did answer the door at the storefront location that still has the previous tenant signage over the door so the place is kinda under the radar. Ella said she only had time for a half hour at $50 so I figured I'd see if she was worth it for future visits. She is slim and cute for sure and she knows it. She was going on about how most of the MTs in Chicago are old LOL, and she is right for the most part. She gave a lame attempt at a massage and after turning over she gave a decent L1 with some well rehearsed dirty talk. I gave her $60 for her performance and she said that for $120 she would really pay attention to jr. Not sure I will return since I like to actually get a decent workout for the money. She doesn't know how long she will be in town and said another girl would be there soon. Busy intersection and the 17th district is within a 3 wood away.

[IMissCutler]

One can usually blame the smell on co-worker, public transportation rider, someone bumping into you, other. It's the pussy smell on fingers, dick that get one busted!

I work in construction, definitely can't use that one 😂128514;128514;.

[Al Melrose]

Whether you enjoy the smell of scented oils and lotions or not, for some, it could lead to many headaches with a significant other. I had a similar situation where I was dating this girl who was always paranoid (rightly so, I guess) and had visited a MP. I didn't go for the finish at the time but didn't tell her either. They had used scented oil, though mild, ladies will pick up on that easy. We were living together so I couldn't just sneak in a shower and had to improvise. Luckily, it was during the summer on a sunny day and I happened to have some spray-on sunblock in my car. That stuff worked like a charm. It cut right through the smell and it was smooth sailing after that. Just a tip if you find yourself in that situation. No way she was going to give me shit for "protecting my skin. " Hahaha. !!

One can usually blame the smell on co-worker, public transportation rider, someone bumping into you, other. It's the pussy smell on fingers, dick that get one busted!

[MGoBlue92]

Hello,

I will be in Chicago next weekend staying near the peninsula hotel. Was wondering if there are any FS AMPs within walking distance? Have been to orange, Ruby and archer and have all enjoyed those. You can PM if you want, would be much appreciated.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Whether you enjoy the smell of scented oils and lotions or not, for some, it could lead to many headaches with a significant other. I had a similar situation where I was dating this girl who was always paranoid (rightly so, I guess) and had visited a MP. I didn't go for the finish at the time but didn't tell her either. They had used scented oil, though mild, ladies will pick up on that easy. We were living together so I couldn't just sneak in a shower and had to improvise. Luckily, it was during the summer on a sunny day and I happened to have some spray-on sunblock in my car. That stuff worked like a charm. It cut right through the smell and it was smooth sailing after that. Just a tip if you find yourself in that situation. No way she was going to give me shit for "protecting my skin. " Hahaha. !!

That is a great plan!

[SpaGuy21]

PSA to any providers who are here lurking or shilling:

Stop with the perfume.

Stop with scented lotions.

Even the providers who don't use scented oil on you? You are still using body lotion that is designed to stick to your skin for hours and make you, and anyone you come into contact with, smell like a candy factory. Seriously. Not looking at any place in particular just a general observation.

I'm with you on that. It's never a good thing to go home smelling like a French brothel. At least not in France.

Whether you enjoy the smell of scented oils and lotions or not, for some, it could lead to many headaches with a significant other. I had a similar situation where I was dating this girl who was always paranoid (rightly so, I guess) and had visited a MP. I didn't go for the finish at the time but didn't tell her either. They had used scented oil, though mild, ladies will pick up on that easy. We were living together so I couldn't just sneak in a shower and had to improvise. Luckily, it was during the summer on a sunny day and I happened to have some spray-on sunblock in my car. That stuff worked like a charm. It cut right through the smell and it was smooth sailing after that. Just a tip if you find yourself in that situation. No way she was going to give me shit for "protecting my skin. " Hahaha. !!

[GeneralObvious]

New Hope is always good for a quick HJ release. All the girls are OK and will do HE. Pretty decent massage usually.

At New Hope, FS is offered. Coco charges more than Anna though. Don't ask about the damage. Bring enough. After some visits and trust, you should get upgraded to BBFS at no extra charge.

[DMichaels69]

So the Korean Spa your speaking of is Ogden Spa in Aurora?

If you want to know if there really is more than one girl, call before you arrive and ask if a four hands massage is available to get your answer. If the answer is yes there is two or more girls, if no then it's a one woman operation. When you arrive then you can say you called about 4 hands meet both girls and at the last moment opt down to a single girl, just tell them you changed your mind. One girl alone in a spa, particularly one that offers extras doesn't want you to know she is the only one there she will feel it compromises her safety if you turn out to be a lunatic.

There is a Korean spa that I know of in the burbs that the girl offers L3 service, and I have partaken with her many times, in fact I thank her graciously for getting me through Covid sneaking me in and out of the back door when they were closed on several occasions. Trouble is, she is VERY average in every way and a bit older in her mid to late 40's not ugly but not pretty either, body is very average a bit soft but not too bad. I have seen her enough at this point, but unfortunately after covid she doesn't seem to recruit any other ladies anymore and has been a one woman show for about two years now. Evey once in a while I will call from an unknown number and ask about four hands just to see if she is still alone. The spa works for me other than the fact there is no variety any longer and I have had enough of her. Nice woman just not interested in smashing her any longer.

TP.

[Terrapin911]

What are you talking about? You were the only one that reviewed that you saw multiple different girls at this spot. I tired multiple times here before and it is always been her there herself. And her excuses always been you just miss the other girl or she is busy or is off that day. But the one constant is Linda is always there. Making me think this is a one woman operation.

If you want to know if there really is more than one girl, call before you arrive and ask if a four hands massage is available to get your answer. If the answer is yes there is two or more girls, if no then it's a one woman operation. When you arrive then you can say you called about 4 hands meet both girls and at the last moment opt down to a single girl, just tell them you changed your mind. One girl alone in a spa, particularly one that offers extras doesn't want you to know she is the only one there she will feel it compromises her safety if you turn out to be a lunatic.

There is a Korean spa that I know of in the burbs that the girl offers L3 service, and I have partaken with her many times, in fact I thank her graciously for getting me through Covid sneaking me in and out of the back door when they were closed on several occasions. Trouble is, she is VERY average in every way and a bit older in her mid to late 40's not ugly but not pretty either, body is very average a bit soft but not too bad. I have seen her enough at this point, but unfortunately after covid she doesn't seem to recruit any other ladies anymore and has been a one woman show for about two years now. Evey once in a while I will call from an unknown number and ask about four hands just to see if she is still alone. The spa works for me other than the fact there is no variety any longer and I have had enough of her. Nice woman just not interested in smashing her any longer.

TP.